Chapter 88: You're Pretty ...... So I'm dying......

The young student who shouted to stop Yuwen Xiuce was full of panic at this time, and his little heart was pounding non-stop, completely losing the arrogance just now. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The hormonal energy that I had just received from a friend of the opposite sex had disappeared from someone's grim smile......

Young students want to cry without tears, the ancients said well, wow, the face is thin!

You're blushing, so I'm thin......

I just started school today, and the dormitory hasn't been cleaned up yet, because of a complaint or two from friends of the opposite sex, I am impulsive, and I am about to ascend to heaven...... Little Tintin ......

Yuwen Xiuce saw that his throat went down, and the other party was completely blindfolded, and it was estimated that he would not be able to answer if he asked him how much one plus one equals. I felt super bored for a while, this grade of little minions, I didn't even have the interest in stepping on it, turned around and continued to walk slowly as if nothing had happened.

"He's a bad guy, why are you so impulsive!" The girl who had just let out that exclamation rushed up to relieve the male student who was stunned and embarrassed.

"I wanted to beat him, but I thought about it, this is too barbaric, I want to convince people with reason!" At present, the mouths of young students are extremely fluent again.

"This kind of person can't be reasonable!" The girl didn't know if she was empathetic or innocent and cute, so she admonished her vigorously and dragged the boy away.

Hmph, if he doesn't want to leave, can you still drag a little girl?

Yuwen Xiuce snorted very disdainfully.

The moment I turned around just now, I also recognized the screaming girl, who was bought up by herself from the breakfast stall of the whole school, and then teased by the way...... Uh, the little girl who communicated all the way.

It's just that...... You already know how ruthless I am, master, and I ran out of the pole. Is this because I didn't abuse hard enough last time?

Master, I've been practicing hard lately, but I won't cherish you just because you are a flower in the greenhouse~

[Author: That's pretty much it...... If you buy a few breakfast stalls and still be superior to this, practice strength, no matter how strong you are, you can still move the school cafeteria?! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Hey, let me pretend to be unpleasant! ] 】

[Author: Next, I will arrange for a group of little hooligans to appear. You're in charge of taking them out and pulling them in popularity. 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Okay, I happened to bring a limited edition grenade when I went out today, it is said that not only the sound is crisp and pleasant, but even the light and shadow effects are particularly outstanding~]

[Author: Your sister, I finally arranged a few negative characters for you to slap in the face, and you just threw a grenade and planned to do something? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: That...... It doesn't seem reasonable to throw two, right...... And it's not fun to fry too much...... And there is no deep hatred......]

[Author: Do you know that there is no deep hatred? If you don't have a deep hatred, you have to throw a grenade, if you have a deep hatred, wouldn't you want to turn the sky?! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: You are such a strange person...... I don't have a grudge against the sky, why do I lift him...... If it's female. I can flip her~]

[Author: ......, Uncle Xiuce, please go back to the dormitory and play games......]

Ignoring the author, Yuwen Xiuce suddenly had a whim, planning to enjoy the campus scene, after all, it was the eve of the report, and the campus was filled with this cheerful and lively atmosphere.

So Yuwen Xiuce took four steps and walked in the middle of the green path. The Imperial Capital University of Film and Television has an unstructured rule. That is, you can run a car on the road in the school, but there are various paths that are interspersed with different kinds of fun. Even if it is spacious enough, no vehicles are allowed to travel. Except, of course, for major or emergency events.

Seeing the people around him dragging large bags of luggage and walking around in a hurry, among which there were many beautiful men and beautiful women, Yuwen Xiuce took the initiative to screen the male part of it.

[Yuwen Xiuce: I warn you. Don't take the opportunity to declare a personal vendetta! What is the meaning of 'screen the male part of it', it has to deliberately cause ambiguity! 】

[Author: That changed to ...... Screen up some of the males, would you? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Are you letting me choose between a pervert and a faggot? Changed to 'screen all the males in it', ah, the soul is light! 】

"From now on, it will be the prey in my hunting ground~" Yuwen Xiuce made up the beautiful picture of hunting wantonly on campus in the future, and then devouring the prey alive. For a while, he laughed extremely well, and with the embroidered floral shirt, his aura was so strong that no one dared to walk within a radius of ten meters.

