I was a young child, but I was a little fairy boy who would live for a hundred years. Immortals have a long lifespan, and at my age, they are already a puddle of yellow soil in the human world, but in this heavenly palace, she is just a knee-high little girl.

At that time, I didn't have much concept of beauty and ugliness, I just felt that every immortal in this heavenly palace was extremely good-looking except for their different appearances, including Lei Gong with a sharp monkey face. When I first saw that person, although I lost my mind for a while like the fairy and fairy in this heavenly palace, but when I came back to my senses, I just waved at him as I usually saw other immortals for the first time, and said in my mouth: "This uncle looks different from other immortals, well, he is the best looking among the immortals." "Actually, I don't know how many immortals have said this statement, even the old man with a peach on his head, I also said the same.

The man looked at me for a while, silent, and his expression was unpredictable, so I thought I had said the wrong thing, and quickly corrected it: "No, it is the most beautiful among the gods." ”

The man suddenly laughed, and I lost my mind for a moment with this laugh, but my cheap master couldn't stand it, and said leisurely: "This time it's different, changed the word." ”

The smile between the man's eyebrows and eyes became even stronger, and he squinted his eyes and said to the old man: "I often hear other scattered immortals say that the newly acquired little apprentice of Guangchengzi always has a rhetoric when he sees people, and when I see it today, it is really the same as the rumors. However, I can also afford your most words. After speaking, he pinched my face and said, "This big fat girl, tsk, I am afraid that I can't find more meat than you in these six realms." ”

At that time, I was just a little doll who could just walk, and I could even learn the art of flying. Therefore, I don't think fat is a problematic adjective, but I think it's the highest compliment for a little doll. Therefore, when other little fairy children showed off in front of me, "When I went to the South China Sea with the immortals to listen to the Bodhisattva's sermon today, the Bodhisattva praised me for being a little cuter than his virgin", I just sneered and said proudly: "My Uncle Qingyun also praised me for being the fattest of the Six Realms." After speaking, he proudly put his waist up.

I really don't understand why they didn't look envious, but rolled on the ground laughing. If I hadn't cast a spell in time to stop them, I'm afraid they would have laughed until the old golden crow came home.

However, the laughter stopped, but the fairies clapped their hands around me and sneered: "Hehe, do you know that fat is ugly, ugly is fat, hahahaha." ”

When the old golden crow had returned to his old mulberry tree, I snorted and went back to the Caiwei Palace.

At that time, the old man was lying on the stone platform at the end of the bamboo forest with the man drinking and admiring the moon, and it was said that our Caiwei Palace was facing the Guanghan Palace of the Chang'e Fairy, which was the best place to admire the moon.

At this time, I was covered in the red mud unique to the heavenly realm, this mud is not like the mud of the human world, and it can't be washed away at all if it sticks to the feather coat, and the old man saw that I was crying so sadly, and he couldn't scold me, so he held back his anger and asked, "Who are you fighting with again?"

I didn't pay attention to him, and I cried to myself. When the man saw this, he took out a small square of oil-paper from his arms and gave it to me, I wiped my tears and took it, and pulled off the oil-paper, which was the donkey I was looking forward to for half a month to roll.

Swallowing my saliva, I silently rolled the donkey back into the man's hand and muttered, "Fat is ugly, Biluo don't be fat." After saying that, he ran back to Caiwei Palace crying.

Actually, I just looked a little embarrassed that day, but the other fairies were slightly injured. Speaking of which, although I am the youngest in this heavenly realm, my talent is the highest among the immortals of the younger generation, and I can be familiar with ordinary spells after only teaching them once. Yes, although those little fairies are dozens of years older than me, they are not my opponents.

Normally, if I get into trouble in a fight, the father or master of those little fairy children will always come to the old man to reason. But my cheap master is also one of the best people in the heavenly realm, and cultivation is secondary, and the important thing is that he is one of the few ancient gods. Therefore, even if they were dissatisfied, they didn't dare to criticize me too harshly for refuting the old man's face, so they could only admonish him from the side, and the rhetoric was nothing more than "If you don't discipline strictly, you may be unstable and fall into the devil in the future." Rao was like this, the old man still felt embarrassed on his face, and always threw me to the wall of the punishment of the immortal platform to think about being struck by the strong wind and thunder and lightning.

But this time, the old man did not punish me like this, but only threw me into the bamboo forest and ordered me to sit and meditate. Actually, my obesity has nothing to do with the snacks I eat on weekdays, but it has something to do with my birth. According to the old man, my predecessor was the only ginseng grass left in the Kunlun Wonderland in ancient times, and because I absorbed enough spiritual energy from heaven and earth, I actually formed a white and chubby ginseng doll. Because I was born as an immortal, I was picked up to the heavenly realm when I was a babbling baby.

Because I am an immortal grass, the Emperor of Heaven placed me beside the medicine immortal who had just ascended. That old immortal is not like my master, he is an "old man", on the contrary, he is a complete house immortal, and his greatest pleasure every day is to lock himself in that small pill pharmacy to refine pills. I was at ease with him, but my playful and willful nature was cultivated from that time.

I once asked the old fairy why I was so white, fat, round and jade, he glanced at me, pretended to be profound, and asked, "Which ginseng have you seen that is black and thin?"

So, I gladly accepted the fact that black and thin ginseng must not be as good as white and fat ginseng. Unfortunately, the good times did not last long, one day I took advantage of the old immortal Weng to preach to his disciples and grandchildren, sneaked into his Dan pharmacy and mistakenly poured a whole bottle of mercury into the samadhi fire under the Danding of refining medicine. Because of this, the entire Anther Palace was blown up by me, and even the old immortal who was preaching in the human realm at this time was frightened by the shaking of the earth and mountains caused by the aftermath of the explosion.

After that, I was thrown by the Emperor of Heaven to the old man Guangchengzi with a strange personality, and every time Ge Xianweng saw me, it was like seeing a plague god, and he took a detour to avoid me. Later, when I asked my cheap master, I learned that Taishang Laojun had told the old immortal that I had not completely severed my relationship with his master and apprentice.