Jamie Vardy knew the system wouldn't allow him to take advantage of it so easily, but thankfully he was prepared for second things.

Manchester United, who had already led the ball in the first half, slowed down the tempo, controlled the game, and tried not to give Tottenham a chance to fight back, so the first half was over!

The United players walked back to the dressing room with a smile and a smile to await Alex Ferguson's instructions for the second half, but either way, the odds of winning the game were quite good.

Ferguson talked about the precautions such as paying attention to controlling the tempo and increasing the pressure in the midfield, but even Ferguson himself thought that Manchester United should have won.

"Jamie, I'll give you 25 minutes of show time in the second half, and then I'll replace you!"

In the first round of the Champions League group stage in the next game, Ferguson wants to stay for the Champions League.

But after saying that, Vardy didn't say yes for a long time, and Ferguson couldn't help but be a little angry.

You're not happy if I replace you, make you petty?

However, Ferguson looked around, but did not see Vardy, just staring at the Manchester United players.

Where did Vardy go?

This question flashed through everyone's minds.

Lost?

Or got lost at Old Trafford?

Anyway, Vardy seems to have had the embarrassing experience of being left behind by the bus, this can't be a copy, right?

But this is Old Trafford, how could Vardy get lost?

Not to mention Ferguson, even the Manchester United players were a little dumbfounded, and couldn't help muttering, Vardy won't do anything again, right?

Actually, they really think too much!

Vardy didn't go into the dressing room with them at all, but stayed on the bench.

He had long expected that the system would not be so easy to deal with, so he simply prepared two plans.

The first type of human bowling has been proven to be non-counting, so Vardy can only make the final move, and if this is not enough, then he will have to deal with the system theory.

Pulling out a black plastic bag from the corner of the bench, Vardy opened the bag as he walked to the open space in front of the bench.

At this time, the TV broadcast was playing commercials, so the fans in front of the TV could not see Vardy's movements.

But the fans in the stands at Old Trafford saw it clearly, what was Vardy going to do?

Vardy opened the bag three times and pulled out a set of things in front of everyone's attention.

Cameras at the scene immediately captured the footage and showed it on the big screen of the stadium, and it was only then that the fans saw it clearly.

What is this?

Children's bowling balls sold in a toy store?

I saw Vardy open the package, set up the ball bottle like a regular bowling ball, and then turned his head back with the ball in his arms, and walked more than ten steps before stopping.

The fans watched in amazement and wondered what Vardy was going to do.

It looks like you're going to play kids bowling like a child, but that's funny, isn't it?

During the game, Vardy had already pulled his teammates to play bowling once after scoring a goal, and it was also human bowling, which was very thoughtful.

This is the new masterpiece in Vardy's celebration of the goal, and it is expected that it will be made into a video highlight that will be played countless times to make people laugh.

But what do you mean by putting your toys here now?

Don't have enough on the pitch and keep playing off the pitch?

It feels like a top F1 driver has just won the championship on the track, and then got into a children's car and played with a happy face.

Vardy doesn't care what the fans think, anyway, he has already been trained by the system to be extremely thick-skinned, this thing is really pediatric!

Sao Bao posed, Vardy was in full view, and Shi Shiran threw the ball out as if he was really on a bowling alley.

Come on, Jeon-jung!

But in the next second, Vardy immediately had a constipated expression on his face, and he was embarrassed to death in the laughter of the fans.

At such a close distance, Vardy threw it wide and didn't touch a single ball!

This one...... Mistakes, mistakes, I just slipped my hand.

Scratching his head, Vardy was very depressed and walked over to pick up the ball and went back to the same place, ready to do it again.

Although the system says that the mission has been completed, Vardy feels that it would be a shame if the game ends there!

O my name!

Even if you can't play regular bowling, if you can't do this kind of children's toy yourself, you might as well find a piece of tofu and kill it.

In the styling, Vardy's expression on his face this time was much more serious.

Walk you!

Vardy's eyes went from anticipation to disappointment, and with the fans laughing again, Vardy was ready to cry without tears.

Why is this so hard?

Again!

Again!

Again!

Vardy challenged his patience again and again, but the bruises on his forehead became more and more evident with the embarrassing results again and again.

Vardy has been able to throw the ball and touch the pin, and even missed a pin on one occasion, but Vardy is chasing the whole shot!

"I take back my words, he is not a bowling player who was delayed by football, and if he did go bowling, he would probably be starving to death by now!"

