Zeng Xiaoxian went fast and came back quickly.

When he went empty-handed, when he came back, he held a large stack of books, put them on the coffee table, and then stretched his waist and said: "I'm tired to death, I don't know when I bought this book, I forgot where to put it, and it took a lot of effort to find out, eh, what's wrong with you?" ”

Su Meng opened her mouth and said, "Teacher Zeng, Sister Yifei said ......"

Before she finished speaking, Hu Yifei waved her hand and interrupted her and said: "Don't worry about her, I have some differences with her on the topic of whether Ziqiao is a cuckold or not, she still thinks that Ziqiao and Meijia are not a couple, Zeng Xiaoxian, you say, will our vision be wrong?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't even think about it, so he said with a smile: "How is it possible? How could we be wrong? Ziqiao and Meijia must be a couple! As a moderator in emotional counseling, I guarantee that they will definitely be a couple! ”

Miss: "......"

It's not saved, these two people are not saved, I have to say, IQ is a good thing, it's a pity...... These two people don't seem to have extra intelligence!

Su Meng couldn't help but interject: "Haven't you thought that they pretended to be a couple for the offer of 'half the rent and free water and electricity'?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian had a confident expression, he glanced at the eldest lady, and then said: "Impossible, just for the discount of living in the love apartment, they pretend to be a couple, where is this kind of person in this world?" ”

"That's it!" Hu Yifei also took it for granted: "Zeng Xiaoxian, this is the first time I think what you said makes sense." ”

"Hey, huh?" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled, then looked at Hu Yifei and said, "I think so too." ”

After saying this, it caused Hu Yifei to roll his eyes.

Looking at their laughter, the eldest lady felt a greasy taste in her heart, these two people were indeed hopeless.

Hu Yifei said: "Zeng Xiaoxian, give me a random copy of the psychology book you brought over, I want to study and study to see if there are any cases like Ziqiao." ”

Zeng Xiaoxian picked a copy casually and threw it to Hu Yifei: "There shouldn't be one." ”

Su Meng also took the book, opened it and looked at it, then looked up at Zeng Xiaoxian with a surprised expression, and asked, "Teacher Zeng, what are you buying these psychology books for?" ”

"Well...... Zeng Xiaoxian put down the book in his hand, thought about it carefully, and then said with a smile: "I forgot." ”

"I've forgotten why I bought these books in the first place."

Hu Yifei smiled: "I see that you are also a little unhealthy, so you will buy these books." ”

"Hey!" Zeng Xiaoxian was furious, his eyes widened, he looked at Hu Yifei and said, "In your mind, am I a pervert?" ”

Hu Yifei didn't look up at him, just nodded.

Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to have suffered a 100,000-point critical hit, he felt that there was a wound on his heart, and he was dripping blood non-stop, his heart hurt so much!

After a while, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Hu Yifei and said, "In my opinion, he is only a temporary low tide, just like you women, men also have a few days a month, it's normal!" Let's stop worrying about it, maybe people will be back to normal in a few days. ”

"Humph!" Hu Yifei snorted coldly, hit Zeng Xiaoxian's body with his elbow, and then looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and said: "According to my many years of clinical experience, suffering a major blow has led to an extreme disorder in psychological regulation, which is a very typical depression!" ”

After saying that, she continued to read the book and said, "Forty-one percent of them are caused by leg splitting, oh my God! ”

Zeng Xiaoxian complained: "Aren't you teaching politics? You know this, too? ”

The eldest lady finally found another opportunity to interject, and said with a smile on the side: "I see that these are all read out by Sister Yifei according to the tree!" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Hu Yifei and said, "Really? ”

"Yes, it's you big-headed ghost, you believe everything she says, this is my own summary!" Hu Yifei stretched out his hand and patted Zeng Xiaoxian's head, and then explained: "Our family has a history of mental illness......

Zeng Xiaoxian heard it, with a sudden expression of realization on his face, and then laughed and said, "Oh, no wonder, it turns out that there is a reason why you are so perverted!" ”

Hu Yifei rolled his eyes at him, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately became honest and continued to look through the psychology book in his hand.

"I mean, my aunt ......," Hu Yifei explained, "No, it's Zhanbo's aunt who has a history of mental illness." ”

Zeng Xiaoxian crossed Erlang's legs, looked at Hu Yifei and said, "Isn't Zhanbo's aunt your aunt?" Aren't you two conjoined babies? ”

Hu Yifei said: "The situation is like this, in fact, my mother is Zhanbo's stepmother, and his father is my stepfather, so although I have called his aunt aunt since I was a child, Zhanbo's aunt is only his own aunt, not my real aunt, my dad is an only child, so I don't have an aunt, understand?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't understand what she was saying at all, the expression on his face was quite rich, he glanced at the eldest lady, as if asking if you understood, and then said with a smile: "At a glance!" ”

