Chapter 274: I May Have Been Hypnotized by Vardy

With Jamie Vardy's two shots and one pass, United walked away from Maine Road with a victory, a good result but a relatively difficult one. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

Although the derby match itself attracted a lot of attention, after the game, the game exploded in the entire world football world.

Who would have thought that a linesman would lie down and sleep in the middle of law enforcement in such a grand manner?

If it were to be switched to an amateur league or simply a wild ball, it would feel a little incredible, let alone the Premier League, which is the most watched league in the world?

Is this the Premier League's version of Sleeping Beauty?

Of course, Jamie Vardy imitated the linesman sleeping to celebrate the goal, which also made the fans choke on joy, and some media even put together photos of the two sleeping positions for everyone to play the game of "everyone finds faults".

Anyway, for the fans, the bloody game is needed, and the joyful game is also needed, and every time there is an accident in a game with Vardy, they put the pot on Vardy's head, similar to the later "Blame Benzema".

Vardy is really not innocent, if it were replaced by other incidents, Vardy might still call out a grievance, but this time the referee was really put down by a hypnotic card from him, and he knew that he was wrong, so Vardy didn't explain it at all!

In addition, the claim that Vardy is a hypnotist has also become popular, and Ronaldo and the linesman have been hypnotized in a row, and Vardy's ability has not been said.

Many people suddenly realized that it was no wonder that Vardy had so many female companions, and there must be hypnotism in this.

What's the difference between casually going for a conversation and then hypnotizing a job and picking up a corpse?

So many female celebrities joked in interviews: If you see her with Vardy one day, then please save her, because she may not be willing, but hypnotized.

Of course, there are also a lot of girls who slander why Vardy doesn't hypnotize them, they give them a warm welcome, and even if they don't hypnotize, they want to be with Vardy......

As things got worse, Vardy even received invitations from a number of shows to perform hypnotism on TV shows.

Vardy is also a little speechless, what a sin!

Kisti also made a point of calling over and joking with Vardy: "Did you hypnotize me at the time, otherwise why would I have an intimate relationship with you?" ”

Vardy pursed his lips, and the image of the super ugly girl that Kisti used to dress up came to mind, and suddenly felt a chill in his heart.

"You're embarrassed to say, I also said that you hypnotized me, according to your image at the time, there were 100 men who could be scared away by you, 99, and the last one was blind!"

......

The FA is also in a hurry, sitting on the world's hottest league and having countless fans, but a rotten institution like the FA has been sprayed all over the place because of various unprofessional and cheating policies, and this time is no exception.

What a fantasy it is that a linesman in law enforcement can fall asleep on the sidelines, and it is absurd to appear in a Premier League game!

In order to reduce the adverse impact of the incident, the FA immediately announced that the linesman would be banned for life, and his refereeing career was completely over.

"We were also very surprised and shocked by such a thing, and after investigation, the linesman was a "temporary worker", and the linesman who was originally arranged was hospitalized due to a sudden illness, so he would temporarily replace the law enforcement for this game. We will strengthen our management to prevent such incidents from happening again. ”

The FA held a press conference to announce the outcome and came up with an excuse that seemed very good and very reasonable.

Vardy also couldn't laugh or cry, it turned out that this is how the stalk of "temporary worker" came from!

Well, FA, you guys won!

Public opinion has been boiling for two days, and it can't be contained at all, but because of another incident, the public's attention has been diverted.

If this matter has nothing to do with the FA, then the FA should feel very fortunate that someone has stepped forward to help them attract firepower, but now it seems that this matter has a lot to do with the FA, so the FA really wants to cry without tears.

The famous "Chieftain Gate" of England coach Eriksen in history broke out!

The process is complicated, simply put, a journalist pretending to be a rich Arab man, tricking Eriksen into saying that he wants to buy Aston Villa and will hire Eriksen to coach with the world's highest salary, but the naΓ―ve Eriksen is fooled.

Facts have proved that not everyone can be indifferent in the face of high salaries, and the word high salaries also blinded their original sanity.

Under the influence of alcohol, Erikson had already fantasized about this beautiful picture, and his mouth began to lose his grasp.

As in a previous life, Eriksen commented on his national team members in very derogatory terms:

Ferdinand is the big lazy;

Owen was a money-hungry man and went to Newcastle for money;

Rooney's tutoring is not good;

......

What's even more incredible to Vardy is that there is still himself in the object of this evaluation.

