It's not because the whole masquerade is hiding in it, otherwise this piece of Xiang will be meaningless and violent except for posing. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

In order to be realistic, or to create an atmosphere of Xiang, the skilled craftsman deliberately opened a few small holes in the tip part and put dry ice inside.

So the effect that everyone saw was that this piece of Xiang was still steaming......

Everyone was amazed and lamented Vardy's heavy taste.

Even Clancy was a little scared, he was afraid that Vardy would have to play a heavy game with him next time.

However, the exclamation was only for a while, and soon everyone diverted their attention and began to dance and play, and when they inadvertently noticed this tuoxiang, they smiled at most.

And when everyone doesn't pay attention to this piece of poop, it's time for Vardy to start playing tricks.

I prepared a pot of noodles as the base material in advance, and dyed it grayish-black with dye, with a moderate dryness, and if it was pinched into a circle of moderate size, there must have been many people who pinched their noses and walked far away after seeing it.

Open a small door from the poop base, put down a piece of poop that you have pinched, quickly close the small door, and the rest of the work is to wait and see which unlucky person will step on it......

The unlucky guy didn't make Vardy wait long, and the young model who was about to play Cinderella and become a princess accidentally stepped on it.

Poof!

It wasn't loud and didn't attract anyone's attention!

But the scream of the tender model made everyone's eyes divert their attention.

Cinderella hurriedly raised her feet, and found that there was a piece of Xiang under her feet, and it was a flat Xiang, and she almost fainted directly!

It's so embarrassing that I actually stepped on a piece of poop!

At that moment, she felt that everyone was looking at her with contempt and pity.

Indeed, everyone gathered in a circle and whispered.

However, the focus of everyone's attention is why a lump of soaring suddenly appeared in the hall!

This is the hall of the masquerade, and it is not a bathroom, how can there be a piece of poop for no reason?

It feels like a fantasy!

And Vardy saw everyone's expressions through a few small holes, and he was satisfied, and he wanted this effect.

Soon, the employees of the contracting party company cleaned up the lump of Xiang that had been trampled down, and the party was able to continue.

It's just that it's hard to say how much interest the crowd still has!

After a long time, the atmosphere finally became warm again, and the Cinderella had already left, and she was really embarrassed to appear in front of everyone again.

However, Vardy won't be satisfied with playing so small.

Seeing someone passing by, Vardy quickly opened the small door, holding a small lump in his hand, wiping it directly on someone's leg or shoe, and then quickly closed the door, he actually used his terrifying explosive power completely in this place.

The first young model didn't notice Vardy's guilty hand at all, but felt that his leg was touched, and he didn't care at all, and still had a good time.

Vardy, on the other hand, continued to carry out his evil plan, without the slightest intention of pity and jade, and frequently attacked.

It wasn't until the third person that she screamed sensitively, and then found the Xiang on her leg that was smeared, and at that moment, the girl's face was discolored, and she was about to be embarrassed.

Her exclamation naturally attracted everyone's attention, and the sight of what she was wiping on her leg made everyone feel their stomachs churning.

What's going on, a good masquerade ball, first someone stepped on poop, and now someone rubbed her leg, did she just go to the bathroom?

And she also made the two girls who had been wiped by Vardy just now feel that it was not right, and then looked down and saw that there was something similar to poop on her legs, and she almost didn't go crazy directly!

The whole party was in chaos, screaming and screaming, and some even thought it might be some kind of supernatural event.

But at the mention of the paranormal incident, several Manchester United players immediately had a flash of inspiration, thinking of the last murder in the locked room of the away team's dressing room.

The modus operandi is similar, they are all hidden and tricky, which is Vardy's usual modusiveness.

Thinking about Vardy's eerie disappearance now, the answer is close to emerging.

And Vardy, crouched in the poop disguise, didn't care when he saw everyone get together to discuss, he didn't believe that these animals with developed limbs and simple minds could find the truth through clues.

Anyway, the trick is over, and now all Vardy has to do is move the party to the courtyard and sneak out quietly, and if the plan doesn't work, then it's a big deal to stay in the poop disguise for a while and stay until the party is over.

"It must have been Jamie who did it, this thing likes to play these tricks!"

"That's right, if I find him, I'll put this poop in his mouth!"

"Add me one, let him eat poop, and then strip him naked, just throw him out and run naked!"

......

Soon, the clues were traced to the location of the incident, and everyone found that the poop that was stepped on and the poop that was wiped just now happened next to the big abrupt poop, so the answer was about to come out.

