Chapter 397: Ferdinand is about to cry

With a win over Newcastle, United remain at the top of the Premier League table, and even if Chelsea are not yet showing signs of decline, they are still unable to overtake Manchester United.

However, after the end of this round of the league, the European League was suspended for two weeks, and the internationals from various countries returned to China to compete in the 08 Euro Cup qualifiers.

Vardy was no exception, parting ways with a group of Manchester United's internationals and returning home to join the national team.

Compared to the last time he entered the national team training camp, this time Vardy is obviously much more cautious.

This time, the opponents of the two games are Macedonia and Croatia, and the challenge against Croatia is still away.

Croatia are definitely England's strongest opponents in the group, and in the previous life, Croatia joined hands with Russia to qualify from the group, so that the star-studded England did not qualify for the European Championship finals.

No one else may know about the tragic consequences, but Vardy knows all this, and Croatia is definitely not to be underestimated.

If England is overly optimistic, it is easy to repeat the mistakes of the past.

As it turned out, Jamie Vardy wasn't overly worried, and the atmosphere in the England squad was very relaxed, and against opponents in the group stage, it was almost like no other.

In the eyes of England's bigwigs, England is the top European giant, their opponents in the European Championship are the World Cup champion Italy, Portugal who eliminated them, France that lost Zidane is barely one, and even Spain, which is gradually showing dominance, is not taken into account by them, let alone tiny Croatia.

With Jamie Vardy and Wayne Rooney both on the verge of matching Croatia's entire squad, what is there to worry about?

So, the style of the teammates when they communicated with Vardy was as follows:

"Jamie, you have to have a treat, the photo album sells so well, although it is for charity, but we only agree to shoot it for the sake of your face!"

"Yes, you have to have a big meal, and then you have to have a nightclub dragon!"

"It is said that you have a way to find good young models and even celebrities, next time there is such an event, you can't forget me!"

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Speaking of which, the photo album they took during the last national team gathering was indeed very scary after it was published.

In just one week, the sales of photos in the whole of the UK have exceeded 20, and the sales of more than 90 copies in the whole world have exceeded a miracle.

This made the England internationals feel very proud and fluttering.

But in Vardy's opinion, maybe the reason why the photo sales are so high depends more on Beckham's influence, as for other people, who knows you.

What's even more interesting is that Ferdinand didn't take several sets of women's photos, but only one photo was included in the photo.

Isn't this a waste of resources?

Such a good photo, if it can't be seen by fans all over the world, it's a crime.

Otherwise, publish it at your own expense.,Take it as a real extraneous part of this photo.。

As a result, Ferdinand's women's photo album was published separately and was not bundled with the England team's photo shoots.

It's just that you can imagine how embarrassing the sales of Ferdinand's women's photos will be.

It is said that Ferdinand went to the bookstore in disguise to investigate, and found that when the photos of the whole team in England were selling well, his photos were not cared for, and even many bookstores had been taken off the shelves.

When an England fan picked up a Ferdinand women's photo after buying an England photo, the fan had just turned two pages and threw the book aside in an exaggerated gesture, as if the book was stained with a virus.

"What!"

"I'm disgusting!"

One can imagine how devastated Ferdinand would have been at that time.

And the more collapse is still to come, in order to deal with Ferdinand's unpopular women's photos, the bookstore has no choice but to adopt a bundled sales strategy.

Speaking of bundling, it's actually a buy-one-get-one-free ......

"Buy a copy of "England Photo" and get a copy of "Ferdinand Photo"

"Buy a copy of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and get a copy of Ferdinand's Photo"

"Buy a copy of The Sun and get a copy of Ferdinand's Portrait"

"Give away "Ferdinand's Photo" for nothing"

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And what's even more tragic is that even if it's given away for free, people don't want it!

This harsh reality has hit Ferdinand a bit hard, and even when he was suspended for eight months for missing a urine test, he was never so desperate.

But things seem to have taken a turn for the better recently, it is said that once a was given a copy of "Ferdinand Women's Clothing Photo" when he bought a hamburger, and he inadvertently opened it and took a look, and it was like a treasure.

The took the photo to the theme bar where the gathered, which almost caused a commotion, and the entire circle was about to riot.

Maybe "Ferdinand Women's Clothing Photo" is really spicy in the eyes of ordinary people, but in the eyes of, this is simply a masturbation artifact.

