Chapter 94: Melancholia? Inexistent!

One day a week later, the eldest lady was busy, ended the "code word" business, walked out of the room, went to the kitchen to find something to eat, and when she passed by the living room, she saw Zeng Xiaoxian, who was sitting on the sofa, holding a magazine in both hands and reading seriously, she said hello: "Teacher Zeng, hello." ”

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his head, looked at the eldest lady who walked past him, and said with a smile: "It's okay for you, you haven't been busy lately, and you actually walked out of the room." ”

Su Meng had already walked to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator door, took out a carton of 1L of milk, then took another cup, poured herself a full glass, and put the carton of milk back in the refrigerator, and then she took the cup full of milk, walked to the sofa next to Zeng Xiaoxian and sat down, and said with a smile: "Busy, still busy, but I decided to give myself a vacation, rest for a few days, the combination of work and rest is the king!" ”

"Hehe, it makes sense, I'll give you thirty-six likes." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled, then gave a thumbs up, and then saw the eldest lady's embarrassed look, so he moved his buttocks and approached the eldest lady, with a lewd smile on his face: "I've always been curious, what are you doing in the room?" It's even more homely than Mika's otaku.,If you don't mind.,Can you tell me about it? ”

Su Meng smiled at Zeng Xiaoxian, and just when Zeng Xiaoxian thought she was stable, she suddenly said, "No, it's a secret!" I'm not going to tell you! ”

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly let out a sigh of relief, sat back in his original position, and continued to read his magazine.

Su Meng said, "Teacher Zeng, can I ask you something?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian had an arrogant expression on his face, not to mention how obscene he was.

Su Meng continued: "Teacher Zeng, don't be stingy, it's just that I refused to answer your question just now, so you just came to me, don't you have to retaliate like this?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian put down the magazine in his hand, then looked at the eldest lady and said: "Okay, if you have anything to ask, you can ask, of course, I don't guarantee that I can answer it, you know, some things are secrets!" ”

Miss: "......"

Why does this sound so familiar? Wasn't it what she used to prevaricate Zeng Xiaoxian's words just now? Why did he tell it? It's really unpleasant!

Su Meng said with a smile: "Teacher Zeng, you are a radio host, right?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and said, "That's right, do you have any questions?" ”

"Oh, that's it, I want to ......" Su Meng glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian, and then said with a smile: "I want to know something related to radio, Mr. Zeng, can you tell me about your hosting career?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Su Meng and smiled, and then said, "This is ......"

Before she finished speaking, she only heard a "clang", the door was pushed open, and then Hu Yifei walked in in a hurry, when she saw Zeng Xiaoxian sitting on the sofa, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she quickly walked to Zeng Xiaoxian and sat down, and said with a very serious expression: "Zeng Xiaoxian, something is wrong, you can see what is written on this piece of paper." ”

As he spoke, he handed over the piece of paper in his hand.

Zeng Xiaoxian took the piece of paper, put it under his nose and smelled it, then looked at Hu Yifei and said, "What smell?" ”

Hu Yifei said: "This is what I found from the trash can in Ziqiao's suite. ”

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, he was immediately so frightened that he threw away the paper in his hand.

Su Meng glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian, then at Hu Yifei again, with a weird smile on his face, and said, "Sister Yifei, your hobby is really unique." ”

"What, I don't have this hobby."

Hu Yifei stood up, picked up the piece of paper that Zeng Xiaoxian had thrown away, and then walked to Zeng Xiaoxian and sat down, and said at the same time: "I just think Ziqiao's recent behavior is quite abnormal, he doesn't wake up during the day, he doesn't sleep at night, he buys a green hat and recites words all day long, you say, is he psychopathic because of the breakdown of his relationship?" ”

"At least he's not so perverted that he goes through other people's trash cans when he's fine, you can figure it out, aren't you disgusting? And the words you just described Ziqiao's behavior, there is another person here who is also like this, he doesn't wake up during the day, he doesn't sleep at night, and he stays in the room all day......" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes didn't blink, he just looked at Hu Yifei in a daze, and asked, "What do you say?" ”

The eldest lady felt that she was lying down again, she was on the right track, and she was busy copying the papers, how could she be compared with Lu Ziqiao?

Su Meng opened her mouth and wanted to explain, but when she thought of the sentence "Explanation is to cover up, and cover-up is true", she gave up the idea of explaining, and just smiled at Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei.

