Doggy Vardy?

Second girl Vardy?

What the hell is this name?

However, Vardy, who was on the verge of fainting, was also glad that they did not yet know other names of equal power.

Iron eggs, silly girls......

Kicking open the locker room door, Vardy decided he was going to fight the bastards.

If you let your future children know that they were almost given such a lofty name by their father's cheating teammates, it is estimated that they must want to die and then be reincarnated and reincarnated as a new person.

It's just that when Vardy entered the house, the style of the dressing room was like this.

"I don't know if the old man will play the FA Cup?"

"Obviously not, the Champions League knockout round is about to begin, and it will be difficult to fight on both fronts, let alone distract from the FA Cup!"

"But the next opponent in the Champions League is Lille, and the opponent's strength can't be taken at all, so the old man shouldn't care!"

"Since we can break into the round of 16 of the Champions League, our strength is still okay, and we must not be careless!"

"Oh, by the way, I often go to the club and there are a group of new girls, and I will take you to experience it when I have time, to ensure that you are cool and crooked!"

"Yes, yes!"

......

Vardy had just kicked the door open angrily, and everyone in the dressing room was stunned, and immediately began to discuss other things enthusiastically, as if they were not naming Vardy's children at all.

Vardy's black line, these unscrupulous animals, how come there is not a thunderbolt to kill them!

Looking at Ronaldo and Rooney, who were frowning at him, Vardy smiled suspiciously.

It doesn't matter what other people joke about, don't forget the two of you, you still have one more request from me!

Aren't you afraid that I'll let you run naked?

Vardy's eyes made Ronaldo and Rooney shiver before they came, and the nightmare of the island nation was still lingering in their minds, and they only had one word for Vardy's ability to make a whole person.

......

In the FA Cup match in midweek, the old man really did not send the main lineup, and even among the substitutes, only a few fringe substitutes who often can't go up for a long time got the opportunity to play, obviously, Ferguson did not put the FA Cup in the plan.

In England, the FA Cup is still very high, this is a traditional competition that everyone generally agrees on, full of gold, and the League Cup, which is very important in other countries, does not have much audience in England.

But the problem is that no matter how valuable the FA Cup is, it is certainly not as good as the Premier League and the Champions League.

Now Manchester United is in good momentum on these two fronts, with six points ahead of Chelsea in the Premier League and a good chance of winning the title and recovering lost ground;

In the Champions League, the opponent in the first knockout round is almost the weakest of the round of 16, and the Red Devils' promotion to the quarter-finals is almost a certainty.

With such a good situation, how could Manchester United be willing to waste energy in the FA Cup?

If Manchester United had enough depth on the bench, then the old man would definitely not mind fighting for the treble, but now Manchester United can guarantee a two-line operation, they do not have the luxury of Chelsea's bench lineup, and the injury wave a while ago has made the old man even more nerve-wracked.

In the end, in the FA Cup with the reserve team as the starting line-up, Manchester United were eliminated cleanly, and like in the Carabao Cup, they said goodbye to home in their first appearance.

This time, Manchester United has overcome all obstacles and can concentrate on the two-front battle of the Premier League and the Champions League!

......

Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney still didn't run away to help Vardy look at the wish, and seeing the two of them trembling as if they were walking, Vardy finally couldn't help laughing.

"Don't worry, I won't kill you!"

It's just that Vardy's assurances made the two more restless.

In fact, Vardy really didn't plan to embarrass the two of them, he pitted them so badly in the island country last time, if he continued to prank like this, it is estimated that he would lose the friendship between the two.

So this time, Vardy has two purposes, one is to tease off the pitch, and the other is to tease to achieve his own goals.

"Can I go to a medical institution to freeze sperm first, I'm afraid that the consequences will be too serious and I won't be able to have children in the future!" Rooney pleaded with Vardy with a sad face.

"Well, let's go, by the way, I have to write a suicide note to my mother, I have to let her know how I didn't!" Ronaldo also joined in the fun with a desperate tone.

In fact, the two of them are not as cowardly as they appear, and Vardy is at most a spoof of them, how can it bring them any danger!

Jamie Vardy took Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney to Trafford Mall, the second largest shopping centre in Europe and one of Manchester's landmarks.

"What are you doing here? Three of us big men shopping together? What a shame! Ronaldo covered his face and deliberately made a shy look.

Vardy has nothing to say about Ronaldo, who is increasingly bent by himself, and at this time, it is Rooney's fist that goes directly to solve the problem.