Especially females......

Once he got close to Yuwen Xiuce, he suddenly felt that his clothes were about to disappear.

[Yuwen Xiuce: You just say that I have my own eighteen forbidden halos, so I won't get ......]

[Author: You are much more powerful than that, you don't have an eighteen forbidden aura, and you have more appearance sound effects. 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: What sound effect?] 】

[Author Jun (imitating Mr. Zhao): Spring has arrived, everything has recovered, and it is time for mating season......]

Before taking the medicine, the author Jun couldn't communicate, and Yuwen Xiuce cut off the communication of the divine bird and began to enjoy everything in front of him comfortably. Whether it is a passerby who is in a hurry to meet him, but when he looks up, he suddenly sees a passerby who is frightened and hurriedly dodges, or he dodges as soon as possible from a distance, and ends up being too careful about his actions and neglecting to look at the road, resulting in the magical existence of hitting oncoming people or hitting telephone poles.

Until a loud car whistle suddenly came from behind him, tearing up the quiet and beautiful picture in front of him.

Yuwen Xiuce could clearly feel that the voice came from a place very close to him. As for why the tree-lined lanes that can't be sports cars are open to the public without any special circumstances, it's nothing more than a matter of privilege.

It's just more than privilege, there is someone here who can compare to me?

Yuwen Xiuce took the car whistle as the wind in his ears and walked leisurely by himself. And the car that followed behind also moved slowly and cooperatively...... And frantically honk!

I don't want to step on people anymore when I go out today......

You say, how much money did the author give you, and you want to be a negative character so hard?

I'll give you double copies, sir!

Even if there were thousands of unhappiness in his heart, Yuwen Xiuce still maintained his pace and swayed in the middle of the trail.

There's a kind of you hitting me~

I'll go......!

Just when Yuwen Xiuce snickered at what can you do to me, the other party really did what he did. Seeing that the horn did not work, the car behind rushed over with a decisive throttle.

Of course, the other party hasn't said that it's so unreasonable that I'll crush you if you don't give way. Even if it's true. People have to find a place where no one is around, in broad daylight, tens of thousands of people report on the campus returning to school, and choosing such a place to commit a murder is what a severe test of their IQ!

Therefore, the other party is also hanging on the neutral gear and slamming the accelerator. Although the movement sounded scary, as if it had soared to more than 100 miles, the real speed was just a sliding turtle in neutral gear.

To the surprise of the people in the car, the annoying hooligan in front of him with square steps not only did not startle and dodge at the first time, but walked more steadily, and every time he landed, he wanted to step his feet into the floor tiles.

What the hell is this? Could it be that he is not an ordinary hooligan? Rather, a ...... Dedicated to how to better get in the way of the hooligans!

"He's deaf, isn't he?" Someone in the car asked, "Even if you are determined not to hide, you should jump off with such a big movement." Why didn't you even reflect at all? Geezer! Go down and kick him to see if he is deaf. ”

The driver, who was called the old man, was only thirty years old, and he was depressed when he encountered hooligans blocking the road, but now he was startled by the nonsensical orders of the sender.

What's going on?

How can you tell if someone is deaf or not? I don't have this function on this foot......

The other person in the co-pilot was obviously accustomed to this way of communication, and said, "The other party must know, if you really can't hear it, you won't slow down suddenly." ”

"Hmph, scum! Go and kick him deafening for me! The man in the back seat commanded in a tone of utter disgust.

"Wait a minute! Still don't kick him. "The man suddenly changed his mind." If you open the door, it will let in the dirty air he has breathed. ran over directly, and when I turned around, I said that the driver was crazy. ”

[Driver: Is it appropriate for you to discuss this matter in front of me?] Have you ever asked me for my opinion? 】

The driver was already frightened, and the sweat on his head was like a broken prostate-gland, and in desperation, he put on a pitiful little look and turned to the passenger in the co-pilot for help. Looking forward to this guy who knows a little bit about human feelings and sophistication to intercede.

