Chapter 306: The body is not afraid of the shadow
"River lotus? Are you a river lotus? You? Hearing that it was Helian, Confucius stood up in panic and looked at Helian up and down in disbelief.
In his memory, Ha Lian was just a little kid, a nasty little kid. And standing in front of her was a mature big girl. This height! This physique! Where is the shadow of the past?
But think about Helian's voice at that time, it's on the right number again! Right! This is the voice of the little kid named Helian! The voice has not changed much, but the physique has changed too much.
And also! This personality doesn't seem to have changed! She used to be a naughty, ignorant, ignorant, and innocent little child. Right now! Worse than!
"Are you still relevant? Mr. Confucius? Mr. Kong? Sage Kong? Are you still relying on it? You've touched my breasts! Isn't it? You also pinched it? Isn't it? You? ”
Helian stepped forward proudly and straightened her chest in front of Confucius.
"You? What do you want? You? Seeing this, Confucius took a step back in fright. Seeing that Helian's chest had survived, she was so frightened that she took a step back.
Seeing that Confucius was afraid, Helian was even more proud, inch by inch, and took another step forward.
"You? You? Confucius was so frightened that he took another step back.
Ha Lian took another quick step forward, keeping her distance.
Confucius took another step back, and Helian took another step!
The two of them retreated and advanced, and they were on fire like this.
At last! Confucius had no way to retreat and leaned his back against the wall.
Helian pushed her chest forward, the two mountains pressed over, and smiled proudly: "You touched?" Are you pinching? You? ”
Talking! He also raised his right hand and made a gesture to hit someone.
"You? You? Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law! Please respect yourself! ”
"Hahaha! ......" the river lotus laughed wildly. "Sister-in-law? I'm my sister-in-law! Are you scared of your brother? Isn't it? Hey! Are you still afraid of your brother? Tonight! Your brother isn't here! Don't be afraid! Do you touch it? Are you pinching? Rush here! ”
Ha Lian said, pointing to the peak with her right hand. That means: just rush here!
Three months ago it was buns, and now! It has become a big ground mass.
Confucius looked at the peak of the river lotus, and then looked at the smug face of the river lotus. He took a deep breath and said calmly, "You can't beat me!" You lost last time! ”
"Humph! Last time was last time! This time it's this time! Are you going to fight again? Are you fighting? You fight here! You? Helian's face changed, and she said viciously: "How upright are you?" In the name of fighting, you take the opportunity to touch it? Pinch? Hey! You? Are you coming? ”
Talking! The river lotus directly pressed the two mountains on Confucius.
Zi Nian, who was standing under the window outside, was already so cold that his hands and feet were numb. But when he saw that Helian and Confucius were on the shelves, his blood immediately boiled. When he saw that Helian pressed the two mountains on Confucius, and frightened Confucius, he was so excited that the blood of the beast boiled.
"You? You can't do this! Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law! You? Seeing that Helian was still so arrogant, Confucius was completely frightened.
Last time, because I couldn't control myself, I started a fight with Helian. Outcome! inadvertently touched and pinched, causing trouble, so that he couldn't explain it clearly.
It's true! He didn't mean it, he really didn't mean it. Outcome! The facts were in front of him, making him feel that he had no face to face the great god Fang Cornerstone.
It's been a few months, and he's been conflicted about whether to go to Fang Jishi or explain to him. But? Think about it? I think the more I explain this, the more unclear it is!
I? I? My Kongqiu's first name was ruined by Helian!
As soon as he thought of this, Confucius felt aggrieved!
"I think you're bad! You? You miss women so much! Isn't it? Come on! Your brother isn't here! I didn't marry him, and I'm not his wife! I! River lotus! Now her identity is the princess of Lu Kingdom! Princess River Lotus! Come on! Do it! It's on me! You are the son-in-law of the Lu country! Lu Gong's son-in-law! Since then, the official career has been unlimited, and it has soared. Come on! Hey, hey, hey......"
Talking! Helian pushed two mountains to Confucius's body.
Seeing that Confucius did not react, she suddenly let go and grabbed at that place.
"I see if you're reacting?"
"Ouch......" Confucius cried out in pain, instinctively bending over and squatting down.
"No response? Hey! Why is there no response? Hey! I don't believe it! Those stinky men in the barracks, if they had encountered such a situation, they would have put up tents a long time ago! Hey! ”
Helian retracted her hand, thought about it carefully, and finally determined that Confucius really didn't have a physiological reaction just now. She looked at her hands, incredulous.
When she was in the barracks, she treated her like this every time those lustful men teased her, and she was so embarrassed that those men cried wolf and threw them into the barracks.
Therefore! was played by Helian in turn and became a barracks of fun.
"Don't pretend! I know you're pretending! You? All right! I'm leaving! The goal is achieved! Revenge, my Helian is not in vain! Hey! Brother Zinian! What do you think? Well done! Hey, hey, hey! ……”
Ha Lian said, came to the door, and opened the door.
The door creaked.
"You? You want to freeze me to death? You? Zinian limped to the door and complained.
"You've been watching, huh? You? What do you think? Is it proof that Helian has cleaned him up? Or does it prove that he is a decent man? Helian asked.
"I think you're going too far! You? Zinian complained.
"You? Are you jealous again? You? Oh! It's sour! ……”
The two of them spoke, walking outside the courtyard.
"Come back! Come back! You two! You guys? ......" Confucius shouted behind his back.
Knowing that there was another Zinian outside the door, Confucius's heart jumped suddenly.
Is! The body is not afraid of crooked shadows!
If you just moved a little bit of crooked thoughts, you would be in big trouble.
Or! If he hadn't made concessions just now, what would have happened to Helian, it would be even more reasonable and unclear.
Seriously! If it weren't for the loss of eating the river lotus last time, this time! He's going to be embarrassed again!
This lonely man and widow are together at night, can something not happen? Let alone? Both are young people?
Furthermore! Under Ha Lian's repeated teasing, it is difficult for any man not to make mistakes.
Practice! Practice! I still have to cultivate! Purgatory on Earth! My cultivation is not good yet! I?
Seeing that Helian and Zinian ignored him and walked away with a smile, Confucius endured the pain and chased to the door, shouting again: "You come back!" I have something for you! ”
Zi Nian stopped, turned around and asked, "Say it!" What's up? I'm freezing to death! I'm going back to sleep! ”
"What about him? What about my uncle? He? Confucius asked.
"Do you call him big brother or uncle?" Ha Lian asked.
"I, Kongqiu, recognize him as an uncle, and the great god will call me a brother! What about the great gods? What about my uncle? We haven't seen each other for more than three months. ”
(End of chapter)