Chapter 706 Five minutes of scoring and two hours of teasing
During this time, the teasing system did explain to Vardy what the Buddhist system is, but there is no task, it is not bubbling at all, and Vardy once thought that the system was dead!
However, Vardy doesn't care, anyway, he doesn't seem to have to beg the system now, it's good for you to bubble, it's okay not to bubble.
Inter started the tournament as strong as last season, which also made the next Milan derby attract attention, in the end, in Milan City, who is the real hegemon, by no means measured by the position in the standings, but by the performance of the two sides in a direct duel.
Milan's lineup is actually not bad at all, at least on the surface, it is not worse than Inter, which is also the reason why Milan fans have confidence.
Bought the former world footballer Xiao Luo, and welcomed back the former European Golden Ball winner nuclear warhead Shevchenko, coupled with the loan heartthrob Xiaobei, Milan's transfer operation this summer is absolutely shocking to the world football level, and the bald operation is simply dizzying.
Coupled with Milan's already extraordinary squad, Milan were once considered to have the strength to challenge their rivals before the start of the season, provided that they could put this squad together perfectly.
However, it turns out that sometimes the squad is strong, and the results may not be able to get it.
In the first round of the league, Milan suffered a fatal blow at home, losing to Bologna.
Although the next three rounds of the league quickly recovered, winning three in a row, but in the last round of the league, they were forced to draw by Cagliari away, and it was difficult to guarantee a stable win, and the form was up and down.
Of course, the league has just begun, and the difference of five points in five rounds is not much, but in comparison, the dominance shown by Inter Milan still makes Milan envious, and Inter's maturity on the field and control of the game have far exceeded their imagination.
Therefore, Milan showed unprecedented attention to this game, from tactical preparation to media opinion, all aimed at Inter, vowing to win this game.
With a few days to go, Milan released a promotional blockbuster with all the superstars in the team on camera, creating a visual feast that was not only cool and exciting.
The most intuitive feeling is that Milan has a kind of superstar and really has the strength to challenge Inter, and perhaps only Milan is the real king of Milan City.
I have to admit that this kind of propaganda is actually very effective, not only the fans pay more attention to this game and Milan, but even many people who eat melons can't help but look forward to Milan and hope.
Perhaps, Milan is the real fighter who could end the era of Inter.
And Inter obviously did not expect Milan to use this tactic to win the public opinion war, which made Mourinho a little annoyed.
Mourinho has always been a master and winner of the war of words, but he didn't expect Milan to use such a way to detour and make his war of words useless all of a sudden, because in front of that cool promotional video, his pale verbal attack is likely to become very weak.
Just when Mourinho was a little depressed, no one expected that the Inter fans here would actually exert their strength.
In response to Milan's promotional blockbuster, Inter fans also made a video that made people's blood boil, and there was no need for anyone to appear here, just simply made the video of Vardy's goal into a highlight, and then accompanied by passionate background music, which directly ignited everyone's hearts.
The moral of this video is obvious, no matter how strong your AC Milan squad is, no matter how many superstars there are, you don't even need the rest of Inter to make a move, one Vardy, you can't stop.
In fact, the highlight was truly stunning, and even AC Milan fans couldn't help but ask themselves when they thought of Jamie Vardy's head-numbing goalscoring ability, can they really stop it?
Don't look at Milan already superstars, but the problem is that although they are strong, they are far from the desired level, and the so-called invincibility is nothing but self-deception.
But Vardy's combat effectiveness is really in front of him, and it is really not something that can be stopped by manpower, and AC Milan's defense line is actually not much better than paper paste in front of Vardy.
The good public opinion environment created by AC Milan was inadvertently destroyed by Vardy, and the Milanese were extremely depressed.
Soon, however, the tide of public opinion began to change again, as someone made the latest highlight reel - Vardy Funny Highlights!
This is a collection that has been several times longer than Vardy's goal reel, encapsulating all of Vardy's hilarious behaviour on and off the pitch from his debut to the present, and is a real comedy blockbuster.
If Vardy agrees to authorize, then this collection can be released in theaters as a comedy movie, and it is estimated that the box office will never be low, because these highlights are really laughable to bear it.
There is no doubt that Vardy is very strong, but this is by no means Vardy's label, Vardy's label is only one, and that is teasing!
