Needless to say, England is strong, even if they come off the bench, they can still beat Poland without temper.

A goalscorer sitting on the bench and watching someone else score a goal is definitely the hardest time.

Vardy was happy with his team-mates scoring, but it would have been better if the scorer had been himself.

Vardy really endured hard!

Defoe and Vardy have a good relationship, mainly because Vardy thinks Defoe has a good character, so he is willing to pull him into a small group.

However, after seeing Defoe squirming at him, Vardy regretted his decision a little.

Defoe naturally knew that Vardy couldn't sit still on the bench, so he deliberately ran to the bench to celebrate after scoring the goal, deliberately teasing Vardy, and the so-called loss of friends is exactly that.

That stunned look made Vardy want to kick him back on the field.

The fans were cheering, but Jamie Vardy was always in the dark and unsurprisingly, I was afraid that the storm was coming.

After the restart, Vardy is ready to target Defoe and at least play him well.

Anyway, the game is already stable, and it doesn't hurt to make a fuss by yourself.

Thinking of this, Vardy slipped over, opened Defoe's backpack, pulled out Defoe's mobile phone, and dialed the police station.

"Hello, police department, how can I help you?"

The voice of the police came from the other end of the line, but the Austrian spoke German, which Vardy did not understand.

"Can you speak English?"

After receiving an affirmative reply, Vardy smiled evilly and cried in a sad voice: "My mother is about to give birth to a little brother for me, and I am afraid that she will not like me when she has a brother, what should I do?" ”

The policeman on the other end of the phone was stunned, and his head didn't turn for a while.

Do you have to call the police for this kind of thing?

But in the blink of an eye, a thought popped up in the policeman's mind, wouldn't this young man want to commit suicide?

Startled, the police hurried to calm Vardy's emotions.

"I think the birth of a new life is the most beautiful thing, and it ......"

The police organize their own language, and in his opinion, being able to stop a person from committing suicide is definitely what the police should do.

But before he could finish his sentence, Vardy interrupted him.

"Please wait a minute!"

"Uh, that's ......"

Vardy walked briskly to the sidelines, covered his phone microphone and shouted at Defoe on the field.

"Jermaine, come and answer the phone, your mother is going to give you a little brother!"

Not only did Defoe hear it, but most of the players on the pitch heard it, everyone on the bench, and even the fans in the front row of the stands.

In an instant, there was even a cold field in this area.

Defoe was completely confused, he clearly heard what Vardy was shouting, so he was surprised and inexplicable.

My mother gave birth to a younger brother for herself?

Why didn't you hear it at all?

The last time I went home, my mother didn't have a big belly!

I have to say that Defoe didn't doubt Vardy's words at all, and he just felt incredible when he saw Vardy holding his phone in his hand.

Quickly ran to the sideline and took the phone from Vardy, not knowing what the mood was.

"Hello?"

The policeman on the other end of the phone heard someone talking, and immediately said a series of words in the language he had just organized.

"I don't think your mother will ignore you because she has another child, you know, mother's love is the greatest in the world, the most difficult to give up, she must love you the most, so please don't feel wronged, don't be worried, and you will gradually find that you like your brother very much, even more than your mother......"

Defoe was so confused that he didn't know what to say.

Who's on the other end of the line?

Why do you talk to yourself in an educational tone?

However, the content of the words was related to this matter, and Defoe was really as big as a cow for a while, and his mind had already quickly associated.

"Could it be that the doctor on the other end of the phone is the doctor at the hospital, and when my mother called me, I was worried that I wouldn't be able to accept the news, so I enlightened myself first?"

Well, that's the only possibility.

"Oh, I understand what you said, can you please give my mother the phone?" Defoe said a little helplessly.

This time, the policeman on the other end of the phone was stunned.

Give the phone to your mom?

Shouldn't I be telling you that?

Could it be that the person on the other side has already hallucinated because of this incident?

"Sir, I'm sorry your mom isn't with us, maybe she's in the hospital, but I think you can still have a good chat with your mom, and then you will realize that her love for you hasn't changed, please trust me!"

Defoe is completely black-lined, what is the other end of the phone?

"Who the hell are you?"

If he hadn't thought it was incredible, he would have thought his mother had been kidnapped.

"I'm a policeman, a policeman who is willing to help you solve your problems! Didn't you call the police? "The police are also inexplicable, and they say that the person who called the police must be insane, poor child!

Defoe didn't hesitate to press the phone, even if he was stupid at this time, he knew that he might be being toyed with.

