"Knock knock-" With a continuous knock on the door, a crisp girl sounded outside the door, "Anyone?" ”

[Yuwen Xiuce: Did you actually ask someone...... Wrong, you should have said knock-knock, Soul Light! 】

[Bing Miao: Don't make trouble, the stalk of Chinese jokes wants to forcibly go abroad before they are played? Well, take the medicine first......]

With a look to send Xiuce away, Bing Miao asked in the direction of the door, "Who?" ”

The people outside the door continued to knock as if they hadn't heard.

[Yuwen Xiuce: Stupid? Didn't you hear the "ho" question, it's time to shake off the baggage! 】

[Bing Miao: Do you think I shake off the chair? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: ......]

Bing Miao turned her head to Xiu Ce and asked, "Who?" ”

For Xiuce, this kind of problem does not need to go through the complex nervous system above the neck at all, and relies on the mitochondria of any cell to make a decision-

"Sleep? Sleep ——! ”

[Yuwen Xiuce: Look at my stalk, it can be called a big mess between China and the West...... Ahem, the big fusion! 】

Bingmiao didn't bother to reason with him, so she raised her hand and went to pick up the chair. At this time, let Xiuce's closest friends call his long-dormant intelligence!

"Who's coming?" Yuwen Xiuce immediately shouted, and when he was finished, he put on a look of grievance that I had told you many times.

"The password is so shameful, I really can't say it......" Bing Miao's gaze still didn't leave her chair.

[Chair:, Lao Tzu is not a password, why do you say that the password is ashamed to look at Lao Tzu's dry egg! ] 】

Yuwen Xiuce consciously walked away a little, about the distance between two basic attacks and one skill, and said: "Say it earlier, you, I won't change it if you say it earlier, how good is the password set before-how good is the chest circumference?" Tsk, what a situation, you can also set up a super butler service that automatically opens the door when it detects a sphere above D~"

After finishing speaking, the outsider suddenly didn't realize it, and the knock on the door was still the same, but the door gave a reaction.

From a position about half a meter high on one side of the room, the scene outside the door began to be projected - Shusha was holding a stack of papers in her hand, frowning and knocking on the door with some reluctance.

A while ago, Xiuce installed an intelligent butler system on the door, under the pretext that "young people in the new era must get used to the convenience brought by high technology, otherwise what is the difference between them and the primitive natives with bare butts". But the problem is that even with this high-tech gate installed, Bing Miao didn't feel any difference between Xiu Ce and the primitive natives......

[Yuwen Xiuce: It's not that I'm talking about you, just your observation, what else do you say is no different from the native?!] When my ass is bare, my ass ...... The ass is clean! 】

No matter how someone quibbles, this excuse can't show the slightest sincerity at all, with Bing Miao's understanding of him, he must have planned to wait for his absence, and peep at the surging crowd in the corridor alone......

Yuwen Xiuce: "Framed!" It's definitely framing! ”

Bingmiao said quietly: "I removed a high-resolution far-infrared fluoroscopy imager from the gate framing probe two days ago, and there is a megaT-level hard disk connected to it. ”

Yuwen Xiuce suddenly realized, and slapped his thigh, "I'll just say-"

Seeing Bingmiao's disdainful gaze, his voice gradually lowered, as if talking to himself, "I'll just say, why is the equipment just installed not good, and it hasn't been recorded at all for three days after it was turned on......

"Shusha, are you coming in?" Bingmiao smiled and opened the door, this kind of thing of hospitality naturally can't be expected from the deep well ice in the house, especially when receiving female guests.

"No, I just have a form to fill out." Shu Sha twisted out two sheets from a stack of paper and handed them over, "The Survey of Travel Intentions of Young College Students in the Imperial Youth, you can fill it out according to the instructions on the form, but you must write your real name." ”

……

"That's what the school trip is going to be?" After sending Shu Sha away, Bing Miao threw the watch on the table.

Xiuce didn't even have the interest to take a look, and spread his hands, saying that the school management wanted to introduce it without giving up the archway, and obviously wanted to ask himself where he wanted to travel, but he just made a so-called fig leaf of the questionnaire and barely covered his navel.

[Author: What the hell is covering the navel? Are you sure you didn't mean to say belly button? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Covering the navel can be ...... Ahem, you can protect the dantian! 】

Bing Miao returned to the computer and said, "Then where do you want to go?" ”

Yuwen Xiuce pretended to be mysterious and said: "Keep it secret for the time being." But don't worry, when have I ever let you down. ”

Bing Miao: "That's what you say...... Yes, but not you, but your discipline and lower limit have never let me down! ”

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Retracting her gaze from the floor-to-ceiling windows, she expertly tied her long, loose hair back at the back of her head, and the change in hairstyle meant that she was about to return to work from a brief break in relaxation.

"The next bill is ......"

She muttered to herself, hypnotically forcing herself to get into the state quickly, and opened a file in her hand.

"Fuck Your Movie Dream" Film Company's Product Plan for the Next Quarter

When she saw the name of the company, a ...... immediately came to her mind A face with a mosaic.

[Author: Ahem, I'm not targeting anyone, just to prevent spoilers! ] 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Use mosaic to prevent spoilers? ] Speaking of mosaics, in addition to me, there is a second person in this book who is eligible for this kind of treatment? 】

"What the hell are you going to do?" The corners of her mouth curled slightly, and she suddenly became a little curious about the content of the plan.

Flipping through the pages one by one, the expression on her face gradually changed from the initial banter to surprise.

