The destruction, the commotion, the magnificent scenes of fire, the flickering blue-white flames, the dense crackling roar, the flames spread in all directions, and the more they burned. The earth hummed sullenly under the trampling of horses' hooves.

This is a battlefield where two armies are at war

Chop each other with an axe, beat each other with whips and sticks...... Roaring, shouting,

"For Noxus, for glory, kill me!!"

I saw a woman rushing in front of the battle, and the coquettish voice spread all over the battlefield

As if greatly inspired, the soldiers were in high spirits, roaring and waving their weapons at the enemy

"Roar... Follow General Ruiwen to kill! For Noxus, for glory!!! ”

The woman was dressed in a silver armor, and the scarlet blood-colored double axe pattern on the armor was particularly dazzling, and the silver-white armor covered her, which unexpectedly did not look bloated, but set off her exquisite curves more perfectly. This kind of feminine seductive curvilinear posture, coupled with the coldness of the armor, makes people have a unique beauty that combines masculinity and femininity. Blood-stained silver hair reveals a combination of wildness and femininity!

The woman held a black giant sword with green light, and she bore the brunt of the attack, deep into the enemy's army, but it was like entering a no-man's land, and every swing of the giant sword could bring up a handful of gorgeous blood flowers, and no one could stop the power of her sword, she was Rui Wen, the commander of the Ninth Legion of the Noxus city-state

Under the leadership of Rui Wen, the original stalemate battle turned into a one-sided slaughter in a short period of time, and victory seemed to be only a matter of time, and for the soldiers it was now simply earning merit

However, at this moment when victory was in sight, a figure turned around and quietly retreated towards the rear, as if he was not interested in merit at all, and soon the figure retreated to the rear of the battlefield and sat on the ground

"I'm scared to death baby, I was unscathed in such a tragic battle, strong! Not. Enemy! ”

After speaking, he took out an iron pot from his back and buckled it upside down on the ground, yes, it was an iron pot, not only that, but he leaned on the iron pot obliquely, posing as a 'Ge You paralyzed', and then took out a handful of melon seeds from his trouser pocket and knocked them up, with a rather narrow expression

"This group of stupid X, you know how to grab people's heads, the more you rob, the faster you die, next time you will definitely let you charge, witty as me, hang up and eat melon seeds, isn't it beautiful."

The war didn't last long, as the opponent was quickly slaughtered as time went on, and when Raven used the black greatsword in his hand to pick off the enemy's head, the war ended completely

"Long Live Noxus!!"

"Long live Noxus!! Roar!!! ”

The roar of victory resounded throughout the battlefield for a long time

However, at this moment, a refreshing fragrance wafted into the battlefield, and the soldiers stopped cheering, and looked back to the rear, only to see that they did not know when the stove had been set up there, and a figure was busy there, and the fragrance came from there.

"...... Uproar"

The soldiers who were still shouting just now scattered in a hurry, rushing to run over, and in the blink of an eye, only Rui Wen and her lieutenant were still standing in place

"General, Zhao Xiaopang has started selling fried rice, the quantity is limited, and his subordinates have also gone"

"Go ahead, bring me one too"

"Yes!"

After speaking, the adjutant turned around and ran, and there was a great tendency to race against time

Rui Wen looked at the queue that had already formed a long line, and then looked straight to the end of the long line, where a simple pot stove had been set up, and a fat figure was busy

She is very familiar with this figure, and it can be said that it is difficult to be unfamiliar

This person's name is Zhao Xiaopang, who joined the Nocasas army about two years ago and was assigned to the Ninth Legion, that is, the legion she led, Zhao Xiaopang is simply a wonder, since he joined the army, he has participated in dozens of battles large and small, and he is not a recruit, but he has not been promoted, and he is only the lowest junior soldier in two years

Because he has almost no merit, and the enemies he has killed in dozens of battles are in the appalling single digits, and they are all mending knives, it can be said that he is the second-class soldier in the history of Noxus, and there will definitely be no second. Every time he fights, he is hiding in Tibet, which is not at all the posture that a soldier should have, and greed for life and fear of death is his label.

