After this night, Vardy vowed never to go out alone with Rooney again, which was definitely the most terrifying thing to do.

I was subtly teasing Rooney, but I felt that Rooney was a little off track, a little in the direction of horror, this is so funny!

Until he came to the training ground the next day, Vardy didn't give Rooney a good face, making others think that Rooney forced Vardy again last night.

However, Vardy was not happy to see Ronaldo's smug appearance on the equinox, and he left them last night to go on a date, but he was scared half to death by Rooney, how could Vardy balance his heart.

So early in the morning, there was a happy daily routine of tridents playing with each other on the training ground.

Enough trouble, the three of them don't need to warm up, and they can directly participate in the cooperation training.

Manchester United's opponent in the next game is Magpie Newcastle, an opponent who says strong or not strong and weak but not weak.

Ten seasons ago, Newcastle were United's biggest rivals for the Premier League title, and halfway through the season, Newcastle were 12 points ahead of Manchester United.

But the Magpies finally collapsed inexplicably, and were reversed by the Red Devils, and since then they have been slumped, unable to raise their heads again, and even relegated to the Championship twice.

In front of Manchester United, which has gradually revealed the appearance of the champion, the current Newcastle is really not enough, even if the miners are clamoring to give Manchester United a good look, but in fact, even the miners themselves feel a bit nonsense.

At the beginning of the game, Newcastle still had a bit of momentum to fight against Manchester United, but after playing for a while, they found that they couldn't withstand Manchester United's output at all.

In the recent stage, Manchester United's game is basically at this pace, and the opponent wants to wrestle with Manchester United at the beginning, but kicking and kicking, even if they are unwilling, they will be slowly pressed back by Manchester United.

Newcastle didn't believe in evil, and then they were taught to be human again, so they could only fight back honestly.

But then again, there aren't many teams that can withstand Manchester United's frenzied output right now.

United took the lead in the first half, and it was Carrick's long-range shot that scored the world's wave, which was also Kashen's first goal for the Reds.

Although Vardy did not score in the first half, he contributed two posts, and even if the post did not count as a goal, it was definitely no less frightening than a goal.

Vardy was also a little depressed about the fact that he always had trouble with his goalposts.

Maybe he used to scare the goalpost too much, and the goalpost also held a grudge, even if the goalpost secretly moved a few centimeters left and right to block Vardy's shot when Vardy's shot, it would be disgusting and disgusting Vardy.

It's embarrassing!

Now there are many fans who call themselves "percussionists on the green field", Duang, Duang, Duang non-stop, after a season, I can't really get enough drum beat for a song.

Well, Vardy may be the musician who was delayed by football.

Jamie Vardy has probably smashed more posts in a season than any other super striker has scored in a season, and it's definitely a sad story to tell.

Of course, everyone understands that it is too much to repeat itself over and over again, and this phrase is also very popular in goalpost circles, and goalposts know that it is okay to joke with Vardy, but not to mess with Vardy.

A game gives Vardy two feet at most, and if there are more, then Vardy really starts to smash and the post can't be stopped.

With Vardy's level of comics, what else can't be done?

If he can't get this thing, he just pulled up the goalpost and threw it into the stands, even if he can't pull it himself, he can still call his teammates to come together.

So, with the posts not playing tricks, Jamie Vardy scored from the start of the second half, and it was a very direct and effective goal.

Cristiano Ronaldo's cross from the right was crossed by Wayne Rooney at the back post, and Vardy suddenly stabbed forward and stabbed home.

This is the most tacit cooperation between the tridents, even if everyone's division of labor may not be their own strengths, but the power produced is still explosive.

If it was before, such a cooperation between the three of them would definitely make people speechless.

Cristiano Ronaldo's cross is as reliable as the FA's;

Rooney's height is a hard injury, and it is really difficult for him to make the ball for his teammates like a tactical center;

Jamie Vardy, on the other hand, had never shown his ability to steal points before his last game, and he could only play the role of a mascot in the box.

But what does it mean that the Manchester United trident scored in such an incredible way today?

It shows that the three super-talented talents are maturing and approaching the peak, and they are ready to lead Manchester United to glory.

The tridents hugged each other and celebrated the goal, which Vardy loved very much.

With United firmly in control and now with a two-goal lead, Newcastle feel they can clock out early.

But can the rising Manchester United let Newcastle go so easily?

Rooney and Ronaldo, who are hungry for goals, will not agree.

Don't look at Manchester United's trident is a good friendship, and they cooperate tacitly on the field, and they will never be stingy to feed each other, but everyone is a striker winger, others are scoring goals, but they can't open the goal drought for a long time, who can want this?

