Chapter 23: I don't know what to name, so I just type a few words, anyway, you know the title here!
The magical decision was-
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[Yuwen Xiuce: You're big, why don't you want to be cheap in the next episode just after writing two lines? ] You're cheap enough in this episode! 】
The magical decision was-
There are no security personnel on this school trip.
(Someone wants to say that the author, you are going to talk about it again, Yuwen Xiuce's identity does not go out with security?) Even if he promises, others can agree?
On the question of, I just want to say...... When you see this, are you still so surprised...... )
It is indeed impossible to give up security, and all Yuwen Xiuce can do is reduce the security force on the surface (after all, a bare-chested teenager is struggling with his head held high...... Ahem, followed by a group of fierce men, this picture is really ...... Where Xiuce can't see, the security measures are still the same, and especially worse. But this is always a decision that makes the organizer Alexander - whether it is the Imperial Film and Television School or the government of Jiazhou, there is a feeling that the sky will descend on the people.
It is said that Secretary Li is really sick this time,...... Worry about the sick.
[Author: Words...... With such a decent tone and writing, if you can still read some other flavors, your three views are no better than a certain strategy~]
[Yuwen Xiuce: A certain strategy...... Men's or women's restroom? I remind you, you answer this question well! If the answer is correct, I can still consider forgiving you! 】
[Bing Miao: Yuwen Xiuce...... Smell...... Toilet...... Is this the right way to interpret it?! It turns out that from the moment you got your name, you are destined to be on the road of perversion and never return! 】
【Yuwen sniffing ...... Ahem, Xiuce: Don't get me wrong......]
[Bing Miao: Then you explain! 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: uh...... Actually, it's not limited to the women's toilet, ahahahahaha! 】
[Bing Miao: If I can still have a sense of substitution after reading this book, I will ......]
[Author: Are you really convinced? ] 】
[Bing Miao: Just call the police to catch the pervert, the soul is light! 】
Get back to business.
Yuwen Xiuce did not carry any attachés on this trip, nor did he take a special plane. In the old man's opinion, not taking a special plane is even more dangerous than not bringing an attaché. But a certain policy doesn't feel any problem, in his words, I am still a chick, and there is no sign of that, it is likely to be in the initial stage of that and will be for a long time, so, with the author's bad taste, it will not let me get rid of it so easily.
Relying on someone's nonsense naturally can't convince the old man, what really makes the old man nod and agree is the recent dynamics of a certain mechanized unit of the empire - it is about to go to the sea near Jiazhou to conduct a live-fire exercise mission, and at that time, it is only necessary to temporarily raise the defense level to the wartime level, with the individual armor secretly made for the little rabbit cub, even if the enemy general will blow up the plane, he can also be kept safe and sound.
Hey, it seems that something has been revealed inadvertently.
In fact, Kidney Treasure is not as spicy as it is easy to use~
[Yuwen Xiuce: Is this what you revealed? It's my solo armor, my soul is light! 】
At this time, as a ...... As long as the word comes out, the author who will not delete it will be killed, and he must come out of the round!
Here, what I'm going to say is -
Exciting plot, stay tuned!
Ahem, the book is back to business.
Even on the imperial side, to be precise, the Yuwen family has made all preparations - there are already a large number of mysterious people stationed in Jiazhou in advance, and even openly deployed in many government departments. But as an innocent government of Jiazhou, it still can't get rid of the bitter end that if this young master has a scratch and bump, he will inevitably have to take the blame. For individual government dignitaries, this pot is not thrown over by others, helplessly falling on themselves, and having to carry it so simply, but directly pressed to the ground by someone, and welded the pot on it with a high-temperature welding torch, deep into the flesh and blood, dissolved in the blood, rooted in the bone marrow, sacred and inseparable!
This is definitely not a back pot, this is especially pregnant with a pot!
The camera pans to the airliner.
Bingmiao was a little bored in the first class cabin. Of course, it would be inaccurate to say that the place he was in at this time was first class. Strictly speaking, this is the "I'm too lazy to make up names, anyway, no matter how you make it up, you will think that the water is not as good as Lao Tzu, let you see the real water, let you see" large Airbus specially prepared for special passengers.
[Yuwen Xiuce: Super Cang...... I know it's a typo, but why is there still a kind of rush to see ***......]
The so-called super is because it is deeply loved by the broad masses of the people......
[Bing Miao: Isn't it a clerical error......]
[Yuwen Xiuce: Ahahahaha, Bingmiao, look, I'm right, when I take a plane, I want to be bare~]
[Bing Miao: You get up from your seat and try it!] 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Hahahaha, Qing's words are very heartfelt——, cough cough, Aiqing, please stop being angry! ] 】
The so-called super cabin is not just a simple improvement in comfort, although its layout is more like the luxury of a private jet than an ordinary first class, but the core is its safety - completely independent space, one-way passage that requires a very high level of security, and a safety cabin with short-range flight capability, which can be separated from the entire passenger aircraft at any time, and is designed to reach the aerospace level.
Even in such a safe and comfortable place, Bing Miao still seemed a little restless, and even the latest fashion magazine (special issue of the human body) carefully selected for him by Xiuce could not calm him down.
[Bing Miao: It's because you stuffed me with a yellow book in front of everyone that I couldn't sit still, my soul was light! 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: That's the case...... Wouldn't it be better to watch the film? 】
As it turns out, even in a supercapsule, it's not always that safe.
With Bing Miao's rank, he obviously wouldn't really be unsettled because of a relatively large fashion magazine, even if this magazine was deliberately stuffed to him by Yuwen Xiuce in front of several beautiful flight attendants.
