Always shines brightest on the pitch, says Jamie Vardy.

A game that may have been uneventful, and even Inter did not play a main game, but it allowed Vardy to play an amazing performance.

With a goal in his home and a hat-trick of assists, Vardy has made Serie A a training match for the team, relaxed and fun.

Catania is also helpless in this regard, in the face of the Great Demon King of Vardy, they really have no capital to resist.

In the two rounds of the league, Vardy scored three shots and three passes, directly leading the scorer list and assist list, and there was no intention of leaving a way for others to live.

Many people have said sadly before the league starts that there is nothing else to do with the Golden Boot this season, and Vardy, a Golden Boot professional, will definitely not let the Golden Boot go aside.

It's just that no one thought that Vardy might not only target the Golden Boot, but even the assist king was not ready to let go, otherwise how could the assist be so brutal!

......

Next, Inter Milan went to Greece to prepare for the Champions League group stage match with Panathinaikos, while Vardy could only sit quietly at home and watch the game.

I've heard of a game reimbursement due to injury, but I've never heard of a game reimbursement due to suspension, and Vardy has done his best.

Fortunately, Inter's Champions League group stage opponents are not strong, and without Vardy, Inter Milan will also be able to qualify smoothly.

Many people feel that since Vardy is missing the group stage, Vardy, who has won the Champions League Golden Boot three times in a row, will be destined to miss the Golden Boot of this Champions League.

There are six games in the group stage, a total of seven games in the knockout round and the final, which is equivalent to Vardy missing nearly half of the games, how can he still win the Golden Boot?

But there are still some people who believe that with Vardy's terrifying goalscoring ability, even if he only plays 7 games, he can still win the Golden Boot.

In previous seasons, there are usually very few people other than Jamie Vardy who have scored more than 10 goals in the Champions League, but is it difficult for Vardy to score 10 goals in seven games?

Vardy actually doesn't care if he can get the Golden Boot, last season and Inter fell in front of the group fight, this season, Vardy vowed to win the Champions League, the Golden Boot thing, just a smooth thing.

In Greece, Inter, who played their main role, did not drop the chain and won the game cleanly.

Ibrahimovic had a goal, Sneijder had an assist, and the midfield was well controlled, and the victory was almost unquestionable.

Even little Mancini, who was not in a normal head, did not do anything and played well, at least making the fans change their opinion of him.

Everyone knows that such a victory is actually nothing to be proud of, and the real test of Inter Milan is still in the second half of the season, and in a series of knockout games in the Champions League.

And just when Inter's season was off to a good start, Vardy also ushered in a big event, which was about the system.

The system update is over!

But Vardy was tempted to yell at the system – what the hell are you?

Vardy has to admit that he can have today's achievements in world football, to the greatest extent, it depends on the tease system, although he has paid the price of being a tease, but he has not been disgusted, this is definitely the system with the highest rate of return.

Even though Vardy has the experience of being a reborn, he can also use this experience to accumulate countless wealth and worry about food and clothing for the rest of his life.

But this does not satisfy the spiritual emptiness and does not help to realize one's ideals.

That's right, his ambition is to become a footballer, the best footballer, just like he has dreamed of countless times in his previous life, including daydreams.

So Vardy no longer sees the tease system as a flood beast, but as a companion, but this companion is a bit of a tease and doesn't like to play cards according to common sense.

He had long been accustomed to the existence of the system.

Enter the system to see your own list of features, Meizizi;

Look at the skyrocketing prices in the system and spit out;

When you receive the task, you will spray with the system for a while;

Enter the wishing system to make a shameful wish;

......

It's all things he's always done, and he's used to it, and it's part of life.

And now, the system actually tells itself that all this is gone!

If it weren't for the swear words that would have been blocked, Vardy would have opened his mouth to curse a long time ago!

"System prompt: Tease the system update is complete, cancel most of the links, only leave the system store, and everything else is fate!"

"What do you mean by fate?"

"System prompt: It's okay to tease, but it's okay not to tease; It's okay to win, it's okay to lose; It's okay if you have a task, or if you don't...... In short, the system has looked down on everything, from now on, please call me the Buddhist system! ”

Vardy is so confused, can you imagine that a system that has never known to tell itself to keep teasing and teasing and teasing has become the ghost that now doesn't care about anything?

