Wayne Rooney is recovering from an injury at home, although the injury is a bit embarrassing. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

But Vardy and the president are miserable, although the Manchester league schedule is not dense now, and there are people available in the forward position, which will not affect the results, but their behavior is still cleaned up by Ferguson, if it weren't for Queiroz's intercession, it is estimated that the two will be rolled to the reserve team!

Rao is so, for a week, Ferguson didn't give them two good looks.

What's even more speechless is that the paparazzi took photos of the three of them going to the hospital together, and then there were any scandals.

There is no bottom line for lace tabloids, and any kind of news dares to be released, as long as it can attract people's attention.

"Manchester United's trident group is a chaotic triangle in reality, it is too exciting to play, Rooney was played badly, went to the hospital for medical treatment, and after examination, he may not lift it for life!"

"Manchester United Trident is crazy about a woman, until the woman is pregnant, and the three of them accompany the woman for a check-up late at night!"

"Rooney was dissatisfied with Vardy's love for Ronaldo, and because of his madness in love, he went to the hospital for sex reassignment surgery, and the operation was successful!"

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The three of them have changed from good friends to an indescribable relationship at once!

And this is exactly what everyone likes to watch the most, the men laughed and passed, and the rotten women of the rotten country were very happy, and they had to chase again!

By the time Vardy and the president went to see him at Lu Fat's house, if it weren't for Roonetintin's injury, it was estimated that the young boxer would have been able to knock out him twice.

"I really believe that Nima's lapels were changed to round necks, and they were actually circumcised, I knew that I should have pressed you two onto the operating table!" Rooney said angrily to the two of them.

The president shrugged his shoulders and said with an expression of nonchalance: "I'm not a lapel!" ”

"It's not a matter of the lapel crewneck, trust me, I'll just shred the whole outfit!" Rooney raised an eyebrow and tilted his head.

Ronaldo was defeated in an instant, he understood what Rooney meant, and for the sake of a happy life in the future, he felt that it was better not to continue to tease Rooney.

Vardy ignored the argument between the two and went straight into the kitchen with the bag.

Rooney was curious that people would come to visit with flowers or fruits, but what would Vardy bring with him?

So Lu Pang followed him into the kitchen and flipped through the bag that Vardy had brought.

"Oysters...... Leek...... Okra ......" Rooney muttered as his head went on fire!

By the time he finished reading it, his face was already pale, and he had no choice but to fight Vardy directly.

What made him even more hateful was Vardy's harmless-looking face.

"These are all great supplements, you must eat them!" Vardy said with a smile.

Rooney's face darkened, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Are you planning to let me open the thread after eating?" ”

Yes, after eating these things, Ding Ding swells, and it's no wonder if he doesn't open the line!

Jamie Vardy and Cristiano Ronaldo finally couldn't help it, clutching their bellies and laughing.

In the end, before Rooney broke out, the two successfully escaped and clapped each other!

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Vardy indirectly helped Ruud van Nistelrooy, and Ferguson originally planned to let Vardy and Rooney play in the next game, but now he can only let Ruud van Nistelrooy play.

The opponent in the second round of the league is Aston Villa, and Manchester United, who play at home, have a good chance of winning.

Less than five minutes into the game, Vardy set up Ruud van Nistelrooy for a goal.

Ten minutes later, it was Jamie Vardy, who took the ball from the side and walked down the middle, when he suddenly sent a through ball from the ribs, and Ronaldo cut in to score.

A perfect start, United are already two goals ahead!

It was Jamie Vardy's debut at Old Trafford and it took him just fifteen minutes to conquer the demanding United fans, and if there was one more goal, it would have been perfect!

However, after sealing the victory, Vardy's mind was not on the goal, but on the president.

Ronaldo showed his domineering spirit after scoring the goal, and he had the momentum of giving up who else he was, so that fans couldn't help but worship him.

How can this be?

The president was Vardy's first teasing missionary!

At this time, shouldn't you be teasing?

It seems that his missionary skills are not deep enough, and he is not as professional as the gods!

Well, it's up to the system.

So, Vardy took all the evil out of the system -

Backbite! Tease card!

Please get on board!

Vardy's teasing card is one of the weird things that comes out of the system update package, and its effect is to make the target be shrouded in the brilliance of the god of teasing for a certain period of time, and involuntarily start teasing.

Needless to say, Vardy smashed the tease card directly on Ronaldo's head.

Ronaldo instantly hit a spirit, feeling as if something was wrong, but he didn't notice it!

Vardy smiled deeply, it's time to watch the show!

Although the system is not very reliable and very cheating, the production of the system must be high-quality, which has long been proven.

Then Vardy focused his eyes on Ronaldo, and the look of desire made Ronaldo feel like he was on pins and needles.

Five minutes have passed, and Ronaldo doesn't seem to be abnormal at all, except for being a little nervous, not to mention teasing, not even pretending to be forced!

Vardy wondered, why did the system fail?

Or do you say that you haven't used it for so long and have passed the expiration date?

Just when Vardy was puzzled, Ronaldo broke through with the ball on the right side, stepped on a bicycle, inserted flowers, and all kinds of fancy feints appeared in an endless stream as if playing street ball, shaking the opponent's defenders to the point that they couldn't find the north.

But just when everyone was intoxicated, the president suddenly made an accident, tripped on the ball, and fell on all fours.

The opponent's defender was stunned, is this a big gift for me?

Then he walked away with the ball, leaving Ronaldo sitting on the ground confused.

I did this kind of action 100 times when I trained, and I succeeded 100 times, how could I make a mistake on the playing field?

The United fans in the stands let out a good-natured laugh and Ronaldo's performance was spectacular.

Vardy was relieved at this time, it seems that the system is still powerful!

Then Ronaldo was really unlucky-

The back is itchy, and Ronaldo turns into a strange gorilla pose in order to scratch his back;

The little brother itched, Ronaldo secretly scratched a few times to relieve the itch, but he was still captured;

Walking on the lawn, his left foot tripped on his right foot and fell into a twisted shape, and Ronaldo's expression was still confused during the fall;

went to the sidelines to drink saliva, just unscrewed the cap of the bottle, and was so happy that Ronaldo did not raise his head to drink, but squeezed water into his mouth from a long distance to drink, but the water did not drink, but squeezed his face;

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In just ten minutes, Ronaldo has become the most eye-catching focus on the field, and whenever the camera sweeps to him, it is bound to be bursts of laughter.

Vardy is happy, that's right!

However, he was a little confused, it didn't feel like a funny card, but a bit like an unlucky card, anyway, Ronaldo was not lightly troubled!