In the words of the fans, Vardy was actually in form, scoring five minutes and teasing for two hours.
Even if it's a bit exaggerated, the fans surprisingly agree, even if Vardy is a little more restrained now, but the occasional commotion will still make you flash.
The video distorted the atmosphere of the big game before the game, which no one expected, but soon everyone was relieved, where there is Vardy, can you still expect to watch the game seriously?
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Vardy has indeed had a bit of a comfortable life recently, and there are no worries on and off the pitch, and Vardy is happy about this kind of life.
It's not unreasonable, but Vardy obviously doesn't plan to make any excesses at this time, so he can only vent his energy elsewhere, such as on and off the field.
No, Vardy and his teammates suddenly noticed that Sneijder suddenly had another tattoo on his arm, which aroused Vardy's interest again.
There are not a few football players with tattoos, football is originally a man's game, strong appearance, strong physique and fierce tattoos, I am afraid that such football players are not easy to violate on the field.
However, according to expert research, tattoos can cause professional players to suffer 3% to 5% loss of athleticism in the first place, and the skin is the largest organ in the human body, but tattoos are equivalent to poisoning it.
However, this argument has not stopped many professional players from flocking to tattoos, which is already a fashion on the football field.
Vardy doesn't have a tattoo, not because he is afraid of affecting his athleticism, but because he is afraid of pain, so he always retains the initial awe of players who dare to move needles on his body, Ya is really brave!
It's like during the Everton period, he really didn't mean to fool Osman, he was just afraid of pain, and there was no other reason.
Of course, Osman was a little stupid, otherwise how could he get a tattoo on his bald head!
But this time, he was really interested.
Anyway, it's idle to be idle, and it's good to fool the Inter livestock.
"Your tattoo is very handsome, where did you get it?" Vardy deliberately grabbed Sneijder's arm and said loudly, as if to be heard by all.
Snead was very proud, his tattoo was praised, but he was very face-saving.
"Are you interested? Then let me introduce you to Kevin is indeed a great tattoo artist! ”
Vardy's expression showed a strong interest on his face, and he continued to amplify the volume and said: "That's great, it just so happens that I've been studying Chinese culture recently, and I think their square characters must feel great on their body!" ”
Hearing Vardy's words, the teammates around him also pricked up their ears and were very interested.
Jamie Vardy has always been ahead of his time, and if he thinks something interesting, it must be very interesting!
As expected, after the training was over, several animals grabbed Vardy, who was about to go with Sneijder to get a tattoo, and asked with interest.
Vardy didn't talk much nonsense, took a pen and paper, and wrote the word "forbearance", proving everything with facts.
Sure enough, the unique and charming form of Chinese characters instantly made several animals fall, and their minds were already imagining, if such a square character is tattooed on the body, it is not only chic, but also gives people a mysterious and very cultural rush.
"I'm going to tattoo Chinese characters too!"
"Jamie, help me come up with an interesting kanji!"
"What does a handsome and dashing kanji look like?"
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Although Vardy still has a smile on his face, he is actually happy in his heart, this group of single-celled animals is really easy to deceive!
So, under the leadership of Sneijder and Vardy, Inter went to the tattoo parlor with a bang, as if the club was dispatched.
Since he is preparing to tattoo Chinese characters, Vardy, who has studied Chinese culture for a long time, has naturally become everyone's leader, and they have asked Vardy's opinion on what words to tattoo!
Pulling Ibrahimovic over and looking this unruly figure up and down, Vardy nodded, there is nothing more suitable for Da Fengxian than the word "Ritian"!
"Sky is the meaning of the sky, and the day is the meaning of exceeding, combined together, it is to describe you as higher than the sky, that is, you are very powerful!"
Vardy was serious about picking a word for Ibrahimovic.
Although Eevee didn't know what it really meant, it sounded like a powerful feeling, and he nodded excitedly.
Well, Ritian, this is too much in line with your character!
Ibrahimovic happily dragged the tattoo artist to tattoo himself with the word "Ritian" while Vardy continued to fool the other animals.
Although there are constant screams in the tattoo room, the expression on the face of everyone who comes out is very sorrowful, as if they have tattooed two square words and learned Chinese culture.