Chapter 303: Don't Look at Indecent Things, Don't Listen to Indecent Things

Lighting the oil lamp, Ha Lian churned in the kitchen. Find out the ingredients and make three bowls of batter. Other than that! There was also a pot of pancakes.

"If you can eat it, you're a rice bucket!" Helian took out a bowl of batter and took out the pot of pancakes.

"Eat! The god of the stove made it for you! ”

Helian put the bowl of batter on the table, and put the pot of pancakes aside.

Confucius glanced at Helian, but without speaking, he looked towards the pancake with some impatience. Forthwith! Tear off a piece and stuff it in your mouth and chew it. And then! Picked up the pen again and quickly wrote on the bamboo slips.

What are you writing about?

Ha Lian was curious and looked upward. Outcome! She was a little ashamed, and she didn't recognize a dozen of the dozens of words she saw. Since the words are not recognized, it is impossible to connect the contexts.

"What are you writing about? Ghost Drawing Talismans! Ha Lian muttered.

Confucius ignored her and continued to write quickly, and after writing dozens of words, he put down his pen and said while serving the batter bowl: "I have read an ancient book in the past few days, and I want to write it down from memory." Unfortunately! I'm stupid, I haven't memorized it completely, and there are a lot of words I don't know, so I can only write a rough one from memory! ”

Talking! Confucius took the bowl and drank the batter, and his mouth made a "squeaking" sound.

"Oh! You don't even know each other, huh? You're writing nonsense! No wonder I don't even know the words written! ”

Only then did Helian understand, why didn't she know more than a dozen of the dozens of words she saw? And also! The context is not continuous.

Confucius didn't say anything more, drank the batter in the bowl, tore another piece of pancake and chewed it in his mouth, and continued his writing work. This! He removed the bamboo slip in front of him, brought another roll of bamboo slips, and wrote on it.

"What's this about?" Ha Lian poked her head over again and looked upward.

"Don't look at it!" Only then did Confucius remember that there was another person behind him. Quickly got up embarrassed, covered it with his hands, and didn't let Helian look at it.

"What did you write? It can't be another ghost drawing, right? Helian teased.

"My thoughts! Idea! Immature thoughts! Confucius explained embarrassedly.

"Are you so inferior? You? What else to write about immaturity? Just don't write it! Go to bed! This winter, sick? You? ”

"Young people have to have ideas! There is an idea for the future! Please don't bother me! You're going to sleep, you're going to sleep yourself! I'll finish my thoughts again, okay? Thank you for the meal, delicious! ”

As he spoke, Confucius tore another piece of pancake and put it in his mouth and chewed it. And then! Regardless of what Helian did, he concentrated on writing again.

Helian looked at it, didn't understand what Confucius wrote, thought it was boring, and walked away. And then! He came back and took the bowl from the table and went to fill a bowl of batter.

"There's still a bowl in the pot! Eat it while it's hot, and I'll go to bed! Helian put the bowl on the table and went to the bedroom inside.

I thought: What do you mean? You let me sleep? Where do I sleep? I'll sleep in your bed! Hey! You nerd! Hey! Hey, hey, hey......

Seeing that Helian entered the bedroom, probably going to sleep, Zi Nian, who was standing under the window outside, was so angry that she stomped her feet!

Hello! You're warm in the room, and you're leaving me alone outside to get cold! I was miserable by you?

You? You're a friend! You?

"Meow! Meow! Meow! ……”

Zinian was so anxious that he stomped his feet, and in desperation, he had to learn to meow under the window! His eyes, without pausing, looked inside.

Hearing the cat's meow, Confucius put down his pen again and seemed to listen very carefully.

Zinian was afraid that Confucius would hear that it was learned by people, so he stopped shouting.

After Confucius never heard the cat's meow again, he picked up the bowl and went to the kitchen to eat the remaining bowl of batter. And then! Then he washed the bowl and pot. When I returned to the side of the table, I ate all the remaining pancakes.

"It's delicious!"

"Rice bucket!"

Zinian and Helian were almost at the same time, scolding in their hearts.

As for the meals just now, Zi Nian estimated that it would be difficult for him to eat them all at once.

Helian didn't sleep, she just wanted to tease Confucius. When she entered the bedroom, she stood in the darkness and looked at Confucius in the hall in front of her.

Don't say it! But the more I look at it, the more I feel that this person is not ordinary! It's true! It's not that the husband said that he is a saint in the future, this person really has the potential of a saint! Don't say anything else! Let's just say that his earnestness in reading and writing is worth your study and attention!

"This man is not handsome! His face is full of skin wrinkles, but his size and figure are still okay! Tall! The figure is also very shapely. If you don't look at your face, at first glance? If you look at it from a distance, it's a tall and handsome beautiful man! ”

Looking at it, Helian is a little nymphomaniac.

Zinian was learning to meow outside just now, and she knew that Zinian was reminding her, but she wanted to play tricks on Zinian and deliberately pretended not to know.

After a long time, Confucius still didn't feel anything at all, and continued to write his thoughts, recalling the ancient book and recording the ancient book.

Helian couldn't hold back a little and decided to take the initiative and test this nerd again.

I thought: I still don't believe it? He's not a man? I came to a beautiful stove god, and he didn't say anything? Don't have a color center? Hey?

She took off her clothes, leaving only a small close-fitting pocket, and ran out of the bedroom.

"Where is the hut? I'm going to the hut! ”

At the moment when she took off her clothes, Ha Lian felt that it was very cold and had to hold her arms with both hands.

Confucius raised his head and looked towards the river lotus. Seeing the appearance of Helian, he was stunned. And then! With another look of disbelief, he fixed his eyes and looked at it. After making sure that I was not mistaken, I looked away.

"There's a urinal in the corner, urinate first, and take it out tomorrow morning and pour it out!" Confucius bowed his head and replied.

"You're looking at me, huh? Am I pretty? Ha Lian asked.

"Don't look at indecent things!"

"Hey, hey! Are you so serious? Then do you plan to get married in the future? You don't look at whether your wife is beautiful or not? Don't look at indecent things, blow the lamp on the day of marriage, and the black light is blind? ”

"Don't listen to indecent acts!"

"Humph! You really are incorrigible! Nerd! Ha Lian stomped her foot angrily and turned to go to the room.

Encountering this kind of nerd, it really made her convinced!

I want to tease him, but he ignores you!

Ha Lian, who was shivering with cold, got angry while getting dressed and prepared to leave.

"Meow! Meow! Meow ......"

Outside! The meow of a cat was heard again.

"Call! Call! Call you a big-headed ghost? Call! Helian scolded.

Zi Nian saw that Helian didn't play Confucius when she used the "beauty trick", and couldn't help but snicker.

At this time, he! Shivering with cold. But when he saw Helian's seductive woman's figure, he became hot on the spot.

Cold! He had forgotten about it.

(End of chapter)