Chapter 542: Love's Touching Head Kills
When he received the "touch the head to kill" task, Vardy was a little dumbfounded.
What the hell is this Nima mission?
It has always been only Buffon who touches his head and kills others, and now you let me touch Buffon's head to kill him?
What a spoof!
However, now that the system has given the task, Vardy feels that he should not be hypocritical, it is also a task anyway, and the task reward is also good.
Unlike Buffon's head-touching effect, the task-rewarded special effect head-touching seems to be of great help to Vardy.
When the defender defends himself, the defensive effect will be reduced to varying degrees.
It's just that if you think about it from another angle, they couldn't prevent Vardy in the first place, and they went from being unstoppable to being even more unguardable, what is the point?
The task punishment is very cheating, depending on the meaning of the system, if you can't complete the task this time, then it is estimated that you will not think about scoring goals when you face Buffon in the future.
Sure enough, the system has intermittent convulsions, and the convulsions are very undisciplined, and they even forget their own purpose.
......
Although Vardy was in good shape during this week's training, he was actually a little absent-minded, because he had to plan how to brutally kill Buffon.
You can't just swagger over and let Buffon bow his head in front of him, and then play as much as he wants, right?
Even if Buffon is okay, the Juventus fans in the stands can kill themselves.
In real life, touching other people's heads is mostly because they like it, and it should be the elders touching the heads of the younger generations and peers, which is very embarrassing.
It is a fact that a woman's feet, a man's head, are uncomfortable to be touched by others.
So how can Vardy touch Buffon's head in a reasonable way?
It's a conundrum.
Of course, at the same time, there is also a very important point, when planning to touch Buffon, you must also guard against Buffon, and you can't let him kill him, otherwise it will be very embarrassing.
Well, it's better to have an entry point.
Who is familiar with Buffon?
Materazzi must be well acquainted.
Okay, that's it!
......
In the dressing room at the Alp Stadium, Vardy pulled Materazzi and muttered.
"Tell me about Buffon later, I'd like to talk to him!" That's what Vardy said to Materazzi.
Materazzi didn't care, although Vardy is already the world footballer, it seems normal to have a sympathy with Buffon, the world's best goalkeeper, just to get to know him.
So Materazzi readily agreed.
Soon, players from both sides appeared in the passage of the stadium, ready to line up to enter.
Originally, the time in the player tunnel was when the players on both sides of the game were chatting about the past, and everyone found familiar players and chatted a few words, as long as they were not absolute mortal enemies, the atmosphere would generally seem very friendly.
Buffon and Materazzi do have a good relationship, the two are partners of the national team, one is the backbone of the defense, the other is the god of Dinghaimen, and they must be in frequent contact on and off the field.
Materazzi remembered Vardy's request and pulled Vardy to Buffon.
"Hey, Gigi, how are you doing?" Materazzi greeted Buffon casually.
Buffon's name is Gian Luigi, and his friends will call him Gigi.
Buffon made a strange expression at Materazzi with wide eyes, and he also looked relaxed.
That's when Materazzi introduced Vardy to Buffon.
"This is Jamie, I think you should know!"
Vardy smiled at Buffon and held out his hand.
Buffon was a little surprised, but he also reached out and shook Vardy's hand.
He mainly didn't know why Materazzi introduced him to Vardy.
But now it's not a big problem, looking at Vardy's almost immature face in front of him, I sighed in my heart, at this age, Vardy has already created incredible results, it's unbelievable!
Of course, Vardy is much younger than Buffon, especially this tender face, which makes it difficult for Buffon to put Vardy on the same level as himself.
So, habitually, Buffon reached out to Vardy......
Love's touch to kill!
Of course, Buffon certainly didn't have the maliciousness, just a habitual way of expressing like.
But the point is, Vardy can't stand it!
Stop!
Don't touch my head!
Vardy quickly shrank his head and flashed to the side, and his eagerness was so great that he almost fell without getting his balance right.
Vardy's reaction was so big that both Buffon and Materazzi were stunned, and they didn't understand Vardy's movements at all.
Looking at Buffon's expression, Vardy sneered and explained: "Well, I've been losing a bit of my hair lately, so I don't really want anyone else to touch it!" ”
This explanation is unsatisfactory, but it is also plausible, so Buffon is not too skeptical.
Vardy rolled his eyes, and suddenly said: "Maybe I've been with Rooney for a long time, and I've been infected and started to lose my hair, so I envy people with particularly thick hair, Mr. Buffon, your hair is very good, I really don't know how you take care of it, can you let me take a closer look?" ”
Buffon gave an awkward but polite smile, is it really good to talk about this topic before the tense game?
