Chapter 541 - Masturbation Joint

It is foreseeable that in the future, in the major rallies and demonstrations in Milan, there will be an obscene figure smiling and stretching out all kinds of evil hands, and countless girls will be disgraced and scream in horror.

Did you teach the child badly?

But at this time, Vardy didn't have time to care about Balotelli anymore, because he himself fell into the whirlpool of public opinion again, although he was not very worried, but he was tired of being asked every day, right?

It's not that there is any mess again, it's completely unwarranted.

Manchester United have a tradition of hanging pictures of the team's famous names on the club's walls for the players to pay their respects and enhance their sense of pride.

However, in recent years, almost no photos of the players have been hung on the wall, and not even the stars of the Class of 92 have done so.

However, it is not known who suddenly proposed to hang Vardy's picture on the wall, because Vardy has done too much credit to Manchester United.

There is nothing wrong with that.

Over the past two seasons, Manchester United have achieved the epic achievement of two consecutive Champions League titles, a goal that no other superhero has achieved since the Champions League restructuring.

You know, before that, Manchester United had only won the Champions League twice, once as a Busby boy in the Middle Ages, and once as the Class of 92.

Winning the Champions League twice was due to a group of outstanding stars, however, even if they were outstanding, they failed to complete the feat of winning the Champions League twice in a row.

But in today's increasingly competitive modern football, Manchester United can achieve this feat, which is definitely the most incredible thing in world football.

And to say that Manchester United really have the absolute strength to defend the title?

Apparently not.

Without Jamie Vardy, United would not have even been able to make it past the Champions League group stage in the first season, let alone win the title;

In the second season, when the Reds suffered a series of injuries, it was Vardy who almost single-handedly led the Reds to the final and the title.

It can be said that without Jamie Vardy, Manchester United's two Champions League trophies would not have been possible.

Manchester United have not even produced the World Footballer of the Year in their history, and Jamie Vardy has already won the highest individual honour in world football during his time at Manchester United and helped the Reds make new history.

Perhaps in terms of status, Vardy is not as good as many celebrities, but when it comes to contributions and accolades, then Vardy even surpasses any player in Manchester United's history.

From that point of view, Vardy certainly deserves to hang the picture on the wall.

However, there are plenty of opponents, and their biggest argument is also very valid, Jamie Vardy's short time at Manchester United and his departure from the club are not qualified.

As soon as this argument came out, it was immediately attacked by fans.

Who sold Vardy for money?

Do you think Vardy is willing to leave?

A big controversy has not only unfolded within Manchester United, but even spread to the entire European football world, and all the melon-eating masses have expressed their opinions, and the noise is extremely lively.

Countless journalists wanted to know what Jamie Vardy thought about it, whether he wanted to hang his picture on the wall, or did he hold a grudge against Manchester United and didn't want to have anything to do with the company.

Vardy didn't expect things to be so big, it's just a small question, okay, is it all too idle to do anything?

Although he was accustomed to being chased and intercepted by reporters, this time Inter specially arranged for him to be interviewed, so he had to speak.

Maybe the Inter club also has its own considerations, and at this time Vardy has to say that it is best not to have anything to do with Manchester United in the future, at least this can give them a little psychological comfort.

Compared with the influence of the giants, it is obvious that Manchester United is stronger than Inter;

Compared with the influence of the league, the Premier League has also surpassed Serie A;

Manchester United also has a group of Vardy's good friends, who are more attractive to Vardy;

If Alex Ferguson does return to the position of Manchester United and shouts from the top of the list, it is entirely possible that Vardy will return to Manchester United and return to his mentorship.

If that happens, it's a tragedy for Inter.

So in order to avoid tragedy, it is better to cut off all ties between Vardy and Manchester United.

Well, the old man of Ferguson should take care of his old age, don't go back to the rivers and lakes, the rivers and lakes are bloody and bloody, and they are really not suitable for the elderly.

In the interview, Vardy was very calm because he knew he couldn't go back to United, at least not recently.

"I would be honoured if Manchester United were really willing to put my picture on the wall, but I would say that it really has nothing to do with me and I don't think too much about it no matter what Manchester United do!"

'It's a lot of fun at Manchester United, but I'm also happy at Inter, I'm a guy who just goes with the flow!'

"However, in order to avoid embarrassment, it's actually better not to do it, otherwise I really can't imagine what it would be like for a new member to to my photo, at least I'm getting goosebumps all over my body!"

Indeed, Vardy feels uncomfortable when he thinks about it, and although this rule has been abolished for now, maybe one day the team boss will pick it up again?

