Yuwen Xiuce: "Spartacus ......"

[Author: Since you are so unwilling, then you should call it Spartacus Wang! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: This is decisive and unbearable! ] Is this what dog fighter means? Who would give this name to the people around them?! 】

[Author: I think the dog fighter is very good! If you think about it, to describe a person who is so fierce that he would use the rhetoric of a wild dog that has escaped, how much of a violent it must be! Besides, the wild dogs that have escaped are so fierce, how powerful the dog fighters are~ Definitely one bites the Saint Seiya ten! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: ......]

Spartacus Wang calmly comforted: "Please rest assured, the door is locked, and he will definitely not be able to open it." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 As for the windows, not only are they made of special materials, but they are also reinforced with professional technology, and bullets with a kinetic energy of less than 150 joules cannot penetrate them, and he has absolutely no way to get in. ”

Yuwen Xiuce knocked and knocked outside the car window, and saw that the little white rabbits in the car locked the door and did not respond, so he inevitably felt regretful, rolled up his sleeves, and shouted: "You forced me!" Saying...... Why are you pushing me......"

Yuwen Xiuce took out another metal button......

"Bomb!" Someone here started screaming.

"Don't worry, the windows will stand up to it!" Spartacus Wang was still very calm at this time, judging from the extent to which he overturned the car before but did not cause damage, even if it could shatter the glass, it could not be broken.

Yuwen Xiuce placed the metal button on the glass of the rear window and pressed it gently. Then the metal buttons vibrated like Kato-sensei's fingers...... Until the other party does not collapse, there is no tendency to stop at all!

"Smack-"

Sure enough, in less than two seconds, there was a soft sound. The window glass shattered under the action of the resonance principle, and a small hole was broken in the place where the metal button was attached.

Yuwen Xiuce lowered his body and looked in carefully......

What if the opponent has a water gun and chili water!

In other words, this trick has been used a lot in the past...... I don't know how many children who looked out from the cat's eyes were so spicy that they cried and called their mothers......

Be prepared to evacuate at any time. While cautiously looking through the small hole, he looked into the car.

Well......

There is a ...... Uh, a strong black man...... You're Spartacus, aren't you? I have deep sympathy for you!

But what seems to be hiding behind Spartacus Wang, a golden puppy? No, I'm Yuwen Xiuce, but I'm a good friend of dogs, and I will never bully you if you have a dog in your car! Also, get the dog out of here, so I can continue to bully you!"

At this time, the dog moved, revealing a piece of its tail.

It's just that the tail looks rather strange...... It's like there's no bone......

What kind of dog is this?! Don't tell me it's Spartacus!

And then. The unexpected happened......

What came out behind the dog's tail was not the dog's buttocks...... But...... It's a head!

I'll it! It's an unforgivable sin for you to use my favorite critter for biochemical genetic experiments!

Yuwen Xiuce decided to go back and get two packs of C4 powerful explosives on the spot to give the car a good time.

And then...... The head that followed behind the tail...... It's still the face of a doll?

I'll it! It's so cruel! You're fusing the dog's genes with the humans?! Wow, this will make human beings full of love, I want to give you a thumbs up, soul light~!

And then...... Behind the head...... Another tail appeared......

, is this the sense of déjà vu of a human centipede? Will there be another head in the back? I don't want to watch the boring title party movie a second time!

And then...... Without......

Well...... If you look at the past together. Seem...... It seems to be a foreign friend......

Yuwen Xiuce studied it carefully and took out the ability to piece together a puzzle of famous Caucasian paintings. Finally, a relatively complete pattern of a foreign girl was formed in my mind.

Since it's sure it's not a dog, it's a girl...... That's even more ...... for Yuwen Xiuce Excited!

Hey, hey, hey~

Yuwen Xiuce smiled, and everyone in the car cried except for Spartacus......

Although he didn't cry, even Spartacus Wang's heart trembled.

Your Sister's ...... I just said it's safe, especially the glass. It's no problem to be bulletproof, so I just show half of my face...... Even if this thing is bulletproof, it can't prevent perversion!

In other words, the kinetic energy of the initial velocity of Yuwen Xiuce released by Yuwen Xiuce exceeded 150 joules......

What a concept it is. It's a humanoid sniper rifle!

