Chapter 273: Durex is better than you
The field has already become a mess, and the game cannot be carried out for the time being. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
If a player is injured, the game will continue after the game, unless the goalkeeper receives medical treatment.
And now the situation is that the linesman actually Nima is asleep!
How can this game be restarted?
After making sure that the linesman was snoring ruddy rather than sudden, the referee team and staff tried every means to wake him up, but the most he could do was to roll over and continue to sleep......
Vardy was very strange at this time, is the hypnosis card so powerful?
The last time I hypnotized Ronaldo, he woke up after a push, but now why has the effect changed on the linesman?
Well, the only explanation is that this side is really sleepy!
The hypnosis card is just a trigger, a fuse, and since you are asleep now, there is no reason to wake up at all!
But what about the competition?
I have seen the referee have an accident before, and the fourth official temporarily goes up, which can be regarded as a regular solution to emergencies.
But who has ever seen a fourth official come on to replace the linesman?
Well, there is no way, the fourth official can only bite the bullet and come up.
After a half-day hiatus due to the linesman's sleep incident, the game was finally resumed, and by this time, the leading United were starting to really take control of the game.
The seasoned Manchester United controlled the game until the end of the first half, and not only did City fail to equalize, but even attacked poorly during this period.
At half-time, Vardy had a smile on his face, but it didn't seem abrupt, because the United players basically reacted in this way, mainly because what happened to the linesman just now was too unbelievable and happy.
However, Ronaldo had a puzzled look on his face, looking at Vardy as if he was pondering something.
The last time I sat on the bench with Vardy, I didn't know what was going on, as if I was hypnotized, I fell asleep leaning on Vardy, and I felt a huge shame at the time.
But I didn't think much about it at the time, and I thought it was just sleepy!
But now a linesman can actually lie on the edge of the lawn and sleep directly on the edge of the law enforcement game, which is a bit too absurd, how to think about it feels incredible!
Is there such an exaggerated and coincidental thing in the world?
Cristiano Ronaldo's instincts told him that it had to do with Vardy.
Could it be that Vardy could have been fabled in hypnosis?
The kind of magician who can lull people to sleep with a yo-yo in two swings?
It feels suspicious!
Facing Ronaldo's detective-like appearance, Vardy said very calmly, if you can find evidence that I am a ghost, count you as a cow!
At half-time, the FA and the referees were on the verge of breaking down, and they fully experienced the joy of life's unknown.
Nima can actually fall asleep!
If it weren't for tens of thousands of people watching it at the scene, and millions of people seeing it on TV, they would never have believed it.
Normally, this kind of thing is definitely less likely than a beggar to become the prime minister of the United Kingdom.
But such a strange thing just happened, it's terrible!
They can only make a bitter face and prepare to wipe their butts with this matter, and try to minimize the impact.
Anyway, tomorrow the eyes of the entire world football will probably shift to England, and a referee who can fall asleep while officiating the game is definitely more attractive than a national treasure.
The United players were gleefully talking about the first half of the game, and of course, the linesman who was very unfriendly to them and was still asleep in the middle of the game was definitely at the centre of the conversation.
"I just want to know, how many days has he not fallen asleep, you see what he slept just now, if I had such a high quality of sleep when I was a child, I must have been 5 cm taller than now!"
Wayne Rooney was the most active, his goal was blown away in the first half and now the referee is unlucky, and he is undoubtedly the most gloating.
Vardy wanted to join the discussion, but when he heard Rooney's words, he suddenly seemed to be struck by a bolt of lightning and stood on the spot.
I'll go!
I'm not stupid!
Why didn't I think about growing up!
Vardy was eager to give himself a resounding slap in the face, a punishment for not knowing how to turn his brain.
The system is so versatile, you can use the system to make yourself taller!
Not much, now 178 cm, as long as it can grow to more than 183, at least it doesn't have to be said to be five short stature!
Anyway, there is a preset task system, and every time you set a task reward, you will increase your height by one centimeter, and you can get it a few times!
Presumably, in the system, this shouldn't be a reward against the sky.
Vardy seems to have seen the day when he can look at Cristiano Ronaldo......
It's a bad feeling to be looked down on all the time!
What's even more suspicious is that every time she goes on a date with Clancy, the long-legged goddess with a height of 175 wears high heels and is a head taller than Vardy.
How does this make Vardy cheer up a man?
Now, Vardy suddenly brightened up, feeling that he had found a clear way in his confusion, a clear path to the rich and handsome.
