Chapter 46: The grand wish of this life is to take a cold shower with a happy fire monkey afraid of Leng Jun
Yuwen Xiuce couldn't remember how long he had been immersed in his memories, it seemed that he was just stunned, it was already dark outside, and the sensor lighting system in the room had been lit up with soft lights. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
If there is a good wife and mother guarding a steaming meal, a romantic candlestick and flowers, and an old vinyl record on the record player......
Oops, just thinking about it makes me feel beautiful.
It's a pity that the reality is cruel, Yuwen Xiuce glanced at the table, the two giant monitors were still flashing with colorful light, Night God Moon and White Yasha were very hard pressed the NPC that issued the master's mission and slammed the wishing stone, and Bing Miao was boringly tapping the edge of the bowl with chopsticks in the face of seven or eight takeaway lunch boxes.
Listen carefully, this knock is still ...... Little bees?
Even the little bees can, you are going against the sky!
So someone did not show weakness, and resolutely sang along with the percussion rhythm: "There is one, little bee, that flies to the west and to the east ......."
Bing Miao was angry when she saw Yuwen Xiuce's appearance, she didn't say anything for so long in a daze, and the first thing she did after a while was actually Fa Biao?
You're just going to eat, I'll eat first......
Yuwen Xiuce saw that Bingmiao ignored him and rushed directly to the meal, and hurriedly moved the stool over, and continued to hum the lyrics along the way, "Buzz, buzz, buzz......"
"Let's go to the wild area to farm monsters for a while, the efficiency value must have recovered." Bingmiao wiped the oil stains on the corners of her mouth.
"Okay." Yuwen Xiuce said that he filled the last chopsticks into his mouth and wiped the slipper prints on his cheeks.
Bing Miao controlled the Night God Moon to quickly learn a few new master spells, and rode the Jiao Jiao into the sky.
After level 30, the game system provides players with a division of monsters. One is that as before, the individual is weak, and even if the newcomer to the game fights one-on-one, there will be no danger to the life of ordinary monsters. However, the amount of experience gained is low, and the only way to accumulate enough experience is to kill a large number of people, but it is not difficult for experienced players. It can be said that novices are comfortable to fight, and skilled hands are efficient.
The other is a powerful individual monster, commonly known as the elite. In fact, it is the small boss in the monster. Skilled hands who can farm ordinary monsters in piles may not be able to kill each other one-on-one. If you want to deal with multiple at the same time, you must at least have a quasi-professional level operation or a quasi-local tyrant-level banknote. However, a small number of elite monsters can be used to gain a high amount of experience.
The battle hero target between a professional master and a local tyrant will naturally not be an ordinary wild monster. As for how elite monsters differ from ordinary monsters, on the one hand, it is because they are stronger (higher attributes, higher AI, more skills) and larger; On the other hand, due to the bad taste of game planning, elite monsters often have a unique name or a strange title.
For example, the one in front of the two of them is called "The grand wish in this life is to take a cold shower happily, and the fire monkey is afraid of the cold king......
The title is so bright that it's impossible to look at!
"Isn't it a little too inhumane for the two of us to bully a monkey with such a name?" Bing Miao asked tentatively, "If the brain is really contagious, how can I compensate for the loss!" ”
"The monkey must die! Ahhhh As soon as Yuwen Xiuce saw the other party, his eyes were already full of small flames, and he rushed forward like a madman.
"Hey...... Again......" Bing Miao sighed and began to cast the Water Bomb Technique.
After level 30, the vast majority of monsters have a fairly strong active aggressiveness. Before Hakuyasha rushed to the front of "The grand wish of this life is to take a cold shower with a cold bath of fire monkey afraid of Leng Jun", the other party had already slapped his chest and began to roar, and hedged with a more fierce momentum.
Although "the grand wish of this life is to take a cold shower with a cold shower of fire monkey afraid of Leng Jun", as an elite wild monster, the size is far beyond the average fire monkey, but this is also compared to ordinary monsters, and the several floors high Earth Walking Dragon encountered in the challenge mission is obviously not the same level, that is, slightly larger than the player's character.
At this time, the White Yaksha made a very strange action - rolling, to be exact. It's rolling very weirdly.
Bing Miao watched the magician do magic, watching the White Yaksha face the elite fire monkey. Rolled an arc against the ground!
You can roll out of the arc when you roll, which is also quite intoxicating...... When I was a child, I didn't be on the mat after practicing before rolling and flipping in physical education class, right?
The rolling arc just avoided the bucket-like forelimbs of the elite fire monkey's charging route, and went around the weakly developed hind limbs.
At this point, something even more amazing happened than rolling out of the arc......
[Author: If you want to say that the White Yaksha rolls out of gravity, I believe it! ] 】
When the White Yaksha rolled near the hind limbs of the elite fire monkeys, the blade of the great sword on his back happened to reveal part of the curled up body, just scratching the hind limbs of the elite fire monkeys.
This seems like a coincidence. Even a very reasonable phenomenon hides a logical paradox that is very unusual for game systems.
Scrolling is a part of a custom combat action, but it's an independent part of a generic action. The purpose of this type of action is basically to dodge, move, or other special purposes. But only it doesn't hurt.
The roll of the White Yaksha just now not only rolled out of the arc, but also rolled out of the damage!
Bingmiao wondered, how much do you hate monkeys? Instead of hacking it to death, he planned to roll it to death......
