It's not a weekend, it's morning, and there aren't a lot of customers in the mall, and a large part of them are foreign tourists. Updates are fast and ad-free.

Since there are no customers in the store, Vardy can stand more relaxed, but Ronaldo in the window has to be a little straighter.

In fact, Ronaldo, as a superstar, is still very attractive, and customers passing by will at least stop and watch even if they don't walk into the store.

Perhaps many tourists are thinking, this store called "Vardy" actually uses models with the image of Ronaldo, is this an illegal use of the images of two superstars at once?

More customers happily took out their cameras to take photos with the model of Ronaldo's image, you know, this model is so realistic, it is even more realistic than the wax figure of Mrs. Windsor.

It's just that what makes Vardy wonder is why the always naughty Ronaldo didn't scare these customers, this product stands uncharacteristically straight, like a real plastic model.

Perhaps attracted by Ronaldo's image model, customers began to enter the store one after another, so Vardy could only stand more serious.

An elderly couple?

No, you can't scare them, if you scare them, you probably have to give them a pension.

A young woman with a baby in her arms?

No, the matter of having an illegitimate child hasn't passed yet, if it makes such a show, it is estimated that in the mouth of the media, this child will be his own.

A boyfriend and girlfriend?

Well, this one is good.

Young man, if I am so frightened that the girl throws herself into your arms, you don't have to thank me, this is what I should do!

That's you!

Vardy was ready and waited for the man and woman to come to him.

"Look, my dear, there's actually a Vardy model here, it's too similar, just like Cristiano Ronaldo outside!"

The girl was as cheerful as a bird, not at all embarrassed by the fact that this was a men's underwear store.

On the contrary, the boy was a little uncomfortable, because the things in it were too expensive, and he was really reluctant to spend so much money on underwear.

"With such a grandiose use of the images of Ronaldo and Vardy, and even the name is Vardy's, isn't their boss afraid of being accused of infringement?" The boy said a little angrily.

The girl blinked and asked rhetorically, "How do you know that Vardy didn't create this brand himself?" ”

The boy was speechless.

The two spoke, came to Vardy, pointed to the underwear that Vardy was wearing, and the girl said excitedly: "Look, this teasing series is very suitable for you!" ”

The boy wants to cry, I'm not teasing!

Vardy is looking for a suitable opportunity, or the girl wants to take a picture with her own model, or simply pinch the muscles on her arm to feel the authenticity, so that Vardy can rightly say: Please don't touch me!

This effect is estimated to be very scary, and it is estimated that it is not impossible for the girl to be so frightened that her skirt has fallen.

"Look at it, this model is so similar, it feels like the real thing, it must have been ordered from Mrs. Windsor!"

As she spoke, the girl reached out to Vardy, but where she reached out and touched it was something that Vardy didn't expect.

"Look at it, even the bulges in this place are so similar!" The girl's hand had reached in front of Vardy and pulled it directly into the crotch.

Vardy's face turned green in an instant.

Dear, do you want to be so unrestrained?

Don't pinch, shatter!

"Oh my God, it still feels soft, it's incredible, how did they do it, inflatable-doll?"

The girl's nerves were very large, and after feeling that the touch was very soft, she didn't put it down, and continued to rub it several times.

Vardy reacted, his lower body slowly bulging at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his expression had become embarrassed.

"Soft ...... Soft? It's getting bigger? At this time, little Vardy's change caught the girl's attention, and even if her nerves were big, she sensed that something was wrong!

With an exclamation, he jumped away and hid beside his boyfriend, his eyes wide.

The boy didn't know what was happening, but was startled by the girl's reaction.

That's when Vardy knew he had to play.

"This, you can see it, there's no need to touch it, after all, your boyfriend is still here, isn't he?"

Vardy teased with a slight embarrassment, but he still posed as a model, motionless.

The boy and the girl were really shocked this time, although the girl vaguely knew that the model posing was a big living person, but the boy didn't know that a model who was subconsciously thought to be a dead thing actually spoke, this is Resident Evil?

"Don't be nervous, I'm a model, if you don't disturb my work, I won't speak!" Vardy saw the nervousness of the two and explained with a smile.

At this time, the boy and girl realized that this was a real model!

The girl's face was red, she had been kneading Vardy for a long time!

No, it's Vardy himself!

Oh my God, Vardy himself actually wore panties and modeled in the mall?

The two of them almost screamed with excitement.