So the usually inconspicuous group finally showed their strength in the public eye, and all of them took turns to buy out the "Ferdinand Women's Clothing Photo" that could not be sold at all and could only be given as a gift!

Ferdinand almost didn't break down when he learned that his women's photos had become a kind of fantasies when masturbated.

This also confirms the saying, if you don't die, you won't die.

In any case, if the photo sales are good, Vardy's foundation will be able to operate better without having to rely on his own blood transfusion, and after hiring a dedicated management team, the charitable foundation has begun to operate well, and there is no need for Vardy to worry more.

Of course, the advice given to Vardy by the foundation's managers was to keep taking photos and buying them, because the money would come too quickly.

However, Vardy has his own plans, and the fans' consumption potential for photos has been exhausted in the short term, and Vardy does not plan to launch new photos in the short term.

One year is enough for fans to have a desire to buy again, and that is a good time to launch a photoshoot.

Of course, the same theme will always make people aesthetically tired, so next time Vardy intends to match men and women, combining England internationals and beautiful stars, so that the combination of talent and beauty can be more attractive.

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In a boundless feel-good and self-aggrandizement, England have two European Championship qualifiers.

In the first game against Macedonia, England did not leave much room for illusion against their weak opponents, and Jamie Vardy, who started the game, broke into the box with Wayne Rooney early on, bursting into the opponent's goal.

The rest of the game is much simpler, and Macedonia won't cause any trouble for England anyway, just play a little bit.

In the end, England won their third qualifying match by a big win.

But Vardy felt that a big win had overshadowed England's offensive and defensive disorganization, and McClaren's tactical system was really inexplicable.

But England fans are immersed in the joy of the big win, and the pursuit and expectation of England is growing day by day.

As a result, in the contest with Croatia, England was like a fly without a head, completely at a loss on the field.

In contrast, England, who have a super big team, are like an amateur team, beaten by Croatia's very organized attack, and there is a risk of conceding goals at any time, and the chaos in the attack has led them into more one-man battles, and under the blockade of Croatia's midfield, they do not pose much of a threat at all.

Vardy is also not an all-powerful God, he can't lead LinkedIn Gran to the top alone, and he can't return to heaven when his teammates can't support him.

In the end, the defeat of arrogant England to Croatia was like a basin of cold water poured over their heads, and everyone calmed down a lot.

It turns out that we England are not so strong!

Although England have an enviable squad, if there is no way to put these superstars together and play the role of one plus one is greater than the two, then the paper big team will be meaningless.

What makes Vardy unhappy is that McClaren's use of the double German is completely whimsical, which is also an important reason for England's loss.

Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard are undoubtedly the best all-round midfielders with similar styles, and everyone envies England for having these two of the world's top midfielders.

But how should these two super midfielders be used?

It stands to reason that a team should have only one midfield core, and all midfielders should stand and run around the midfield core, so that the tactical thinking of the whole team can be unified and not separated.

But McLaren took it for granted, and sent Gerrard and Ferdinand on the field at the same time, so that the two of them could form a dual core, so that the power could be multiplied?

It's just that apparently, as it turns out, it's not a good idea.

Gerrard and Frank Lampard, even though they have similar styles, are two completely different individuals, completely independent in their minds.

When Gerrard gets the ball, he may think about attacking like this, but when Lampard gets the ball, he thinks about attacking like that, so that the rhythm of the two is not in the same direction, who is it to listen to?

This is the root cause of the disarray in England's midfield.

Although Beckham is the captain and has the ability to control the tempo, his range of movement is always on the wing, and his central role is limited.

If a master tactician were to coach England, he might be able to change this embarrassing situation, but no world coach has ever sat on the coach of the England national team.

In this regard, Vardy is also very helpless, he is soft-spoken, even if he knows history, he is powerless to change anything.

The loss to Croatia not only resulted in a complete defeat, but Croatia firmly dominated the field, as if the strong Three Lions were beaten back to their original form overnight.

The media criticized this England team, and the fans also hated the national team for not being angry, and the Three Lions fell directly from heaven to the bottom.

Is it true that England will not even be able to rush into the European Championship finals, just like in their previous lives?

No, absolutely not!

Vardy knew he had to do something.

So, as Beckham was about to leave the national team and return to Madrid, Vardy knocked on Beckham's door.