Chapter 464: The Old, the Weak, the Sick and the Disabled Slam Dunk Contest!

Belch...... Gu Yu??

Seeing that O'Neal had designated his successor on the road to comedians, Smith and Barkley were stunned, and they didn't know what to say for a while, and they looked back at their old partner, their mouths opened, and no one said half a word.

Isn't my cousin a powder keg? Isn't it a grumpy guy?

Such a guy, it's okay for you to let him go on the field and fight with people, and let him inherit O'Neill's mantle to be funny?

This isn't what O'Neill is kidding!

"Hahaha...... You know what a! ”

Seeing the doubts in the hearts of his partners, O'Neill laughed and said, "Although I am the designated successor, my cousin's style is completely different from mine!" I have a funny heart and want to be the focus of the public, so I will make those strange moves to attract everyone's attention and entertain the public. ”

"And cousin...... He is seriously doing a series of whimsical things, it is this momentum of 'playing mahjong Lao Tzu also wants to be the first in the world', with the funny things he does, it seems that there is a contrast and cuteness! ”

Well, this Ao Fat Man has been messing around with Da Yao for so long, and he didn't learn anything, so he learned to play mahjong!

"This ...... Is it a project that you arranged? ”

Xiao Hua was also dumbfounded when he saw this scene, at first he thought that these players were just nonsense, the All-Star Game was about to start, what kind of ghost dunk contest was going on here, in case he was injured and didn't fight, the fans were not allowed to rebel?

But as soon as he saw the fans present, smiling forward and backward, and then hearing the staff tell him that the ratings of the warm-up session before the start of the All-Star Game had hit a record high, Xiao Hua suddenly reacted:

This cousin is an inexhaustible treasure!

"This year, you have done such a link?? How did I not know? Why didn't you tell me in the report at first?? ”

Xiao Hua turned back to ask the leader of the All-Star Game working group, and his mind was spinning wildly.

If this trick works, you can evolve more good ideas in the future!

"Uh, that ......"

The leader of the working group scratched his head and said with a wry smile: "Actually, leader...... That's not an idea we came up with at all. It was in the players' tunnel just now, when the players on both sides met, my cousin seemed to have exchanged with Duncan about the experience of the big windmill dunk, which led to a common discussion among many players. Everyone talked about it, and my cousin suggested that when I warmed up for a while, there would be a 'slam dunk contest for the old, weak, sick and disabled'......"

I rely on talent!!

Hearing what his subordinates said, Xiao Hua was very excited, and when he looked at Gu Yu again, his eyes were like looking at a huge South African diamond.

This hairstyle brother is simply, he can think of any idea, the key is that the execution is really good!

To be honest, the NBA is such a pan-entertainment sports league, do you say that officials really haven't thought about holding this kind of "old, weak, sick and disabled dunk contest"?

Definitely thought about it, and even carried out a feasibility analysis.

"Those players won't say yes......!"

At the meeting, this crucial question was raised.

Yes, the players are part of the league, but in the NBA, the players' union is stronger than ever. It's not what you and the management say, we have to do what the labor side does, everything has to be discussed.

NBA players, all of whom were born in the sky, can enter the All-Star Game, and are geniuses among geniuses, growing up in the spotlight from childhood to adulthood, with strong self-esteem.

Let them go on the court, like mascots, and show everyone what they are not good at dunking?

There are no doors!

Now this scene proves one thing.

These players, who are not good at dunking, may not really be unwilling to consume themselves in entertainment.

Perhaps, they just lack a leader.

A leader who is crazy enough, whimsical enough, and has strong execution to the point that he has to do it immediately if he has any ideas.

And right now, the most suitable person to undertake this task is undoubtedly Gu Yu!

"This kid is amazing......!"

Seeing that Xiao Hua didn't speak for a long time, the leader of the working group looked at Gu Yu and Kobe Bryant "solemnly negotiating" on the sidelines, thinking that Kobe's score was too low and asked for a new score, and couldn't help but smile: "I don't know why, these all-stars are usually very hanging, and they don't listen to anyone if they don't want to live forever." But as long as I am with my cousin, it is like I have all returned to my childhood, and it immediately becomes interesting. ”

The Kid King!

In Xiao Hua's mind, an excellent propaganda idea appeared.

That's right, it's the king of children!

Gu Yu is like the leader of this group of big boys who are desperate in the world's top basketball arena, an arrogant child king. No matter how anyone usually pretends to be an adult, as soon as he comes into contact with Gu Yu, he will immediately be infected by Gu Yu's enthusiasm for basketball, and return to his childhood in an instant, holding the basketball and Gu Yu together, doing whatever he wants, and having no scruples at all.

It is precisely because of this that as long as you are in the opposite position with Gu Yu on the field, or on the bar with Gu Yu, almost all opponents will immediately enter the heads-up mode, wanting to prove that they are better heads-up in front of this child king.

"Gu Yu's personal charm", this term, which is widely regarded as a dynamite barrel all over the world, may not be accepted by many people.

