Chapter 47: John-and-Paula

"Let's go, go cut down a monkey. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Yuwen Xiuce gave an order, and Bai Yasha carried the big sword domineeringly, and was about to look for the next unlucky monkey.

"Wait a minute!" Bingmiao shouted a timeout.

"What was the situation with the more than 1,000 injuries just now, the damage was a little higher than mine before, and I barely endured it, which is close to three times...... Elite monsters! Don't be in such a hurry to get away from the masses, okay! Bingmiao slammed the table.

"Hmph, this is a sign that the weapon is incomparably compatible with the player's own soul, synchronization rate, understand?" Yuwen Xiu shook his finger in a hurry.

"Your synchronization rate with the big will be very high...... Absolutely! Bing Miao first spit out a groove, and then said, "But if the synchronization theory of the New Evangelion is really useful, with your own fierce cheapness, let alone a second monkey, even if it is directly destroyed by Namek, I believe it!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce smiled and didn't speak, looking like an angry person who had just destroyed Namek.

"I remember telling you when I played Challenge Mode that for each of the different weapons, there were a few signature moves that were not so strong that they were not so reasonable. This is the case with the drawing slash of the great sword, the powerful downward slash, and the powerful sweep. ”

"And what about the weapons I use? Which one is the best? Bing Miao couldn't wait.

"How can I know if you don't unlock the spear's custom combat moves!" Yuwen Xiuce rolled his eyes, "I really think Lao Tzu is a god!" ”

"You despicable freak!" Bing Miao said angrily, "Give me the code!" ”

"It's not in the code!" When it comes to developing code, Yuwen Xiuce can't help but complain a few more sentences, "Say I'm a crazy demon, why are you so persistent in asking me for code?" ”

"I swear to defend the throne of the first person in the Kaihang Realm to the death!" Bing Miao slammed her fist into her chest and said indignantly, "Give me a code." Give you back a slap in the face! ”

"Let's go, let's kill the monkey......" Yuwen Xiuce put aside Bing Miao, who would suddenly explode at the mention of the plug-in small universe, completely ignoring the stubble, "Hurry up and upgrade to level 35, hello, hurry up and learn the spell of group attack." ”

"Actually, even if you study for a while and a half, it won't help." Bing Miao sighed, "This time, neither of us has summoned beasts that can perform area attacks. At present, relying on my group spells, whether it is to go to the leveling point to brush and hang up or the VIP practice room to hang up, it is not necessarily more efficient than using a single attack spell. ”

"Then you also have to plan ahead and practice your proficiency early." Yuwen Xiuce corrected Bing Miao's wrong thoughts, "It doesn't matter if there are more experience debuffs. ”

"Won't there be any consumable items that can increase spell proficiency in the later stages?" In the early stage, he exchanged experience for proficiency, and Bingmiao was still a little reluctant. And once such props appear, proficiency is not a problem for Bing Miao.

"To some extent, the data of proficiency can be understood as a welfare product for the consumption of VIP practice rooms. Banknote players are sure to be ahead of the mass crowd. If consumable items are allowed to participate in the transaction, do you think ordinary players are willing to buy or use them? Aren't all banknote players cheaper in the end? The likelihood of such a setup is too small. "Yuwen Xiuce also wants to have superhuman spell proficiency by taking a few elixirs, but this idea is too unrealistic.

"Hey. The Fa sect is really pitiful......" Bing Miao sighed.

"Be content, you still have a spell brush proficiency, I can only go up and take a sword to cut it now......" Referring to the spell, Yuwen Xiuce thinks that no one is more qualified to complain than himself, Master, the Fangcun Mountain I worshiped is also a spell sect! I knew that I had to practice swords so hard, so I directly chose Tai'a Sword Shrine or Lingxiao Sword Pond to specialize in swordsmanship, so I could still learn two real swordsmanship, and now I have learned a three-character mantra passed down by my ancestor himself, and I have been holding back for thousands of years to make such a three-style swordsmanship. This old guy is simply a fighter in the dick!

"Monster farming!" Yuwen Xiuce decided to vent his anger on the elite fire monkey.

Not long after running out, he found a huge fire monkey again, and Yuwen Xiuce yelled, "I'm sure it's you!" "After obtaining the buff bonus of the Supreme Mouth Cannon Heart Sutra, you will rush head-on.

Considering the terrifying attack power of the White Yashas. Bing Miao secretly drew small circles and cursed someone for not learning spells in his life, while paddling lazily with peace of mind. In front of him, Liba and two ghost generals who were carrying iron pieces were enough to deal with all the reactionary forces dressed as elite fire monkeys, and they only needed to press a few spell skills casually to show their sense of existence.

With such a lazy thought, Bing Miao saw the target of attack selected by Yuwen Xiuce, an elite fire monkey named "Yali Jun, who eats peaches and does not spit out peach skins, does not eat peaches and spits out peach skins".

