Chapter 383: Human Bowling

When he received the task of the system, Vardy was not good!

In front of everyone's eyes, everyone is playing, and I'm bowling, is that really good?

But then again, there's turf on the course, where are the bowling lanes, where are the bowling balls?

Can I throw myself out as a bowling ball?

The system is really starting to make itself look foreign again!

Well, who let themselves be put on the system, and if they enjoy it, they will naturally lose something, which is fair!

But there is no way, in order to remove the characteristic shielding, Vardy can only grit his teeth!

After exiting the system, Vardy pondered how to bowl in the game, until he was about to explode his head before he finally had a draft.

The next day at the training base, after training, Vardy pulled a few close friends to get ready to do something.

Fortunately, the teammates have long been accustomed to Vardy's habit of being a moth at every turn, and they don't think it's too much, on the contrary, under Vardy's subtle subtlety, they also like this kind of joyful football.

Even though football is a high-blooded sport, that doesn't mean that other elements are not acceptable on the field.

Vardy has proven time and time again with his own teasing that this style is actually very enjoyable, just look at the attention Vardy is getting every day.

So, they happily accepted Vardy's offer.

It's just that Rooney is a little reluctant, "Why do I want to make a pin?" No, I'm going to be a ball! ”

Vardy rolled his eyes, scoffing at Rooney's penchant for stealing the show.

You're a supporting character, you know?

Act well, I'll ask the director to add a chicken leg to you.

If you steal the spotlight again, I'll let you get a boxed lunch right away!

......

When it finally came time to play Tottenham, Vardy was fully ready.

This is Vardy's third season in the Premier League, and although it is only just beginning, it is not a complete newcomer.

Having played Tottenham four times in two seasons, Jamie Vardy has a clear vision of the quality of the north London side – the squad is mid-mid-table overall, with no obvious weaknesses, but no superstars.

Therefore, Tottenham's results every season are not up or down in the Premier League, and they are positive in the face of weak teams, but they are very negative in the face of giant teams, and they are often known as the boys who give points.

At least Vardy hasn't been able to cause too much trouble for Vardy in the few games he has faced Tottenham.

It's like this time, away to Manchester United, from the very beginning, maybe Tottenham didn't have the idea of being able to get out of the way.

It's like a widow with open thighs, facing a strong bearded man, who has already begun to flood.

Come on, me to your heart's content!

Manchester United naturally will not let go of this kind of good opportunity, and it will take the initiative to send it to the door, how can it be let go?

Anyway, I don't know who it is when I put on my pants at the end!

Only 15 minutes into the game, Manchester United was helped by Wayne Rooney to open the scoring, and the little fat man actually took advantage of the corner kick opportunity to score a header from the middle of the Ten Thousand Army, which is really not Rooney's usual way to score!

While pleased with Wayne Rooney's help to the lead, Vardy chuckled in his heart.

Wayne Rooney scored first, so Rooney must play the leading role in the celebration performance, what should he do?

But just when Vardy was nervous, the little fat man seemed to have forgotten all the previously discussed celebrations, and rushed directly to the stands to interact with the fans passionately.

Vardy let out a sigh of relief, this thing must have forgotten.

Several other teammates also looked at each other, didn't they say that they would pose together to celebrate?

Why did you run to the stands to play by yourself?

After Rooney interacted with the fans, he walked to the middle of the stadium and saw the expressions of several good friends, and Rooney couldn't wait to give himself a slap.

He really forgot about celebrating a goal together!

It's still too late for concave shapes, right?

Rooney waved to a few close friends and motioned for them to come together and celebrate the goal as agreed.

But before the good friends could react, the referee had already come over and urged Rooney to go back and start the game again as soon as possible.

Rooney wants to cry without tears, he should really drink some six walnuts to replenish his brain, otherwise with his terrible memory, he is really afraid that one day he will forget who he is!

Although the crisis has passed for the time being, Vardy knows that he must score as soon as possible, otherwise he may be robbed of the limelight at some point!

So Vardy was even more active, running all over the opposition half, and he could be seen everywhere, like God everywhere.

This time Tottenham is gone!

You can win if you want to, but you can't kill them all!

Haven't you heard the truth that you can see each other in the future by leaving a line for doing things?

So Vardy was angrily brought down by the Tottenham players!

Seeing that the referee didn't mean to pull out the cards, Vardy got up and pressed the ball to the ground and passed it to Rooney.

Free kick shot!

The Tottenham players didn't react at all, and they didn't think about defending until Wayne Rooney had received the ball.

Rooney was also not greedy either, sending a through ball into the box, where Jamie Vardy had already shaken off a defender and was successfully countered offside.