"Don't worry." The other party comforted with a calm expression.

That's right! I knew you wouldn't be as unreliable as the one in the back seat! The driver finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Rest assured. I'll take care of your family. The other party slowly finished the previous sentence.

Take care of my family......

I can take care of it myself, Soul Light!

I just said that you rely on a little bit of a spectrum, and your so-called reliability means that you know that you will take care of my family after I take the blame?! Even if I throw away my job, I won't sin!

The driver looked at each other angrily. was about to resist loudly desperately, but at this time, the car gently rubbed Yuwen Xiuce with the turtle speed under the neutral slide.

"Well done! However, it would be nice to hurry up. The man in the back seat gave a rare compliment, and then said with regret.

I know you can do it! The co-pilot gave the driver an affirmative look, I will keep my promise to take care of your family! There is something in that look......

Don't! I don't really want to hit someone!

I was both old and young, and I struggled from the orphanage to get to where I am today...... Kindness? Something seems wrong...... By the way, I just remembered that I don't have any family at all, and you made a promise to me after calculating this, right? I don't need you to take care of my family, you can take good care of me!

The driver was momentarily confused, but reflexively stopped the vehicle in neutral.

Yuwen Xiuce completely stopped his pace, turned around, and looked at the luxury version of the business wagon in front of him with a smile.

Why did you drive a broken car of less than 10 million, and you had the guts to hit me?

And it also uses a brand of turtle that is so rotten that it can't be rotten......

Have you considered my feelings as a hitter! Why don't you change something to bump into! As a young master, how can I be killed by an intercontinental rocket!

Just when Yuwen Xiuce had a gloomy face, waiting for the other party to get out of the car, and trying to calm the anger in his heart, the car turned out to be like a stray animal, and pressed the car horn.

If I don't abuse you today, I'm really sorry for the author's deliberate disgusting me!

Yuwen Xiuce was furious, and smiled and got out of the way......

The car slowly drove past Yuwen Xiuce, although the dark film windows blocked everything in the car tightly, but with Xiuce's keen senses, he could still clearly feel the naked provocative and contemptuous gaze from the car.

Throwing a metal button under the car, Yuwen Xiuce quickly ran away.

"Be careful!" When the person in the co-pilot saw Yuwen Xiuce's undisguised movements, his first reaction was to pounce on the back seat and protect the other party with his body.

Puff –

There was a muffled sound like that.

Bang Dang –

An amplified version of pots and pans on the ground......

The grand station wagon soared more than three meters into the air under the force of the huge impact, and then fell heavily to the ground.

"Huh? It's sturdy, but I didn't see that it also added bulletproof armor. Yuwen Xiuce looked at the car that had not been deformed at all after landing, and couldn't help but ...... I was overjoyed.

It's good that I didn't play badly! This shows that you can continue to play~

If you blow it up casually and turn it into a pile of scrap copper and rotten iron, with my identity as a master, how can I be embarrassed to go up and mend the knife again?

Yuwen Xiuce was extremely happy, and jumped to the side of the car that turned upside down.

"Knock knock~~~" Someone tapped his finger on the car window and sang: "Little white rabbit, open the door~~"

Yuwen Xiuce's enthusiastic singing voice faintly came into the car, which frightened some people to silence and some to cry.

"Don't be afraid, the body has been reinforced by the top of the professionals, and it has no problem withstanding this level of impact." The man who was sitting in the passenger seat appeared in the back seat at this time, protecting the passengers in the back seat, and trying to help the other party adjust the position that had become crooked due to the rolling of the car.

"Spartacus, what do you say the man will do if he comes in......" The protected guy was obviously a little scared, and his voice trembled slightly.

Wait a minute......

Please allow me to spit out first!

Is your sister's Spartacus a human name?!

That's what the ancient Roman Colosseum was called...... Now it has evolved into a symbol, which is the same as when you name a person a red scarf! Even if you have a bad name, it won't be rotten like this!

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