But such a fat man who is greedy for life and afraid of death, not only is he not bullied and ostracized in this powerful Noxian army, but he is very familiar with everything from non-commissioned officers to recruits, and even her adjutant takes good care of this fat man

The reason is that this greedy Zhao Xiaopang is very good at fried rice, Rui Wen has to admit that this Zhao Xiaopang's fried rice is indeed not simple, even she, a general who has eaten all the delicacies of the mountains and seas, has never eaten such fried rice.

The rice is just the right amount of softness and firmness, and the eggs are neither too old nor too tender. The ratio of seasonings is appropriate, the mix of oil, rice, and eggs is abundant, and the soft and tender eggs wrap around the elastic rice, which is an all-round enjoyment of the tongue and teeth, and with the tender shrimp and soft green beans, it is simply a plate of oily but not greasy, full of color and flavor.

Not only is the taste of fried rice a must, but this fried rice seems to have magical power, every time you eat it, a cool feeling will be in the body and limbs, as if the whole person can be relaxed, and a good night's sleep is not running

Therefore, not only are the soldiers obsessed with Zhao Xiaopang's fried rice, but even Raven herself loves it, so he turns a blind eye to Zhao Xiaopang's behavior, and the Noxus army does not have particularly strict control, just give full play to his strengths, although Zhao Xiaopang can't kill the enemy, but fried rice is still very good to improve morale

Zhao Xiaopang doesn't make fried rice every day, he will only make it once every three or five times, and he has to collect money, and the number is limited, no more than no less than 500 portions each time, for the huge Ninth Legion, it is completely a wolf with more meat and less meat, and a monk with more porridge and less porridge, which is not enough at all, so Zhao Xiaopang's fried rice is very hot

"All line up, a box of gold coins, give money, take food, leave, OK?"

Although the fried rice is limited, no one dares to rob it, they all obediently line up to buy it, offending Zhao Xiaopang is obviously not a wise move, there was a recruit who did it before, but as a result, he was beaten by a group of people for several days, after all, many people are willing to sell Zhao Xiaopang's favor, not only because of fried rice, but also because of Zhao Xiaopang's extensive interpersonal relationships

"Chubby, bring me two boxes of fried rice"

"Adjutant Harvey, it's been prepared for you and the general a long time ago, this is your fried rice, you take it"

"Well, if you have any trouble in the future, just come to me."

"Hehe, thank you Adjutant Harvey for your care, you go slowly"

No, even the adjutant supported Zhao Xiaopang

"Iron Hammer buddy, you can take these ten boxes of fried rice, the brothers are probably in a hurry"

I saw Zhao Xiaopang hand over a large bag of fried rice to a big man with a giant hammer, and glanced at the other party

"Then thank you, fat brother, this fried rice brother is dreaming about it, haha..."

"Where, thanks to the care of the elder brother, the younger brother can live here to make fried rice, and the safety of the younger brother in the future depends on the elder brother........ Eh, hey, hey."

"That's natural, although the fat brother can rest assured, there is no need to worry about safety"

looked at the two people who were squeezing their eyebrows, and a group of people waiting to buy fried rice next to them, their faces full of black lines

Zhao Xiaopang's fried rice is a must, and his popularity naturally has nothing to say, if he works hard, it will not be a problem at all, but he is greedy for life and afraid of death, every time he fights, he has to find a group of people to protect him intentionally or unintentionally, and he is safe, but how can he earn military merit? How can you be promoted without military merit? It's not been two years since I'm still a junior soldier, and I'm really speechless

Soon, the five hundred fried rice prepared by Zhao Xiaopang were sold cleanly

"The fried rice is gone, the brothers are all scattered, hurry up early next time"

"Huh? Why is this so, I just arrived and I was gone, why are you so unlucky"

"Well, let's hurry up next time"

"I haven't eaten it in a long time, and I can't forget the taste."

"Let's go to the brother who has already bought it to buy some to satisfy your hunger"

Seeing that the fried rice had been sold out, the people who didn't buy the fried rice could only shout bad luck and disperse unwillingly

Zhao Xiaopang hummed a little song, picked up the iron pot, and counted the money in the shade with the gold coins in his arms

"485 gold coins, the harvest is not small, Meizizi, if you continue like this, you can buy a villa immediately, marry eight or nine wives, and reach the pinnacle of life, haha...."

