It is said that Yuwen Xiuce nagged on his own for half an hour, scattering nearly 10,000 words, and took the time to borrow from the description of beautiful women in the famous Chinese novels. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Li Darttou stood in place, completely shocked by someone's words, and couldn't calm down for a long time.

I saw the corners of his mouth drooping with this saliva, his face was a pig, and his previous popularity was completely lost, and he stammered, "The world ...... There is still such a woman in the world?! Daughter, Daddy decided to find you a mommy~"

Yuwen Xiuce: "&¥%......"

White Yaksha: "Look at your unseen appearance! Just now it was just the qualified line for my concubine, not to mention the main room, even if it was the side room, it was even stronger than this. ”

Li Darthead: "The seniors are on top, please accept the junior disciples!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce relied on the unique characteristics of the old chick of the flower bush - the infinite yearning for practice and profound theoretical reserves, and finally succeeded in fooling Li Darttou. After that, the plot seems to have really progressed.

[Yuwen Xiuce: This game still dares to engage in discrimination? This is clearly for the flower bush chicks! 】

[Author: Is it discriminatory? I think it's a benefit...... You're already old, and there's no value in being discriminated against......]

[Yuwen Xiuce: ......]

Anyway, that...... In front of the chick, there is still a flower bush modifier that is not ~

"You can see it clearly this time, I play hooligan on weekdays, but in fact, I am collecting materials with a self-sacrificing nature in order to play the game well!" Yuwen Xiuce showed off to Bingmiao with a shy face, "If it weren't for the little master playing hooligan...... Well, I'm still diligent in collecting materials, and I'm definitely not going to be able to pass this level today. ”

"Just blow it......" If Bingmiao can believe this, then it is estimated that he will not suspect that his roommate is a saint warrior, "The plot has developed, but the key to promoting the plot is obviously not what you said specifically, but that you convinced Li Darttou." ”

Alas——, Xiaozheng has grown up too much, and it's not easy to fool around......

"Convinced by Li Darthead...... With the player's current strength, can you beat him? Yuwen Xiuce pointed at Li Dart's head.

"It's enough to choke......" Just looking at Li Darttou's appearance, you know that he is a real master, not someone like someone who changes his name to "a generation of masters" by being thick-skinned.

"Than wealth?" Xiu Ce snorted at Li Dart's house, a room of small leaves of red sandalwood furniture, although he has a lot of money, but he can't buy these things in the mall.

Bing Miao: "......"

"Than emotional marriage? White Yaksha is still a single person in the game, and people even have daughters, so it can be determined that there is at least one wife! ”

"At least one ......"

Although Bingmiao wanted to complain, she had to say that Yuwen Xiuce's words were logically not problematic.

"So......" Yuwen Xiuce began to summarize strongly, "If you want to convince Li Darttou, you can only compare with him!" ”

Bing Miao:"%#¥&......"

Only...... Is it lower than the lower limit......

If it's just a simple competition for the lower limit, I think ...... From the moment you can sit across from someone with your bare butt open, you've already won...... Uh, it's a win!

After grinding and chirping with Li Dart for a long time, Yuwen Xiuce didn't get anything practical out of his mouth. For example, what is his relationship with Bodhi Ancestor? Why do you live in seclusion? How capable is it? Did you have a legend of incomparable wind before? and my little concubine...... Eh, where is your daughter hiding?

"You're just trying to play hooligan!" Bing Miao made a quite appropriate summary of Yuwen Xiuce's tireless inquiry.

"I'm going to start with his weaknesses so that he knows everything." Yuwen Xiuce obviously thinks that his style is higher than what Bing Miao said.

On the face of it, of course, yes...... It's not wrong to be a hooligan, but there is another meaning behind my move, sir.

If it's for a more ambitious goal, this is a little bit of a ...... What is it!

Yuwen Xiuce has a heroic and heroic face, and at first glance, anyone is also a chivalrous man who is iron-clad and sees death as home.

[Yuwen Xiuce: Can you speak, what do you mean at first glance? No matter how you look at it, they are all chivalrous! 】

"I'm really wronged by just letting you play hooligan...... Bing Miao gave Xiu Ce a big look and ignored him.

"Huh? You're going out! Seeing that the few clothes that the roommate was looking for were quite solemn, someone suddenly became excited, jumping up and down as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, "Are you dating?" It's dating, right? I'm going too! ”

"Fuck off!" Bingmiao threw a pillow over, and didn't look back, "Last time I ordered a table of dishes, you ate them all alone." ”

Hearing Bingmiao say this, Yuwen Xiuce's mind suddenly appeared in the scene of the harem Sanniangniang feeding herself......

"If the master's stomach hadn't been practiced, he would almost not have come back!" Someone sighed. That scene...... Even when I think about it now, I have lingering palpitations.

"You're refreshed, I'll come back to eat instant noodles." Bingmiao's face was expressionless, "And I don't know that the seasoning bag was taken by that brute." ”

"This is a counterfeit product...... Ahem, I mean, I'm not afraid of you......" Yuwen Xiuce took two steps back cautiously.

"You're still going to follow?" After Bingmiao cleaned up, she turned around and asked Xiuce with a smile.

"I'm not going...... Xiu Ce's head shook like a rattle, "I want to thrive in the sun with a red scarf!" ”

"What did you say?"

Xiao Zhengtai frowned, and someone immediately became much more normal, "I want to ...... Play a good game in the dormitory......"

"Well, help me brush up on today's trial." Bing Miao gave the death order before leaving.

If the trial is not good...... Hmph, I'll brush you well.

In order to avoid becoming a wild monster that Xiao Zhengtai practiced in reality, Yuwen Xiuce sat back in front of the computer with a solemn face.

Opening the microphone, Yuwen Xiuce said very seriously, "Hao Shuang, there is an extremely difficult task for you in the organization - brush up on the trial activities between me and Bingmiao!" If you brush well, our team will continue to work as usual, if you don't brush well...... I will rest for a while due to injury, and the specific rest time is ...... Mainly depends on the quality of the chair, during which ...... Xiao Yueyue will replace me as the main attacker of the team! ”

Calm Jun: "......"

Yuwen Xiuce: "Sao Nian, be mentally prepared, under the leadership of the mascot...... Let's run to the sea of stars~"

Bing Miao: "Ahem, these words...... Can you wait until I'm gone? (To be continued.) )