Vardy is now as uncomfortable as eating fly poop, and he never imagined that Manchester United would actually win the lottery!

Thinking of what I just said, if he really ran into a wanderer, he would be naked. Ben, Vardy had an urge to play dead. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Looking at everyone's malicious eyes, Vardy felt that he should pretend at this time!

The degree of humiliation of pretending to be cowardly is far less than that of going into battle in person. Flee.

Although he was originally a headline manufacturing line, most of the headlines were how to tease him. ran to the headlines, then you might as well find a crack in the ground to get in!

"Look, today's party was good, why don't I do it again one day?" Vardy opted for a roundabout tactic and it would have been nice if a treat would have solved the problem.

Perhaps for these young models, it is a very rare opportunity to be able to participate in the party held by the Premier League stars, even if they can't soar to become the star's regular partner, they can also get a lot of money, so they are very happy.

But in the world of Vardy's few friends, money is not an issue, and Vardy can be seen naked. Ben is interesting.

"Of course we don't have a problem with a treat or something, but don't think you can escape naked. Run, this is not negotiable! ”

Vardy has a black line, and he can't wait to slap himself in the face and make you owe it!

Of course, everyone didn't continue to embarrass Vardy and let him strip naked now. Ben, how to give him a time to prepare, mainly psychological preparation!

Even if you want to cut off your head, you have to give a hearty meal of severed heads, which is the embodiment of humanity.

A few of the animals felt that they had done their best and could even be regarded as good brothers.

The draw is over, and everyone is really only interested in United's next opponents, and they don't have to care who the other clubs meet, so it's party time.

Messing around until midnight, everyone walked into the bedroom with their female companions in their arms, and then the cries from each room came and went.

Vardy was so obsessed with Clancy's long legs that he didn't know when the expedition would come before he fell asleep.

......

Manchester United continue their devilish schedule.

With Jamie Vardy's goal, United narrowly beat Aston Villa in a tough but good result.

In the next round at home to West Bromwich Albion, the careless United were stunned by the opponent's three-board axe at the beginning, conceding two goals in a row, although Vardy assisted Ruud van Nistelrooy to pull one back in the second half, but still lost the game.

The defeat widened the gap between Manchester United and Chelsea, who in the eyes of many, saw Chelsea's league title in doubt.

However, Jamie Vardy still leads the scorers with 15 goals in 18 games, while also continuing to rank second in the assists list, behind Arsenal's small law.

Despite the hot barrel and numerous accolades for Vardy, he is well aware that he seems to be in a bit of a bottleneck right now.

In fact, he misses the task system very much, although most of the tasks are very cheating and it is very uncomfortable for him to complete, but it is undeniable that the task rewards are very rich, and that stage is also the stage of his fastest growth.

Now that the task system has been killed by itself, although the so-called preset task system is easy to complete, correspondingly, the rewards are pitiful, and the improvement of one's own strength is insignificant.

As a striker, if you can only score on the counter-attack, it is definitely not qualified, after all, Manchester United is not a pure counter-attacking team.

In addition, the inside shooting he practiced was very sharp, but it was not against the sky, as long as the opponent strengthened the defense, he could not get too much space.

The most basic ability of a goalscorer striker is to run and grab points, and in this regard, Ruud van Nistelrooy is the best role model, compared to him, he is too far behind, and even in the box, he is sometimes doing a disservice.

On the other hand, the ability to pass the ball also needs to be improved, don't look at your own assists list, but most of them are nanny balls sent by themselves in counterattacks, even if they don't score the ball, they are also sure to be able to score, so there is not much improvement in the team's offensive power.

It seems that he still has a long way to go if he wants to become a super shooter.

In fact, the current Vardy has already surpassed the heights that Vardy reached at the peak of his previous life.

The speed, explosiveness, and shooting skills on the counter-attack are not inferior to those of the previous life, and it is not surprising that he now has a free kick of his own, and a good shot on the inside goal, plus some other non-key supporting characteristics.

But this is not the end Vardy wants, he has worked hard to increase his strength, not just to reach the peak earlier.

My goal is to become the number one player in world football, and I am far from reaching that level now.

......

After playing West Bromwich Albion, the team rarely had a day off, and there was no way to do it, Christmas came.