[Bing Miao: Don't take what I'm saying like you! 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Heh——, I'm the one who basks in a yard of swimsuits every summer? 】
[Bing Miao: Cut——]
[Yuwen Xiuce: You dare to say no! 】
[Bing Miao: It's like it's only in the yard! 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Hey, who is that, you come out, no, I talked about giving me the part of the beast in terms of character design! ] 】
[Author: There's nothing wrong with you, you're in charge of the beasts, and Bingmiao is in charge of the ......]
Bing Miao, who was in charge of dressing, fell into the confusion of a smart person at this time.
If a person is accustomed to the hardships of facing all kinds of unexpected situations, when he suddenly enters a state of smooth sailing, or that everything is going well, he will be very vigilant and hint to himself - is he ignoring something? Is there something wrong with it? Isn't there a bigger and more terrifying thing brewing happily, ready to strike a thunderous blow to this peaceful and enjoyable little ant?!
Sources of thought...... There's no need to sell it at all. All of this was naturally caused by a certain Fukai Ice who was playing a game seriously with his bare butt. Just fifteen minutes ago, he had tried to open the sealed glass window, in the name of increasing the air flow around his hips in order to better enjoy the "moment......
[Yuwen Xiuce: Hey, don't be so literary and artistic, master, I just want to open the window for me every day! ] 】
There is no need to say much about someone's hopeless lesions......
Even taking his past medical history into account, Yuwen Xiuce's actions still puzzled Bingmiao.
He was the one who proposed the study trip, he was the one who set the destination in Jiazhou, he was the one who didn't bring an attaché, he was the one who didn't take the special plane and caused a series of chaos, and now he is honestly sitting in the seat and playing games abnormally and seriously!
[Author: Bing Miao, what you said makes me very sad, the plot unfolds is all Xiuce, as if this book has nothing to do with me......]
[Yuwen Xiuce: Don't make trouble, this book began to run automatically by AI half a year ago, I don't believe you take out the outline of your two-line words, right, is it starting to be different from the preface onwards~]
[Author: Two lines...... Have I written so much? 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: The title of the book and the name of the protagonist, these are two lines! ] 】
[Author: I'll take it, it's really alas! Hahaha, I see who will dare to say that Lao Tzu didn't write an outline in the future! 】
Get back to business.
After setting the target of suspicion on Xiu Ce, with Bingmiao's IQ and understanding of someone, a series of inconspicuous but really problematic things slowly emerged.
Long trip without a harem?
Although under the strong intervention of the author's king, someone can only watch but can't eat, but the last trip without a harem, especially a lady from the main palace, when was that? BC...... Ahem, before middle school.
What's even stranger is that no one came over and quietly asked him something......
You know, I'm a gold medal nurse with many years of experience in psychiatric nursing!
What is the daily dressing and feeding, the treatment is often cared for, the water is delivered, the medicine is delivered, and the self-harm is prevented from breaking hands and feet when the disease is seriously ill.
Could it be that Xiu Ce made a mysterious mystery, not to go to a tryst before Zangjiao in the outer gold house, but for other purposes? Otherwise, there is no reason for the ladies of the main palace to be so reassured.
[Yuwen Xiuce: Why are you so suspicious that you suspect that I am going to visit the spring?! It's so hard to just look at it and not eat, I'm going to lack a lot of heart! 】
[Bing Miao: Judging from daily performance...... Your mind lacks much more than that—much more! 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Hey——! It's just that there is too much missing, and the "more" in the back is too hurtful! 】
[Bing Miao: Ahem, the plane is too big, there is an echo!] 】
Bingmiao doesn't like to guess Xiuce's thoughts, firstly, because the two belong to different worlds, and normal people speculate on the thoughts of mentally ill people without authorization, which is extremely irresponsible to their own brains and three views; Moreover, if you continue to explore with Yuwen Xiuce's unexpected actions, you will often arrive at a very peculiar place.
When it is said to be peculiar, it does not mean that there are people like Xiuce who think differently from ordinary people, or who don't like to dress and cover their bodies, and are full of yearning for returning to primitive nature, but that it is different from the human society in the eyes of the public.
If Bing Miao were to try to describe it, it would be called the "outlet of humanity"—a gathering of hypocrisy, indifference, malice, and creatures who strictly adhere to strange rules as the truth of the world.
Bing Miao really didn't want to use the word human to describe the settlers there, and even from a biological point of view, he could only agree that they were carbon-based creatures like himself. This complicated feeling is like making him admit that the bare nerve disease who lives under the same roof as him is a normal person.
If all the possibilities that lead to speculation about the dark side of human nature are removed, then there is only one plausible explanation for the purpose of this trip - someone is making one last false and unrealistic attempt to get out of his old life.
An explanation that sounds ridiculous, but to a certain extent, echoes someone's particular condition.
[Yuwen Xiuce: Bing Miao, the next time you have an inner monologue, can you not say it quietly? It doesn't matter if I'm thick-skinned, but what do you want the flight attendants standing next to me to think of me! 】
[Bing Miao: The flight attendant looks at you? It's all now, and you still don't think it's a problem with you not wearing pants?! 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Is it my bare face? Haven't seen enough after watching it for so long? Then I'll get closer and show them a good look, come-]
[Bing Miao: - come to the pot of boiling water! 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: ......]
In short, for Bing Miao, what she has come to is safe, anyway, what Xiuce doesn't need the most is the needless care of others.
Come to think of it, ahem...... To be precise, speaking of which, Bing Miao finally closed her mouth in someone's white eyes, picked up a somewhat rough printed book from her hand, and looked back at it with interest.