Time is like a grain of sand at your fingertips, it only slips away without you noticing, and when you want to hold it tightly, it only speeds up its passing

If time could be turned back, each story could be reversed

Zhao Xiaopang will choose to go back to two years ago, to the night of September 26, 2017

He will firmly implement the basic guidelines of the dead fat house, if he doesn't work, he can't work anyway, he wants to stay at home, he can't go out, watch anime and go to station B

In this way, he would not have entered the elevator, let alone fall directly from the elevator to Valoran, and it was still the Noxus Poor Kiln, for which he ate insects and rotten vegetables for two weeks, and sacrificed more than ten pounds of fat on his body, until one day he obtained a recipe, a thing called a gluttonous recipe, and a guide and a special space

Saying that it is a recipe is actually just a bunch of inexplicable memories that appear in my mind, all of which are made of many dishes, and they are all Celestial Empire cuisine, and the special space is a perfect preservation of various ingredients and dishes, and the spices in the space are complete, and he later called this special space 'fresh-keeping refrigerator'

Along with the gluttonous recipe, a phrase resounded in his mind, telling him to join the Noxian army, where he would not only be fed, but also earned, and could find clues back to Earth

Zhao Xiaopang is both familiar and unfamiliar with this world, he knows that this is the Valoran Continent, and he knows that this is a bizarre world, all kinds of heroes control this world, but that is only in the game, from the 'League of Legends' know some brief information, until Zhengzhen came to this world to know how big the difference between the game and reality is

For example, his regiment leader Rui Mengmeng is not cute at all, but very ruthless, don't be too cruel to kill people, a sword and a child

He spent almost two years in the army, during which time he made a lot of money from his Yangzhou fried rice recipes, and he also found that the dishes he made not only tasted great, but also had special features

Take mapo tofu as an example, the general mapo tofu is much more delicious than the general one, and there is nothing special except for the slight dryness, but once the mapo tofu made in advance is stuffed into the 'fresh-keeping refrigerator', it changes after taking it out, and it is extremely hot and dry to eat, and it can even breathe fire. The Art of the Howe Fireball

Zhao Xiaopang has no intention of being promoted at all, and he doesn't care about the so-called honor and meritorious service at all, he just wants to find a way to return to Earth as soon as possible, and then return to Earth with gluttonous recipes and live a life of drunken paper and gold

However, after two years, except for following the invasion of one country after another by the Noxian army, one land after another, there is still no clue about the way to return to Earth

Zhao Xiaopang is not only a dead fat house, but also a greedy and afraid of death, he is more eager to live than returning to the earth, but it seems that this is not an easy task, such as now

He was surrounded

Just a copycat version of 'Fire Escape. Hao's Fireball Technique did kill a lot of people, more than two slaps, but only killed a dozen or so people, which didn't change anything at all in this war, but made him extremely dazzling

"Be careful, everyone, this fat man is a great magician"

"When did there be more of this person in the Noxian army, why have you never heard of it?"

"Don't let your guard down, this guy will kill more than a dozen of our brothers with one move, and his strength is very strong."

A group of people surrounded Zhao Xiaopang, not to mention forty or fifty people, but they didn't dare to attack rashly, so they surrounded it and closed the encirclement little by little

On the other hand, Zhao Xiaopang himself didn't seem to be square at all, he held his head high, a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth, he reached out and pulled it into his arms, and a plate of mapo tofu appeared in his hand

"Everyone, be careful, he's going to put that trick on the other again"

The surrounding crowd was so frightened that they immediately took more than ten steps back, looking at Zhao Xiaopang vigilantly

However, Zhao Xiaopang didn't pour the mapo tofu in his hand into his mouth for a long time, just holding it like that

I can't see anything from the outside, but in fact, my heart is already messy

"The baby has a bitterness in his heart, but the baby can't say it, I have a CD for special skills!!"

Now it's completely supported by acting!

The crowd approached little by little, and the sweat drenched his back

Is it going to be in this GG?

No, you can't die here

It's better to die than to live, and there is a way to survive

Zhao Xiaopang gritted his teeth and took a deep breath

"Retreat, he's really going to breathe fire this time"

The encircling crowd retreated again

However....

"Rui Wen, Rui Mengmeng, come and save your husband, I'm dying!!"

A loud shout resounded through the three armies, and the echo lasted for a long time

"No more.... No more..... Come on... Finish... up..."

quiet

After a brief silence

'Whoa......'

"Dig a groove, when did Zhao Xiaopang have a leg with the general?"

"Strong! Invincibility! ”

"If you don't accept the water and soil, just obey him!"

Even if it is under siege, the Ninth Legion is still shocked to drop its jaw, this news is not small, although Rui Wen has a captivating posture, but what is more famous than her beauty is her character, ruthlessness is the best interpretation, as long as it is the enemy of Noxus, even if the other party is still a child, she can swing the giant sword expressionlessly

It is difficult for such a ruthless general to be picked up by an inferior soldier without being surprised

'Bang bang bang...'

At this moment, a figure broke out of the encirclement and galloped towards the place where Zhao Xiaopang was

Who else could it be if it wasn't Ruiwen?

