"Hahahaha, what a great episode!"

At the end of the old, weak, sick and disabled dunk contest, Barkley, who was already a senior commentator, picked up the microphone and said to the fans: "Okay! Next, please look forward to the All-Star Game after the first fantasy draft in history......"

"That one, tell me something!"

With a snap, the microphone in Barkley's hand was snatched away by Gu Yu.

…… What the hell?!

Barkley didn't react at all, he was "stolen" by Gu Yu with a hand knife, and before he finished speaking, he raised his eyes and saw Gu Yu interacting with the fans excitedly.

"After the All-Star Game is over in a while, LeBron will have a poll on his Twitter, everyone will come and see it!"

After saying this, Gu Yu threw the microphone back to Barkley, turned around and left.

"Uh......"

Barkley is confused, what is this??

"Cousin, cousin??"

"Huh?"

Under Barkley's call, Gu Yu turned around: "What's the matter, Uncle Barkley?" ”

"I@#¥%&......"

Barkley choked as if he had eaten a bite of expired pizza.

"Hahaha......"

Kobe Bryant didn't know why he was laughing next to him......

"Ahem...... What did you just say? Will there be a vote on LeBron's side? ”

Barkley asked.

"That's right!"

Gu Yu nodded, blinking his star eyes.

“…… What are you telling you about? ”

Barkley was really on the verge of crying......

"Oh oh, yes!"

Gu Yu nodded, snatched Barkley's microphone again, cleared his throat and said, "We are discussing, next year's All-Star Game, is it the 'worst three-point contest in history'?" Or a 'Infinite Mistakes Skill Challenge'? Everybody vote and tell us which one you'd like to see! ”

“…… Hahaha! ”

Everyone in the audience couldn't imagine how beautiful that picture was, and they were about to burst out laughing.

And if you think about it carefully, these two competitions, just thinking about the picture is super emotional!

The worst three-point contest in history, if you adopt the same rules as the ordinary three-point contest, but the players who come up to play are the masters who don't know how to score points at all. Okay, when the game starts, it will be "dangdang~", a march will sound on the court, and the basket will be smashed.

And in this way, every three-point will become extremely crucial, anyway, everyone can't score a few goals, who can score an extra one, maybe it will be a lore. In the end, there was a "so-and-so crazy 2-goal win", with the performance of various fancy three-non-sticks and rebounding stroke masters in the course of the game, there was no one who was lively.

The Infinite Mistakes Challenge requires some special design, and at the beginning, players who are not skilled enough to go up and send all kinds of mistakes, maybe there is some comedic effect, which makes people feel fun and interesting. But if everyone comes up and fights like this, the audience is easily aesthetically fatigued.

Therefore, the game must not be the traditional operation of dribbling and passing, and it is best to add some confrontational scenes, such as the two sides starting from both ends of the court, turning back and forth over obstacles, and completing technical actions such as shaking people, changing directions, passing, layups, and three-pointers. When you meet each other, you have to dribble while trying to interfere with each other's advances, steal each other, or something......

What am I thinking......???

Adam Xiao Hua in the VIP box was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, and he felt funny.

It's just a mess of nonsense, I've heard about it, why didn't I start thinking about the details of the operation in my head??

“…… yes, yes, the three-point contest has to have Bynum! ”

Looking at the field, Gu Yu was chatting with Barkley, obviously taking it seriously, Xiao Hua only felt that everything was so special.

Why?

Why is it that as long as it is a little bit like this guy's brain circuit, even his own brain is not good??

"Hahahaha, you're a snake spirit!"

Barkley was also amused, and grabbed Gu Yu, who wanted to run away, and said, "Come on, come on, tell me who will participate in the two events??" ”

"Well, in the three-point contest, Tyson Chandler said he would come, Howard and Duncan couldn't run, Rondo also said he wanted to try the taste of crushing outside the three-point line, and there was another person we were persuading!"

Gu Yu replied.

"Hahaha, who is so ignorant that you have to consider having the opportunity to participate in such a 'grand' competition? Uncle will teach him a lesson for you! ”

Barkley asked.

"No!"

Gu Yu stretched out his finger and pointed at a big man who was shrunk aside: "Noah! ”

“…… ! ”

Noah immediately lowered his head and covered his face with his hands, feeling that he would never want to raise his head in his life......

"OKOK, I'll take care of it! Hahaha! ”

Barkley smiled and nodded: "By the way, do you want retired stars??" ”

As he spoke, Barkley's small eyes immediately looked at O'Neill on the side with bad intentions.

