It is said that the two of them plunged into the woods......

(A million words omitted below!) ）

[Yuwen Xiuce: Hey! A book that is just a few hundred thousand words, and you omit a million at once? How many manuscripts do you have? After all, what do you have to do in the grove to make you write a million words, why is this number exactly the same as the number of words of Na Mei ? What the hell are you insinuating, tell me clearly, soul! 】

[Author: That...... A million words, naturally, describe the hardships of finding the entrance to the copy...... What do you think? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: ......, I think so too! 】

[Author: Don't worry, after repeated mechanical repetition......]

[Yuwen Xiuce: Hey! What about the entrance? If you say that, readers will think crookedly! 】

[Author: You are forcing me to count the words...... Repeat and repeat and repeat! Does this need to be explained? Give me a purity in my thoughts, Lao Tzu is a straight man! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Before you see Ka Miao with your bare ass...... That's what I think too......]

[Author: Why did you say that when you came to Siberia, you didn't bring or wear clothes, how many times do you want me to say it? Say it a few times! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: It's okay, I just want readers to realize more clearly and deeply that you are just a pervert. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info]

[Author: ......]

Get down to business!

After a million words of searching, Yuwen Xiuce suddenly found that he seemed to be in the wrong place......

[Yuwen Xiuce: Is it wrong to find a million words? Are you planning to rely on the plot of finding the way to mix up to 10 million words......]

[Author: Don't make trouble, this is a strict logical arrangement, you look down! ] 】

"It seems to be the ...... of the grove" Yuwen Xiuce looked in the other direction, the exact same wood, and muttered quietly.

"I've been looking for it for so long. You want to tell me, in fact, you are road blind? Bingmiao's eyes widened.

"Calm and calm...... Acting has to be done in a full set. Yuwen Xiuce comforted Bing Miao, "You think, as soon as the update is finished, the two of us will go online for two minutes, and we will enter a one-time random copy." Isn't it suspicious? Although it is likely that it is difficult to review the details of the copy, there is no problem at all outside of the one-time copy. ”

"You're stupid for me?" Bing Miao was hard for a while, "The two big men repeated and repeated in the grove...... A million words, isn't it suspicious? ”

"It's all said to calm you down, what do you think it is?" Yuwen Shuce turned around, controlled the White Yaksha, and jumped in a certain direction in the woods.

Facing the faint sunlight shining in between the trees, Bing Miao seemed to see a vague figure in the shade of a tree.

Wait until the distance is closer. You can see some clues. The other party is a tall man in a large cloak, quite the style of an ancient knight.

"Point him!" Yuwen Xiuce ordered.

Bingmiao obediently clicked the other party with the mouse.

"Ah~~~~~~h......h

"Your sister! This is definitely a deliberate design of you slut! Bingmiao covered her ears and burst into tears, "This computer can't be used anymore, you pay me for the computer!" ”

"Calm...... Not what you think! Yuwen Xiuce pretended to be serious, but the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't be concealed no matter what, "He's just injured~"

"Can you scream so well about an injury? You think I haven't been to the hospital, do you?! If the injury can be like this, who will have surgery and anesthetic! Bing Miao became excited, and her speech was like a machine gun.

"Don't believe me? You see! Yuwen Xiuce next made a move that Bing Miao will never forget in the next life - with the incomparably gorgeous hand speed of Hall of Fame players, click on the "injured" Jianghu knight......

Bingmiao felt like she was going to take sick leave long enough. Go to a place where there are no males, and cooperate with the professional oil pushing physiotherapy of countless beautiful female psychiatrists. It will take a lifetime to be healed!

You beast, that knight has been played bad by you! Don't you see his expression contorting and his body shaking violently!

Painful?

It's painful - love!

You give me enough to stop, my soul is light!

"Rao...... Spare your life! The Jianghu knight gasped.

It's time to play with human life...... Didn't I tell you to take safety measures many times!

"Spare your life?" Yuwen Xiuce smiled coldly, and once again broke out with a violent hand speed like a storm......

"You play first, I'll go out and rest......" Bingmiao covered her ear, which was about to become deaf. Staggered to his feet. If you're a normal person, you can't have any interest in the male version of the Tramway-Wolf!

"The entrance to the treasure is right behind me......" The Jianghu Knights suddenly said this, and immediately made Bing Miao, who was already planning to leave, sit down again.