I saw that she broke through the layers of enemy troops with one person and one sword, and arrived at the place where Zhao Xiaopang was in a moment, and then flew and kicked Zhao Xiaopang, Zhao Xiaopang flew out without surprise, rolled on the ground several times, and then lay motionless on the ground

"Zhao Xiaopang, I'm going to pull out your tongue today"

Hearing this, Zhao Xiaopang didn't dare to continue to pretend to be dead, turned over and got up

"Hehe, isn't this just to let you save me, I have no choice, I have no choice, I have to dissipate your anger, and I will make fried rice for you every day in the future."

Zhao Xiaopang smiled all over his face and hurriedly explained

But it seems that Ruiwen didn't buy it, her face was frosty, and she walked over step by step

The steps are not fast or heavy, but every step seems to be stepping on Zhao Xiaopang's heart

"Are you really going to pull my tongue out?"

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but sweat down again, this time it was a real pill! Rivien is definitely not kidding!

However, at this moment, a figure swept towards Raven like lightning

"Stepping Forward Chop"

'When'

At the last moment, Raven raised the giant sword in her hand and collided with the figure, making a metal collision sound

Then he drew his giant sword and slashed at the other party, but the figure did not resist, and retreated, as fast as a frightening wind

was attacked by someone, Ruiwen was furious

"Who's named?"

Zhao Xiaopang had been watching not far away, and exclaimed in surprise when he saw the figure clearly

"Torso, uh.... Wrong, it's Yasuo."

He had long black hair on the back of his head, a shabby dark blue shirt and trousers, iron scaly shoulder armor, and a sword-like weapon tied around his waist

Isn't it Yasuo, the Swift Sword?

"It's just a swordsman, and his name is not enough to worry about"

"Hmph, a swordsman who only sneaks up? I don't know the name of the young people."

"Thou shalt die as easily as a hand"

"It's not a small tone, and what I'm best at is to stop violence with violence."

After saying that, Ruiwen raised the black giant sword and jumped forward, taking the lead in slashing it with a sword

"It's too slow"

The greatsword slashed down, only to slash Yasuo's afterimage, splashing a puff of mud and leaving a pothole the size of a football on the ground

didn't hit with one hit, Rui Wen had long expected this, and swept the giant sword sideways at the moment, without dragging the mud and water in one go

'When'

The two weapons collided again, and the latter pulled back again

"Swordsman, are your swordsmanship all used to escape for your life?"

"Look for death!"

Yasuo was actually angered by Rui Wen's words, obviously he was very confident in his swordsmanship, or rather obsessed, and could not tolerate others to slander him

The next moment, Yasuo turned into a phantom and stabbed straight at Rui Wen

One fast, one heavy

The speed is as fast as the wind, leaving only an afterimage between advance and retreat, and the sword is tricky

The heavy power is strong, and the broad giant sword is not only powerful in swinging, but also offensive and defensive

The two of them have their own strengths, and for a while, no one can help the other, and the sound of metal collisions flashing and 'clanging' in the afterimage is endless

And the soldiers of the two armies next to him also involuntarily gave up a wide open space, this is a battle between the two heroes, not a stage for them to be a miscellaneous fish

But there was one person who didn't back down

That is Zhao Xiaopang

Not only did this guy not retreat, but he also sat on the ground and watched the play

"Lightspeed QA vs. 5E in one second, tsk! This steel chopping flash is very tricky, fast and ruthless, this is all prevented, flow batch! It seems that our top order is not vegetarian, and the dance of folding wings with one hand makes the furnace perfect, as if there is no folding wings now....."

Zhao Xiaopang not only watched the play, but also acted as an amateur commentator, spitting everywhere

", my top order is too big!"

I saw Rui Wen sweep Yasuo away with a heavy sword, and then jumped high and slashed towards the other party, at this moment, Rui Wen's black giant sword suddenly burst into green light, and one by one mysterious green runes jumped on it, and the sword body more than doubled, and then suddenly accelerated in the air and slashed straight down towards Yasuo

'Bang....'

Dusty

A sword full of great power missed, and a large pit deep enough for a man was cut in the ground

Next, the originally stalemate of the battle situation also began to tilt

Rui Wen was unstoppable, advancing again and again, and Yasuo was forced to retreat again and again

Finally, under Ruiwen's three consecutive sweeps, Yasuo was swept out by the giant sword and rolled out more than ten feet

It was too late, and when Yasuo hadn't landed yet, Rui Wen swung her giant sword and swept out in the direction of Yasuo, and then stretched out her left hand and waved it forward

"Wind Slash"

I saw three huge green blades appear out of thin air, flashing with dazzling green light, with a whirring wind, and attacked straight towards Yasuo, about to hit Yasuo and tear it apart

"Wind Barrier"

At this moment, Yasuo raised his long sword and swiped with one hand, and a wall of wind made of gas appeared in front of him

The green blade slammed into the wall of wind before vanishing

Yasuo spun in the air, standing firmly on the ground, his brow furrowed

"Wind Riding Swordsmanship! Who taught you this? ”

Rui Wen stared at Yasuo without answering

Obviously, she didn't have any advantage in the fight just now, the opponent's strength was unfathomable, and she used a wall of wind to block her fatal blow, and it was not easy to win

'Phew.... Bang'

At that moment, a sharp whistling sound pierced through the sky and burst straight above

A large blood-red twin axe marker appeared in the sky

"Roar...... Our support has arrived."

"Long Live Noxus!!"

"Kill all the Ionian minions"

However, in the next second, one green jar after another fell from the sky

'Boom'

With a deafening roar, one pit after another emerged, and one after another warriors were scattered with flesh and blood, and all the corpses could not be left behind

The earth trembled and wailed