So under the continuous acceleration of Ronaldo and Rooney, Manchester United is like a backward team attacking Newcastle's goal.

In the 67th minute of the second half, Scholes's through ball gave Rooney a chance to face the goalkeeper directly, and the little fat man did not waste this good opportunity and sent the ball into the door of the Magpies.

This time Rooney was happy and scored himself, at least he was no worse than Vardy in this game.

Seeing that Jamie Vardy and Wayne Rooney had both scored, but he was still empty-handed, Ronaldo was even more unbalanced, so the Portuguese began to dribble more individually, acting as if he had just arrived at Manchester United.

For Manchester United players, if the game situation is stalemate, then Ronaldo's style of play will definitely be disgusting, but now that Manchester United has locked the win, Ronaldo can play by himself if he wants to, anyway, even if they let them rush forward, they are not willing to rush forward.

Vardy felt that he should help Cristiano Ronaldo, otherwise this guy was really pitiful, and he didn't want to face Ronaldo's crying expression after the game.

Ronaldo dribbled on the right side and suddenly cut inward, but did not shoot, but gave the ball to Vardy, according to the tacit understanding between the two, Vardy did not stop the ball and directly rubbed the ball through Newcastle's defense, Ronaldo shot after winning the ball in an offside position, this is the routine that the two are used to.

Vardy wanted to tease Ronaldo, and after Ronaldo started to run, he didn't pass the ball himself, and finally shot himself.

However, it is estimated that if he does this, Ronaldo will be able to fight with him after the game.

So think about it, forget it, and pass the ball to Ronaldo honestly.

But sometimes the weather often goes against people's wishes, Vardy just wanted to rub the ball over the top, but the Newcastle defender even took the ball and put Vardy directly on the spot.

At the same time as he received a yellow card, he also gave Manchester United a free-kick in a good position.

Vardy got up and was about to swing the ball when he saw Cristiano Ronaldo's eager eyes to score.

Gotcha, come on!

Originally, Manchester United's free kick was a three-person discussion, but now that Vardy and Rooney have scored, if they still go to grab this free kick with Ronaldo, Ronaldo will definitely cut off them directly.

Doesn't anyone want to ask what posture is to break up?

Ronaldo has already practiced his compass shape at this time, perhaps according to Ronaldo, this posture can make him better running, but in Vardy's opinion, it is just a concave pretend.

With his legs spread apart as if two compass feet were on the ground, he stared at the goal motionlessly, waiting for the referee to blow the whistle.

Vardy looked at Ronaldo, who pretended to be a criminal, and it hurt a little, punish your free kick well, what kind of concave shape, I hate being more handsome than me.

No, you have to steal the limelight from Ronaldo.

So Vardy walked to the side and back of Ronaldo in two steps, and suddenly put on the same compass shape as Ronaldo, and even imitated his expression very similarly.

The fans burst into laughter and choked on Vardy's sudden spoof.

You're so naughty, aren't you afraid that Ronaldo will beat you?

The sudden hilarious laughter from the stands on the stadium made Ronaldo a little confused, and he hurriedly checked himself from the top to see if he had revealed something that he shouldn't have revealed.

Confused, could it be that the little pink erotic lingerie I wore today was exposed?

What's even more amazing is that the referee on duty was actually naughty once, and learned Ronaldo with Vardy next to him, and the three compasses stood there quietly, treating the stadium as a stationery store.

Ronaldo saw that there were two compasses behind him, and his face was green at that time, what is this special thing called?

He knows very well what kind of virtue his good friend Vardy is, and he often teases you without the slightest preparation, but you, the referee, also have to go to heaven?

No, you must complain to the FA and the refereeing committee after the game.

"Ronaldo's movements are very classic, it is estimated that he designed the shape, but it is estimated that it was done by Vardy and the referee today, and Ronaldo will be embarrassed to pose this pose again in the future!"

"Vardy is really strong, even the referee has been invisibly affected by him, obviously today's referee is also funny!"

"Vardy's comic gene is too strong, in the long run, I am afraid that there are only two kinds of people in world football in the future, one is ordinary people, and the other is Vardy-led comics, and the latter kind of people will be more and more, and the scope will be wider and wider!"

......

Cristiano Ronaldo already felt embarrassed, and in the midst of laughter, the elevator ball turned into a cannon and went straight to the stands.

Looking at Ronaldo's resentful gaze, Vardy spread out his palms and showed a very helpless expression - I really don't blame me!

You'd better go to the referee and settle the score!