Chapter 2: Sexy Aunt Black Silk
On the car entering the city on the mountain path, Lu Wei sat in the last row, holding his comic villain book and watching it with relish, and fantasized about entering Kyoto and becoming a manga artist!
"Hey! Have you heard? The Ashiya Plague Shrine was demolished by the government."
"Demolished? That's right. How did I hear that it was a god who was manifest and saw a golden light from the sky, and then the shrine disappeared?"
"It's just that I pity the little monk Lu Wei on the mountain, I don't know how he is now? I remember that when my wife gave birth, he also gave our family a beautiful message "Dragon and Phoenix Annunciation", and it turned out that my daughter-in-law was really a dragon and phoenix fetus, and the mother and child were safe."
"Yes, yes, yes! I remember the little guy too. When you see a man, you call a handsome guy good, and when you see a woman, you say that a beautiful woman is so beautiful, and she is cute! My daughter-in-law still wanted to take him as her godson, but the old monk refused."
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Lu Wei listened to the chatting of the local passengers entering the city in the car, if it was really a shrine demolished by the government, it would be fine, because the shrine was indeed sold to the government by him; But if the shrine disappears after the golden light falls from the sky...... Lu Wei was scared after thinking about it! But although everyone doesn't have a good impression of Ashiya Shrine, the evaluation of him is not bad, and Lu Wei is also happy in his heart!
Lu Wei's sweet mouth is famous in this piece, every time he goes up the mountain to visit the temple, he almost never forgets to bring him delicious and fun, Lu Wei's sweet mouth is like this, the more he practiced, the more refined he became!
"Master, the apprentice will definitely obey your orders, carry forward our Ashiya Shrine, and sell this small temple in the mountains, which is just my first step, I plan to move to Kyoto in the future, and we will build a big one." Lu Wei clasped his hands together and prayed in his heart, silently reciting in his heart, "So master, you can go with peace of mind, don't appear or send any little demons to scare me"
"Shhh Suddenly, the car braked suddenly, everyone was shocked, only to see the car door open, a black silk leg stepped up first, and then a young woman wearing a sexy skirt, hot body, beautiful as a demon, walked into the car with an umbrella, the old driver and the whole car man seemed to have lost his soul, his eyes stared straight at her motionless!
The sexy and enchanting woman slowly twisted her body and came to Lu Wei, and then sat directly beside him, and the male compatriots in the audience instantly cast fiery and jealous eyes!
Lu Wei swallowed a mouthful of saliva, smelled the aroma of the woman next to him, and instantly recognized who it was, "Aunt!" ”
"Call Auntie!" The woman smiled and grabbed Lu Wei's little hand, gently snatched the comic book in his hand, and then smashed it with a "bang", which frightened the whole car's face!
"My book!" Lu Wei was about to cry, it was a comic book he had bought after saving money in the temple for a long time! Gu Xuniao next to her seemed to be very angry, probably because of the people in the car, she just tore Lu Wei's book with her hand, otherwise it would be Lu Wei who tore it by hand!
"A small life should be more important than a book," Gu Xuanao said coldly, "Driver! Why don't you drive yet? ”
The "Huhu" car engine started, and the old driver hurriedly stepped on the accelerator and drove towards Kyoto, at the same time, Gu Yuniao waved his hand lightly, condensing a small enchantment in front of him, covering Lu Wei and her in it, shielding the audio-visual of the people in the car with an illusion!
Along the way, Gu Hou Niao maintained a kind smile, Lu Wei was frightened, the situation seemed to be very bad, and he felt that Gu Hou Niao was about to ...... at any time It's going to be a cannibal rhythm!
"Auntie...... My good aunt" Lu Wei broke the ice with a smile, "Auntie, you must have become an SSR, right?" ”
"Huh" a sharp feather, shot directly at Lu Wei, gave it a position, Gu Won Bird's black silk legs straddled Lu Wei's body, and fixed the whole thing, "Stinky boy!" You really can't open any pot."
"Good aunt! Which pot did you boil? Lu Wei hurriedly asked, he concluded that Gu Hou Niao would not kill him, after all, in the shrine before, Gu Yu Niao had already said that Lu Wei was the only onmyoji in her current life who still had bonds!
Gu Shouniao used his knife-like feathers to provoke Lu Wei's chin, "Do you know that your escape makes me very sad; And what's even more sad is that you actually sold the shrine that I had been running for 2,000 years, causing me to fail and become an SR Shikigami! ”
"Auntie, I was wrong, when I go into the city and make money, I will give you the most luxurious land in Kyoto, and build you the largest shrine in Kyoto" Lu Wei begged, he already regretted selling the shrine, but who would have thought that this shrine really lives in God!