"Are you sure I'm not teasing?"

"System prompt: It's all said that everything is fate, if you don't tease the host, it's hard to guarantee that I won't be punished by fate!"

Vardy rolled his eyes, and that was the same as not saying anything.

This system is also tsundere!

Or is it that this thing has nothing to do to go to the circle of friends to play, and then it was brainwashed?

At least Vardy feels like the system is missing a tendon!

So, is updating good or bad for you?

First of all, those messy links that I don't use very often have been canceled, and all I can do now is to enter the system to buy things.

Of course, the list of traits you rely on is still there, but now you don't know how to get the new features!

According to the system, it may be that the tasks are all casual, and the task rewards are also casual, which completely depends on the character.

It wasn't much of a loss, but it didn't do much good, and Vardy had a worse user experience with the system.

But that's fine, it's simple, it saves the messy links, and you won't always be confused about the messy functions.

The question is, where is my update package?

Don't tell me I'm lost by your Buddhist system!

After grinding with the system for a long time, the system gave Vardy a small update package, which was so small that Vardy couldn't bear to open it.

"System prompt: Tease and Buddhism do not conflict!"

Vardy is also drunk, but since the system has been revised like this, he can only adapt, and it is useless to say too much!

"System Mission: Become a Buddha Tease"

"Quest Hint: Complete the transformation from a normal teasing to a Buddhist teasing in three months"

"Quest Rewards: It's good to have rewards, it's okay to have no rewards"

"Failure Punishment: It's okay to have a punishment, it's better not to have a punishment"

No sooner had he been shocked by the system than Vardy was given an extremely absurd task.

I won't complain about the task reward and mission failure punishment, but what the hell is this Buddhist teasing?

It's okay to tease on the world's biggest stage, but it's okay to tease yourself in the corner without a big stage?

Is that what it means?

Or does it matter if you tease or not, and it doesn't matter to what extent?

It's completely confusing!

After a burst of head suffrage, Vardy felt that he might have encountered a fake system, and when it was updated, some important system files must have been missing, causing the system to run abnormally.

But according to the system, Vardy doesn't have to worry about anything, anyway, you can do it as a bird, or you can do it if you don't have a bird, isn't that what Buddhism means!

Let's play football well, the sun still rises in the east and sets in the west, and the teasing is still teasing, nothing has changed.

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Vardy's recent life is three-point-a-line, going to the training ground every day, then going home to accompany Elena, playing on the weekend, or going home to accompany Elena after the game, not giving anyone else a chance at all.

It's scary to think about, on this road between Vardy's house and Inter's training base, all kinds of beautiful women are scratching their heads there every day, and it feels like the concentration of young women has exceeded that of any other place in the world, and these glamorous sluts are obviously coming for Vardy.

Create a casual encounter and start a wonderful romance, maybe Vardy has already been taken by them, as for Yelena and the child in her belly, give way to me.

But to the despair of these girls, Vardy didn't even look at them, and stopped the car to talk to them.

If they had known that Vardy had mistaken them for street girls, they would have collapsed in a matter of minutes.

And many actresses often talk about Vardy, meaning something, and often say in interviews that the man they admire the most is Vardy, as if Vardy is attractive.

But the practical result is that if Vardy meets these actresses at any event or show, when these actresses pretend to say something admirable to Vardy, Vardy usually says very directly, who are you?

Soon, the name of the most incomprehensible male was crowned on Vardy's head, and everyone thought that Vardy might have been lowered by Yelena, otherwise how could a man be so loyal.

Of course, despite the uproar over the incident, Vardy did not affect his performance on the pitch at all.

In the third round of the league, Inter Milan slaughtered Torino away, and Vardy scored twice and provided another assist;

In the fourth round of the league, Inter Milan hosted Lecce and gave the opponent a clean defeat, with Jamie Vardy scoring the opening goal;

In the fifth round of Serie A, Inter Milan hosted Bologna and contributed another big victory to the fans, and Vardy also scored a goal.

In the first five rounds, Inter did not encounter the slightest challenge, won five consecutive victories, and led the standings strongly, whether it was Roma or Juventus, they could only look at Inter's taillights with envy and jealousy, and now Inter, this is not something they can compete with.

And Jamie Vardy also leads the scorer charts with seven goals in five games, leaving all strikers trembling in his shadow.