Chapter 1: Sister Bird, who aspires to be an SSR

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Once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, and there lived an old monk in the temple, and the old monk said to the little monk: "Although the world calls us monks, remember that you are the last onmyoji of the Luwuliao clan."

"Oh" the little monk pretended to recite the scriptures, in fact, thinking about the cartoons in the bed, and then the old monk died, leaving a temple, a book, a pen, a picture, a array, a bird, the will is to let the little monk carry forward the temple!

The name of the temple is "Ashiya Shrine", which enshrines a statue of a bird god, and whenever there is a pregnant woman who is about to give birth nearby, she will ask her family to come to worship and sacrifice, but she does not ask the gods to bless her peace, but prays to the gods not to harass her life; Legend has it that people who can see this mountain nearby but have not made offerings, and many fetuses have died in the family, so although the reputation of this temple has spread far and wide, everyone talks about it!

The title of the book is "Demon Jade Painting Talisman", which records the ancestor "Luya Daoman", teaching the yin and yang art of drawing talismans to remove spirits, but most of them are incomplete fragments, the old monk practices hard every day, and the little monk yawns on the side, laughing at his reason for making a mystery, pretending!

The pen name [Painting Magic Brush], the old monk is said to have said that this is the Yin and Yang Treasure left by the ancestor "Luya Daoman", which can be sent by "painting demons and ghosts and painting gods", and can also draw various mana runes "Town Demons Town Ghost Town Gods and Demons"!

The name of the painting is "Yin and Yang Ten Thousand Gods", which depicts the shadows of various gods, some of them open their teeth and claws, and some dance with knives and halberds, although they can't see the faces and expressions of the gods clearly, but they are enough to feel the powerful murderous aura and divine power that penetrates into it!

The name of the formation is "Shishen Summoning Array", every time the old monk bragged to the visitors, he always said that this array was sealed with two thousand years of mana of the bird god, once it was opened, the sky was dark, and the hundred ghosts cried, but no one ever believed it.

The name of the bird is "Gu Bird", its appearance is similar to the chicken, it is the sacred bird that the temple has raised for two thousand years, the old monk kneels down to it every day, the little monk sharpens the knife Huo Huo on the side, always thinks about eating chicken every day!

That's right! There is also a little monk named "Luya Daowei", visitors all say that he is smart and clever, can speak well, and his mouth is so sweet, but he was born lonely, like a reed drifting in the wind by the river, so the old monk gave him a nickname: Lu Wei

There are two generations of officials and rich people in the world, and now that the old monk is dead, the little monk instantly became the "second generation of the temple", and his choice in the face of the shrine heritage is to pack and take it away, and go to the distant bustling metropolis "Heianjing", the outside world is very exciting, and he wants to go out to see; And he believes that only by really going out can the shrine be carried forward!

As the saying goes, if you can run a monk, you can't run the temple, the smart little monk thinks it's not a problem, and sells the temple as a plate, just because the government has long wanted to build a scenic tourist area here! Then the Yin-Yang Technique and the Ten Thousand Gods Diagram were taken away, and the Shishen summoned the little monk to ponder for a long time, but there was no reaction and decided to give up. As for the chicken that has been raised for 2,000 years, of course, it is to kill and stew soup, and it is good to go on the road when you are full!

"Master~ Lu Wei will obey your orders and carry forward our Luya Shrine" The little monk Lu Wei looked at the sacred bird who was locked in a cage on the side, holding a kitchen knife in his hand, "But Master, you didn't say how to carry it forward, and the apprentice thinks that it is contradictory to stick to this mountain and carry forward your will"

"Cluck, cluck" The divine bird is really spiritual, seeing Lu Wei holding a knife in his hand, he flapped his wings in the cage and screamed!

Lu Wei turned his head to look, licked his lips and smiled: "Master, didn't you say that we are onmyoji, then we are not monks, hehe, it should be no problem to eat a chicken."

After Lu Wei put incense in front of the old monk's grave, he began to prepare to kill the chicken, and suddenly a gust of wind made the rooster dance, and Lu Wei was directly rolled into the sky!