Even if he is not a fan, Vardy is a very well-known celebrity, just like in later generations, even if he is not a fan, he will definitely know Ronaldo and Messi.

What's more, the two are out-and-out Manchester United fans, and the excitement of meeting Manchester United's leading stars in the store is indescribable.

The girl couldn't wait to hang on to Vardy and ask her boyfriend to help her take a photo with Vardy, and she no longer saw the embarrassment caused by rubbing just now.

It's just that the boy seems more excited than the girl, and asks the clerk for a pen to ask Vardy to sign his clothes, leaving his girlfriend out in the cold.

Vardy would love to convince him, lad, you're going to be single for the rest of your life.

After satisfying the couple's request for an autograph, Vardy suddenly rolled his eyes and came up with another great idea.

Stepping down from the platform, Vardy pulled the couple into the corner and muttered quietly.

"I invested in this brand, and it happened to be okay today, so I came to help model and promote it. You see, there are models of Ronaldo and Rooney in the store, but those are fake, I got their permission to use their imagination, after all, we are all good buddies! ”

As Vardy spoke, the couple kept nodding their heads, looking excited, apparently not recovering from their excitement.

"As the first customer to recognize me as a real person, the store will give you a gift, which is the funny series of underwear I wear, but before you can get the gift, you have to complete a small task!"

Vardy continued to say with a demagoguery: "As you know, Rooney Ronaldo and I are friends and like to joke with each other. Once in a while, you just take a stick and stab Rooney's ass in the ass, and I'll shoot it and turn around and piss them off. As long as you help me complete the task, then the gift will be given to you! ”

After listening to Vardy's words, the couple covered their mouths excitedly, and their faces were full of incredulous expressions.

They were lucky enough to meet Vardy when they went shopping, and they were able to get a gift from Vardy, is this the rhythm of heaven?

And just now they also saw that Vardy's brand underwear is very expensive, at least the boy will not be willing to buy it, and now Vardy actually wants to give it, how can he not be happy and excited.

Isn't it just going to stab Rooney's ass, it's not really Rooney anyway, it's just a plastic model, it's a little meaning!

They wouldn't believe that Rooney would be so bored, wearing underwear to help Vardy stand on the platform in his shop.

In fact, Rooney really has that much boredom!

Although he didn't see the scene where the girl rubbed little Vardy just now, he still laughed enough because of the little couple's reaction, but he didn't know that a stick was approaching him.

Vardy couldn't find the stick, so he took a clothes hanger and handed it to the girl.

Be brave and stab, girl!

As long as you poke it, the panties are yours!

The girl excitedly took the clothes hanger and walked excitedly to Rooney, who was still pretending to be a model.

Rooney heard movement behind him, and he thought that the young couple was going to try to see if they were real or not, and he wondered how he was going to scare them.

Suddenly jumped up and yelled?

No, it's so uncreative!

Well, let's just say "Beauty, do you want to make an appointment?" This must be interesting!

But just as he was thinking about what would happen next, suddenly a huge thing stabbed the chrysanthemum, and that tearing feeling made him ascend to heaven in an instant!

No longer caring about scaring people, covering his chrysanthemum, Rooney screamed, and the whole person curled up.

However, his purpose of scaring people has indeed been achieved, because the little couple has been completely scared silly!

Isn't this a fake model?

How did it come true?

I stabbed Rooney's ass with this?

The two stood there in disbelief, as if a century had passed.

But by this time, Vardy was already laughing in the corner.

This stupid girl really dares to poke ah, the nerves are terrible, not to mention rubbing little Vardy just now, just poking Rooney, Vardy feels that she has used all the strength of breastfeeding......

Now the little fat man can't have an anal fissure, right?

Should I call an ambulance?

Well, let's hurry up and give them a pair of underwear to let them flash, otherwise when Rooney recovers, he probably won't let them go.

"Jamie, I'm fighting with you!"

After waiting for a long time, Rooney got up from the ground, his face so black that he seemed to be able to drip water.

Vardy hurriedly raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, shaking his head like a rattle, "I didn't stab it!" ”

"Nonsense, of course I know you didn't stab me, but if you don't bewitch them, they can stab me with a stick?"

Rooney wasn't stupid, even if he didn't hear it, he understood it when he thought about it.

"Uh, the stabbing is over, it's useless for you to retaliate against me, otherwise the next party will arrange a little star for me to give you?" Vardy knows what works best against Wayne Rooney.