Yuwen Xiuce smiled amiably and waved to everyone in the car, and someone's smile that felt good about himself fell in the eyes of others, which was Hanbani's excited expression before dinner...... So, this time, don't say that I was scared and cried, the driver almost urinated on the car......

"Wele-to-Imperial Capital!" Yuwen Xiuce pulled out a smile to the greatest extent possible, but because the facial muscles were not strong enough, he could only use his fingers to clasp the corners of his mouth and pull them to both sides.

This time, Spartacus Wang was frightened and began to shrink back, this level of perversion is definitely innate, right?!

If Nima rubs this in the middle of the stall and can rub people into such a pervert, wouldn't the injuries of a car accident be on the same level as a certain Siberian Saint Seiya?!

[Author: Hey, don't insinuate the author casually! 】

Yuwen Xiuce saw that the other party had no intention of interacting with him at all, and while he was disappointed, he did not forget to smile politely at the foreign girl.

"Ahh

Cut--, I don't know how to appreciate it when I'm young, I smile so handsomely and chic, you actually call Mom? Well...... Do you want your mother to come and admire Master Ben's face? I didn't expect you to have such filial piety at such a young age, it's not easy!

Then, Yuwen Xiuce looked at Spartacus again, changed his posture, and smiled.

Spartacus Wang: "......"

Yuwen Xiuce smiled again.

Spartacus Wang: "......"

Yuwen Xiuce continued to laugh.

Spartacus Wang: "We Spartacus will not give in!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Don't give you a shame, believe it or not, I'll take a Spartacus to moo." Let your next generation mix mix! ”

Spartacus Wang: "Ah...... Ma Ma ......"

Yuwen Xiuce was about to turn his head to look at the driver......

Driver: "Ahhh ”

Yuwen Xiuce turned his head to look at the driver.

Driver: "Ah―――――― Ma Ma ――――――!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce: That's almost, you're too much!

Driver: "Ah~~~~ Ma Ma ~~~~~!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "I've decided to kill you!" ”

After glancing around, Yuwen Xiuce was very satisfied with the performance of everyone in the car, his right hand flipped, his thumb and middle finger were gently twisted, and another metal button jumped into his hand.

“wele-to-my- territory！” Yuwen Xiuce grinned happily. Metal buttons were elegantly thrown into the small holes in the windows.

Ignoring the sudden outbreak of panic in the car, Yuwen Xiuce got up happily and continued to stroll through the campus.

"Spartacus, are we going to die!" The foreign sister-in-law asked with a crying voice.

"You won't die, my princess!" Spartacus said with a smile as he tightly covered the metal buttons with his body.

What a touching farewell scene......

A minute later......

Blonde: "Spartacus, is this bomb broken?" ”

Waiting for death, but not being able to wait, is sometimes a very melancholy thing. This is the feeling of foreign petty public juggling at this time.

"Your Highness, don't be impatient, you must not take it lightly at this time!" While Spartacus was talking to the girl, he motioned for the driver to gently open the door and let the little princess leave first.

"Hit ...... Can't open the ...... "The driver is also anxious and sweaty, and he doesn't need the other party to tell him to open the car door, as long as he is not a fool in this situation, he knows that he can run, otherwise he will stay and be bombed......

When you have been hit with a button bomb before. The on-board computer determines the first-level alarm state, and the door is forcibly locked. Unable to open. It stands to reason that there will be three to five minutes after the explosion, and it should be possible to manually unlock it, but at this time, the control computer is paralyzed......

Not to mention high-tech gadgets, although advanced and convenient, but when something goes wrong, it is quite blinding......

Needless to say, this must be Yuwen Xiuce's handiwork. It's easy to say. A short high-voltage stimulation can easily paralyze a highly intelligent on-board computer.

"Spartacus, what does it smell like? Did you fart! ”

"No, my Highness the Princess!"

"If you really want to fart, you have to put it in the small hole in the window. It's all stinking to death! ”

"The subordinates really don't!"

"It stinks! I'm going to pass out! Spartacus! ”

"The subordinates are here!"

"When I wake up, you must brainwash me and let me forget this memory!"

"Understand ......"

The metal button that Yuwen Xiuce threw into the car was obviously not a bomb, but an essence product that condensed the taste of gases outside the body in the case of gastrointestinal discomfort of various species - the legendary king of farts, Spartacus fart!