"You're going to die! How can I be such an accurate shooter and bully people in this three-point contest?? ”

O'Neill's entertainment bacteria are so many, he immediately understood what Barkley meant, stepped forward and grabbed the microphone and said, "I announce!" I'm going to participate in my cousin's Skills Challenge! Shake Mutombo down! ”

"Oh hahahaha!"

On the sidelines, Mutombo, who was in the audience, laughed from the iconic old tree trunk.

"That's a good feeling!"

Gu Yu nodded and said, "Why don't you fool Dampier too!" ”

"Hahaha! Good! Good!!! ”

The unprecedented warm-up scene was very lively, and after a lot of trouble, everyone was almost warmed up.

The main competition is finally about to officially begin.

"The starting lineups for both sides are out!!"

Just when the players from both sides entered the stadium again, the starting list decided by the coach was also sent to the hands of several people at the commentary table.

"First of all, let's take a look at Team Chen!"

On the screen, Chen Mu's avatar appeared, and the starting lineup list decided with his mentor Carlisle was also quickly listed.

"As expected!"

As soon as he saw the starting lineup of Chen Mu's team, Barkley immediately slapped his thigh and said proudly: "Chen Mu's starting lineup looks very scary!" ”

Point guard, Chris Paul, No. 1 point guard in the league, Clippers Captain.

Shooting guard, Westbrook, one of the two young Goose City, Flying Turtles.

Small forward, LeBron James, the league's first small forward, is also the second person in the league under Chen Mu, the absolute core of the Heat, and the man with his own ticket to the Eastern Conference Finals.

Power forward, Chen Mu, the first person in the league, a three-time champion and a four-time MVP winner, is known as one of the biggest bugs in basketball history.

Center, Kevin Garnett, the former Wolves, although old, has an excellent compatibility with this lineup.

"The bench is so scary!"

In terms of the substitute lineup, the Chen Mu team is even more terrifying, and the internal reserves are unbelievably strong.

First center Howard, Griffin Bomber Griffin, old and strong Deng Dudge, mid-range shooting Pretty Boy Aldridge, defending Octopus Noah.

In terms of outside substitutes, Chen Mu also has ghost assists Wang Rajan Rondo, and the new generation of Pacers Flyer Paul George.

"The quality of the outside bench is high, but the number is a little less, and it is estimated that by then, like Chen, Griffin, and they, they will have to make cameo appearances as small forwards."

Smith Road.

"There's no way, the outside line has been selected by the opposite side!"

O'Neill couldn't wait for it.

"You're so excited, aren't you looking forward to your cousin's starting lineup!"

Barkley debunked: "Okay, let's take a look at what the old drunkard and his cousin have decided on in the end!" ”

Then, the list of Gu Yu's starting lineup appeared on the screen.

Everyone, not just everyone on the scene, but everyone in front of the TV all over the world

All dumbfounded.

"......?!"

Looking at Gu Yu's starting list for a long time, Barkley couldn't believe what he saw, hesitated again and again, but turned around and yelled at the director: "Are you stupid fork wrong, hey!" ”

Absolutely, yes! I'm also helpless!

The director is also innocent.

“…… All right. ”

Almost with a sad face, Barkley opened his mouth and read: "Gu Yu's starting lineup, point guard Gu Yu, scoring guard Wade, small forward Kobe, big forward Anthony, center...... Durant! ”

I've got a big groove......!!

This strange starting lineup that makes people speechless actually appeared on the field of the All-Star Game.

"Come on, come on! their and!! ”

“YES-SIR！！”

And seeing Gu Yu and the players mobilizing before the game, this is not a joke at all......

What about Chandler? What about Randolph? What about Bosh??

"Why don't you start any of your interior players, why do you let a small forward play center?!!

The three commentators are all well-informed, but they are all collapsed by this lineup.

"The old drunkard is not Shi Lezhi, because he was too angry with his cousin's selection, so he gave up the game......"

Smith reflexively looked at Zhuge Vic.

"Hehe, kill them, we are too strong, they don't have a chance at all!"

Who knew that the old drunkard leaned back in the chair with a relaxed face, not only did he not see the slightest annoyance on his face, but the corners of his mouth were about to grin to the root of his ears......

Ten minutes later.

The Gu Yu team, which has the most bizarre starting lineup in history, played against the Chen Mu team, which is known as the strongest all-star starting lineup in history.

Race......

"Beep ——!"

…… Begin!

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After Middleton's big injury, it felt as if he had lost his three-point touch. Jabari Parker has not come back yet, Terry is basically playing soy sauce, the lineup of the fawns is really strange, let's make results, the players are a little worse, let's grow and wait for the future, watching the game is basically the feeling of a one-man team. The center is also here and there, how many centers have been tried over the years, and none of them have lasted long.

I don't know what Kidd's thinking is.