The story of the snail girl is to the effect that there is a bachelor who works hard in the fields every day.

One day, the bachelor picked up a big snail in the field, and thought he liked it very much, so he kept it in the water tank, and the snail turned into a beautiful girl, and secretly helped the bachelor cook and wash.

was later discovered by a bachelor, so he lived a shameless life with the snail girl......

The little girl listened very seriously, she was at the age of the beginning of love, and she was very yearning for love.

Especially when she heard that the snail girl made a promise to repay the kindness of her previous life, the little girl was so moved.

"Brother Qin, the snail girl is so kind......" Chu Youlan looked at a pot of snails, her voice was a little choked, "It must taste delicious." ”

Qin Fei thought that she would say don't eat snails, but it turned out to be like this.

Tsk, I've been broken.

The little girl is at the age of growing her body, she should be hungry at this time, Qin Fei picked out the batch of snails that were processed first, the sand had been spit out, and it was washed a few times, and it was perfect to burn it for supper.

Make a fire, first boil a pot of boiling water, blanch the snails, don't boil them old, scoop them up and drain them.

Then heat the oil, put the green onions, ginger and garlic into it, and some star anise leaves and the like, to remove the smell and stir-fry, and then pour the snails into it and stir-fry.

Qin Fei's taste is on the heavy side, and Chu Youlan can also eat spicy, so he added a spoonful of secret hot sauce, and the snails became red and clear, shiny.

Add salt, sugar, soy sauce and other seasonings, collect the juice and simmer for a while, the fragrance of the snail meat is completely activated, Qin Fei swallowed his saliva, and chose a big one to taste.

Remove the snails, which are the lid on the head, and use a bamboo skewer to pick out the meat inside.

The soup has penetrated deep into the snail shell, and the snail meat brought out has a rich sauce aroma, and the part of the tail is pinched off, which is the internal organs, and it cannot be eaten, only the hard meat of the head is eaten.

The snail meat is hard, so it is very chewy, and when you chew it, the spicy and fragrant juice bursts out, making your mouth feel rich.

Qin Fei nodded with satisfaction, and it was done.

Before coming out of the pot, there was the most critical part, Qin Fei put the perilla leaves picked in the wild.

This perilla can not only remove the muddy smell of the snail, but also sublimate the umami of the snail meat, and the aroma is spicy and sweet in the mouth, which is simply the soul of the dish of fried snails.

"Xiaolan, come over for supper. Qin Fei served the snails on the table, poured himself a beer, and rewarded him for the day's labor.

Chu Youlan smelled the fragrance of the snail, and her index finger moved, but she didn't know where to start, and her big watery eyes were full of longing.

Qin Fei felt funny in her heart, and taught her how to pick out the snail meat hand in hand, and the little girl took a bite, as if she had grown wings, and she was so happy that she was about to turn gray:

"The snail girl is really delicious, thank you Brother Qin. ”

Qin Fei looked relieved by his old father and took another sip of beer.

Chu Youlan ate several snails in a row, and she may feel a little spicy, so she looked at Qin Fei pitifully: "Brother Qin, what does this beer taste like?"

Today, when beer came out, looking at those guests shouting refreshment, Chu Youlan had long been curious about what it tasted like.

"Small children can't drink. Qin Fei directly refused.

"It's not small. Chu Youlan straightened her chest and puffed up.

Qin Fei hesitated slightly, which reminded him, so he went to the backyard, mixed a glass of sugar water, and then pressed the gas into the carbon dioxide mixer in the mechanical space.

"You try this. This is a soda drink, Qin Fei handed it to Chu Youlan.

Chu Youlan looked at this glass of white water, although it was also bubbling, it didn't look as attractive as Qin Fei's yellow, orange and orange beer.

It's always better than nothing, Chu Youlan took a sip lightly.

The taste of soda is different from beer, sweet and refreshing, Chu Youlan's eyes glowed, and she drank a lot: "Brother Qin, this water is so delicious, what is it called?"

"Let's call it Fat House Happy Water. "Qin Fei has some bad taste.

Chu Youlan was puzzled, why such a delicious drink was called such a strange name, so she asked, "Why?"

"Because if you drink too much, you may become addicted and gain weight. ”

Chu Youlan hurriedly touched her face, whew, there was a false alarm, but fortunately she didn't gain weight.

Although I couldn't drink soda anymore, I was fortunate to have snails to eat, and I became happy again in an instant.

Eating and eating, Chu Youlan fell asleep on the table, she was busy all day, and she stayed up late at night to deal with snails, it was really difficult for this little girl.

Qin Fei picked it up and sent it to the room in the backyard.

The little girl was very light, snuggled in Qin Fei's arms like a kitten, and she murmured: "Dad, mother." ”

What the hell is a child.

Qin Fei covered her with a thin quilt, went to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, and then went to the attic to rest.

Just when everything was silent, the Yunjiang County Ya was brightly lit.

The county lord implemented a locust eating order this morning, which was first purchased by the government and distributed to the public for free after being fried.

Although the people were resistant at first, after eating it, most of them thought it tasted good.