However, at this moment, a coquettish voice interrupted his YY

"The whole army obeys orders and is ready to go"

Zhao Xiaopang got up and ran to the gathering

In a short period of time, the huge Ninth Army was fully prepared, which showed that this was a very well-trained army, and Rui Wen walked in front of the large army formation

"News from the scouts that an Ionian army has been found five miles away, let's kill it as quickly as possible to catch the other party off guard."

Rui Wen glanced around at the army as she prepared to go, and raised the rune greatsword in her hand

"Now, come with me and kill them all"

"Kill them all!"

In response to Rui Wen's neat and powerful shouts

Rui Wen's sword pointed at him

"The whole army attacked !!!"

"Roaring !!!"

The army swept forward like a tidal wave, and the dust and mud flew everywhere they passed

Although it had just experienced a battle not long ago, and now it was about to fight a second battle, it was obvious that this was not the first time that the Ninth Army had encountered such a thing, and the previous battle had not caused much attrition, so there was no problem at all with the rapid march of five miles

But there are always exceptions

Zhao Xiaopang is an exception

Playing in a group and paddling, hanging up on the high ground, he is talking about people like him, and he is still a fat man, and his physical strength is not good, and after a rapid march of five miles, his tongue is about to reach the ground

"Emma, no, I feel like my body is being hollowed out"

The person next to him twitched the corners of his mouth

How can he hollow out the fat on his body? It is estimated that it will take a few days to refine the oil, not to mention the only five miles of road, I am afraid that five hundred miles will not be able to consume the fat of this body.

The five-mile road was quickly crossed, and Ionia's army appeared in front of them

"Kill them all!!"

Riven raised her greatsword and took the brunt of the attack and slashed towards the enemy

The Great Army followed

The two armies were like two giant beasts, violently colliding together

"Kill these bandits and let them have no return"

However, at this moment, shouts of killing were heard all around at the same time, and enemies swept in from all directions, and the sound covered the sky

"Oh no, we're surrounded, it's a trap"

"The whole army obeys the order, shrinks the battle circle, does not be scattered, sends a distress signal, and urgently calls for support from other troops"

Rui Wen issued an order to narrow the battle circle at the first time, and asked his subordinates to send a distress signal, without dragging the mud and water, when she was embattled, if she couldn't kill it, it was the best way to keep it from being scattered and swallowed, and waiting for friendly rescue was the best way

Despite this, there were too many enemies, and the encircled Ninth Army was like sand washed away by a huge wave, losing many soldiers with each impact

Under a fierce offensive, the defenses of the Ninth Army also completely collapsed and turned into scattered sand

Zhao Xiaopang's heart was almost collapsed at this time

In the face of the tide of enemies, he could only shake his fat body to dodge left and right, and he had no power to fight back at all, in this case, no one would come to help him, after all, others were also difficult to protect themselves

After a while, several people surrounded him, and it seemed that there was no way to avoid it

"This dead fat man, how can you be so flexible, now it depends on where you run"

Zhao Xiaopang gritted his teeth

"You Are Doing Death"

After speaking, he reached into his arms and took out a plate of dishes

That's right! In a moment of crisis, he actually pulled out a plate of dishes!

Is it flattery? Or surrender? Neither!

Zhao Xiaopang lifted the plate, tilted his head and poured the whole dish into his mouth

"Is this stupid????

"I think I'm crazy with hunger"

The few people who besieged him collectively crashed, and they looked at the fat man in front of them in a daze

At this time, Zhao Xiaopang finished swallowing the vegetables in his hand, and his face suddenly turned extremely red, like a prawn that had been boiled in boiling water

Then he covered his mouth with his hand and took a deep breath

"Frozen Empty Ga Q Asks for Times"

'Boom'

A scorching flame gushed out from Zhao Xiaopang's mouth, and the heat wave swept out in an instant, rushing straight towards the three people in front of Zhao Xiaopang

The three of them were consumed by the raging flames in an instant, and they were reduced to ashes with a miserable howl

And that's not all

Zhao Xiaopang turned his head and began to spray flames in all directions

At this moment, the obscene fat man seemed to have turned into a flamethrower

The Ninth Legion was in disarray