Bingmiao is also coughing cough...... That one...... The perception is amazing, once you find the crux of playing in place, it's just that you only press the arrow keys, and you don't press the action buttons. The pen and fun www.biquge.info went quite smoothly next......

So, Bing Miao didn't even press the arrow keys. Sure enough, the night god moon immediately stopped trembling, and honestly stood in place and was beaten by monsters, which can really be described - knowing that mistakes can be changed, gelding!

[Yuwen Xiuce: This gelding word is really used as the finishing touch, just one word, it tells the root cause of someone's mental defect, it is really thought-provoking! 】

[Bing Miao: Hey, hello, is it a sporting goods store? I want a cart of spiked shoes, express over, expedited! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Ahem, author, if you don't understand ancient texts, don't mess around! ] What is "gelding"...... It's obviously "Mo Gelding, Great Gelding!" ”】

[Bing Miao: Nail shoes should be nailed, I don't use them on plastic fields, the nails must be sharp enough and hard enough to be long enough! The kind that can be stepped on on the concrete floor! 】

[Author: Wow Sai...... Can you step on the concrete floor?! I want a pair too! NND, Siberia is all ice, it's so slippery! 】

Get down to business!

After Bingmiao found the trick, he stepped forward and pressed it like he didn't consume gas (well, it's not a fighting game, it just doesn't consume gas), but when he saw the night god moon, he raised his gun into the air, and he looked like he was tired and crooked and wanted to recruit thunder......

No, it's not the same as agreed!

How can it be cheap? It should be sassy and heroic, right?

[Author: Okay, for the sake of Bingmiao's insistence, let's start over ......]

The night god moon raised her gun into the air, looking tired and crooked and had to recruit thunder, it was really heroic!

【Bingmiao: ......】

In short, it's a gun to the sky! And then...... biubiubiu~

[Yuwen Xiuce: My home planet is teasing the galaxy and is calling me. I'm sorry. Readers, I need to wear ** outside, please take a step forward for readers who need to take a group photo......]

[Bing Miao: Who wants to take a photo with a pervert! And it's a pervert who wants to wear ** outside! Is biubiubiu your home planet calling you? Your home planet needs you so much, please don't come back! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Through the nine profound and profound characters of biubiubiu, I understand the reason why the mother planet summoned me! 】

[Bing Miao: where is biubiubiu, broad and profound...... Please, tell me......]

[Yuwen Xiuce: The meaning of biubiubiu is quite complicated to explain, and it needs to tease the language, history, culture, humanities, science, etc. of the galaxy...... Nothing! 】

[Bing Miao: Let's not talk about why it needs to be ignorant to explain it. Is it really appropriate that you, as a composite, don't know anything about your home planet? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I left my home planet when I was a child and was forced to grow up on Earth......]

[Bing Miao: Don't copy Superman's episodes casually, Soul Light! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: In short, I will introduce it to you in the most general and concise language. The so-called biubiubiu, it means: Recently, the Fool Star has newly promoted a young legendary professional - the Legendary Fool, who has been in the limelight for a while, resulting in a sharp decline in the influence and voice of the Fool Star in the metamorphosis galaxy. At this time of life and death, only the little prince of the teasing star, the only dual-career legend who has teased the lowly and the for hundreds of millions of years - the perfect combination of the legendary tease and the legendary - Lord Yuwen Xiuce, can resolve this crisis! At this point, before returning home, I will enter the most outstanding peak preparation state, and transform into three stages! Thus completely overwhelming the opponent in momentum! 】

[Bing Miao: I won't complain about so many legendary professions before...... biubiubiu can let you take the opportunity to water so many words, I can also put it aside first...... I just want to ask you, your three-stage transformation is ** external wear? Then you first paragraph. The second transformation, what is it exactly?! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: The first paragraph...... Strip naked. Second paragraph...... Put on your clothes, the third paragraph, put on **, and the transformation is complete! 】

[Bing Miao: Such a perverted act with no lower limit, you can still answer it as if nothing happened, like answering a short-answer question on a logic exam......]