[Yuwen Xiuce: You have a fever that melts the iceberg, right? You've got the sea level rising...... It's dozens of words to get a monkey name. I didn't bother to bother with you on the last monkey, but you have another one? Kick your nose and eyes, right? 】

[Author: The last one is a fire monkey who is afraid of Leng Jun who has the ambition of taking a cold shower in this life, and this is just a big love Yali Jun who eats peaches and doesn't spit out peach skins, doesn't eat peaches, and spits out peach skins, has already used a different name, where is the water? ] 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I won't complain about why I met two Japanese monkeys in the online game with the background of Xianxia. Can't you just call Leng Jun and Yali Jun? Adding such a long prefix isn't what the water is doing! 】

[Author: You weren't even touched by such a strong contrast? This is the supreme art, and you don't know how to learn it! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: At most, it's a cold joke level of naming level, how can it be art? ] 】

[Author: Bad joke? This is abstract art, which can only be understood but not spoken! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Abstract art? Pumping you like a little tree swaying in the wind! You copycat tongue twister-level abstract art, just find an opera school and you can put out an album......]

[Author: But giving a common name to the fire monkey can't make readers remember it!] 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: A monkey who hangs up after two minutes of appearance, this kind of character that is not even a trick, you have to keep it in mind! ] This level of monsters, don't you need thousands of brushes to play a game? Are you sure you know enough words? 】

[Author: If you don't have enough Chinese characters, you can give an English name! For example: fire monkey "Alibaba"]

[Yuwen Xiuce: Alibaba is an English name? 】

[Author: Fire monkey "alibaba"? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: It can't be an English name if it is changed to pinyin! ] 】

[Author: Fire Monkey "John"! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Do you still want to write that he met a female monkey "Paula", and then the two monkeys had an encounter in the park? 】

[Author: I rely on ...... How do you know? Look at my outline! Whatever my outline says, I'll forgive you if you show me a look! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: ...... This is especially the text of an English textbook for primary schools! 】

[Author: What a deep and beautiful memory! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: ...... I think it's a good fit for you to go back and study for two more years! 】

[Author-kun (sighs): I've been back. The chair is too small to sit in......]

[Yuwen Xiuce: You really have the face to go back! ] 】

[Author: It's rare to memorize the text, how can I let go of the opportunity to go back and pretend to be forced!] 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Pretending to be forced in front of first-grade elementary school students? You can do it too?! Even if a group of children who are not as tall as your thighs look at you with great admiration, can you still be very happy? 】

[Author: Why are you unhappy? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I underestimate you too much......]

[Author: Hahahaha, you finally know that this author is unfathomable! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Your lower limit is really unfathomable......]

[Author: Hahahaha, accept and concede~]

[Yuwen Xiuce: You really think you're praising you......]

[Author: Continue to lower the lower limit. There is still a long way to go! On this road full of thorns, I will forge ahead bravely and never back down! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I will try my best to be shameless, you can say such shameless words Ling Ran so righteously, I am also drunk......]

[Author's Jun (bitterly admonished): You still have to work hard! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I still want to marry a daughter-in-law, I can't be as faceless and skinless as you, I won't work hard......]

[Author: Also, oil prices have pulled back recently. 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: In addition to the lower limit, you also have unfathomable brain holes......]

[Author: Hahahaha, accept and concede~]

Yuwen Xiuce, who was suffocated by the author's stomach. vent his anger on the body of "Yali-kun, who eats peaches and doesn't spit out peach skins, doesn't eat peaches, and spits out peach skins......

Wow, after reading the name in one breath, there is still a feeling of lack of oxygen......

Bing Miao controlled the Night God Moon and followed behind Bai Yasha for some reason, and she was still wondering why Yuwen Xiuce was suddenly so angry...... Cutting monkeys is getting angrier and angrier instead of getting angry, what the hell is this?

Bing Miao's side was still confused, and Bai Yasha had already chopped down with a sword.

This time, due to his very unhappy mood, Yuwen Xiuce did not choose to attack the opponent's hind limbs after rolling in an arc, but directly hit a head-on conflict, and it was a knife in the head.

The bad mood did not affect judgment and operation. After estimating the opponent's sprint speed, Yuwen Xiuce drew his sword and slashed out in advance. The fire monkey couldn't control his pace and collided directly, just like a clumsy martial arts movie, one person made the first move, and the opponent seemed to be attracted by a magnet, and was hit very exaggeratedly......

There's no time to charge up for a head-on blow, and the Fire Monkey Elite is also a bit of an AI monster after all. It's impossible to see the player slowly accumulating and stupidly catching up. The result of the lack of charge was that the power of the slash was much reduced, and although the fire monkey screamed, it did not stop, and still crashed into it the same way.

After Hakuyasha finished slashing, he immediately rolled sideways to the side, and after dodging the fire monkey's collision, he didn't put away his big sword for the first time, and began to chase the fire monkey with his weapon. Didn't run two steps. The fire monkey, whose face was injured and suffering pain, had already turned around and frantically pounded his chest with his thick arms.

[Yuwen Xiuce: You are a parallel import, you can do it...... If you don't add "your own", can a reader think that this is a pounding of someone else's chest? 】

[Author: It's hard to say...... I don't know if this is a monkey who knows medical skills, and it is not impossible to carry a female monkey with him to perform physical thrashing breast augmentation~]

[Yuwen Xiuce: ......] (To be continued.) )

ps: The starting point has not been able to log in, at first I thought my account was blocked, so scared that the author thought that something had happened, and immediately packed up and prepared to run. Later, I found that I couldn't log in if I registered an account, and at first I thought there was something wrong with the system, but then I learned that it was my own side of the network, and it would be good to reset the DNS......