Sure enough, Rooney jumped up and punched Ronaldo in the head, and said viciously: "Don't be disgusting! ”

Then it was left for Ronaldo to cover his head and grin with his teeth bared.

All three are dressed in disguise, otherwise it would be strange that United's three superstars would be hanging out of the mall in such a grand manner, so that tourists would not riot.

The end result is likely to be two, signing for the United fans until the second half of the night, or being killed by the Manchester City fans next door......

Finally, the three of them arrived at their final destination, a men's lingerie store in a shopping mall.

That's right, this brand of underwear is the men's underwear brand founded by Vardy before, and after finishing the design and production process, it has begun to set up stores in major shopping malls, and Trafford shopping center is the flagship store in England.

The name of the brand is Vardy, which the investment team insisted on because they felt that it would make the underwear more visible.

According to their plan, there are several series in the underwear brand, including the teasing series, the sports series, the business series and the children's series, etc., as for the future, it will increase the business of women's underwear.

Looking at the name of the underwear flagship store, even if Rooney and Ronaldo are sluggish, they understand that this store belongs to Vardy.

"Oh my God, Jamie, you've collected so much men's underwear so quietly, even to the point where you can sell it, and you don't have a habit of it!" Rooney almost screamed with a sigh.

Vardy had a black line on his face and knelt for Rooney's brain circuit.

Why am I so addicted to collecting men's underwear, even if I have quirks, I'm going to collect women's underwear!

Ronaldo next to him looked thoughtful, and he was very touched by Vardy's investment behavior.

Compared with the previous life, due to Vardy's birth, Ronaldo's commercial value is actually slightly inferior, and now he has not become a peerless double pride in world football with Messi, although the income is objective, but it has not reached the level where you can show off your wealth at will.

However, Ronaldo's business acumen has already begun to work, and in his previous life, he invested in the creation of men's underwear brands, acquired hotels, etc., in fact, he already has an idea now.

It's just that now Vardy has gone ahead of him, and he has strengthened his determination to invest.

"Jamie, in fact, I also had the idea of starting a men's underwear brand before, but I never had the opportunity to implement it, I didn't expect you to have come ahead of me!" Ronaldo sighed to Vardy.

Vardy smiled, but didn't speak.

Could he say that he borrowed from Ronaldo's previous experience?

In fact, for Vardy, starting an underwear brand is really just playing, as Apple's stock price has skyrocketed, Vardy's value has also risen, and he knows that this is far from the end, and when he goes public on Facebook, he will be a proper world-class billionaire.

"Today's task is to put on underwear, stand in the window and be a model, yes, it's the kind that won't move, if you are willing to scare people suddenly, you can feel free, anyway, today is to have fun!"

Vardy spread his palms and spoke to Wayne Rooney and Ronaldo in a master's attitude.

The two friends suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, at least they were still wearing underwear, and they didn't have to be naked, which was great!

In fact, in Europe, people don't mind bare their sexy bodies at all, especially men, and it's nothing short of their pride.

Standing for Vardy's brand, even if it is a brother, and can also spoof tourists, it sounds very interesting, and their minds have already made up the picture of pedestrians being scared by them.

Besides, there's Vardy going crazy with them, what's there to be afraid of!

There's no shame in it!

Soon, there were dedicated makeup artists to help them with their makeup, especially since they had to apply a layer of oil to the surface of their bodies, which would make them look more like real plastic models.

Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one, the three of them went to their posts and came to the position of their own platform.

First of all, Ronaldo has to stand in the window and pose for a ton, of course, this posture can't be too difficult, otherwise he will definitely not be able to stand it for a long time.

Wayne Rooney stood on the inside of the store, also posing as a model, while Vardy stood in the center of the store.

There is nothing to fight for in terms of position, anyway, they will be swapped after a while, and they will all experience it.

Obviously, standing in the window outside is the most interesting, more people can see it, whether they enter the store or not, if there are tourists who think Ronaldo's model is very interesting, stop and observe, then Ronaldo is likely to suddenly move and scare people to death.

And after Cristiano Ronaldo attracts tourists to the store, then they will find models of Vardy and Wayne Rooney.

These two can't be true too, right?

Then, as it turned out, it was true, but the price of getting the truth was that they might be scared into falling down again.

At the end of the day, it will definitely make them have fun, and while playing, they will promote the brand out, with the ability of the English media to capture the news, the publicity effect is definitely no less than a lot of advertising.