"What's the mantra!" Yuwen Xiuce said in a condescending tone, and moved his finger joints by the way.

"You let him speak first! If he doesn't say it, you let me go out first. And then you play again, okay? "Bing Miao was really scared by that magic sound.

"The mantra is ......" Jianghu chivalrous man really lived up to expectations and said the answer, "The mantra is ......"

"Loved!"

"Poof-" Bingmiao spurted out a mouthful of old blood half a meter away, your sister's love!

Can you say the mantra well? Even if you use the startup sound of the plug-in just now - teasing teasing, teasing, bangbang, bang...... It's better than that!

[Yuwen Xiuce: Hmph, you finally understand how outstanding my aesthetics are! 】

[Bing Miao: Really...... Even in the perverted circle, you are considered a niche ......! 】

Repeating this unrelenting mantra respectively, the painting style on the screen changed, and after switching the map reading bar in an instant, Yuwen Xiuce and Bing Miao appeared in one ...... In the grove.

"From grove to grove?" Bing Miao said angrily, "At least make such a difference for me from the Hundred Herb Garden!" From grove to grove is a hair! ”

"The grove we came to is called Baicao Garden...... Yuwen Xiuce said in a low voice, "This grove is called—"

"Is it called? There is a limit to the spoof, too! This stalk is cold! "Bing Miao looks like what you are going to do, in fact, I have guessed everything.

"This grove is also called the Hundred Herb Garden......" Yuwen Xiuce even if he spoke normally, he was also cheap and domineering in the eyes of others, "How can the grove be called?" There's no little yellow-book here! ”

"From the Herb Garden to the Herb Garden...... There's a little yellow book in it?! Bing Miao laughed angrily, "Believe it or not, Mr. Zhou's readers have eaten you alive!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Wow...... Uncritically...... Sir's readers have such a heavy taste......"

Bing Miao: "Metaphor. It's just a metaphor! It's meant to make you pay a heavy price! ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Sir's readers will read this book?" Don't make a fuss...... Will this book have readers with three positive views? Even if there is, if you insist on seeing this, you will be blind at least a thousand times! ”

Bing Miao: "I was speechless......"

Completely giving up arguing with Yuwen Xiuce, Bing Miao began to look at the grove in front of him in large numbers.

It's a grove!

It is made up of many small trees.

The reason why it is called a grove is because. There are no big trees here.

Later, when the small tree grows up and becomes a big tree......

I cut them all down and planted them with little trees, which I called the groves!

[Author: Xiuce, come and see, how do I write this modern poem? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: From the point of view of freshness, it is indeed! ] 】

"What about the treasure that was good? Say good artifact plug-in bug function! Bingmiao looked around, and there were trees in her field of vision, and she was disappointed for a while.

"Haven't you used a cheat?" Yuwen Xiuce was surprised. "If you want anything, go to the plug-in and retrieve it......"

While speaking, Yuwen Xiuce opened the plug-in menu and clicked a few times skillfully, "Of course, these are also newly added functions after someone falls asleep." ”

At the moment when the operation ended, an NPC that looked like a fairy grandfather immediately appeared in front of the two of them.

"...... this?" Bing Miao was curious and about to step forward to trigger the conversation.

"Wait a minute." Yuwen Xiuce pointed to the icon on Bingmiao's interface. There are a couple of new macros in there, saying, "Use this to trigger a conversation." Otherwise, your account will crash. ”

Bing Miao walked to the side of the fairy grandfather suspiciously, and opened the macro program assigned by someone.

"Young man, at this point the troubled times are coming, do you think that heroes should be judged by success or failure? Or don't judge heroes by success or failure? As soon as the fairy grandfather spoke, Bingmiao was shocked.

"Speculative games?" Bing Miao turned her head and asked.

Xiu Ce Nunu mouthed and motioned to Bing Miao to look at the screen.

Bing Miao turned her head. I saw that the night god moon with the macro program turned on the screen was gushing endlessly, a set of philosophical theories that he had never heard of......

"What the hell is this?" Bingmiao suddenly received a prompt on the interface, and the remarks just now had gained an unimaginably large amount of experience.

"Just in case. I made a set of built-in speaking procedures with some jerky philosophical theories, so that the reward for winning a large amount of experience for excellent performance in the answer can be explained logically. Yuwen Xiuce stepped forward and clicked on the same macro program himself, but the philosophy spoken on the screen was completely different from Bingmiao.

