Chapter 013: Uninvited Guest

"By the way, in addition to serving beer crayfish today, there is also a new dish, who wants to try it?" Qin Fei announced in a burst of laughter.

Eating snacks is a novel and delicious picture, and when they hear about it, there is a new style, and diners have asked: "What is the new dish?"

"Just try it. "Qin Fei sold a pass, hanging his appetite, this can be regarded as a marketing method.

The snack bar has accumulated a good reputation, and the diners trust it, so someone directly placed an order: "Boss Qin, then I'll have a new dish." ”

"I'll have a copy too. ”

"Good. Qin Fei instructed Chu Youlan to write it down, and then began to cook the snails.

The customers were staring at each other, but the angle was the problem, and they couldn't see the inside of the kitchen.

After a while, the snail came out of the pot, and Chu Youlan served it on the guest table.

The guests were originally full of expectations, but when they saw the snails that looked like stones, they were dumbfounded and said, "Boss Qin, can you eat this thing?"

If you don't have iron teeth and copper teeth, your mouth will definitely be scratched, right?

The rest of the diners were scared for a while, and hurriedly changed the list: "Boss Qin, I don't want new dishes, let's have twenty beer crayfish!"

The diners who called the snails regretted it, they knew it was like this, and they wouldn't order this dish if they were killed, Boss Qin actually consumed the trust of the diners.

I won't come to their house to eat again.

Looking at the expressions of the diners, Chu Youlan looked like a person who had come over: "You can eat, I'll teach you." ”

In front of the beautiful girl, the diner still retained a little demeanor: "Oh, how to eat?"

Chu Youlan used a bamboo skewer to pick out the meat in the snail and removed the internal organs in the back section: "This part is delicious." As she spoke, the little girl swallowed.

Diners suddenly realized that there was something inside, and there was no need to eat shells.

Smelling the cooked snail meat, there is a unique sauce aroma, and the confidence is restored, and the diners put the snail meat in their mouths.

The snail meat is chewy, spicy and springy, and the diners are intoxicated as they stroke their bodies.

"Hey buddy, what's the wave of eating a snail, is it really that delicious?" the rest of the diners asked.

This buddy sobered up from the enjoyment, his face was displeased, and he didn't speak, just protected his pot of snails and ate them for fear that someone would come to grab them.

This posture, even if you don't answer, you should know that it is delicious, and the diners shouted one after another: "Boss Qin, then I will also have a fried snail." ”

Qin Fei said with a smile: "This guest, you want to fry snails for a while, change to crayfish for a while, and now you want snails, what do you want?"

The diner blushed and gritted his teeth: "Children make choices, and I want them all." ”

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As Qin Fei predicted, as soon as the fried snail came out, it attracted a lot of praise.

This is somewhat similar to how crayfish is eaten, and it is up to the diners to get started on their own.

While chatting, while doing hands, it adds a lot of fun.

Of course, the most talked about today is Qin Fei's joke about small animals, the diners in front said to the diners in the back, and the diners in the back looked confused, and then the former pointed out the point, and the latter laughed and almost choked to death.

In other food stalls, diners either eat and chat, or fight and drink, but the snack bar in the other world is like crazy, laughing like fools.

"It's so funny, Boss Qin still has a joke, let's have another one!"

"Here's one!"

Everyone coaxed, Qin Fei was very emotional, and when he saw Chu Youlan washing dishes in the backyard, he brewed a joke.

Qin Fei cleared his throat, the diners were quiet, as if students were listening to a class, Qin Fei said: "There is a shop that specializes in helping people lose weight, and they lose weight quickly in ten days, and they can't lose weight and get their money back." ”

Then a fat man came to the door, and the owner of the shop said that the cost of the starter package was five taels of silver. Although it was a little expensive, the fat man gritted his teeth and still gave the money. ”

So the shopkeeper took the fat man to a small room, the room was very empty, and only a naked beauty was sitting, and the beauty said, you chase me, if you chase me, I will be with you......

As soon as Qin Fei said this, some listeners were puzzled: "Boss Qin, what do you mean?"

Before Qin Fei could answer, the audience member was yelled at by another group of people: "What are the children making a fuss, don't interject!"

"Please continue to talk about Boss Qin. Everyone looked at each other, looking forward to the story that followed.

Qin Fei continued: "Then this fat man, he chased, chased, ran sweaty, of course, in the end, he succeeded. ”

The crowd burst into laughter.

After the fat man went home, he weighed himself, and sure enough, he lost a few pounds, rested for two days, and then went to the slimming shop. ”

The fat man said in his heart, the last time the five taels of silver were so powerful, this time to upgrade the luxury package of eight taels of silver, wouldn't it be upside down, so he gave eight taels of silver. ”

"The shopkeeper took the fat man to a room on the second floor, this room is bigger, the girl in it is more beautiful, she hasn't dressed yet, the beauty is still the same, you chase me, if you chase me, I'll be with you...... hehehe"

When they said this, the diners looked envious, in this era, they had never heard such an explicit and imaginative story, and many people reacted.

Qin Fei's seven or eight small tables floated up one after another, the legs of the table did not touch the ground, it was very weird, and he didn't know where the support point was.