Hu Yifei said: "These are two different things! ”

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes at her and said, "Okay, two different things are two different things, then let's talk about you going through the trash can, you at least wear a glove and go through it again, right?" ”

After saying this, Zeng Xiaoxian continued to read the magazine, and then he suddenly remembered something and exclaimed, "Have you ever turned over my trash can?" ”

Hu Yifei was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Not recently." ”

Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the word "no", but when he thought of the word "recently", he exclaimed on the spot.

"Oops." Hu Yifei put the paper he was holding on the table, then looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "I just wanted to see if Guan Gu and Meijia had left any new evidence of cheating. ”

Zeng Xiaoxian complained: "What a gossip! ”

Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian expressionlessly, and then after a few seconds, Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly asked, "Then did you find it?" ”

Facts have proved that in the face of gossip, everyone is equal, whether it is a man or a woman, they are happy to hear about gossip.

Hu Yifei picked up the piece of paper, then handed it to Zeng Xiaoxian, and said at the same time: "Don't be verbose, help me see what is written, it's so sloppy, why can't I read a word?" Isn't it Martian? Do you see something? ”

Zeng Xiaoxian complained in his heart: "Then I can recognize it?" ”

Of course, he won't say what is in his heart, and after reading the note for a while, he smiled and said, "You took it backwards!" ”

Hu Yifei looked at it, and it was indeed reversed, so he hurriedly came over.

Zeng Xiaoxian squinted his eyes and carefully distinguished the handwriting on the paper: "I have turned my wounds into roses, my tears have turned into rain, and I have long been reincarnated, for the olive tree in my dream, the olive tree ......"

Hu Yifei said: "So sad! ”

"Brilliant writing!" Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Hu Yifei and said, "Eh, are you sure this was not found in my trash can?" ”

"Go! Don't make a mess! Hu Yifei thought for a while and said, "The olive tree is also green, he won't have noticed that he has been cuckolded, right?" Otherwise, it wouldn't be clear! ”

At this moment, the door was opened again, and Lu Ziqiao walked in.

He wore a green hat on his head and earphones in his ears, as if he didn't look at the three people sitting in the living room at all, walked straight to the kitchen, picked up the 1L carton of milk on the table, turned around and left, and sang in his mouth: "Say listen to me, there is a green light, where is the happiness?" Where is the happiness? ”

Lu Ziqiao quickly closed the door and left, came gently, walked gently, waved his sleeves, and only took away a carton of milk.

The three people sitting on the sofa in the living room watched in amazement as Lu Ziqiao came and went.

Hu Yifei spread his hands and exclaimed, "He bought another green hat!" And, you listen to his lyrics, there is a green light, where is the happiness? Ziqiao must already know! ”

Zeng Xiaoxian pondered for a long time, and then said, "He seems to be holding my milk!" ”

Hu Yifei glared at him and said, "Is this the point?" Is that the point? Zeng Xiaoxian! What do you pay attention to? Didn't I just take a carton of milk from you, what's the big deal? ”

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth and said, "I ......"

Hu Yifei said: "What are you, immediately forget about it for me, milk is small, Ziqiao is big, you have a clear priority, don't be so stingy, Mengmeng, am I right?" ”

Su Meng nodded and said, "What Sister Yifei said is the most reasonable, Teacher Zeng, you are indeed stingy, if you continue like this, you will not be able to catch up with the girl!" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't say anything, so he could only hold his forehead with both hands and shrink to the edge of the sofa to reflect.

After a while, Hu Yifei stood up, walked back and forth in the living room, and said: "Look at his soulless appearance, and pretend to be nothing on the surface, this is a precursor to schizophrenia!" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian crossed Erlang's legs and said, "Just these two sentences, isn't it?" How can it be so serious as you say? ”

Hu Yifei said angrily: "Speaking of which, it's all your fault!" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian said innocently: "What does this have to do with me? It's not my fault that he's mentally abnormal! ”

Hu Yifei clasped his hands to his chest, glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian, and said: "You stopped me at the beginning and didn't let me pierce the window paper, but do you think, the three of them live in a room with crazy men and women, and they are late, you know, now it's okay, the east window incident happened, and he has nowhere to talk, depression is inevitable!" ”

After speaking, Hu Yifei sat on the sofa and leaned on the eldest lady's shoulder.

