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What are you doing?

The good times must not be wasted, or ...... Let's sleep!

[Author: Aren't you a cultivator, what kind of sleep do you sleep?! 】

Ahem, it's wrong, it's not sleeping, it's retreat...... Well, it's a retreat!

Yuwen Xiuce lay on the bed and began the retreat.

The author's deep voice came from the sky, "Countdown to confiscation of rogue tools-five...... Four...... Three ......"

"The retreat is over!" Yuwen Xiuce got up and moved his body, and nodded with satisfaction, "I have already completed the late stage of Mahayana, and I can impact the late stage of Mahayana at any time!" ”

A thunderbolt fell from above the sky, accompanied by the roar of the author's king, and happened to slash at Yuwen Xiuce's head.

"Come, I'll help you get through the catastrophe!"

Yuwen Xiuce arched his hand towards the far north, "Thank you Siberian Daoists!" ”

After interacting with the author for a while, Yuwen Xiuce decided to go out and do something that a good boy should do.

For example – class!

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Yuwen Xiuce sat in the classroom and smiled vigorously at the classmates around him.

If anyone encounters this kind of thing, it is estimated that they will secretly curse "Shenjing Bing", and then change seats. But the one sitting next to him today was obviously a little different, not only did he not turn his head and leave, but he happily played with him.

[Yuwen Xiuce: Squeak dumplings squeak~]

[Author: Sell cuteness again and kill you! ] 】

Xiaohui kept laughing.

The eyes were crooked with a smile, and the corners of his mouth were raised with a smile.

From the moment Yuwen Xiuce suddenly pushed open the door and walked into the classroom, she had been laughing, and she didn't even bother to be stunned. It was as if it was not a surprise attack, but an agreed encounter.

"What are you laughing at?" Yuwen Xiuce said with a smile.

"It's ridiculous to laugh at you~" Xiaohui opened her mouth, and the realm was terrifying.

"What are you laughing at?" Xiaohui poked Xiuce.

"Laugh at me, laugh at me~"

Yuwen Xiuce said that the emperor must be a little higher than Niangniang's realm.

"You're still laughing?"

"I laugh at you, I laugh at you, you laugh at you~"

……

The two of them were not too tired, they played a whole class, and the classmates sitting in the back were brainwashed, and at night they still had a brainstorm, "I laugh at you, I laugh at you, you laugh at me......"

This is an upgraded version of the entire PPAP.

"If there is any male classmate who covets you, hurry up and point it to me, and I'll clean it up." Walking on campus, Yuwen Xiuce rolled up his sleeves very domineeringly.

"I'll point you one at a time~" Xiaohui grabbed Xiuce's arm and shook it as she walked. Relying on Yuwen Xiuce, who is about to be promoted to the late stage of Mahayana, he will change to a Taoist friend with a slightly lower realm, and his arm can be shaken off.

"You're raising your own respect!" Yuwen Xiuce feigned anger.

Xiaohui is different from other girls, she doesn't hide her little carefulness, she uses it more than Yang Mou, and she is well versed in the art of war routines that Lao Liu Jiaqi is compatible.

"Your Majesty is angry." Xiaohui smiled and made a blessing, "As long as you let the palace beat those shameless little fox spirits to death, those crooked melons and cracked dates that covet the palace will naturally be at the disposal of Your Majesty." ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "&*#......"

Coquette...... This is said as if you are not, this is the rhythm of Daji's superiors to kill their sisters......

Call the nine-headed pheasant and the jade pipa to fly happily with the emperor...... Uh, play!

At this time, Yuwen Xiuce relied on the thickness of his face to be Lingding, so that he could successfully pick up the conversation.

"Sage Kong said well, it's better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone!" He glanced at Xiaohui meaningfully, "Why don't you ...... Let's play together~"

Xiaohui replied to Xiuce with a blooming smile.

It's just that...... The arms were shaken more cheerfully.

Stop ——!

It's been nearly 180 degrees, do you think this is a big windmill? It's so good that it can spin around!

accompanied Xiaohui to two classes, and it was time for lunch. Xiuce wanted to take her out to eat, but Xiaohui had to go to someone's private restaurant on the West Campus to eat Xiaozao, which was said to be contracted by the graduating brothers and sisters to make some simple and clean nutritious meals. Compared with the taste bud experience created by the seasoning outside, although the taste is worse, it is better than less oil and salt, and the calories are not high, and girls eat a lot.

As soon as he heard that the girls were going to eat, Xiuce immediately stopped insisting on going out to the restaurant, and followed Xiaohui away.

But...... I have to go back to the dormitory to change my clothes after dinner, which is a bit unreasonable, right? And changing clothes and not letting the master and me take a handle on the side, it's just too much!

Yuwen Xiuce, who was left to dry under the girls' dormitory for half an hour, said that if it weren't for the fact that you were beautiful today, the master would have dragged you back to the house...... Ahem, after returning to the house, I changed my clothes again under the supervision of the master!

When they set off, it was not early, and the two of them walked to the hotel all the way - Liu Xiaohui was in charge of fighting, and Yuwen Xiuce was in charge of shouting "Don't make trouble" ......

I just found a seat and sat down, the food hadn't been ordered yet, and I didn't know how to leak the news, the three fat people actually rushed over, and the first thing they said when they met was-

"I heard you're going to have fun with everyone?"

Yuwen Xiuce glanced at Xiaohui, who was covering her mouth and smiling, and looked back at Chu Nengneng's eyes, full of clear conscience and calmness.

"Something that never happened!"

Someone bites to death This is hearsay, let Sanfat come up with evidence, otherwise it is slander!

As for the consequences of slandering Master Yuwen...... That's pretty serious! In order to protect the reputation of the Yuwen family from being damaged, it is necessary to do what others call "slanderous".

"Hmph, you know what virtues you have!" Chu Nengneng's pretty face was cold. Naturally, the evidence could not be obtained, but it did not prevent her from proving freely. Not to mention...... Do you still need a certificate?

"It's not good to slander others, it's a matter of moral character at best, and it's a crime at worst." Yuwen Xiuce suddenly changed his serious tone, "In order to save the misstep...... Uh, bad ...... Well, maiden in need, I have decided to sacrifice myself to feed the demons with my body, to fight against the demons of self-condemnation with firm perseverance and noble will, and for this I am willing to realize with my own hands what she slandered - to have fun with all! ”

If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have made such a lossy decision...... Thank me, Sanfat~

Saying...... When will someone slander me***** ah, I'm looking forward to it~

Chu Neng quietly took out a small golden hammer from his shoulder bag.

The unparalleled flying knife, the three fat hammers, and Xiaohui's legs...... Xiaohui's legs!

These are all rare tragic memories of Yuwen Xiuce's childhood, and now when he saw the little golden hammer coming out of the mountain again, he immediately became much more cautious, and in the spirit of preferring to die and unyielding, he slapped the table and roared-

"Waiter, order!" (To be continued.) )