Qin Fei continued: "The fat man ran for an hour, sweating like rain, but he also managed to catch up with the beauty and completed it. ”

"After going home and resting for a few days, the fat man went to this slimming shop again, and he didn't need the shopkeeper to say in detail, he looked like I understood, and directly took ten taels of silver, saying that he wanted a top package. ”

The shopkeeper took the fat man to the third floor, the No. 1 room of Tianzi. ”

As soon as the fat man entered the room, the door was locked. ”

"I saw a woman sitting in the room, but it was a female orangutan. ”

"I just heard the mother orangutan say, I chase you, if I catch you, I'll be with you hehehehe......"

Even if the joke was over, the diners looked at Qin Fei dumbfounded, and everyone reacted half a beat slowly, and only after a while did they come back to their senses, beat their feet, and laughed.

"I'll go, I can't afford the top package!"

"If I bet a penny, the fat man will definitely be thin as a bamboo pole. ”

The movement of the snack bar is very large, and the passers-by are also attracted, and after some inquiry, the diners are now learning and selling, and they tell the joke just now, and everyone laughs so much that they can't stand up straight.

One of the listeners, surnamed Yao, was a successful businessman who almost monopolized the Qinglou in Yunjiang County, and the three flower boats on the Yunjiang River belonged to him.

He has been pursuing new tricks, what electric light drills, Guanyin lotus, old Han cars, are all invented by him, only in this way can we grasp the psychology of consumers.

It's just that recently, Boss Yao's inspiration has dried up, and he can't think of good tricks, and this night, he was trying to come to Beimen Road Snack Street to find a restaurant to drink and relieve his boredom.

Suddenly, I heard Qin Fei's joke.

Suddenly, there was a flash of inspiration, Qinglou lost weight, and there was a head, so he couldn't care about eating, and hurriedly returned.

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The people in the snack bar are gathering more and more, even if there is no place, the diners are willing to wait, they just want to hear Qin Fei's jokes.

"I still have to cook, so much for today, and tomorrow if I have time, I'll tell you again. Qin Fei smiled.

The diners have decided that they must arrive early tomorrow, not to miss the food, but also not to miss Qin Fei's story.

At about 8 o'clock in the evening, the ingredients are exhausted, and the snack bar closes early.

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for completing the task and getting a chance to draw a lottery, do you want to use it?"

The snails sold tonight are at least 100 catties, which has exceeded the task of the system, I remember that this lottery has a yield rate of 80%, Qin Fei is full of expectations, and he does not hesitate: "Use it." ”

"Start the lottery and congratulate the host for winning the Flame Palm. ”

A vast amount of knowledge and experience poured into Qin Fei's mind, and it turned out that this Flame Palm was a martial art.

Qin Fei in front, although he had cultivated to the second order of the Force Realm Martial Artist, he only had brute strength, and now with the Flame Palm, he could fully exert his strength.

After systematic indoctrination, Qin Fei didn't need to practice, and he had already mastered this martial art, even compared to the creator of this martial art, it was not much better.

Qin Fei immediately used his strength in the veins of his hand, and he could feel that his palm became hot, and a palm imprint towards the wall, making a muffled sound.

Although the walls are still standing, the palm prints are still on them, and there are still traces of burning.

If this slap hits the human body, at least several bones will be broken.

But Qin Fei was not satisfied, according to the inheritance record of the Flame Palm, under the peak power, it was enough to burn the mountains and dry rivers, and his current cultivation was not enough, and he could only exert one-thousandth of the power.

The road has to be walked step by step, the meal has to be eaten in one bite, and he can't be in a hurry, Qin Fei sighed, and instructed Chu Youlan: "Xiaolan, you look at the door, I'll go and throw away the garbage and come back." ”

Fortunately, there are no industrial products in this era, and garbage can basically be degraded naturally, and there is no need to classify it, otherwise Qin Fei would be busy.

However, the government still designated a centralized garbage dumping point, and in the west of the county seat, Qin Fei brought kitchen waste over.

Just as Qin Fei walked away, a sneaky figure appeared in the alley without lights, and the sneaky figure probed, turned over, and went directly from the courtyard wall into the snack bar.

Under the illumination of the moonlight, the sneaky figure finally got his appearance, with a beard on his face and a scar at the corner of his eye, if Qin Fei saw it, he would definitely recognize it, isn't this Yan Zhutou?

That is, the guy who smashed the snack bar, and then was beaten by the county order and dismissed.

He's sneaking up on the snack bar now, and he's certainly not here to eat.

The main reason is that he feels that he has lost his identity as a head catcher, and he blames Qin Fei, if he doesn't avenge this revenge, he won't be able to eat and sleep.

Of course, with his years of experience in capturing heads, even if he commits a murder, he can ensure that no evidence will be left and no one can find out about him.

Yan Zhutou searched for it upstairs, but he didn't find Qin Fei, but he heard the sound of water in a room in the backyard, and it seemed that someone was taking a bath?

The light was not enough, Yan Zhutou could only identify it as a girl by the clothes, and when he thought of the female clerk beside Qin Fei, Yan Zhutou was full of evil fire.

Since you can't find Qin Fei, you should take care of your clerk first, and you should be charged interest!

What if Qin Fei came back halfway? Don't be afraid, Yan Zhutou is notoriously fast, and it's just in time.