Hu Yifei put his hand on the coffee table, then stood up, and said: "I know, with your IQ, it may be a little difficult to understand what I said, but it doesn't matter, let me give you a brief explanation, we are a reorganized family since childhood, and I grew up with Zhanbo, so we are like brothers and sisters, but genetically there are essential differences." ”

"Oh, I see." Zeng Xiaoxian said: "So, your aunt's illness has nothing to do with you? ”

Hu Yifei nodded and said, "That's right." ”

Zeng Xiaoxian asked: "Then, what does this have to do with Ziqiao, could it be that Zhanbo also has an elder brother, he is Lu Ziqiao?" ”

"Get out of the way! It's not what you think, what does Ziqiao have to do with Zhan Bo? Hu Yifei's eyes widened and said: "I mean, their symptoms are similar, when I was young, my aunt was also a talent, she was smart, attractive, and good-looking, but then she experienced a failed relationship and became ill." ”

Zeng Xiaoxian continued to ask, "Then, what are your aunt's symptoms?" What is similar to Zi Qiao? ”

Hu Yifei said: "I don't wake up during the day, I don't sleep at night, I bought a Little Red Riding Hood and recite words all day long!" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian grew his mouth and lost his mind: "Ah! ”

Hu Yifei continued: "Later, she was sent to a psychiatric hospital, and she has been until now. ”

With that, she sat down on the couch again.

Lu Zhanbo didn't know when he walked in, he heard what Hu Yifei had just said, and immediately raised the index finger of his right hand and shouted, "My aunt lives in a mental hospital!" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Hu Yifei, and then asked, "He doesn't know?" ”

Before Hu Yifei could answer, Lu Zhanbo had already run to Hu Yifei's side and said, "But my dad told me that my aunt went to Narnia and lived a happy and happy life......

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled, and then said, "She may be living in a Narnia sanatorium. ”

Hu Yifei glanced at her stupid brother, and said in a tone of hatred: "Do you really believe in those things that your father made up in order to coax you?" Brother, we've all grown up so big, can't you tell which ones are real and which ones are fictional? ”

Lu Zhanbo was anxious, and immediately said, "Of course I know!" I'm not a kid anymore, like Spider-Man and Iron Man are all fiction. ”

Hu Yifei breathed a sigh of relief, she was afraid that this stupid brother would not be able to distinguish between reality and illusion, and now she could rest assured, but then, Lu Zhanbo changed his words and suddenly said: "But Santa Claus is real, he gave me a gift!" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian threw the book in his hand on the coffee table with a click, and then he walked in front of Lu Zhanbo, looked at Lu Zhanbo with a sympathetic expression and said: "Zhanbo, don't worry, I know the history of your family, next time you have such a superb idea, I will not blame you!" ”

Lu Zhanbo was silent for a few seconds, as if he remembered something, and hurriedly shouted: "Slow down, slow down, you don't want to say it, I will inherit it...... That disease, right? ”

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't say anything, just gave Lu Zhanbo a loving hug.

Lu Zhanbo was frightened, and a shocked expression appeared on his face.

Hu Yifei was afraid of his forehead, and couldn't help but say, "Okay, I said, you two, can you not make such a fuss?" ”

Lu Zhanbo shouted: "Of course you have to figure it out!" My favorite aunt moved from Narnia to the Psychiatric House at once, and I wrote to her when I was a child, waiting for her to take me with me. ”

"Zhanbo, you have to accept the reality, my aunt is doing well in the nursing home." Hu Yifei comforted: "Moreover, time has proven everything, it is impossible for you to have the symptoms of your aunt's mental illness, so don't worry, don't listen to Zeng Xiaoxian's nonsense there, he is scaring you." ”

Su Meng nodded and said, "Yes, that's right, Teacher Zeng likes to exaggerate words to scare people, although in some aspects, you are very idiotic, but believe in yourself, you are not a psychopath." ”

Hu Yifei came to the eldest lady's side and whispered, "Hey, isn't it a little bad for you to say this about my brother?" ”

Su Meng asked softly, "What's wrong?" I think it's good, Sister Yifei, don't you see? I'm comforting Zhanbo. ”

Hu Yifei: "......"

Why do I think you're hurting him?

Hu Yifei smiled and said, "Hehe, then, do I still have to thank you?" ”

As he spoke, his fists rattled.

Su Meng hurriedly smiled and said, "No, no need, I'm here to help others, I don't want to reciprocate, I don't want to reciprocate, haha......"

At the same time, Lu Zhanbo ran to the side and sat on the sofa, leaning back against the sofa, stretching out his two hands, looking like he was about to die, and said weakly: "You don't need to comfort me, I know, in your minds, I look like a fool, but I just can't understand, how can my aunt be in the hospital?" ”

Hu Yifei said: "Brother, I originally thought that you would be able to figure it out when you grew up, you think about it for me, every time my aunt came to be a guest when I was a child, my father would happily announce that your favorite aunt is a guest, come downstairs to greet her!" But later, when my aunt was coming, my father would say, "My aunt is coming, so hide everything that hurts people, such as kitchen knives!" Until the end, every time my aunt came, my father would say, "My aunt is coming, let's run for your life!" ”

"Don't you have an impression?"