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Then let him talk about it now." ”

"Nonsense!" Hu Yifei said: "Now that people's wounds have turned into roses, and tears have been reincarnated, don't you stimulate him now, don't you send him another ride on the West Heaven Road?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian was silent for a long time, and then said, "The milk he took must be mine!" ”

When Hu Yifei heard this, he was about to be angry, so he pinched the paper in his hand into a paper ball, and then threw it on Zeng Xiaoxian's face: "Unreasonable!" Zeng Xiaoxian! I misread you, at this time, you are still thinking about that carton of milk, do you have compassion? ”

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "I'm not heartbroken about that carton of milk, I just want to say that the carton of milk is empty, and I have already drunk it." ”

Hu Yifei: "......"

The eldest lady laughed.

Hu Yifei thought about it and immediately said, "No, if that carton of milk is empty, how could Ziqiao take it?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian said weakly: "What, I poured tap water into it." ”

Hu Yifei stretched out his hand and pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian, crying and laughing: "Zeng Xiaoxian, you are still childlike!" ”

"Hehe......" Zeng Xiaoxian's face was a little embarrassed, and he said with a smile: "Thank you for the compliment!" Thanks for the compliment! I deserve it! ”

Hu Yifei rolled his eyes and said, "Do you really think I'm praising you?" Hurry up and help me find a way, how can we comfort Ziqiao and let him know that this world is still full of love. ”

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile: "I just think, I just think, oh, by the way, I remember, I still have a few psychology books in my room, I'm going to take them as a reference." ”

After that, he turned around and ran back to his room, not giving Hu Yifei a chance to speak at all.

Hu Yifei sat on the sofa, holding his hands on his chest, and he was sulking.

Su Meng glanced at her secretly, and then said: "Sister Yifei, do you still think that Ziqiao was cuckolded by Meijia, hey, no, neither of them is a couple, so you can't talk about who is green and whom, right?" ”

Hu Yifei was sitting precariously with a serious expression, and said: "Mengmeng, my sister has eaten more salt than you have walked, here, I tell you as a person who has come over, my sister will not judge wrong, you see, Meijia and Ziqiao are intimate, can this be done by friends?" There is only one truth to the matter, they are a couple. ”

Su Meng sighed, there is really no way to communicate with this kind of person, she thought about it, and then said: "But Sister Yifei, the sentence 'I have turned my wounds into roses, and my tears have turned into rain', this is definitely not written by Lu Ziqiao, it is ......"

"Hey, I said Mengmeng, how can you look down on Ziqiao?" Hu Yifei said: "Ziqiao is also literate, what's so strange about writing such philosophical sentences? ”

"But ......"

Hu Yifei interrupted: "No, I said ......."

"But these are the lyrics!" Su Meng glanced at Hu Yifei, and then said loudly.

Hu Yifei frowned slightly, she blinked her eyes and said, "Lyrics? What lyrics? Why haven't I heard of it? ”

Su Meng said: "Sister Yifei, this is Yanzi Sun's song, it seems to be called "Tears into Poetry", if you don't believe it, you can check it on the Internet, and you can definitely find this song." ”

Looking at Hu Yifei's sluggish face, Su Meng couldn't help but ask, "Sister Yifei, you can't have heard Yanzi Sun's songs, right?" ”

"How is that possible?" Hu Yifei smiled, her dead duck mouth was hard, it was obvious that her face stiffened slightly, then she glanced at the eldest lady and said, "How could I not know Sun Yanzi?" It's just that she sang so many songs, I can't have heard every song, and it's normal not to think about it. ”

Su Meng said, "Oh, is it? ”

Hu Yifei nodded and said, "That's it, Ziqiao, he borrowed Sun Yanzi's lyrics to express his sad mood, he must have known about Meijia and Guan Gu, and then he was very sad......"

Miss: "......"

The man who drilled the tip of the horn of the bull could not pull back eight horses. I won't tell you, just quietly watch you pretend, and then quietly watch you unlucky......

Lu Ziqiao is sad to death, what are you kidding? Isn't this that he lied that he was the president of the Yanzi Sun Fan Support Association in order to chase the girl, and now he is grinding the lyrics of the gun?

As for what Hu Yifei said...... Depression?

Inexistent!

The eldest lady just sat and waited for the old driver to overturn, and then laughed at them, and now if you don't have the same knowledge as them, let's just hide in the corner and draw a small circle.

(End of chapter)