Chapter 6: Civilized rookies blow each other

A month later, outside Kyoto City, a farmhouse in Kamigyo Ward

"Huhu" Lu Wei's two fingers are shining with golden light, volleying in the air, and drawing a green dragon charm!

"Lu Wei is the strongest" As Lu Wei recited the mantra, the green dragon spell turned into a green dragon and rose into the sky, rushing into the hut in front of him where the yin qi was seeping, only to hear the dragon roaring, deafening; All kinds of strange demons have fled for their lives!

"Boom" Suddenly there was a thunderous roar, and a monster with a lion nose and long tongue flew over Lu Wei with a dark cloud!

"Where did the Yeliang Onmyoji come from, who dared to ruin your red-tongued grandfather's good dreams?" The monster in the sky claims to be Red Tongue, and it can summon the spell of thunder and lightning, and Lu Wei's [Charm: Green Dragon] can't scare it away before!

"Uncle Red Tongue!" Lu Wei said politely to the monster, "The kid is also entrusted by people to exorcise demons for people!" ”

"Exorcism? Do you know how many corpses of Onmyoji are in this river? "Red tongue doesn't seem to be a vegetarian," you turn your head and count how many pairs of shoes float on the river."

Lu Wei turned around to look, my obedient man, I saw floating on the river, "1, 2, 3, 4...... Oops, it's too far to see clearly"

"Ahem" The red tongue snorted softly, and the thunderclouds coaxed, only to see that the shoes floating on the river were actually lined up, and they all floated in front of Lu Wei, let Lu Wei count them! At that time, Lu Wei couldn't help but almost laugh, he opened his yin and yang eyes, in fact, he had already seen the mystery, these monsters and fish in order to scare Lu Wei away, it was really hard to play trick diving in the water with shoes on his head!

"Wow! It's terrible that so many people have died," Lu Wei pretended to be frightened, "The kid was wrong before, I'm not here to exorcise demons, I'm here to send gods!" ”

"God? Which? "Red Tongue was taken aback, if there is really a god here, then how dare it mess around?

"Far away in the sky, close in front of you," Lu Wei pointed at Red Tongue and smiled, "Lord Red Tongue, aren't you such a big N-level god?" ”

"Hey, hey, hey" The red tongue was blown and blushed, and said happily, "Mmmm, you kid listen to this." You know each other, and you know how good I am."

The fish demons with shoes on top and corpses under the water spit bubbles to communicate with each other:

Bubble Emoji (Crying Face): Woo, Lady Red Tongue has been bewitched

Bubble Emoji (Tucao): This onmyoji is too good at sycophancy, I don't think the red-tongued adults want to fight

Bubble Emoji (Anger): This fish has never seen such a brazen onmyoji

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"Brother Red Tongue, little brother and you have always discussed something" Lu Wei slapped Red Tongue's sycophant, and now he is ready to express his intentions, "Can you please take your subordinates and evacuate this farm for a while." This old farmer also has an 80-year-old mother, you can do well, let the old man sleep peacefully for a few more days."

"Humph! It's the people on the farm who are at fault, and then they provoke us first! So now we are resolute not to let "Red Tongue have a very tough attitude."

"That's right! Resolutely refused, the bare-tongued boss is good-looking, "The little demons who top shoes in the water also came out and shouted! But then he found that Lu Wei turned his head to look over, and the little demons exclaimed: "Oops! It's revealing now."

Red Tongue was also embarrassed, and instantly revealed his intention to pretend to be strong, in case Lu Wei wanted to suppress and expel them strongly, it probably had to fall into a bitter battle, after all, so far, it had not won against any Onmyoji from Kyoto!

Lu Wei turned his head to look and said in fright: "Huh! You guys are horrible enough to eat all the corpses so quickly."

As soon as these words came out, the monsters in the audience were dumbfounded, such an onmyoji can give them as many as they want!

"Actually, let it be a few days, it's not that you can't think about it" Red Tongue was weak at the moment, although Lu Wei didn't debunk its trick in person, but after all, it is likely that Lu Wei deliberately said this to give it a step!