Hu Yifei glanced at her stupid brother, but when she saw a nerd, she lost to Lu Zhanbo in an instant.

"When I was a child, ......" Lu Zhanbo shook his head, looked at Hu Yifei blankly, and said, "I can't remember clearly." ”

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly interjected: "The sponginess of brain tissue caused by schizophrenia will lead to slow amnesia!" ”

Hearing this, Lu Zhanbo was about to cry, drooped his face, and said, "I'll just say how often I forget important things!" ”

Hu Yifei glared at Zeng Xiaoxian, then looked at Lu Zhanbo with concern, and said softly: "Brother, don't worry, I guarantee that you are still normal......"

Zeng Xiaoxian added: "So far! ”

These words caused Hu Yifei to roll his eyes.

Lu Zhanbo said to himself: "...... I would do push-ups or move parking spaces endlessly, and last night I imagined myself as a white fox running in the rain......"

Speaking of this, he paused for a moment, and then said in a fuss: "You say, do I really have a problem?" ”

Hu Yifei thought about it, she decided to give up, looked at her silly brother and said, "Okay, you only have a fifty percent chance of being normal." ”

Zeng Xiaoxian continued to mend the knife: "Do you have any self-relaxation, leisure activities and other things?" ”

Lu Zhanbo said: "I've been listening to the radio program hosted by you recently - "Your Moon My Heart"! ”

"Oh!" Zeng Xiaoxian touched his chin and said with a smile: "You are very discerning!" Now I can be sure, you're normal, don't worry, we're not going to send you in...... Uh, Narnia's! ”

When Hu Yifei heard this, he was immediately shocked and said, "What? Before my aunt got sick, she was crazy about listening to this show! ”

Lu Zhanbo was taken aback again.

Zeng Xiaoxian shouted: "Your aunt will have my show?" ”

"Of course!" Hu Yifei said: "It's just that the stupid hat show is not called this name, and there is no stupid hat host now, the good man is me, I am the ...... Zhang Xiaobin! ”

"Hahaha......"

Hu Yifei smiled like a madman.

At this time, Lu Zhanbo stood up, and then walked towards the door alone.

Hu Yifei asked, "Where are you going?" ”

Lu Zhanbo didn't stop, and continued to walk towards the door, just saying as he walked, "Which hospital does my aunt live in?" I want to see her. ”

When he reached the door, he looked back at the three people sitting on the sofa and asked, "Do you think I can still be saved?" ”

Hu Yifei's expression lit up.

According to the eldest lady's understanding of her, what she thinks about now is eighty percent likely, is there a way to bring this stupid brother back to the furnace and reinvent it? What a shame!

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed on the spot, laughed happily, stretched out his finger to Lu Zhanbo, and said: "The person who asked this kind of question, I guess there is no help!" Hahaha......"

When Lu Zhanbo heard this, he opened the door and ran out.

Hu Yifei crossed his hands on his hips, his beautiful eyes were full of anger, he glared at Zeng Xiaoxian fiercely, and said, "Zeng Xiaoxian, I remember you, you wait for me!" ”

With that, she chased after her.

Zeng Xiaoxian spread his hands and said, "Did I say something wrong?" ”

Su Meng shook her head, then stood up, and before leaving, she said to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, it's okay to make a joke between friends, but it's too much for you to say that, no wonder Sister Yifei is so angry?" Alas, you will have some in the future, good luck! ”

The eldest lady left after speaking, and she didn't mean to stay and listen to Zeng Xiaoxian's complaints.

At this time, only Zeng Xiaoxian himself was left in the living room, he watched everyone else leave, and felt that something was wrong, wasn't it just a joke, as for such a big reaction, he couldn't help but complain: "Why is this happening?" Did God think I was too handsome, so I went through all this ordeal? ”

PS1: Seeing the book review of the book friend [Looking Back and Laughing and Falling Again], I'll explain it here-

This book is not pure entertainment, I really wanted to write about a copyist girl at first, but then I found that I didn't have the pen power, so I changed my mentality and decided to write a story that traveled to the world formed by the copied works.

The approximate process of this book,The first sixty chapters are about the eldest lady incarnating in the real world.,Sixty chapters later,It should have been divided into volumes.,But I'm too lazy to score.,Roughly say,The golden finger has mutated.,The eldest lady can travel to the world formed by the copied work.,After that, it will continue to cross.,Reduce the drama of the real world.,And then in the later stage.,The eldest lady's ability has improved.,Will change the real world.,Finally, the girl who copied the text became a god.,Uh,It's a real goddess!

That's pretty much it......

PS2: Ask for a Counting Ticket......

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