So, everyone laughed and slowly gathered around the big piece of poop played by Vardy.

Vardy sensed that something was wrong, and wanted to slip away, lifting it slightly, and standing on tiptoe tried to move the poop to pretend to change positions, and it was too dangerous to stay here.

When everyone saw this piece of poop, they actually began to move on their own, and they had already determined the answer, and then quickly surrounded it.

Vardy's lump of poop hit a man and nearly bounced back, and by this time, he had no way out.

I feel like I'm going to be bad, but I can't sit back and wait.

Suddenly the poop lid was lifted, and Vardy jumped to his feet!

“Surprise！”

Vardy suddenly shouted loudly.

"Surprise or not?"

But apparently, it's not possible for Vardy to cover things up so easily.

Maybe those young models don't have the courage to make a move on Vardy, but a few of his good friends won't save him face at all.

Fist to the flesh, puff and pop!

"you, almost messing up the party!"

"Let you wipe the poop on my female companion, I'm not interested at all!"

"If you don't eat poop today, I will quit professional football in the future!"

......

A few of the animals were beating Vardy and venting in their mouths, and Vardy was really nauseous enough to make the party tasteless.

If it weren't for Vardy finally finding a chance to sneak out of the encirclement, I'm afraid a few of the cattle would have been stripped of him and paraded through the streets!

Jamie Wardie had a not-so-peaceful Christmas Eve, but he was still happy because of the off-field teasing that gave him another bit of free trait points when the system was calculating.

......

As soon as the squad regrouped for training, the players immediately felt the atmosphere of the approaching storm, and the seriousness of Ferguson and Queiroz made the players a little nervous.

There is no way, Manchester United is suppressed by Chelsea in the Premier League, although the distance is not particularly far, but Chelsea's stability is simply impeccable, coupled with Manchester United's own instability, if it continues, Manchester United will definitely miss the championship.

Moreover, compared with Chelsea's squad, Manchester United has far less bench depth, and when the Champions League knockout round begins, Manchester United will have no chance to catch up with Chelsea.

Therefore, at this stage from Christmas to the start of the Champions League knockout round, Manchester United must catch up with Chelsea in the league, otherwise they will have to give up the league and focus on the Champions League at that time.

As for the next game against Birmingham, Ferguson gave a must-kill order, and he couldn't take the opponent, so everyone should not think about having a holiday in the future.

Vardy knows better than anyone else about Ferguson's iron fist, and anyone who dares to challenge his authority will only end up with a fuck, so he thinks he's better be honest lately and don't touch his head.

Before the game, Jamie Vardy deliberately preset the task in the system, and the teasing celebration goal that was not completed last time must be completed this time.

Birmingham weren't very good, but they clearly didn't want United to take a win easily, so they resisted very stubbornly.

Under the pressure of Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United players did not dare not work hard, so Birmingham's efforts eventually came to naught.

In the 15th minute, Paul Scholes opened the scoring with his trademark powerful shot from the edge of the box, and the rest of the game was very easy to play.

Jamie Vardy was just as happy with his side taking the lead, but it wasn't his own, and he said he was unhappy and wanted to celebrate the goal.

But it doesn't matter, even if you don't score by yourself, you can't stop your determination to steal the show.

It's not that Vardy likes to steal the show, but he thinks that infinite fancy stealing should also be counted in the category of comics, even if the gold content is not high, but it adds up, and he can also gain free trait points.

As for how to steal the show, there is no need for Vardy to deliberately think about it, isn't there a ready-made role model in his previous life!

The king of heaven covers the tiger, look at me Giroud. The river demon of Pagoda Town, he is the most coquettish.

As a "celebratory striker", Giroud can be described as a profound talent, and no one can match it.

When a teammate scores, he is always the one who rushes to the front and hugs and celebrates with the goalscorer;

Even if he rushed over from the bench and was a step late, he had to jump the highest, be high, and pose to steal the show;

If you want to be a little more excited, then just push down the scorer - let you scream, lie down honestly, and give me all the cameras!

There is such a typical character, where does Vardy still need to create his own scene-stealing pose, just copy and copy.

Now, let me be a celebration striker

Thinking of this, Vardy rushed directly and knocked down Scholes, who was not too excited after the goal, but just high-fived his teammates to celebrate, and then possessed him and yelled at Scholes with a confused face - the goal is so beautiful!

It was said that it was Scholes, and the other teammates were also speechless with their mouths wide open.

Excuse me, it's just a goal, are you so excited?

Are you going to eat people?