"Apparently Vardy's feet are more flexible than his hands, and it is conceivable that when he is at home, Vardy must have eaten with his feet!"

"Look at this technique, it's not as good as my grandson!"

"In the second half, Vardy didn't have to play, just bowled here, I swear, I don't watch the game, I just watch Vardy bowling, it's fun!"

Just as Vardy was dying, the United players walked out of the dressing room.

They knew that if Vardy didn't go back to the dressing room, he must have done something, but what they didn't expect was that they actually saw such a funny scene.

Playing children's bowling on the pitch is a shame you can imagine.

Ferguson covered his face, really reluctant to say that he knew Vardy, whenever Vardy made a second mistake, he wanted time to go back to the moment he brought Vardy to Manchester United, and if he could choose again, he must not want Vardy.

Of course, there must be normal people in the Manchester United team, and their expressions are similar to Ferguson's, but don't forget, more than a season is enough time for Vardy to turn many normal people into second-hand goods, not to mention that Manchester United originally had a lot of second-class goods......

"You idiot, get out of the way, see me give you a full hit!" Rooney rushed over in high spirits and snatched the ball from Vardy's hand.

But before Rooney could concave his shape, Ronaldo stood in front of Rooney.

"I'll come first, I'm an amateur bowler, I'm almost going to play professionally, let me show you the correct way to play first!"

Ronaldo and Rooney fought with each other like this, but don't forget, the snipe and the clam fought for the profit, and when neither of them noticed that the ball fell to the ground, Ferdinand had already picked up the ball and played it himself.

The Manchester United fans in the stands are about to go crazy with laughter, and watching the following second-class goods is more interesting than watching comedy, and every Manchester United game can make them laugh from ear to ear.

It turns out that it's not Vardy's bad technique, it's the turf that affects his performance, at least Ferdinand's performance is not much better than him!

At this moment, suddenly a young fan was carried by his father and lowered from the stands, walked into the stadium, and ran to the United bench.

Picking up the bowling ball, under the gaze of the fans, he walked to the position where Vardy, Ferdinand and others started throwing the ball just now, and turned his head to shrug at Vardy and others, as if to say: Watch me show you this.

Then, in an extremely standard position, he threw the ball on the ground, and the ball rolled at high speed, heading straight for the standing pin.

Bone ...... Bang Dang...... Bang Dang......

All-in!

The little boy spread his palms as if celebrating the victory, and the smug expression on his face compared to that of Vardy's sass.

The United fans couldn't help but cheer and laugh from the heart, it was so funny.

Let you tease, let you make two!

This time, I'm taught to be a human being by a child!

Vardy and Rio Ferdinand are embarrassed, but it's just a joke, and it doesn't matter if it's a shame or not.

The two glanced at each other, nodded at the same time, turned around, and directly lay on the ground to bow to the child.

It just so happened that at this time, the TV broadcast camera switched to the venue, and this scene was directly recorded.

The narrator was completely dumbfounded, without context, he didn't understand what it meant.

How did Vardy and Ferdinand bow down to a little boy who was the embodiment of God?

The fans in front of the TV are even more confused, what are these two things guilty of this time?

Enough of the fuss, Vardy got up and picked up the little boy and walked to the sidelines, trying to hand the little boy over to his father.

"You're doing a fantastic bowling, I'll be sure to ask you for advice when I have time!" Vardy whispered to the boy in his arms as he walked, apparently he was amusing him.

But the boy's answer almost made Vardy fall into a.

"No, I'm going to kindergarten, I don't have time, and I don't want to teach you such a stupid person!" The little boy thought for a moment, and then said seriously.

Vardy wants to cry without tears, this bear child!

After handing over the boy to his father, Vardy thought about it and took off his shirt and put it on the boy, hoping it would make him happier.

Back on the bench, Vardy put on a spare shirt and ready to play, the task has been completed, Vardy feels relaxed and ready to kill in the second half!

And when the Manchester United players walked onto the pitch one after another, they found out that Rooney and Ronaldo, two idiots, were still arguing before the bench.

"I've told you that I'm a top amateur, I'll demonstrate first, you just need to learn a little!"

"No, I'll play first, I never played with this kind of toy when I was a kid!"

"I haven't played it either, and I want to play it too!"

"Then you have to line up too, do you understand?"

......

Everyone is a black line, and they were defeated by these two second goods!