Everyone just thinks that he is still the crazy man who is difficult to get along with and will explode at any time, and I don't know when he ignites his fuse, and he rushes up and tears you to pieces.

However, from another point of view, this kind of disobedience is dry, and the style of thinking of doing it right away is not the most unique personal charm on Gu Yu's body?

"I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!!"

Gu Yu was still chattering with Kobe, and Parker, who didn't know how to be moved by him, couldn't control how much he could remember, stepped forward to take a basketball, and started sprinting without saying a word.

"Bang bang bang!"

Although the French sports car has entered the middle and late stages of its career, it is still very intimidating in speed, roaring towards the basket, like a lightning bolt, and also jumping from outside the three-second zone.

"This guy wants ......?!!"

In front of everyone's eyes, Parker actually held the ball in both hands, made a lever in mid-air that was too small to look at, and then backhanded the ball......

“…… While! ”

Slammed it on the basket......

“…… Hahahahaha!! ”

Slam dunk and hit the iron!

"Hahaha, see laugh, laugh! Damn, the next goal will definitely go in! Give me another chance, referee!! ”

Parker himself was too happy, picking up the ball and nodding and apologizing to the spectators on the sidelines, while asking the makeshift "referee" to dunk him again.

"Hahahaha...... No, no, no! It's too spicy for the eyes! 1 point 1 point! ”

"Negative points are rough hahaha! If you miss the dunk, you will participate in a hairy dunk contest, Tony, you go home and put on your basket! ”

"My grandma is better at dunking than you! Hahaha!! ”

The scene was full of laughter and laughter, from the players to the fans, all of them had a lot of fun.

Subsequently, Randolph performed a bland two-handed dunk + black bear ghost dance.

Anthony, who is regarded as the favorite to win the championship, contributed a "two-handed dunk and basket cap + falling to the ground, looking at the sky with his eyes and out of his body".

Irving's mid-air pull-up almost dodged a dunk and turned into a layup, as well as David Lee's jumping feet from the free-throw line and slamming the air in anger, and Aldridge's Statue of Liberty-style aerial spin smashing the front of the basket with one hand...... Every ball, every performance, triggered a tidal wave of cheers and applause from the scene.

In the end, when Duncan came on the court with a blank face, but the corners of his mouth were holding back a wicked smile and clutching the ball, the atmosphere reached its highest point.

"Manu."

Before going on the court, Duncan also waved his hands in the air, imitating the way those dunk masters stirred up the atmosphere before the game, which caused rhythmic applause from the fans, and turned back to Ginobili to watch the game.

"Hahaha here!"

Ginobili stepped forward happily, took the ball and squatted under the basket, raised the ball above his head, and protected his hair with his other hand.

"Well, let's go!"

Duncan accelerated, and in the midst of everyone's screams, the old driver raced all the way to Ginobili to get the ball, almost walking over Ginobili's head, and lifting the ball up with one hand.

“…… Call! ”

Big windmills!

"Damn ......!!"

Seeing the former Wake Forest Flying Devil actually make such a high-tech move, everyone was shocked, and even Kobe Bryant in the "referee's seat" stood up and looked at Duncan with wide eyes.

The basketball was in the air, and it was waved by Duncan's long arm, and it walked out of a dazzling arc of huge windmills, whistling......

"E-yo yo ......"

Slammed to the ground......

“…… Puff hahahahaha!! ”

Everyone in the audience laughed like crazy......

"Hahaha......"

Even Xiao Hua couldn't hold back, watching Kobe Bryant and others score zero points one after another, watching Duncan beg for comfort with an innocent face, watching Gu Yu also step forward to seriously discuss the technical details of the windmill dunk with Duncan, and watching the flyers on the sidelines laugh as they imitate Duncan's movements

Xiao Hua feels that today he has really found the biggest reform direction for the future All-Star Game!

"I announce! The winner of the first Slam Dunk Contest was ......"

Griffin, the former dunk king who stepped forward with a smile, raised Gu Yu's hand with tears and laughter, and shouted to the fans: "Cousin-Gu Yu!" ”

“YEAAAAAAAAAH——!!!”

The fans cheered together with Gu Yu at the same time, although it was completely funny to know what the hell this slam dunk contest champion was, but among these people, Gu Yu was really a slam dunk master......

After going around the field and interacting with the fans, Gu Yu returned to the sidelines, and Barkley and O'Neal, who reacted quickly, had already arrived among the players.

O'Neill knelt on the ground and worshiped Gu Yu, just like he worshiped Carter back then.

Barkley laughed and lifted a greasy piece of pizza high, saying that this is the trophy, and it must be stuffed to Gu Yu.

The commotion is over, the warm-up time is almost over, the players are giggling and interacting with the audience, and the atmosphere is very good.

At this time, Gu Yu, who had been chatting with many players for a long time, suddenly stepped forward, took the microphone in Barkley's hand, and announced a blockbuster news.