Chapter 304: Confucius had a marriage contract

Helian got dressed, came out of the bedroom, and when she passed by Confucius, she snorted: "Hmph! ”

The sound of panting is hula hula.

Only then did Confucius raise his head, look at Helian, and ask, "Aren't you the god of the stove?" You? You've changed back, huh? ”

"Me?" Helian scolded angrily: "I'll change your head! Change! ”

Finished! Walk briskly to the door.

Zi Nian, who was standing under the window and looking inside, was very happy when he saw Helian coming out. It is! In this cold world, you are warm in the house, leaving me alone outside to suffer the cold.

"Where are you going? You? Seeing that Helian was really leaving, Confucius had to get serious.

"You want to care?"

"Not? This? Confucius explained, "Am I not busy? I? I don't have time to send you back. It's a big night! There's a wolf out there! You? You'll be eaten by wolves when you go back alone! You? Are you afraid? You? ”

"You want to care?"

Ha Lian said, but her steps stopped.

Heart: What does he mean?

Is he keeping me? Use wolves to scare me?

Hey! A saint is a saint! Poker face! Just scared a woman into leaving without daring to leave, so she left people at home for the night?

This is a high-IQ crime!

"Aren't you the god of the stove? Have you changed? You? Confucius laughed.

"Humph!"

"I knew it! Where am I so lucky? Can you meet the god of the hearth? Got the mercy of the Stove God? Hey! Go ahead? Which girl are you? Who is the last name? Who asked you to come? Say! ”

"So you know I'm a fake stove god?" Helian turned around, faced Confucius, put away her anger, pretended to smile, and asked with a grin.

"You are not afraid to offend the god of the hearth, to offend the gods! You? ”

"My husband (Jun) said, "No! There are no gods! There are no gods in this world! ”

Helian almost slipped out of her mouth, saying "My husband said". OK! The reaction was fast enough, and he changed his tune.

"I'm skeptical too? Are there any gods? So! Let's not talk about the goodness of the gods? What if so? Let's talk about life first! Raw is visible! You said? Which village are you from? Where are the people? Who introduced you to my house? You? You? Speak to me in the voice? Why am I so familiar? You? ”

Confucius was a little skeptical: Where have you seen this beautiful woman in front of you? Why is her voice so familiar?

But he just couldn't remember it for a while!

He was a Confucian student, a person who played the trumpet for other people's funerals. How many years have he given countless people to handle funerals, he has been in contact with countless people, and there are many people who know him, where has the girl in front of him seen it?

Although it has only been more than three months since the last fight with Helian, after Helian went to the military camp to train, she has completely changed as a person. He couldn't imagine that this person was the former Helian.

"Men should get married, and women should get married. Aren't you married? Ha Lian smiled and walked back.

"I'm engaged!"

"You? Are you engaged? ”

Not only Helian was surprised, but even the fans in the live broadcast room were surprised: Confucius is a person with a marriage contract?

"Yes! It's just that I can't remember exactly! No! It's my mother who can't remember! Confucius frowned and said.

"How can your mother not remember the marriage contract that your mother set for you?"

"It's not my mother's order!"

"That's?"

"It's my father!"

"Your father?"

"My dad once said to my mother, my mother said? Maybe that's just a joke, right? Confucius said thoughtfully.

"Jokes?" Helian said: "The marriage contract can also be a joke? ”

Confucius thought for a moment and said, "That was a long time ago, before my father married my mother. It's a long story! Then! My father gave birth to my brother and was disappointed to find out that he was a man with a leg problem.

My father told a friend of Song that he really wanted a healthy boy to carry on his career. My father's friend of the Song Kingdom said: I support you! Let's renew the concubine room! Although I don't have a daughter to marry into your family, if I have a granddaughter, I will marry a granddaughter to your son, right? My mother said? Does this count as a marriage contract? ”

"This is also a marriage contract, huh?" Ha Lian exclaimed.

"My mother said! It should be counted! Words are trustworthy people! Be a man and pay attention to credit! People cannot stand without faith! ……”

Helian interrupted: "I don't know if there is a granddaughter in the family?" ”

Confucius smiled bitterly: "The point is! My mother can't remember clearly? Who is my father's friend of the Song Kingdom? ”

"Is this still a marriage contract?"

"But? This is not? I? Confucius smiled bitterly again. Then he said, "My mother said! Anyway, there's such a thing! I should be a married person! ”

"Do you think women want to go crazy? Want to blackmail someone's daughter, right? ”

"Me?" Confucius defended: "Am I that kind of person? ”

"You're not that kind of person? Who believes? ”

"I believe in myself! Conscience of heaven and earth! ”

"Hahaha!" Helian laughed wildly: "You still believe in yourself!" What's the use of believing in yourself? Others don't believe it! ”

"Those who are clear are self-purifying, and those who are turbid are self-turbid!"

"You're quibbling!"

"Girl, you can't be sure that I'm a quibble! Speak with facts! Isn't it? False accusations are not a no-no! It is also impossible to plant dirt and eliminate pesticides! ”

"You just scared me with a wolf! Do you want to keep me and take advantage of me? Isn't it? Ha Lian asked.

"Me?"

"Nothing to say, right? Isn't it? ”

"Me?" Confucius argued: "Am I not worried about you? There are many wolves outside at night! You're in danger on your way back alone! ”

"Then you send me?"

"It's just as dangerous for both of us to walk! Isn't it? What if you encounter a pack of wolves? Isn't it? ”

"You're a high-tech, high-IQ crime! You? ”

Confucius saw that Helian had to say this, and he had nothing to say, so he had to look at Helian with a blank eye, hoping that the other party would not misunderstand him.

"You don't have anything to say, do you? Isn't it? Hey! Hey! Show one’s true colors! Hey! Hehehehe...... "Helian couldn't help but feel proud when she saw Confucius deflated.

"Don't be rude! Don't move! Girl, you can sleep on my bed! Even if you share the bed with me, what's the matter? ”

"You? You're going to have to make inches! You? ”

"Qiu is just figurative! If you really stay! Qiu won't sleep tonight! Qiu is just about to read and study! You can't sleep in bed alone, right? ”

"You call it step by step! You! ”

"Me? Qiu is telling the truth! ”

"Can I watch you freeze over you at night? Am I in your bed? Not yet? Calling you to go to bed and sleep? You? You're not trying to take advantage of me? ”

"Don't move! Kongqiu won't mess around! This is not? A cold day? In order for the girl not to freeze, do you keep the girl? For the sake of the girl's safety, did you keep the girl? ……”

"Gotta get it! You've got a point! Kongqiu! I'll tell you the truth! You? I don't believe you! Are you still a saint to come? You don't deserve it! You've touched my breasts......"

"You? Who are you? ”

"River Lotus!"

(End of chapter)