[Author: It's dirty, just complain, keep complaining about me, believe it or not, I'll make a Spartacus show! ] 】

Yuwen Xiuce, who fully enjoyed the joy of life, walked around the campus unhurriedly and returned to the girls' dormitory again......

"Where?" Bingmiao asked listlessly.

"I walked around casually, and by the way, I eliminated harm for the people." Yuwen Xiuce patted his chest and said proudly.

"If you really want to eliminate harm for the people, you should kill yourself first!" Bing Miao spat out, and then said, "Today's challenge task is barely passed...... And after that? What else to do today?! ”

"The rest of the time is at will." Hearing that Bing Miao was willing to complete the challenge task with peace of mind, Yuwen Xiuce suddenly became overjoyed and said, "As long as you can ensure that you can take out about three hours a day to concentrate on practicing, you can play whatever you want the rest of the time." ”

"Isn't that a waste of the plug-in effect?" Bing Miao was puzzled.

"No, it won't. As soon as you pass the last practice criterion of each day, the plug-in will automatically give you a buff status that continuously increases experience, spell proficiency, and custom action proficiency. At this time, you can enjoy this bonus even if you quit this one-time random dungeon. Yuwen Xiuce had already taken into account what Bing Miao said, and he was prepared at the beginning of the plug-in design.

"It's okay to leave this scene? So how to get back? Bing Miao asked.

"You only need to talk to the fairy grandfather when you leave, and when you leave the dungeon, you will get a quest prop - the summon of the fairy grandfather, and you can come back if you use it again. By the way, I specially edited a "Plug-in User Guide" on your desktop, don't you even read it......? ”

"Oh......" Bingmiao was a little embarrassed, and quickly changed the topic: "Then what are you going to do next?" ”

"Since it's open, of course it's going to be forced...... Yuwen Xiuce looked at Bing Miao in wonder, "The first thing to do is naturally to rush to the top of the rank list, apart from this, what could be more enjoyable to pretend to be forced?" ”

"Wouldn't that be too eye-catching?" Bing Miao asked cautiously, "After all, the hanging ...... is opened."

"It's your psychology that makes it easier to be suspicious!" Yuwen Xiuce skimmed his hands and asked Bing Miao to look at it from another angle, "Rushing to the top of the level list is tantamount to saying again, come and pay attention to me, come and see me, look at how awesome I am~ In the eyes of normal people, is this the mentality of a cheater?" ”

"It's a perverted mentality!" Bing Miao habitually mends the knife.

Yuwen Xiuce was unmoved at all and continued, "When you appear at the top of the list with the mentality of a strong man and are extremely confident, if the game company can't find anything suspicious, it will naturally try to find all kinds of reasons and excuses to help you explain and block the mouths of Yoyo players at one time." A few more similar experiences, even the average gamer will get used to it, and even when you don't hang up, you will question whether you are serious about playing the game. ”

Bing Miao recalled it, and thought that there were really a few times when she didn't hang up when she played the game, and the result was questioned by fans......

In fact, Bingmiao is also a Hall of Fame certified gamer......

Girls in the game world of triathlon - Lianliankan, Dragon Ball, and Heads-to-Match Champion for three consecutive years!

Jianghu people send nicknames - not a girl is better than a girl!

Bingmiao: "Hey, didn't you say that you shouldn't mention this stubble!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce looked at the player who was currently ranked first on the level list, and had already rushed to level 43, turned his head and said to Bing Miao, "Just break through level 50, otherwise there will be no sensational effect." ”

"Break through level fifty directly?!" Bing Miao repeated, her brain was a little short-circuited, and she couldn't keep up with someone's thinking rhythm at all.

"We're only level 39 now...... Directly upgrade by more than 10 levels? It's not a question of self-confidence anymore, okay! This is clearly saying, I just hang up, if you have the ability, you will let the police uncle arrest me! (To be continued.) )

PS: You can't log in to the starting point account...... After being frozen in his left eye by Ka Miao, was even his account blocked? Sure enough, there was no white coming to Siberia!

The author has already put the supreme maintenance nirvana of the "redo system", and it is still useless. Then I tossed it, and after making various customer service complaints to no avail, I still found someone to come to see it, and it was identified by professionals that it was a problem with the network agent...... In short, except for changing companies, you can only wait for it to end the convulsions automatically......

Finally, I want to say that this broadband was renewed for three years three months ago/(TOT)/