But Buffon thought about it, and lowered his head a little to show Vardy, it wasn't a big deal.
Vardy didn't expect Buffon to be so cooperative, and he didn't have to bother to make excuses, and he instantly burst into laughter.
Trembling and stretched out his hand, like a Parkinson's patient, and as if he was reaching out to a girl for the first time.
Under Materazzi's horrified gaze, Vardy finally put his hand over Buffon's head and began to rub and rub his short hair, which was not too long......
The expression on his face was extremely comfortable, comparable to ascending to an immortal.
Buffon collapsed and said okay just to look at it casually, why are you so passionate?
Balotelli next to him was really scared, he felt that Vardy was like someone who was about to climax at this moment, he was really afraid of an impulse, Vardy took off his clothes and corrected Buffon on the spot.
"Almost, right?" Buffon lowered his head and asked embarrassedly.
Vardy replied with an "oh, oh" and took his hand away.
Anyway, this wave is not a loss!
I can count this as killing Buffon with a touch of the head, right?
You know, when Buffon touched other people's heads, he was not so passionate, nor was it so lasting.
If the system still doesn't admit it, you will definitely not be done with the system.
For the time being, even if he continues to touch Buffon's head in the game, it will only be entertainment, not a task.
With the referee's whistle, this focus battle officially kicked off.
I have to admit that Juventus's heritage is still there, which is also an important reason why they quickly returned to the first group after returning to Serie A.
It's like now, they have their own pride, even if they are no longer the former rulers of Serie A, but they still will not look down on themselves, let alone face the enemy as a weakling.
After the opening, Juventus took advantage of home advantage and launched an onslaught, as if they were not facing the mighty Inter, but the Serie A belly.
Speaking of Juventus, it is really hard to use a set of second-rate midfield configurations to play the effect of first-class midfield configurations.
The veteran Nedved is on the left, Camoranesi is on the right, and Zanetti and Almiron are partnered in the middle, which doesn't look like a big team's configuration.
It can't be helped, because of the phone gate and the second division year, Juventus' financial situation is not ideal, and they can't attract big-name players for the time being.
Of course, there are actually good stars on the bench, Marchisio, Chiellini and others can't play the main team now, and the future is theirs.
Juve, who had the home advantage, attacked for more than 10 minutes, but the real threat was only a handful, and under Inter's mature defensive system, Juve's attacking knife was obviously not sharp enough, even inferior to Roma.
Inter goalkeeper Cesar only made one save, which was not very difficult, and Piero's shot after cutting inside was not strong and very positive, and was held by Cesar.
This kind of weak attack is inevitably sad in the hearts of Juventus fans, even if they are fully mentally prepared, but when they see that the team cannot compete with Inter Milan head-on, they still can't suppress their sadness.
Ten minutes later, Juventus's offensive slowed down, Inter Milan took advantage of the pressure and began to fight fiercely in the midfield, and a few minutes later, Juventus, who had no follow-up, began to lose and was given the initiative in the midfield by Inter Milan.
It is also inevitable that Juventus not only have a weak midfield, but above all are not creative, even Nedved, he is not the kind of player who can send a scalpel straight at every turn, he is more known for his tenacity.
Although Inter's midfielder looks drooping and old, as long as he is in good physical condition, once the old arms and legs of the old guys are thrown up, it is not a joke.
In the 17th minute of the first half, Inter Milan's first shot of the game posed a great threat to the Juventus goal.
Figo broke through on the left, Vardy retreated and quickly linked up with Figo, and the level of tacit understanding between the two made people can't help but exclaim.
Figo went down, Vardy rushed to the goal to outflank, and suddenly took away the attention of the Juventus defenders, and no one expected that Figo did not push the small penalty area, but inverted the triangle to the big penalty area line, Cambiaso, who had been ambushed there, had been waiting for a long time for the cannonball, and directly hit the goal with a heavy gun, the momentum, as if to kick the ball out.
Any team with a heavy gunner in the midfield is the most advantageous addition to the tactics.
Don't look at Vardy's own stunt for a heavy artillery shot, but he and the heavy gunner work together seamlessly.
Rushing into the small penalty area to press the opponent's defense and create space for his teammates can also pose a great threat to the opponent.
At Manchester United, the heavy gunner has Paul Scholes, and now at Inter, Cambiaso is also good.
It's just that Cambiaso's heavy cannon was slightly over the crossbar and almost scored, which really made the Juventus players break out in a cold sweat.