It can roll out both the arc and the damage, and the appearance is full of mystery, but in fact, once explained, the trick used is not profound. The roll-out arc is naturally a variant of the rolling action that can manipulate the rolling route to a certain extent. The reason for rolling out damage is that this time the rolling action is no longer an independent general action category, but after modification, it belongs to the attack action under the exclusive action category of the big sword weapon - sword rolling. Commonly known as "cheap roll!" ”……
Although Bing Miao was surprised that Yuwen Xiuce could even roll so extraordinary, the water bomb technique in his hand did not delay, and it was sent out in time, hitting the elite fire monkey. At this time, the two ghost generals also killed one after another, forming a situation of encirclement.
The arc sword roll just now happened to rub against the hind legs of the elite fire monkey, and in the rapid running and sprinting, the slightest stimulation from the outside world would cause terrible changes, let alone a damage to a weak point.
"The grand wish of this life is to take a cold shower happily, and the fire monkey is afraid of Leng Jun" exaggeratedly flew up. Tumbling and swaying in the air, changing different grimaces until they were tightly covered by Mother Earth, who couldn't bear to look at her. After falling a dog to chew on, the strong inertia also dragged the body of the fire monkey forward for a while, and the belly rubbed against the ground as if using an iron file to exfoliate the face, and Bingmiao gritted her sour teeth and twisted her face to the side.
Adjusting your mood is a breath in and out and turning your gaze back to the screen again. Bing Miao's little heart, which had just calmed down, was directly frightened by Bai Yasha's exaggerated movements again.
Standing face down on the ground, "The Great Wish of this Life is to take a cold shower with a cold shower", Hakuyasha stood behind him, directly behind his hips to be exact, with a sturdy lunge, his upper body raised, his hands holding the hilt of the sword behind his back but not pulling it out, maintaining an exaggerated still posture.
Is this accumulating?
Bing Miao glanced at the screen, and there was indeed an unknown groove that he had never seen before, and as time progressed, the scale was gradually covered by different colors, from light to dark. It looks a bit like the progress bar when a spell is prepared. It's just that the art design is different.
This is a domineering accumulation...... This location is picked! Both male and female monkeys are expected to surrender...... When the sword is chopped down, the male monkey becomes a female monkey, the female monkey becomes a small monkey, and the little monkey becomes a dead monkey......
"Male monkey, female monkey, stupid can't tell the difference~" Yuwen Xiuce sang a campus folk song with joy.
[Bing Miao: What is this!] It's a campus ballad! 】
Bing Miao, who had the intention to complain, then pressed two water bombs, which can be regarded as a friendly sponsorship. The two ghost generals were busy at this time, one on the left and one on the right. If you accidentally trigger the Musou Wheel Dance, it will be a myriad of swords in an instant......
Lying on the ground, "The grand wish of this life is to take a cold shower happily, the fire monkey is afraid of Leng Jun" screamed again and again. Bingmiao couldn't listen to it anymore. I reached out and wanted to turn off the speaker......
[Author: Jie is a real beast......]
Ahem, I want to come forward and persuade it. Let's save money, don't be so desperate, save some strength...... There will be more ruthlessness in a while!
Finally, at the moment when the elite fire monkey struggled to get up, Hakuyasha's long-standing sword drawing slash finally slashed hard, and a miserable scream resounded through the sky......
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Holy! What's the trouble? Hit more than 1,000 damage at level 30! What's so funny, isn't it? This is definitely a joke! Bing Miao's eyes were red with excitement. I just want to pinch Yuwen Xiuce's neck and torture how much the code is!
The HP of a level 35 ordinary monster fluctuates between five hundred and eight hundred, while the HP of an elite monster is almost five times higher, and the experience corresponds to it. The poor "grand wish in this life is to take a cold shower in the fire monkey afraid of Leng Jun" in front of him Before he could attack, he was directly beaten into a near-death state by two summoned beasts by two people, in this short life. It's also quite sad......
The elite fire monkey who was about to struggle to get up and take revenge just now was directly slashed by a sword and couldn't get up, Yuwen Xiuce did not hesitate, and controlled the White Yasha to make a more thrilling sword move - stand up and stab straight!
[Yuwen Xiuce: It's good to say that it's good to stab directly, why do you want to stand up! ] 】
After the sword is slashed heavily with both hands, the sword body hits the opponent or the ground with the reaction force, so that the tip of the sword is slightly tilted upward, and the hilt of the sword is close to the body with both hands to better exert force, and the strength of the whole body is used to resist the big sword, lunge forward, and stab directly!
Unlike the system's default moves, which only rely on the strength of the arm to attack, the modified move uses the strength of the whole body and the inertia of the forward rush, and the speed is not very fast but the momentum is heavy, like a heavy tank moving forward.
It seems that the target after the sword slash should be ...... Underside of the tail...... Now a straight stab past, the scene is too beautiful to look at directly, "The grand wish in this life is to take a cold shower happily The fire monkey is afraid of Leng Jun" Before he had time to take a cold shower, he turned into a white light and reincarnated......
"Under my brother's water bomb baptism, you can be regarded as fulfilling your wish to take a cold shower, so you can become a Buddha with peace of mind." Watching the white yaksha on the screen withdraw the blood-stained sword, Yuwen Xiuce dipped a drop of tea from the teacup and flicked it twice in the void.
"Why are you afraid that Leng Jun would want to take a cold shower so much......" Bing Miao slapped off Yuwen Xiuce's fingers that flicked tea in the air, still immersed in the strange name of the Fire Monkey Elite and couldn't extricate himself. (To be continued.) )
PS: Hey, cold shower...... Is there hot water in Siberia? Ask for a flame saint seiya, ladies first!