Lu Wei was brought into the shrine by the strange wind and thrown into the Shishen summoning array, and in an instant, the sky was dark and the ghosts cried, so frightened that Lu Wei hurriedly begged for mercy, "The kid has eyes and doesn't know the true god, and the great god of the bird spares his life."

The divine bird flew into the summoning array, with a divine light shining in its eyes, and solemnly walked in front of Lu Wei, and let out a woman's voice, "You are bound to my present life, the last one among the Onmyoji of the Luwu Liao clan, rest assured that I will not kill you easily"

"Huh" Lu Wei breathed a sigh of relief, and his little fate was saved.

"But if you can't make me the god of the SSR, you just wait to see your master," Gu Shouniao threatened coldly, not sounding like a joke.

“SSR?” Lu Wei had never heard of it.

"You don't care so much now, use your divine power to summon me" Gu won the bird's wings and knocked Lu Wei to the ground, and the "Demon Jade Drawing Talisman" in his package fell, "Turn the book to the first page, and then read it to me a thousand times"

Lu Wei picked up the ancestral yin-yang technique "Demon Jade Drawing Talisman", only to see that the first page of it was written the first volume of the secret volume of metaphysical summoning, and read aloud [Gu Hou Bird is the most beautiful SSR in the world] a thousand times!

Lu Wei glanced at the bird in the distance, God is so beautiful!

"What are you doing? Read it to me," the bird urged!

"Gu Won Bird is the most beautiful SSR in the world, Gu Won Bird is the most beautiful SSR in the world......" Lu Wei couldn't escape now, so he had to read it, but he knew that he didn't have much magic at all, and he could only use some tricks passed down by the old monk to bully and bully the little monsters passing by.

In the end, Lu Wei's mouth was dry, and after reading it 1,000 times, there was no change in the entire formation.

"Great God! After completing the mission, then I can go, right? Lu Wei said and wanted to slip away.

"Slow down, turn to the second page for me" Gu Xuaniao held a feather as sharp as a knife and rode on Lu Wei's shoulder!

Lu Wei swallowed his saliva, turned to the second page, and saw that it was written on the second volume of the secret book of metaphysical summoning, and read aloud [Gu Won Bird, I love you] a thousand times!

"Gu Won Bird, I love you" Lu Wei thought that he was planted here today anyway, and he should finish his work early and leave early, so he read it out loud!

"You! You don't have to be so loud, be careful of being heard by other gods, people haven't been in love yet" Gu Xuaniao blushed, her wings were clamped under her crotch, and her body was shy and twisted!

Lu Weisheng has no love, he has never seen such a brazen bird!

In the end, Lu Wei faced a bird's shyness towards him, and completed the reading of [Gu Hou Bird I Love You] a thousand times, and grabbed the package without saying a word, "I'm sorry! I'm in a hurry to go first."

"Wait! It's never too late to do the last step. Gu Huoniao's eyes flashed red, and he looked like he was going to eat people, and suddenly flew in front of Lu Wei to block his way.

"Lady Bird God! I'm just an orphan who has no father and no mother, and has been lonely since childhood, how can I have any divine power to help you become a god" Lu Wei complained bitterly, looking pitiful, "You can do it, I haven't eaten meat, I haven't drunk alcohol, and I haven't even held a girl's hand, so you can pity and pity me, let me live."

"It's okay! After following my sister, I will wrap you with big fish and meat, and the wine and beauty will be inexhaustible.

Lu Wei sighed, it seemed that he didn't meet the requirements of this nerve bird, and he really couldn't leave today, "Don't!" Please don't follow me in the future, and say whatever you want me to read. ”

I saw Gu Xuaniao slowly close his eyes, blushing slightly and feeling shy, "Don't speak, kiss me!" ”

Lu Wei gasped, what kind of metaphysics is this? Kissing a sharp-beaked bird, thinking about Lu Wei makes his hairs stand up, and it is his first kiss!

Gu Huoniao closed his eyes, pouted his pointed beak, and leaned towards Lu Wei, who stared at the exit behind it, and could only let it out! Lu Wei closed his eyes and leaned forward to kiss Gu Huoniao, and then ran away, rushed out of the shrine, and fled down the mountain in a panic!

In the sky above the Ashiya Shrine in the rear, the wind and clouds are changing, and the last golden light falls in the shrine summoning array!

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