Lu Wei pinched the golden spirit fish, lowered his head and was silent, rushed home to the kitchen, directly pressed the golden spirit fish on the cutting board, and did not hesitate to lift the kitchen knife and cut it down with his hand, and slashed at the golden spirit fish who was abusing all the way!

"Call again! Damn, a dead fish still looks low on people? Lu Wei scolded angrily.

With a "bell", Lu Wei's arm hurt, and the kitchen knife couldn't hurt the golden spirit fish in the slightest!

"Hahaha!" The golden spirit fish laughed wildly, "Stinky boy! This big fish has two hundred years of cultivation, and he is about to retreat into a human form, even if he is a regular Sanyu Onmyoji, he may not easily break my body; What's more, you're a garbage Nora Onmyoji who doesn't fall into the stream! ”

"Ahh Shut up for me" Lu Wei slashed a few more times, and the knives were all broken, and the golden spirit fish was as if the golden bell jar had been opened, and it was not hurt in the slightest!

Turn on the heat, put in the oil, and the oil pan will burn hot! Lu Wei didn't say a word, he threw the golden spirit fish into the oil pot, and he couldn't kill you and fried you!

"Ahh Don't, Uncle Yeliang spare his life," Jin Lingyu screamed.

Lu Dawei was overjoyed that this guy was finally cleaned up, so he stepped forward to look, and the "huhu" golden spirit fish flicked its tail violently in the oil pot, and directly swept the hot oil onto Lu Weizheng's face!

"Ahh Lu Wei covered his eyes and face, fell to the ground and screamed in pain!

Jin Lingyu lay on the edge of the oil pot with a proud face, and looked preachy, "Hehe, poor little ghost! I want to clean up your fish grandfather, you are still tender for two hundred years. Tell you that Lao Tzu has eaten more people than you have ever drunk, and remember never to believe anything a monster says"

Lu Wei endured the hot pain on his face, and felt that his skin began to fall down, and he just wanted to kill the fish demon in front of him at the moment, Lu Wei touched out his "Demon Jade Drawing Talisman", and of course he had to use Yin Yang to deal with monsters!

The golden spirit fish became vigilant, and it could feel the powerful mana hidden in the book in Lu Wei's hand, which was enough to shatter its bones and scatter its soul!

"Hey, hey! Little brother, handsome guy! Let's have something to say," Jin Lingyu instantly coaxed, "Let's let each other live, why not?" ”

"Humph! It's late" Lu Wei snorted coldly, he had already found the most powerful spell spell in the book, he really wanted to kill this fish, but at this moment, he found the most critical drawing talisman treasure, his ancestral [Painting Magic Brush] was gone, "Pen!" Where's my magic brush? ”

The golden spirit fish was overjoyed, jumped out of the oil pot directly, and then stood on the edge of the pot with its tail holding its fins: "Haha, it's laughing to death!" Do you really think that there are good people in this world? Lao Tzu is worth 2 demon jade, which can be exchanged for your human currency, at least 2 million, how can you exchange it for 5 yuan for a wild ghost? Mao Ling'er's stinky bitch probably took a fancy to the Yin and Yang Treasure on your body, so she deliberately accosted you, and then stole your ancestral treasure while you were defenseless."

"Impossible!" Lu Wei hugged his head, and the only bit of warmth left in his heart at the moment was frozen instantly!

"Poor, pitiful," the golden spirit fish continued to taunt, "silly boy! We've all been toyed with by this woman, so you just accept your fate! Why don't you do a good deed now and let me eat it? We can become one, I borrow your onmyoji mana, let's break through to become gods together, and then find that stinky girl for revenge"

"Ahh You monster, stop me" Lu Wei's only remaining bit of humanity is still making him struggling!

"Humph! Am I a youkai? A bubble spit out from the mouth of the golden spirit fish at this moment, and the bubble slowly flew towards Lu Wei, like a mirror reflecting Lu Wei's ruined appearance now, "Do you think you still look like a person now?" Even if you still think you are a person, do you think the world will still be a person? ”

Lu Wei looked at his current appearance, collapsed and sat in place, he no longer dared to go out of the door, staying in this prosperous Kyoto is not as good as the quiet shrine in the mountains!