I was only rich, handsome and handsome, and Gauguin was not touched, so this time I could account for at least two things!
At the end of the intermission, Vardy appeared on the stage, as if the 10,000-year-old single dog had solved the problem of his personal life at once, and it seemed that he had escaped from the famine and was divided into a few acres of land, and the days were rushed.
People are in good spirits on happy occasions, and Vardy, who has been fluttering like the sky, gave Manchester City a fatal blow at the beginning of the second half, cutting inside on the left side and penetrating the Manchester City defense with a sharp through ball, Ronaldo went out of the crowd and successfully countered offside, and easily pushed the shot.
This goal directly extinguished the arrogance of Manchester City's counterattack, and the game completely lost its suspense.
However, Vardy was a complete kick and poured salt on City's wounds.
Just two minutes after Cristiano Ronaldo's goal, Vardy went solo again, and a powerful volley from the edge of the box went straight through the Manchester City goal.
Vardy wandered through the boos at Maine Road, and the louder the boos from the City fans, the more Vardy hurt them, and the more they feared Vardy, who was enjoying the refreshing sensation of making the enemy tremble.
Looking at the referee with an unpredictable expression, Vardy's heart was happy, and his expression naturally brought out pride.
No matter what intrigues you have, in the face of absolute strength, you are all paper tigers, and you will be flattened as soon as you press it!
Of course, the important factor in Manchester United's ability to win Manchester City easily and cleanly is the teasing system, if it weren't for the hypnosis card that played a role and allowed the linesman to continue to wave, then Manchester United really didn't have a chance.
Many times, a game that should be normal is ruined by the referee, and as the absolute authority on the court, they are fully capable of changing the outcome of a game at will, which is the right given to them by the rules.
And when the right is out of regulation, something inexplicable happens.
Thinking of the linesman who had been hypnotized by himself and might now be sleeping in a corner, Vardy couldn't help but taunt him.
So, Vardy, who scored the goal, ran to the place where the linesman lay down to sleep just now, and in front of everyone's eyes, Gulu lay on the ground, posing exactly the same as the linesman, pretending to be asleep!
The fans in the stands booed, not for the linesman, of course, but for Jamie Vardy's celebration.
The members of the referee team all had a dog-beeping expression, what Vardy meant, they knew it, this was a naked mockery!
is also a member of the referee team, one wins and one loses, even if the linesman just did too much, you can't be so sarcastic!
The empathetic referee was tempted to send Ivan Vardy off the pitch, but there was no rule that allowed players to pretend to sleep while celebrating a goal, and on the surface it was just a novel celebration.
If Jamie Vardy is sent off, public opinion will be upset after the game, and he doesn't want to receive a threatening letter with bullets every morning.
Even if Vardy is to be punished, it will be investigated by the FA after the game, and the FA will punish him.
And the fans in front of the TV have knelt in front of the TV one after another, and they really knelt for Vardy.
If you don't pay attention, this thing will start to tease, which really catches them off guard!
Perhaps Vardy didn't think he had learned much, so he sat up again, picked up a bottle of water from the side, took a sip, and then lay down again in the speechless eyes of everyone.
For the sake of realism, Vardy is actually quite hard!
The water in his mouth was flowing from the corners of his mouth little by little, and he was using this way to act out the image of the linesman drooling while he had just slept.
I'm really convinced of how he came up with it!
Just when the United fans were about to go crazy with joy, Rooney suddenly entered the scene, and the guy actually stood aside to voice Vardy, and the sound from his mouth was a loud snoring......
This is probably the worst hack of a linesman in history!
Ronaldo was watching from the side, there were performances, there were dubbing, what could he do?
Well, from now on, I'm the audience!
Ronaldo hurriedly kicked over a ball, put it steady, and made it up, as if he had moved a small bench to sit on it.
Then act like a good baby, grinning and applauding Vardy and Rooney, with as exaggerated and exaggerated expressions as they can!
The others are really going to laugh, and after a good game, they were led off the track by the two-cargo trio, which made people laugh.
However, Ronaldo did not get praise from Vardy and Rooney, for the simple reason that the audience was not distracted at all.
No wonder this diving is often blamed, it turns out that everything is a problem of poor acting skills, which makes sense!
Vardy patted Ronaldo on the shoulder and said seriously: "Believe me, after you retire, you can go to the fashion industry to develop, but don't enter the entertainment industry, because you find that maybe a box of Durex on the shooting site is better than your acting skills!" ”