'Jamie Vardy is a fast comer, of course, sometimes it's a plus, if you can afford the transfer fee, it's a good idea to bring him to Villa, at least he can give Villa Park a funny atmosphere, and it's great to be a mascot!'

Out of control, the best way to describe the Gates of the Chiefs is to be.

Eriksen, the Swede, was originally regarded as the savior of the England national team and was highly respected, but now, he is about to be drowned in the saliva of the whole country.

Eriksen was so embarrassed that he was busy calling the players one by one to apologize when the public was in an uproar.

Vardy also received the call, but he didn't speculate for more than half a sentence, Vardy is very clear about the development of the follow-up, even if Eriksen can stay in office, but after the World Cup, he will definitely get out, so Vardy does not have to pretend to cater to Eriksen at all.

The FA is also busy putting out the fire and has publicly stated that they will continue to support Eriksen, which is good news for Eriksen, even if everyone criticizes him, at least he does not need to worry about losing his job for now.

This is indeed a very serious problem, with his current reputation on the stinking street, if he gets off the coach of the England national team, then he doesn't have to think about a new job in a short time!

This is really a ill-fated England manager, following the "zipper door", and there is an even more exciting "Chieftain's Gate", which fully proves the famous saying in line with Ma Zhe's theory - if you don't die, you won't die.

Some people have low IQ, some have low EQ, and of course, there are people with low IQ and EQ, and Erikson is clearly a typical representative of this type of person.

Being deceived by a reporter shows that he has a very low IQ, which is definitely a great shame.

But this is not the end, after proving that he has a low IQ, he has to put a label on himself with low emotional intelligence.

The England boss has made a big deal of accusing several Premier League clubs of corruption and illegal gold in the transfer process, which directly tarnishes the purity of the Premier League.

Some things are hidden in the shadows, irrelevant to the big picture, and no one cares, but this unspoken rule does exist.

Everyone plays like this, the rules of the game are like this, no one needs to hold on to anyone's pigtails, how good it is for everyone to be safe!

But Erickson had to poke the matter out and make it known to everyone in the world, which undoubtedly made many people have a bad reputation and smeared their image.

If this is only a small phenomenon, then it may not be a problem, but this is the unspoken rule of the whole Premier League, and there is no difference between Eriksen and stabbing a hornet's nest.

If it is only to poke out the "Chieftain's Gate", then Eriksen tried his best to save, and there may be a glimmer of life, but now as soon as the "Black Gold Gate" comes out, it is equivalent to Eriksen's self-isolation from England.

Public opinion has set off an uproar, and fans are also indignant, when the facts are exposed and placed in front of them, who can be willing to be deceived?

Now, even if the FA wanted to protect Eriksen, they couldn't do it, on the contrary, they already hated Eriksen to the core, and even if they could keep Eriksen, they wouldn't lend a hand.

The Swedes are to blame for everything, and with this antecedent, I am afraid that in the future, the Swedes will be street rats wherever they go.

Soon, the FA held a press conference to announce the FA's decision.

With Eriksen on his contract shortened, the Swede will remain in charge of the England national team until the end of the World Cup, and then just get out of the way.

There is no way, although most people hope to let the Swedes get out of the way immediately, but the World Cup is less than half a year away, and changing the coach at this time is definitely a taboo.

Why does it take a few months to choose a coach, right?

Why will it take a few months for the team to adapt to the new manager's style of play?

Maybe even until the start of the World Cup, the England national team has not yet completed the run-in, and when the time comes, go to the World Cup to play soy sauce?

Although it seems that Eriksen's character is not good at present, he still has the ability to lead the team, and England's playing style has been relatively mature under his control, and he may be able to make a difference in the World Cup!

As soon as the press conference was held, the England internationals expressed their forgiveness for Eriksen, obviously under pressure, and there is no need to have a stalemate with Eriksen at this time, after all, the World Cup still needs him to lead the team, and it is not good to wear small shoes for yourself at that time.

Vardy didn't show anything, he didn't want to have too much to do with Eriksen, he didn't want to have too much conflict with him, the Swede was destined to be just a passerby in his career, there was no need to have too much anxiety with a passerby.

Even if Eriksen still holds the power of life and death in the national team, his status has already plummeted, and Vardy will not worry about him being embarrassed at all.

is already unable to protect himself, and he has to deliberately make things difficult for others, does Erikson think that he will not die fast enough?