"Come on! Merge with me, why bother living in this dark corner without being human, ghosts and ghosts? Why not be a free-spirited youkai? If one day it happens to be a heavenly opportunity, maybe you can break through and become a god and surpass all living beings from now on! The words of the golden spirit fish became more and more magical, inciting the hearts of mortals, the previous bubble floated to Lu Wei's side, wrapping it whole, and the golden spirit fish opened its mouth and sucked the wrapped Lu Wei!

Lu Wei has now lost his resistance, just like a clump of reeds fluttering in the wind by the river, allowing the wind to play freely in all directions!

The golden spirit fish bulged with wide eyes, which were full of bloodshots, and the onmyoji soul and mana sucked by Lu Wei's body made it fall into madness, "Ahahaha, it's so cool!" I have never tasted such a pure soul, and I feel that I can live forever if I eat a piece of your flesh, and my cultivation will skyrocket for hundreds of years! ”

"Huh!" Gu Xuaniao, who was on the side of the bed upstairs, suddenly opened her eyes, rolled to the ground weakly, "Huh" Her wings suddenly opened, grabbed her umbrella, and rushed downstairs, "[Umbrella Sword: Demon Slash]"

……

Lu Wei smelled the aroma of barbecue and slowly woke up from his sleep, he seemed to have a nightmare, dreaming that he was tortured by a demon fish, and then he had been swallowed by the golden spirit fish;

"You're awake! You guy can really sleep, as soon as you come back, you will fall asleep" Gu Xuanniao is now busy in the kitchen with a white-faced mask and an apron, bringing out a golden grilled fish that has been dismantled, "Come and try my aunt's craftsmanship, have you met any nobles?" This golden spirit fish with two hundred years of cultivation is not something that ordinary people can give away casually."

Lu Wei quickly got up, rushed to the toilet and looked at the mirror, his face was intact, could it be that everything before was really just a nightmare?

Wrong! The aunt was wearing a mask, and the reed instantly guessed what was happening.

Lu Wei rushed out of the toilet excitedly and grabbed Gu Xuaniao's shoulder, "Auntie! Why are you doing this? ”

"Ahh Lu Wei, you tap, you hurt your aunt," Gu Xuaniao replied.

Only then did Lu Wei relax his hand and reach out to take off Gu Huoniao's mask!

"Smack" Gu won the bird chopsticks and hit Lu Wei's hand, "It's rude!" Sit down and eat for me, the fish will be cold later."

Lu Wei sat down slowly and asked, "Auntie, your face?" ”

"What's wrong with my face? This is my long-cherished mask mask, I have to wear it for a year to take it off to see the effect" Gu Huoniao replied angrily, "Besides, my aunt is the number one beauty in the world, if you don't cover up and go out, won't you be followed by thousands of idiots"

"Auntie!" Lu Wei's tears flowed down in an instant, "It's all my fault!" I'm really useless and blame me for not being good, it's me who fell for someone else's trick and lost the ancestral treasure. I also brought back a demon fish and asked my aunt to ...... for me."

Gu Xuaniao hugged Lu Wei in his arms, like caring for a child, "Wei! Remember to my aunt, this demon can be shameless, but this person can't be faceless, especially now that you have nothing, my aunt still expects to follow you into a phoenix, you promise your aunt that you will never lose face from now on, okay? ”

"Hmm!" Lu Wei cried very sadly, he was an orphan since he was a child, but now he seems to be in his mother's arms, and the reeds with the wind have finally found a home.

Gu got a piece of the bird mask and moistened it, and gave Lu Wei a piece of golden spirit fish meat that was greatly supplemented!

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(I am three provinces and my book, not to shock the world, but to be no pit and no poison!) Ask for collection, ask for recommendation)

PS1: The inexplicable weakness of Gu Hou Bird in this chapter will be talked about in the following chapters

PS2: The setting of this book is [Mother's Love], and you can press it, but don't bet too much.

Gushu bird comes from ancient Chinese myths and legends, and sometimes appears in the form of a nine-headed monster. The origin of the baby is mentioned in "Strange Talk", saying that it is the obsession of the dead mother, walking in the night with the baby in her arms, and the cry of the baby in her arms turns into the cry of the bird.

In the Jin Dynasty's "Xuanzhong Ji", Gu Won Bird sometimes became Xia Harvest Bird, Gu Won Bird took away the child, and Xia Won Bird adopted the child, thinking it was his own child.