"Great!" Lu Dawei said happily, "Listening to the tone of your words, it seems that there is something to ask for, right?" The people who said it was the farmer who said it was the fault of the people in the first place, could it be that you took the farm because of this? ”

"That's right!" "We used to live well in the lower reaches of the river, but the recent drought has made it very hot, but the greedy farmers in the upper reaches have closed the sluice gates at this time, and we can't live this day."

Lu Wei looked at the river behind him, and this was indeed the case!

"Uncle Ben is also a kind god, I don't want to dance with you with knives and guns" Red Tongue made a condition, "As long as the farmer promises that he will not sluice the water source in this dry season in the future, we will leave"

"Good! I'll communicate with him first," Lu Wei nodded, and then called the farmer who had taken refuge in the city and waited for news!

"Dare to love my house for being haunted, just because of this?" The farmer was furious, "Can you guarantee that if I open the floodgates, the house will no longer be haunted?" ”

"I vouch for our [Lu Wei Shrine]'s signboard" Lu Wei said this proudly, he obeyed the orders of his ancestral master to carry forward the Yin and Yang Technique of the Ashiya clan, but considering that the reputation of the [Ashiya Shrine] was not very good after all, he decided to use his own name to start from scratch cleanly and let the world know him!

"Don't mess with me! You guys are not in the stream, and you don't have a license plate and you are still talking to me about signboards here? It's not in line with the laws of Kyoto Liaoban at all, if it weren't for your cheapness, I wouldn't have invited you" The farmer's big truth hit Lu Wei deeply, but fortunately, Lu Wei now, after experiencing the golden spirit fish disgrace incident, has slowly begun to mature and grow.

"In the future, you will feel lucky and proud because of [Lu Wei Shenwu] taking orders," Lu Wei said with a smile, but it didn't seem like a joke at all!

"Humph! I hope so. The farmer said lightly, and he didn't hit Lu Wei anymore, he now wants his farm to be clean, and then the farmer told Lu Wei how to open the sluice, and what about him......

"Oops! Uncle, don't be in a hurry. Play with me again" A pestering little beauty is pulling a disheveled farmer!

"Xiao Jiu, I really have an urgent matter at home, I asked Lu Wei Shenwu to help exorcise demons, are you afraid of monsters?" Before leaving, the farmer didn't forget to tease the little beauty behind him!

"Wow! Exorcism, I'm so scared" Xiao Jiu covered his chest, looking scared and scared, "Then you don't stay more to coax people"

The farmer shook his head, feeling that his mind was no longer clear, this was an irresistible temptation, just as he was about to fly to the bed, and that Xiao Jiu also showed a pair of cat ears, and the claws in his hand were already aimed at his heart, and at this moment his phone suddenly rang again!

The farmer woke up from his dream and packed his clothes and pants in a panic, "That little nine! I still have an 80-year-old mother to take care of at home, and I'm afraid I won't be here in the future! Don't be angry."

"Since your mother is more important than me, then please" Xiao Jiu played with her cat paws, scaring the farmer is shocked, and ran out of the Jiuye soup house (the name of the brothel).

The farmer was shocked and answered the phone, only to hear Lu Wei on the other end of the phone laugh: "Boss! The floodgates have been opened, the troublemakers have gone, and I'm talking to your mother-in-law right now, and she's finally going to be able to sleep peacefully. But I don't think my mother-in-law is in a very good state, so hurry up and come back. ”

"Thank you so much, Master Lu!" The farmer was grateful, "You really saved my life, I must thank you when I come back, yes!" By the way, let you also draw a few runes on me to ward off evil spirits, I feel like I've really hit a ghost car recently."

"Hehe, it's just a gesture" Lu Wei heard someone praise him for the first time, and he secretly rejoiced that he had a lot more confidence in himself, "Master! Aunt! I will definitely carry forward the name of our Onmyoji of Ashiya."

Xiao Jiu lifted the curtain of the soup house and looked at the farmer who fled in a hurry. Lu Wei Shenya! A Nora Shrine that has not been officially naturalized in the Kyoto Liao office, Xiao Jiu said that it has a thousand ways to kill it, and then Xiao Jiu dialed a phone, "Hey! Is it Brother Black? I'm going to report that there's an old woman who doesn't want to go."