Gu Xuniao stared at Lu Wei blankly at the moment, "You! Do you say that again? ”
Sure enough, the gods took a fancy to their own shrines, and they didn't have to make drafts to brag anyway, Lu Wei said again: "When I go into the city and make money, I will give you the most luxurious land in Kyoto, and build you the largest shrine in Kyoto."
Gu Huoniao hugged Lu Wei, and then tears flowed out uncontrollably, "Woo, it's been two thousand years!" No onmyoji has ever dared to assure me like this. If I can have a big shrine in Kyoto, I'll be able to become an SSR! ”
"Huh! But Auntie, I don't dare to guarantee when it will be realized" Lu Wei continued to be confused, not to mention repairing a shrine in Kyoto, even if he bought a toilet, he would have to go bankrupt for I don't know how many years, Lu Wei's flag is deeply trapped!
"As long as the Pantheon is activated and the gods on it are put in place, we can fulfill any wish," Gu replied with great joy.
"Pantheon!" Lu Wei took out the painting of the inheritance from his bag, and slowly opened the "Yin and Yang Divine Diagram", which was originally a dark shadow pressed by black pressure before, but now it has activated the painting of a god, a hideous divine bird!
"Hee-hee! This is me," Gu Bird pointed to the mythical bird on the picture.
Lu Wei was stunned and compared the birdman in the picture with the big beauty sitting beside him now. it! God's disguise is too good!
"Auntie! I didn't expect you to become a human, it's really good-looking" Lu Wei admired, wanting to have a good relationship with this Gu Yu bird, after all, this is a god!
"Oh, it's not pretty!" Gu Huoniao covered her face shyly and smiled happily!
Lu Wei coaxed Gu to get the bird, then it will be easy to do next, ask a little more about the Onmyoji and Shikami!
"Auntie! You always say that I am your thousand-year-old bond, the only remaining onmyoji" Lu Wei looked serious and asked for advice, "Can you tell me what's going on?" ”
"Your boy's full name is Ashiya Michiwei, and he is a descendant of the Ashiya clan, and your master is a descendant of your Ashiya family's closed disciple and temple keeper, and I fought in Heiankyo two thousand years ago, and I signed the following Shishishen bond with your family's ancestor, Ashiya Michiman" Gu Yu Bird slowly recalled, "The war was extremely tragic back then, and many people died and Shikigami died, and finally activated the Yin and Yang Pantheon Diagram to make a wish, seal the gods and let the war subside"
"I see!" Lu Wei touched his chin, "Then how to activate this pantheon map?" ”
"There are two kinds of activation: one is to kill the corresponding Shikin and seal its god into the map, and the other is to kill the right way god god and let Shikigami sign a contract with you and become your Shikkai" Gu Bird said about the cruel activation method of the Pantheon map.
"Then now that you're out again, auntie, are you going to fight again?" Lu Wei exclaimed.
"The Battle of Heiankyo is rumored to be reincarnated in two thousand years, and when more Shikin is summoned from the seal of that year, this battle will definitely be fought again" Gu Xuaniao nodded solemnly, "So now you have to start practicing Yin and Yang Techniques for me, otherwise I will be easily killed by others, I will definitely be laughed at by the gods, and then my reputation will plummet, and even the god rank will fall to the N-level, and even fall back to the demon road"
"And life-threatening? Aunt! Can I opt out? "Lu Wei wanted to go into the city to experience the life of the metropolis, and he once dreamed of being a cartoonist, but now he is inexplicably involved in the battle of Heiankyo, and he feels that he will not live long!
"Woo!" Gu Xue bird cried, "You! You're just disgusted that my strength and god rank are too low, and I'm very uncomfortable if I don't become an SSR."
Lu Wei couldn't resist Gu Huoniao's tears, and besides, there were so many people in the car, although there was an enchantment, but Gu Huoniao was embarrassed to cry Lu Wei!
"Auntie, I really don't mean to dislike you" Lu Wei thought about it at the moment, Gu Hou Bird returned to the god position, if he hadn't sold the shrine, I'm afraid Gu Hou Bird could really be the god of SSR, and now Gu Yu Bird's situation, Lu Wei feels that he has to bear the main responsibility!
"Auntie! I will be responsible for you," Lu Wei said firmly, "I will repair the shrine for you again, and let you become the god of the SSR!" ”
Gu won the bird's tears and hugged Lu Wei, "Hmm! I will also assist you to become the legendary great Onmyoji."
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