No one could stop Vardy from scoring and in the face of a solitary quail-like goalkeeper, Vardy made an understatement.

It's a goal!

Vardy was so excited that he turned around and wanted to run, but as soon as his feet started, he slammed on the brakes.

I almost forgot about posing to celebrate the goal, is this the trend of Rooney's development?

There was no time to laugh at himself, and Vardy hurriedly beckoned his good friends to come over and celebrate the goal with him.

Wayne Rooney, Rio Ferdinand, Fletcher, Cristiano Ronaldo and Alan Smith rushed towards Vardy in a way that resembled the fauna of an African roadman.

As soon as they saw this trend scene, all the fans couldn't help but get excited.

Are they going to make waves again?

Obviously, they've been through similar situations more than once, and whenever the United players want to do something, it's like this.

I saw a few players stop not far from Vardy, standing upright, standing in a row, motionless, as if they had been punished for standing in a military posture.

What does this mean?

Fans can't help but speculate, is Vardy going to play the role of an officer and teach these soldiers a lesson?

But what people didn't expect was that Vardy grabbed the ball in his arms and put on a very familiar pose?

Oh, this is bowling?

Without giving everyone more time to think, Vardy flicked the ball out with a coherent bowling action.

Skeet ball?

Then there is no doubt that the players standing in a row in front of them are naturally playing the role of immobile pins!

The ball bone-on-one was at the feet of Ferdinand in the middle, and Ferdinand immediately made an exaggerated movement, falling sideways on the court, and while falling, he did not forget to drag Fletcher and Alan Smith next to him.

It's like a pin touching a pin, passing it down.

Fletcher and Alan Smith also fell, as did Wayne Rooney, who was on the far side of the table.

Vardy clenched his fists in celebration of Jeonzka, celebrating Jeonzin as planned, but as soon as his fist was extended, it stopped in mid-air, very embarrassing.

Five people played the pins, four fell, but one remained motionless, abrupt and tenacious.

Who is this person?

Naturally, Ronaldo is the most naughty Ronaldo, Ronaldo stood there with a serious face, as if he had completely substituted himself into the role of a bottle.

Vardy was about to cry!

Big brother, can we act according to the script?

I'm all in it!

You're going to fall!

The four people who fell to the ground were also surprised to find that one of them had not fallen, and they all looked up.

Fletcher also subconsciously pulled Ronaldo's leg and reminded Ronaldo that you should also fall.

Seeing that everyone's eyes were already focused on himself, Ronaldo made a sudden realization, and used a very exaggerated action for a long time before finally falling to the ground.

Vardy has a black line on his head, your method of stealing the camera is too fake!

However, Vardy still put an end to the performance, posing for a sassy pose to celebrate his all-in-one.

At this time, the fans in the stands were about to stop laughing, and every time the United players spoofed on the pitch, they were thundered.

And the fans in front of the TV couldn't help but burst into laughter, they waited for the Manchester United players to come out and wait for a long time.

"I used to think that Vardy was a sprinter who was delayed by football, but today I realized that I was wrong, it turned out that he was a delayed bowling player!"

"Full marks for creativity, zero points for acting, I feel that Ronaldo and others don't get the same script."

"As an obsessive-compulsive person, when I saw the other pins falling, the pins played by Ronaldo were still standing, and I really wanted to rush into the field and kick him down......"

"You can imagine the embarrassment of Vardy and Ronaldo when they look at each other, Vardy is going to start doubting life again!"

"But when Ronaldo is left, there is an inexplicable sense of joy!"

......

After bowling, Vardy hugged a few good friends, smiling happily on the surface, but in fact gritted his teeth and said viciously to Ronaldo: "Why are you waiting for me!" ”

A few people were laughing so hard that they didn't expect it to be like this, otherwise if they were as tenacious as Ronaldo, Vardy would have died of embarrassment.

After celebrating his goal and taking advantage of the replay, Vardy entered the system again with an out-of-body experience, wondering if he had done his job.

This idea of bowling was also the one he stole from a team in his previous life, and he originally planned to find an opportunity to move to this life as a porter, but it happened that the system came to the task of bowling at this time, and Vardy did not hesitate to do so.

But he was always worried that he was playing virtual bowling, and with the rigor of the updated system, he might not be able to complete the task by himself.

So he has to hurry into the system to confirm, if not, he will have time to do it again!

Sure enough, he knew that the system wouldn't make it so easy for him to complete the task!

The lonely task hangs there, and it is still unfinished, that is, it is in vain that I just performed.

Although he had already prepared for this, Vardy couldn't help but want to say something to the system-

MMP!