As soon as the second half began, Vardy scurried to give United a two-goal lead over Everton. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

For Vardy, a Manchester United player who stabbed Everton twice, Everton fans really couldn't hate it, so they could only cry silently in their hearts.

By the 70th minute, Jamie Vardy had been replaced by Alan Smith and he had once again received applause from the fans.

In the end, Manchester United won all three points away from home thanks to two goals from Vardy to kill his old club.

The game was actually Jamie Vardy's official debut for Manchester United, and fans wondered if Vardy's return to Manchester United would be able to continue his excellent performances last season, as it turned out that Vardy was still the superstar when he arrived at Manchester United!

It's just a pity that Vardy hasn't had a chance to show his funny side, and even if he does, it's only passive.

With these two goals, Vardy's position is almost secure, and who to partner with Vardy is a question for Ferguson to consider.

In fact, Manchester United's problems this season are obvious, with Keane's age, Manchester United's midfield has gradually become unbalanced, facing Chelsea, other positions are no problem, the midfield can't bear it in the first place.

The midfielder wins the world, although it may not be the truth, but to a certain extent, it is a portrayal of football tactics.

Ferguson is considering cultivating Alan Smith to move back to play as a midfielder, he has tireless running, dare to fight, and at the same time has the impact of a striker, there is no problem with the ball at his feet, a proper back midfielder, properly trained, can become Keane's successor.

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When the team regrouped, Vardy and his team-mates were back on the training ground.

The meat puree and the president looked at Vardy, and there seemed to be some jealousy in them.

There's no way around it.

When the president first joined Manchester United, although he was known as a Portuguese talent, let alone his debut, it was difficult to score two goals in one game now;

Rooney is even more so, with a sky-high transfer fee and England's future name, his performance can only be said to be normal, far less impressive than Vardy's debut.

The key is that the three of them are about the same age, the president is 85 years old, Rooney is 86 years old, and now 87 years Vardy is more eye-catching than them, which makes them embarrassed.

But after Vardy agreed to find a young model for each of them, the jealous look disappeared in an instant.

During a break in training, Vardy went to the toilet with the president's meat mud, and just when it was convenient, Vardy seemed to suddenly remember something and looked sideways towards Roonetintin.

Rooney was so agitated that he felt murderous and almost urinated on his hands.

"What do you see, haven't you seen such a big one? Do you have low self-esteem? Rooney craned his neck, pretending to be strong.

Before Vardy could speak, the president next to him gave Lu Pang an extremely disdainful eyeball.

"You're right when you say you haven't seen it, because I've never seen anything so small, since I was ten years old!"

The president's divine contempt made Rooney want to turn the gun and urinate him.

Vardy smiled and agreed deeply with the president's words.

In his previous life, Lu Fat was exposed to prostitution several times. Prostitute scandals, when those dusty women describe the whole process to the lacy tabloid reporters, they will first give Rooney a definition - fast gunman!

What made Lu Pang feel the most embarrassed was that there was a woman who later served Balotelli, and then compared the two people together with her personal experience, and came to the conclusion that Ba Shen's bed skills were complete with Rooney.

The scandal can be put aside first, and it will be too embarrassing later, this is a matter of men's dignity!

So Rooney couldn't keep his head up.

Why did Vardy go out of his way to take a look just now, just to make sure.

Now, he finally knows the answer!

- This bag. The skin is too long!

Didn't your father tell you?

Didn't your dad take you to the hospital for surgery?

This is a poor child!

Lu Pang and the president are still arguing there, arguing over who is big and who is small.

Vardy walked over and patted him on the shoulder, motioning for him to stop.

"What are you doing with me?" Rooney turned his head, glanced at Vardy, and said unhappily: "Do you want to compete with us?" ”

Vardy pouted, defeated by this secondary two teenager!

Sighing, Vardy said to Rooney in a very subtle way: "You should change the lapel to a round neck, so that everything is gone!" ”

Rooney was stunned and immediately touched the collar of his shirt, not realizing what Vardy meant.

"Lapels to round necks? My jersey is a crewneck! What do you mean? ”

The president next to him understood in seconds, and he couldn't hold back his puff, and squirted out, laughing so hard that he was about to lose his breath.

Thumbs up at Vardy, "Your analogy is so vivid, I think he should change it!" ”

Vardy nodded, and accepted the president's compliment very calmly.

Lu Fat was confused, he didn't know what the two people in front of him were talking about, what a strange look!

Vardy patted Rooney on the shoulder again, "You don't have to care, we'll take you there when the training is over!" ”

Rooney nodded as if he didn't understand, it would be a little embarrassing if he wanted to say that he didn't know, so he could only pretend to understand.

"Well, Jamie must be taking himself to a professional tailor shop to get himself a handsome suit, a customized version, it must be like this!" Rooney told himself in his heart!

After training, Vardy and the president took Rooney straight to Manchester Royal Infirmary, and without giving Rooney a chance to repent, they pushed him into the operating room.

Fifteen minutes later, the uncomplicated circumcision was completed and a brand new Rooney was born!

Lu Fat Dingding's confession: Without the hat, it's a lot easier.

Of course, this is just Vardy's imagination, and the actual Rooney is haggard......

Looking at Rooney, who was walking cautiously, Vardy felt inexplicably more relaxed!

"Please note, go home and rest for one to two weeks, be careful not to get infected, don't worry if you have edema, it will go away slowly, but don't have sex within a month. life, this must be noted! ”

Before leaving, the doctor admonished Rooney, who had a bitter face.

At this sentence, the three of them were dumbfounded.

What Rooney was thinking was: Nima, she couldn't have sex for a month. Life, isn't this suffocating me!

Ronaldo thought: Nima, you're in trouble. One to two weeks to recover, which means that Rooney will not be able to play during this time, and if Ferguson knew that they were bringing Rooney for surgery, he would not have to kill them!

And what Vardy thought was: what about the Manchester Royal Hospital, such a minor operation will take two weeks to recover, if I am in my big iron stick hospital, walk to the ground in minutes, and go to work the next day......