Getting a respite from the hustle and bustle of the schedule is definitely the happiest thing, and the young Jamie Vardy is feeling a little overwhelmed.

I wanted to rest at home at Christmas and relax my tense nerves, but before he could put his ideas into action, he was destroyed by a few animals.

"Don't make a fuss, wouldn't it be nice to have a good day's rest, what kind of Christmas masquerade party, tired or not!" Vardy looked reluctant.

Rooney glared at Vardy and threatened: "Last time you said you were going to have another party, or you would be naked now?" ”

Well, Vardy was defeated.

Break your fortune and avoid disaster!

However, this kind of Christmas masquerade is definitely different from the last party, it is much more serious, at least not to find so many young models.

Sending invitations to the whole team, which can be regarded as communicating feelings on the training ground and off the field of play, is good for increasing team cohesion.

However, with the exception of some young players, veterans who have already started a family have politely declined the invitation, preferring to spend the holidays at home with their families.

Well, in fact, it was those people who participated, but there were more young people, and correspondingly, the young models were put in place again.

The so-called masquerade ball, as the name suggests, must not be attended in its original form, it will make people laugh to death.

Vardy attended a similar ball when he was at Everton, but the theme was Halloween ghosts.

I still remember that I played an oriental zombie, vivid, if I appeared on the land of the East, I would definitely be able to scare a group of people.

It's a pity that there was no one who knew the goods at that time, and I didn't know what Vardy was playing, and I thought he was simply going to be ugly, and I was ridiculed.

So, what can I put on my makeup this time to shock the audience?

Soon, Vardy had the answer.

Hehe smiled, if this time he could be as embarrassed as last time, he vowed never to participate in the masquerade again.

The venue is the same as last time, Vardy has prepared in advance, and now that the party is coming, Vardy is familiar with it.

In the evening, the young models arrive, and these models are obviously well prepared, even if they find it troublesome, but if they can win the hearts of the players with their outfits, it will be really profitable.

Some played as Marilyn Monroe, some as Princess Diana, some as Snow White, and even one as Cinderella, but she had already said hello to Vardy and would be transformed into a beautiful princess at 12 o'clock......

Well, these little!

The players are also arriving, and these bastards have ulterior motives.

Although it looks like an ordinary masquerade ball, if you play the role that shines in the audience, then you will feel a sense of accomplishment.

Therefore, everyone will compare openly and secretly, even if it is not the most attractive, and do not be the most unpopular.

Rooney made up as a robot cat Tinker Bell, and his chubby appearance was very suitable;

Ferdinand made up Don Quixote;

Fletcher made up Harry Potter, and it's interesting that today there was a young model who made up Hermione, and obviously, in an era where it was widely believed that the two would eventually walk together, some story was destined to happen between them tonight;

Vardy doesn't spoil it, it's immoral!

But the more stinky fart is still to come, Ronaldo actually came without pretending to be anything, in this thing's own words, he is playing himself......

Is there anyone more narcissistic than him?

Vardy was speechless about this.

When everyone arrived, the party officially began, and Vardy, the organizer, was lost at this time.

There was a commotion in the villa, and no one would notice that there was no one missing, not even Clancy, who had come with Vardy, had not found out that her male companion was missing, and she was chatting happily with the others.

Vardy didn't really disappear, but got into the crafts he had commissioned someone else to create.

This prop is placed on the ground, it takes up a lot of space, about a meter high, black and gray, the material is fluffy and textured, spiraling upward, and the top is a small pointed point......

Maybe it's too different from the normal body type everyone sees, but as long as you see it, you will definitely recognize what it is!

That's right, it's a lump......

That's what Vardy has crafted.

He can get inside, there's a lot of space inside, and he doesn't feel aggrieved.

In this way, it is side by side with the Christmas tree, and it does not feel out of place at all, because the Christmas tree will grow so strong because of the nutrition of poop!

However, people who see this lump of Xiang feel a little chilly, this is a Christmas masquerade ball, and it is a tradition to put a Christmas tree, what is the purpose of putting a lump of Xiang?

Maybe that's Vardy's funny taste!

Thinking about the jokes this thing has done, then there's nothing to fuss about putting a lump of poop in the hall.