Then he looked up and saw Vardy laughing until his stomach cramped, and Defoe couldn't wait to go up and fight Vardy.

But before Defoe could take action, Heynckes was already smiling and congratulating him.

"Congratulations, it's a good feeling to have a younger brother, and congratulations to your mother, please convey my greetings to her!"

Defoe felt like he vomited three liters of blood in an instant, and he couldn't die anymore!

His teammates and even the opposing players came over to congratulate him, and Defoe was numb to look at their serious appearance.

At this time, the fans in front of the TV expressed great joy.

"Congratulations to Defoe's mother for giving birth to a son, with Defoe's talent, his younger brother must not be bad, and he is likely to become a leading figure in England in the future!"

"When I got a call on the court and heard that my mother had given birth to a younger brother, I always felt that this thing was too funny!"

"Defoe scored a goal, Mom has a younger brother left, if DeFoe scored twice, then by this time has already given birth to twins?"

"It always feels inexplicable, but when I see Vardy's obscene appearance, I vaguely know the truth!"

......

Defoe returned to the pitch with a black line, and Vardy picked up Defoe's phone and laughed profusely.

This stupid thing is really easy to deceive, and sure enough, honest people are easy to bully.

Of course, this is just a joke on Vardy's part, and it is not enough for Defoe to fight with him.

When Vardy returned to the bench, Rooney asked with a wicked smile: "Did Jermaine's mother really give him a brother?" ”

Vardy shrugged his shoulders and replied angrily: "If you don't mind, I can also ask your mother to give you a brother in minutes!" ”

Rooney laughed, "Forget it, that's fine!" ”

At the end of the first half, neither side scored again, and England went into the break with a two-goal lead over Poland.

Vardy clearly saw the resentful look in Defoe's eyes when he came off the pitch, not to mention how emotional he was.

Of course, Vardy doesn't particularly care, that's what happens to you.

At half-time, Jamie Vardy and the main players on the bench warmed up on the sidelines, greeting and interacting with the fans in the stands from time to time, attracting even more applause and cheers, Vardy, a good friend of Austria, has completely turned England into Austria's home team.

The only regret is that England will not be able to play in Austria all the time, and if they reach the semi-finals, they will have to move to Switzerland according to the schedule, and in the final, they will be able to return to Vienna, Austria.

After the start of the second half, Vardy was still bored sitting on the bench, watching the game aimlessly, while pondering how to clean up Rooney.

Binding?

Vardy really doesn't really want to use a second time.

After thinking about it for a long time, Vardy didn't have any good ideas.

And it wasn't until the 70th minute of the game that Heynckes was about to make substitutions, and Rooney and Gerrard were ready to come on at the same time.

Vardy's eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked at Rooney, who was undressing and putting on his shoes, and came up with a good idea.

Immediately entered the system and made a wish to ask for something, this thing is not valuable, and the system does not have a lion to open his mouth.

Of course, this thing can be sold at any convenience store, but Vardy can't buy it.

Next, when Rooney was bouncing on the spot, Vardy glanced at Ferdinand and others, and a strong sense of tacit understanding made them immediately understand what Vardy meant.

Vardy grabbed Rooney, and several people rushed over and pinned the little fat man to the ground, looking like he was about to commit violence.

Rooney's side was quite happy to be ready to play, but he was directly caught off guard, he really didn't know how to provoke these big guys.

Taking advantage of the chaos, Vardy covertly stuffed the wish-making thing into Rooney's big pants, and then didn't let Rooney go until there was a dead ball on the field.

As the coach, Heynckes didn't care about the nonsense of the players, and the competition was stressful, and it was good for them to decompress in this way, so he just watched this scene with a smile on his side.

Rooney finally got up and tidied up his clothes, the fourth official here had already raised the sign for substitution, and the little fat man hurriedly ran to the sidelines, ready to exchange admission with his teammates, because the time was pressing, he didn't notice that there was something more in his pants.

Wayne Rooney replaced Defoe, who scored, and apparently didn't give Defoe's mother a chance to have twins......

There was applause on the sidelines, both for the players who came off the field and for the players who came on the field.

Rooney possessed and touched the turf, and then ran into the field, holding back most of the game, and finally got the opportunity to play, and the little fat man couldn't help but release his passion.

I'm going to score!

No one can stop me!

With a loud cry in his heart, the expression on Rooney's face also became heroic, and he began to sprint towards the opponent's half.

However, just as Rooney was sprinting with all his explosiveness, the contents of the pants finally slipped off and fell onto the turf.

That touch of white made the whole world in an uproar......