[Yuwen Xiuce: Hey! Don't underestimate the legendary sage who was the first to tease the of dual classes in hundreds of millions of years. This level was easy to do before I even learned to walk! 】

[Bing Miao: Is this something to be proud of?] Is this something to be proud of! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Of course yes, I also got a little red flag because of this! ] 】

【Bingmiao: ......】

[Author: Scared, right? Speechless, I told you. Once Yuwen Xiuce enters the battle state, ordinary people are not opponents at all! 】

[Bing Miao: Then what do you do? 】

[Author: Funny sage Yuwen Xiuce! ] 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Here! ]

[Author: There is a female reader in front who loves you so much that she is crazy, if you don't get your signed edition to wear it in limited quantities but often wear it inside**, she will die! Please hurry up and rescue you! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Received! ] Funny Sage - Attack! 】

Tease, tease, tease, bang......, bang Tease tease......

"Ah——, rascals...... Perverted! ”

"It's over, it's over, it's over—" As a siren sounded from far to near and from near to far, there was finally one less pervert in the world for the time being......

[Bing Miao: The onomatopoeia of your siren really makes people want to complain about it......]

[Author: Hey, in good conscience, it's better than biubiubiui......]

[Yuwen Xiuce (suddenly appeared): Who is summoning the hero who is teasing the star!] 】

[Author: This is purely an accident......]

[Bing Miao: Slow down the police car, pick me up and go!] 】

[Author: Hmph, do you think you can get rid of the sage in this way? Immature! Funny Sage, that guy chasing the police car needs your help! 】

[Yuwen Xiuze (began to undress quickly): Understood! 】

【Bingmiao: ......】

Let's give our brains a little rest so that we can get rid of the tease xenotoxins smoothly......

Book to Correct...... Transmit!

The screen pans back to a room in the girls' dormitory......

……

……

[Yuwen Xiuce: What are you doing? Why is it silent and play deep? 】

[Author: Shhhh

[Yuwen Xiuce: What are you looking at? The eyes are straight...... Wow-]

[Author: Shhh——! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Uh-huh~]

……

[Bing Miao: What about people? Isn't the picture transferred to the dormitory, what are you two looking at from God's perspective? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce, Author: Shhh——! 】

Curious, Bing Miao also leaned over. Take a look. Immediately shocked: "How can there be a girl here without clothes......?" You beasts! You say that the picture transfers to a certain dormitory in the girls' building, but it turns out that you are referring to, a dormitory full of bare-ass girls?! ”

Author: "It's over, it's been discovered, and I can't see it as a ......"

Yuwen Xiuce: "Hey, I don't know if I have a chance next time, I won't have to wait until the Year of the Monkey...... Every time I visit the door on weekdays, I don't encounter this kind of ......"

Author: "It's a pity...... Some people can't see it as soon as they come. Obviously, it was just a little less than we did. was so angry that he scattered in two, so that everyone couldn't see it, it was too ruthless! ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Yes, yes, if you are so unhappy after watching it for a while, next time let him watch it alone for a while to make up for it." ”

Bing Miao: "Don't confuse me with you perverts, okay?" This kind of shameless thing, I will definitely see it stopped once and again! ”

Author: "Huh?! Is it really going to be that far? ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Don't worry, he's just tsundere, if there is no chance for other bystanders, he will definitely take it." I've been seeing the desolation of the earth! ”

Bing Miao: "Don't spread rumors for me!" Even if the young master is really unbearable, throw some money casually, is it difficult to push a supermodel? Don't do such an unclassy thing! ”

Author: "Tsk, young and ignorant! ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Yes, yes, how can spending money to overturn such a boring thing be compared with appreciating the beauty of creation with an artistic eye?!" ”

Author: "Hey, after all, he is the second male, and his life experience is poor." It's also excusable. ”

Bing Miao: "Don't confuse the perverted act of voyeurism with appreciating the beauty of creation, Soul Light! And where I lack life experience. It's the lack of perverted experience, right? When I was set, I was destined to be a good boy with good moral character, I am not a pervert and it is not because of the relationship between the male number two, don't look down on people because I am the male number two! ”

Author: "Cut, I'm still in a hurry, everyone is scattered." ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Yes. Tsundere is just a trouble, scatter. ”

Bingmiao: "Hey...... Feed...... Where are you going...... Wait for me! ”

Get down to business!