"Making a movie?!"

"Here?"

"Use them?!"

"Fuck your movie dreams!" The woman laughed and burst into a foul mouth.

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The government has been busy lately. As an island country with tourism as its mainstay, supplemented by fishing and food processing, Jiazhou does not have many local residents, after all, the natural environment and social resources determine that it is more suitable for leisure and vacation in certain seasons of the year, rather than settling down to make a living.

In addition to its natural beauty, Jiazhou is also located on the edge of the empire, and it is more and more like the government of a country to be a neighbor of such a behemoth that does not pay attention to the people at home, and the government institutions that are already sparsely populated and somewhat idle.

On closer examination, the integrity of its government functions is not even comparable to that of ordinary county towns in the empire.

The only thing worth mentioning about the government of Gazhou is the Miraculous Department of National Security and Civil Rights Protection of Gazhou, which was specially set up to ensure the safety and order of tourism, and which employs more than half of the total civil servants.

Of course, among the people, they have a euphemistic and affectionate name - the Jiazhou Administration.

Abbreviated as "Continent Management......

[Yuwen Xiuze: knock-knock! 】

[Author: ho's-there? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: UMALE! 】

[Author: UMALE-ho? Who is it? Dry Hadi, if you don't know who I am, come knock on the door, knock on something! What about me here? I'm going to kill you! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Chengguan. 】

[Author: The phone you dialed has been turned off - sorry, the-subscriber-you-dialed-is-poered-off......]

[Bing Miao: With all due respect, I watched it twice and didn't see anything funny......]

[Author: When I was a child, I went to the library to borrow 'world humor', and guess what?] 】

[Bing Miao: What's the matter?] 】

[Author: I don't see anything funny! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Hahahaha, this is good! ] 】

[Author: Thank you~]

[Yuwen Xiuce: This posture is good, it deserves to be the best newcomer of the year, and it can be on the hot list as soon as it goes to the sea, and it really deserves its name! 】

[Bing Miao: Do you want to kill him?] 】

[Author: Forget it, for the sake of him being too addicted, spare him......]

Without further ado!

[Bing Miao: Do you still have the face to hit these four words?! 】

Gossip...... Just say almost!

The responsibilities and powers that can be exercised by the Continental Administration are somewhat similar to those of the police agencies of other countries, and even in terms of the equipment and investment of anti-riot equipment, it has shown a completely asymmetrical determination with the size of the country and its international status, and all standards are in the forefront of the world, which is also one of the important dependencies for it to become a world-class tourist destination. But even if it tries its best, it can't bridge the gap between its neighbor, the Empire's civil service system with a similar name, in terms of individual combat capabilities. You know, the ...... on the Empire's side What's the matter, it's generally empty-handed, and being able to wear a uniform is considered well-equipped. As for the strongest combat power of *Guan, the legendary elite sequence - "contract worker", it is even more comparable to the existence of nuclear weapons.

And the reason for the anxiety of the Jiazhou government, which was already short of major generals, was that a large tour group from the empire was about to arrive.

As Jiazhou, which has always relied on tourism to eat, an ordinary large-scale tourist group will naturally not make them feel at a loss, but if it is a key national university in the empire...... Ahem, it's not a big deal, as long as a certain chief doesn't make a mess in the team.

If you speculate on someone's lower limit, the word "mess" can be reasonably understood as "running naked on the plane", "locking all the toilets and taunting the plane with diapers and bare buttocks", "handing over used and full diapers to boys", "instructing beautiful female students how to put on and use diapers correctly", including but not limited to: requiring an eight-engine giant airliner to glide at ultra-low turtle speed above a celestial beach......

[Eight-engine jumbo airliner: ultra-low altitude? Turtle speed? Why do you skate!! It can only be said that Lao Tzu can do it...... It's just trying to make the posture of my fall a little more beautiful! 】

It's just that the above speculation based on someone's daily performance is reasonable, but it has wronged Yuwen officials.

[Yuwen Xiuce: Hahahaha, this name is good, I will forget about hacking me before~]

Since he got on the plane, Yuwen Xiuce has been under the dual supervision of Bingmiao and the author...... Ahem, have fun playing the game.

As for making trouble, Xiuce really didn't have the opportunity to harass the flight attendants and female classmates at all, and even the flight attendants who took the initiative to provide services were taken away by Bing Miao in advance. For this reason, Bing Miao even endured the flight attendant's sentence "You don't have to come over, just leave his affairs to me", and the flames of gossip and the excitement of discovering the little secret were projected in her eyes.

Because the seats on the plane were difficult to disassemble, Yuwen Xiuce successfully avoided the disaster.

[Yuwen Xiuce: Damn, the flight attendant provoked you, why did you say that I avoided a catastrophe? 】

[Bing Miao: Because there are no chairs...... Actually, I think titanium suitcases can also be replaced temporarily! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Hey, hey, hey, if you knock it down with the suitcase, it will contradict what the author said before, "avoid a catastrophe"! ] 】

Friendly reminder: The word "avoid a catastrophe" above has been deleted.

[Yuwen Xiuce: Damn, this is to have more water...... People delete words are few words, and there is one more sentence to you! 】

Someone who had a strong desire to see something happen during the school trip was acting very honest, but he was still the source of all the confusion, or at least to blame for some magical decision he made.

Compared to this decision, it is not a big deal to set the location of the school trip in Gazhou, or even to determine the travel list of the school trip.

The magical decision was-

Thank you for watching, and the next episode will be cheap...... Ahem, goodbye!