Chapter 652: The Story of Auntie Towel
The whole world came to an abrupt halt at that moment, and all eyes were focused on the white object that fell from Rooney's pants.
Everyone's eyeballs widened, and they were about to bulge, this scene may have never appeared on the green field, and it will never appear in the future.
Rooney didn't notice it at first, but he just thought something was falling out of his pants, and he was still wondering, what was in his pants?
But when he found that the people around him were all dumbfounded, as if looking at God's eyes and expressions, he turned back consciously.
Then, Rooney's whole person was petrified.
Oh, my God!
What's that?
What the hell is this really coming out of my pants?
Rooney wanted to bury himself in the cracks in the ground.
There was no way not to stop the game, the referee walked over, picked up the white object on the ground with a very disgusted expression, at this time, the close-up shot passed, and everyone finally confirmed - this is the aunt towel.
It is not unreasonable for the earth to boil, and Rooney's aunt towel can actually fall out of his pants, which is as outrageous as the earth deorbiting and flying out of the solar system, but it really happened in front of his eyes.
In other words, even if it is a women's football game, I have never seen an aunt towel dropped on the turf casually, and the embarrassment is not a little bit.
What's more, it's a male player, and he also uses an aunt's towel?
As a world-class star, although the little fat man has all kinds of rumors of heavy taste, no one thought that in such a big scene as the European Cup, the little fat man would have such a suffocating situation, which is not just a rumor, but a complete scandal.
"Aunt Rooney is here, and the blood will not stop, otherwise I don't think a strong man will wear an aunt's towel!"
"If Rooney had said after the game that he had put on a Band-Aid, I wouldn't have believed it!"
"Auntie towel is very clean, there is no blood on it, this is already very revealing, Rooney and Vardy have been in the hotel for a long time, and they have already become teasing, this aunt towel is clearly used by Rooney to keep warm!"
"Usually people have such strange things happening, and I only have one thought, that is, to be cheated by Vardy, sit back and wait for the truth!"
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Everyone looked at Rooney with a smile on their faces, and they were very uncomfortable, and there were even a lot of contempt, which made Rooney feel the urge to hang himself immediately.
"I said it wasn't mine, would you believe it?" Rooney had a bitter face, as if he could cry at any moment.
But the response to him was the referee's roll of his eyes, law enforcement for so many years, I have seen everything on the field, but I have never seen my aunt's towel fall out of the pants, today is really an eye-opener, I am afraid this will become the most unforgettable game in his refereeing career.
The referee walked out of the field with his aunt's towel, which he didn't want to let stay on the sacred green field for a second.
Jamie Vardy was already rolling on the bench with laughter all over the place, and his England team-mates were also laughing heartlessly, and if they didn't know, they would definitely think they were enemies.
"Auntie's towel was the one you just tucked into Wayne's pants, right?" Ferdinand laughed so hard that his stomach hurt as he whispered to Vardy.
Vardy glanced at Ferdinand, but didn't speak.
Give you a look, you can experience it yourself.
Ferdinand understands in seconds, and he also knows that no matter how strange Rooney is, he will definitely not be able to do such a nonsense thing, and he must have been plotted by Vardy.
Of course, they were also accomplices just now.
The noise in the stands was so loud that it could even overturn Rooney, even if Rooney's nerves were thick, he couldn't stand such a humiliating thing, and his face was as red as a monkey's butt.
He can already imagine that tomorrow the newspapers will say this about himself, and he is afraid that he will be nailed to the pillar of shame in football.
He had already realized that this aunt's towel had been stuffed into it when Vardy and a few other animals were rubbing him just now, but unfortunately he didn't notice it at the time.
If Vardy were standing in front of him right now, he would definitely put his aunt towel on Vardy's face, so that the bastard could have a good experience of what it was like to have an intimate encounter with his aunt towel.
After a long time, the stadium did not calm down, but the game had to be restarted.
Embarrassingly, every time Rooney got the ball, the stadium burst into laughter.
Usually when a player gets the ball, if it's playing at home, it's probably going to be cheering, if it's playing away, it's probably going to be endless boos, which is normal.
But what's the matter with the constant laughter now, listening to this voice, I don't know how many people are laughing out of breath.
Rooney is so embarrassed and embarrassed, he has never been so embarrassed on the pitch since becoming a professional footballer.
So much so that when Rooney ran, he was so embarrassed that he didn't know whether to step first on his left leg or his right leg first, and then he didn't pay attention and fell into a twist on the court without any physical contact.