This can be regarded as the support of the polls, and the county lord did not delay to write a concert overnight, including the benefits of locust eating and the prospect of how to promote the strategy across the country.

Sprinkled with thousands of words, only then did he exhaust the majesty of the county lord, and read it a few times, thinking that it would be able to attract the attention of the saints, leave a name in history, and order the post to be sent to Beijing.

If nothing else, this snack is likely to be a game-changer.

......

The next day, because they got up late, Qin Fei and Chu Youlan were intensively preparing the ingredients needed for the evening.

Approaching evening, before Qin Fei came out of the stall, regular customers had already arrived.

Now you can't eat without worrying, occupy a seat, as long as there is a pot of tea, diners can talk about the philosophy of life from poetry and songs.

Qin Fei also likes to listen to these people brag or talk about current affairs, after all, this is fireworks in the world.

Lao Liu is a regular customer of the snack bar, and in the past few days since it opened, he has never been absent, and he is talkative and funny, Qin Fei has a deep impression of him.

Lao Liu was telling a joke to everyone at this time: "I said that there was a woman who got married, and I didn't know what the gift of Zhou Gong was, so I went to ask my sister-in-law, and my sister-in-law said that this woman was red and red-eared, and scolded Zhou Gong for being rude." ”

"After this woman gets married, I will ask my sister-in-law, who is Zhou Gong, my sister-in-law said that Zhou Gong is an ancient, and he is dead, this woman sighed for a long time, Zhou Gong is really a good person, and he was going to tie a pair of shoes to send him!"

It's a meat joke, and the diners are laughing and screaming.

Lao Liu was quite complacent, but when he glanced at it, everyone was laughing, but Qin Fei and the little Chu girl were not laughing.

It's understandable that Chu Youlan didn't laugh, she was too young to understand, but why didn't Qin Fei laugh?

"Boss Qin, why don't you laugh?" Lao Liu asked, "But you didn't understand?"

Qin Fei looked indifferent, he lived in the next generation, he had never heard any meat jokes, this rank was too low, and he really couldn't be interested, but in order to save face for the guests, he still said: "It's quite interesting." ”

Lao Liu has been sophisticated for a long time, how can he not see that Qin Fei is perfunctory, and he is displeased: "Boss Qin has a better joke, why don't you take it out and listen to it?"

A group of diners followed suit, Qin Fei thought for a moment, then let's have one, originally he also wanted to tell a dirty joke, but Chu Youlan, a little friend, is here, it is not suitable.

In the end, Qin Fei cleared his throat: "It was said that there was a flood in the forest, and the small animals boarded the boat and drifted around, but the food was quickly eaten, and they decided to throw the extra companions off the boat through games. ”

"The rule is to tell jokes, and anyone who can't make all the animals laugh with a joke will be thrown off the boat. ”

The cow told first, and the cow's joke was so wonderful that every animal laughed, but the pig did not, and the cow was thrown out of the boat. ”

The horses, the dogs, and the rabbits told jokes, and they were all very funny, but the pigs kept their faces straight, and the animals were thrown off the boat one by one. ”

At last it was the turn of the sheep, and strangely enough, before the sheep could speak, the pig laughed. ”

The little animals asked the pig what was funny, and the pig patted his thigh and replied, "The cow's joke is funny!"

......

After Qin Fei finished telling this joke, the diners looked at each other, completely confused.

Instead, there was a lot of discussion: "Why can the little animals talk?"

"Where did their ship come from?"

"Have you ever heard a pig laugh?"

Eventually, the diners booed and found it boring.

Old Liu Tou shook his head and sighed, it turned out that it wasn't my joke that was not funny, it was that Boss Qin had a problem with his head.

Qin Fei was stunned, and realized that there was a generation gap between himself and theirs for thousands of years. Just as I can't understand their memes, they don't understand mine.

Forget it, don't force it, anyway, the ingredients are ready, Qin Fei began to cook snacks.

Chu Youlan frowned and thought about Qin Fei's joke, suddenly understood something, and leaned back with a smile.

"Can you understand?" Qin Fei was surprised.

Chu Youlan laughed breathlessly: "That pig reacted too slowly, it amused me to death." ”

Qin Fei was relieved, a song of liver and intestines was broken, where to find a soulmate at the end of the world.

And at this moment, hearing Chu Youlan's explanation, the diners also pondered the taste, clapped their legs and laughed: "Haha, I see, hold the grass, hold the grass." ”

Of course, there are still diners who are confused, such as Lao Liu: "What's so funny?"

Some diners explained that the key to the joke was that the pig was so slow to react that it killed so many of its companions.

Lao Liu Tou also slowly smashed the bar, slammed the table, and let out a barbell-like laugh: "Haha, it's like this, I'm laughing to death!"

The diners laughed and laughed, and suddenly their faces froze, in the joke, the pig reacted slowly, and finally understood the joke of the cow and laughed, they, the diners, only reacted now, why not the pig?

ridiculed everyone, I'm afraid this is the brilliance of Boss Qin's joke!

The diners looked at Qin Fei with resentment and admiration, and the old Liu Tou was even more red-faced, and he also said that Qin Fei had a problem with his head and couldn't understand the jokes, but the other party was the real master of jokes.