Once again, the screen cuts to a room in the girls' dormitory......

Yuwen Xiuce and Bingmiao were frantically rubbing the rocker.

Bing Miao: "Huh——, finally cut to the right scene this time. ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Why do I feel that there is deep regret in your tone?" ”

Bing Miao: "Sorry fart, can you still play the game happily?!" ”

In the room, it was easy to calm down Bing Miao. Pointing to the strange icon at the top left of the screen, he asked, "What is Suke?" ”

"This is ......" Yuwen Xiuce glanced at it, "the blessing of the fairy grandfather." Otherwise, how can you think that your character is outrageous in an instant, harvesting such a high-level monster, and it can be poured one by one like cutting wheat with a combine harvester. ”

"Cosplay lawn mowing game...... You made such a boring thing, it can't be because of your logical cleanliness again......" Bing Miao didn't know how to describe someone's neurotic logical obsessive-compulsive disorder. Plausibility checks at every turn are simply devastating......

It's already open, and you have to worry about how to design it logically to be reasonable? Obviously the intelligence is not enough, what are you talking about!

"There are only two ways to gain a lot of experience in a short period of time. One is the extremely high efficiency of clearing monsters, and the other is to kill higher-level monsters as much as possible. ”

"If you want both points to take effect at the same time, with the strength of your and my game characters, it's still too far behind. But considering that we are currently in the unique random secret realm, and we happen to answer the question raised by the fairy grandfather very gorgeously and brilliantly, it is understandable to get a little buff character status reward. Yuwen Xiuce replied to Bingmiao while persevering and rubbing the joystick.

"A little buff?"

With just a little gain, you can harvest these fierce monsters in front of you like wheat, stubble by stubble?

Bing Miao curiously clicked on the character status in the upper left corner of the screen, and among them was the small icon blessed by the so-called fairy grandfather, but more than 60 bonuses and up to 100,000% of the buff effect popped up in an instant, which was enough to make people lose their ability to speak in a short period of time......

"yes, it's a little buff. Compared to letting the fairy grandfather take action in person, where is this little buff reward. Yuwen Xiuce said dismissively for 60 completely different enhancement effects.

"How do you get the fairy grandfather to make a move?" Bing Miao was excited when she heard this, this plug-in design is very interesting, and it can even summon hidden NPCs to come to help?!

"Want to see it?" Yuwen Xiuce stopped what he was doing and said, "Then we have to do the task." ”

"Can we put the logic and rationality aside and hang it up properly!" Bing Miao was tortured by Xiu Ce's logical cleanliness and was about to collapse.

"I expected you to have this reaction, so I designed the mission to be very fun." Yuwen Xiuce quickly tapped on the keyboard, typing instructions, and instantly a selection interface popped up in the middle of the screen between the two.

"You see which one you want to play first." Yuwen Xiuce signaled that the choice was completely left to Bing Miao.

"Challenge mode, free mode, slashing mode......" Looking at the large row of options on the screen that he didn't know what to say, Bing Miao suspected that he had a phobia of choice for the first time in his life.

"It's more than who kills youkai in a certain amount of time. Is there any of this? Which option exactly? Bing Miao decided to ask Xiu Ce directly.

"Yes, how can this most basic gameplay not have ......!" Yuwen Xiuce was very unhappy and despised Bing Miao with his eyes, and clearly said-I didn't expect everyone to know each other for so long, and you still doubt my tireless pursuit of logical rationality!

[Author: Wow, the meaning of this look is so long, and I don't know if the sauce will be tired or not~]

Yuwen Xiuce clicked on the challenge mode, and then selected "Storm" in the list of the next level.

"How long is the time?" Yuwen Xiuce asked.

Bing Miao groaned for a moment, considering the level of operation and stamina of himself and Yuwen Xiuce......

It seems that no matter how you choose, there is no possibility of victory......!

"Fifteen minutes." Bing Miao gave a time that he thought was more appropriate. After fifteen minutes, I can maintain 100% of my peak operating standards. As for Xiuce's side, it is no longer within the scope of consideration at all. This game has nothing to do with winning or losing, what really needs to be weighed is how to lose the high-end atmosphere! (To be continued.) )