"Do you want to make two different sets of remarks, do you want to be so direct by pretending to be superior?!" Bing Miao disregarded the massive experience and despised the Dao.

"I was bored and typed a few words casually, just carving insect skills." Yuwen Xiuce's indifferent expression made Bingmiao feel even more unhappy.

"Let's do this for now, and then use this macro when we go back and hang up...... Let's try something else. Bing Miao stopped the macro program, brought up the plug-in menu, and began to study other instructions.

"Try this." Yuwen Xiuce pointed to one of the instructions and said.

“who-is-your-daddy！” The moment Bing Miao knocked down these characters, countless demons and monsters rushed out all over the mountains, all with hideous faces, holding all kinds of sharp weapons, surrounded from all directions.

"How did this summon so many wild fathers!" Bing Miao was anxious, and when she shouted who your father was, so many wild monsters agreed, and at first glance it was a ruthless character, is this here to recognize your relatives, or to clean up the portal?

"You can order whatever you want." Yuwen Xiuce signaled Bing Miao not to worry, just manipulate the game device as he wants, and ignore the buttons of any skill spells at all. In short, even if you roll the keyboard with your face, there is a problem!

Bing Miao shook the joystick of the custom-made device twice, and casually poked a few times on the metal plate. The character actually took off the spear behind his back, and quickly counted the guns in front of him, and each shot he pointed, a colorful glass-like dazzling light bullet flew out from the head of the gun, falling into the monster group, and immediately exploded a piece of severed limbs.

"Haha, this is good, this is good!" As soon as he opened the hanging, he was excited about the star, Bing Miao, who had completely entered a state of forgetfulness, and he didn't even pay attention to the notice on the side of the screen that prompted him to gain a large amount of experience, the number of movements, and the proficiency of spells.

"It's really Too young, too simple......" Seeing Bing Miao throw a few missiles and dance, Yuwen Xiuce was quite disdainful, and his eyebrows fluttered to this extent...... Well, it's time to shake each other up~

Shaking his finger at Bing Miao very squeamishly, Yuwen Xiuze operated it seemingly casually, and Bai Yasha suddenly shuddered, as if someone had stuffed a rocket under his buttocks, and swooped into the air, and after a few poses in the air, like a missile, flew into the most concentrated position of the monsters.

Then, the big iron piece in Hakuyasha's hand was like an electric fan twisted to the highest gear, sticking to a bunch of monsters spinning, turning...... Turn, turn......

You don't even need to use any other way to move, and you can't stop feeling like you can go from one side of the map to the other without stopping.

"You Rippy!" Bingmiao couldn't look at it, "I'm going to turn too!" ”

"You use a gun...... How to turn? Yuwen Xiuce was quite speechless about Bing Miao's random comparison, taking a stick with a tip to spin in a circle? Can this visual effect be seen?

"Then I'm going to change my handsome moves!" Bing Miao said urgently.

You say change it? Why are you so awesome!

If the other party didn't have leather slippers in his hand, Yuwen Xiuce would not hesitate to take care of Bingmiao.

"The ultimate is a forward punch, but there is a cooldown~ Hmm...... It's about a few seconds, a little longer than the animation, and at your hand speed, it's equivalent to an infinite burst. In the face of the threat, Yuwen Xiuce explained the problem with iron bones, and then began to turn the fan blades happily.

Bing Miao wanted to cry without tears and said: "Then you have to tell me which key is a fist first......"

Knowing the nirvana, the rest of the work is to ravage the keyboard......

Bing Miao pressed forward and backward randomly, and sure enough, the characters on the screen were convulsed in place as if they were sick......

"Why is the animation of this move a little weird?" Bing Miao couldn't bear it anymore after looking at it for a while, so she pushed Xiuce beside her.

"Your sister, don't just follow the direction...... You only press the direction and don't press the action button, but you don't play on the spot! "Yuwen Xiuce is worthy of being a master of the Hall of Fame glory level, and he can see the crux of Bingmiao's operation at a glance!

[Author: It still takes a Hall of Fame glory-level master to see the problem? My neighbor's little niece who has just learned to open a computer is here, and she can see the problem at a glance! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Don't brag! Your neighbor doesn't have a little niece at all! 】

[Bing Miao: This intelligence ...... I'm drunk too......]

[Author:...... The most frustrating thing is that I was speechless ......] (To be continued. )