Naturally, an even bigger wave of laughter came, and Rooney covered his face and lay on the ground unwilling to get up, so he just died!
Eventually, the game was over.
England defeated Poland 2-0 to win all three games in the group stage and advance to the knockout round.
It's just that many years later, when everyone mentions this game, all they think of is that white......
When the referee blew the whistle for the end of the game, Rooney, who had been playing dead, suddenly broke out and rushed directly to the bench, and the momentum of the tiger descending from the mountain felt as if it was really going to eat people.
If Vardy had noticed Rooney rushing towards him, he would have slipped away, and Rooney couldn't outrun him anyway.
But the problem is that Vardy really didn't notice, and then he was knocked down on the bench by an angry Rooney, and he received a lot of old punches.
Seeing that Vardy was about to be ravaged, they didn't mean to save Vardy at all, but instead joined in rubbing Vardy, and for a while, the entire bench was full of Vardy's screams.
Reporters have filmed this scene, reminiscent of Rooney falling out of his aunt's towel on the field, and it is clear that the truth has been revealed.
It's something that teased Vardy.
Vardy screamed and begged for mercy, he knew that he really had to get to know Monica when he went back this time, and he would introduce Rooney to him later, otherwise Rooney would really be able to fight with him next time.
Heynckes looked at the cheerful players and couldn't help but wonder, this kind of team atmosphere is undoubtedly what he wants the most.
There are many big names in the England team, and it is very likely that there will be gangs in the dressing room, all kinds of chaos, and it is not easy to manage.
But with a living treasure like Vardy, there is no need to worry about that, he has the charisma to unite England as a whole.
Don't look at Rooney beating Vardy, but the relationship between them is unbreakable.
Now Heynckes was already thinking about the future.
David Beckham is coming to the end of his career, and if he is in good form, he can still play in the World Cup for 10 years, but after that, he will definitely fade out of the national team.
At that point, who would be the most suitable person for the England captain?
Qualifications are not taken into account, then Jamie Vardy must be the best candidate.
Strong strength and the ability to regulate the atmosphere in the team are the basic qualities of a good captain.
Of course, this consideration is a bit one-sided, with Vardy's teasing attributes, if he really becomes the leading big brother, then the entire Three Lions may become a teasing concentration camp in the future, at that time, I am afraid that world football will tremble under the terror reign of England.
Well, these things are still far away, and I still don't know about it when I am not the manager of England, so let's talk about it then.
In the post-match press conference, all the things about the game were not in focus, was there still a suspense about England's win over Poland?
All eyes were on the aunt's towel that Rooney had dropped, and it was a piece of news that shocked the football world.
Rooney naturally couldn't go to the press conference, and it was too late to hide.
So the reporters threw the problem to Heynckes, which is also difficult for the old coach, at such an age, you need to worry about the team's affairs, and you have to have a headache for an aunt's towel.
Of course, even if he knew the truth, Heynckes would not say it, and Rooney would have to save face!
"I don't really know much, but what I'm trying to say is, isn't that a Band-Aid?"
The reporters are also helpless in the face of the old handsome who does not enter the oil and salt, and the mouth grows on others, so they can't go up and break it open, right?
But the facts are there, this is something that no one can deny, they can concoct news at will, anyway, how to attract attention.
In the evening, he returned to the hotel and signed a series of unequal treaties with Vardy, such as holding 3 parties to make amends, finding him ten young models to soothe his wounded heart, and introducing Monica to him, etc., Rooney finally lost his temper.
However, Vardy still admires Rooney's big heart, and if he drops his aunt's towel on the field, he will never quit football.
It's really shameless to see people again!
The next day, without exception, the aunt towel became a uniform sensitive word in all the media, and when those non-fans opened the newspaper, they were almost blinded by the enlarged aunt towel on the front page.
When did newspapers become so heavy and began to use aunt towels to increase sales?
With such doubts, and then everyone knew about Rooney's great deeds, Rooney also further expanded his popularity because of this incident, from a football superstar to a real world-renowned figure, which can be regarded as a blessing in disguise!
Of course, such a reputation is actually not very good, at least a normal man would not fall out of his pants Auntie towel, and Rooney can be regarded as notorious.
Later, when Rooney was in his autobiography, he also focused on this well-known experience, and also revealed that he was teased and tricked by Vardy at that time, and he was actually very innocent.
However, Vardy's autobiography later told a different story, and in the chapter on friendship, Vardy also told this story.
"I've warned Wayne not to play with an aunt's towel, but some people don't change their decisions once they've made them, and apparently Wayne is that kind of person, and everyone knows it......"