I shudder to think about it, the young players stand in a row and look intently at the pictures on the wall, you face this, he faces that, count one, two, three, everyone come together......

I'm afraid that the range of the little player against Vardy is too far, and it will be too embarrassing to shoot directly in Vardy's face in the photo.

So, in Vardy's tendency, it's best not to hang up a picture of himself.

The reporters didn't expect that there was nothing to be said about the incident itself, but Vardy inadvertently revealed another one.

Jerking?

In front of a picture of a star on the wall?

Oh my God, how did they do it!

When the reporter reported the news exclusively, it immediately caused an uproar and the whole world was a sensation.

It turns out that Manchester United has such absurd and unbelievable rules.

How can the Manchester United players stand it?

Many people thought that Vardy was talking nonsense to change the topic, however, as many Manchester United stars stood up to endorse Vardy, everyone found out that it was true!

Nima, so you're like this Manchester United!

It's horrible!

The impact was so great that a small number of the Academy dropped out of the academy and they were afraid that one day if they did get promoted to the first team, the veterans would make them do something so shameful!

The incident has even sparked a lot of discussion in the education community about whether this practice will cause serious psychological trauma to the young players......

Manchester United was also caught off guard, this rule was originally implemented a long time ago, and the class of 92 was the last.

But I didn't expect to be reminded of the old story now, and it feels like Manchester United is like the Holy See in the Middle Ages, maintaining an old-fashioned and cruel rule, which is incompatible with modern society.

Even for a long time to come, Manchester United scouts went out looking for good seedlings to bring back to the United Academy, but most of them were rejected, and the reason for the rejection was very simple - I don't want to to the pictures of the stars on the wall!

Manchester United really want to cry without tears!

Of course, Vardy is just telling the truth, at most there is a little bit of ridicule, and there is no discrediting of Manchester United, even Manchester United fans find it very interesting!

Even if this is the case, it comes and goes as quickly as it comes, and it seems that the only thing that is not so good is Manchester United, because they have been given a new nickname by many neutral players - Masturbation United.

Later, the "price raiser" was affectionately called "I raise";

So now "masturbation" is also affectionately called "I masturbate"......

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Finally, Inter Milan ushered in a big match, away to Juventus.

To say that Juventus's results after being promoted to Serie A are not bad, although they are far behind Inter, but at least they are tied for second place in the standings with Roma, ahead of AC Milan, for a promoted horse, this achievement is something to be proud of, of course, but Juventus is not an ordinary promotion horse, and it cannot be generalized.

In terms of the lineup, Juventus is much worse than Inter, even if Juventus still retains the team that won the Serie A championship a few seasons ago, but the decline in overall strength is inevitable.

Nedved is old, a 35-year-old veteran, and you still expect him to fight the whole game?

Piero is not young anymore, the 33-year-old Prince Zebra no longer has the spirit of his youth, even if Piero scored 21 goals in the previous season and won the Serie A Golden Boot, but the combat effectiveness is not half a star compared with the young.

Of course, Juventus also has a young player Gianluigi Buffon in the team, and he lowers the average age, so it seems that Juventus is still full of vitality.

This game can be said to be the alternate battle of the new order of Serie A, the most direct collision between the king of the past and the king of the present, so it has attracted the attention of countless people.

However, for Vardy, facing Juventus, purely from a competitive point of view, may be the same as facing Verona in the previous round, there is no difference, at most the game will be a little more difficult to play, that's all.

Juventus are not special, they are also just a football club, and since they are in front of Inter Milan, Vardy's only goal is to knock down their opponents and win.

The essence of football is simple, the pursuit of the final victory in the game, and then the joy in the process.

Of course, if there is something different about this game, it is that Vardy can watch several of Juventus' older stars remember.

Nedved can't play for a few years, Piero is about to go to the Australian Super League, even Trezeguet is almost unable to gain a foothold in Serie A, and no matter how good the star is, he can't withstand the ravages of the years.

Only the youngster Gianluigi Buffon has been guarding the gate of Juventus until he is old.

It's actually good to be able to play with these superstars in your lifetime!

It's just that Vardy didn't expect that before this game, he would suddenly receive the task of the system.

"System task: In the game, use the head to kill the young Buffon, and break the metaphysical effect of Buffon's head touching!"

"Quest Reward: Special Effect Touch Head Kill"

"Failure Punishment: From now on, Buffon will automatically shroud the passive effect of touching the head and killing, and the chance of breaking the goal will be greatly reduced!"