Chapter 7: Tang Bohu ordered Qiuxiang's rap?
"This ......"
The air was suddenly quiet.
The big bear, who was originally full of anger, also froze and was sluggish at this moment.
I didn't expect that!
This Xuanzang actually said this.
Join your own Big Bear Gang and become a bandit?
Join yourself?
What a way to do this!
This business of robbing houses for decades, a few have done it hundreds of times.
This is the first time that the victim got out of the car and smiled and said that he wanted to join his gang.
"You, you, you ......"
Obviously, this sentence has blinded the big bear, and I don't know how to respond.
"Hey. β
Xuanzang sighed.
"It seems that you don't know my identity yet. β
"Your identity?"
"I don't care what your identity is, even if the king of heaven is here, my big bear will also be robbed!"
"Oh?"
"Then let me introduce myself. β
Xuanzang said.
Suddenly, he stepped aside and broke two branches.
Came to the sedan chair and took out a wine bowl from the sedan chair.
buckled to the ground.
Holding the branch in both hands, against the bottom of the bowl, he struck it.
'Ding, ding, ding......'
The sound of a crisp tapping sounded in the silent valley.
In an instant, the big bear was stunned by the voice.
Listen carefully and get intoxicated.
I saw Xuanzang, in a tone he had never heard before, singing half-speaking and half-singing:
"I am Tang Sanzang, and my law name is Xuanzang. β
"Originally, I lived in Jinshan Temple, and life was boundless and happy!"
"However, Elder Fa Ming, seeing that my Dharma is high, came to Li Shimin and recommended me!"
"Water and land conference, I want to read the scriptures of transcendent beings!"
"I wanted to refuse, but suddenly a Tieguanyin came, very shameless!"
"You want me to learn the scriptures and go to the western heavens!"
"Give me a staff and a robe, and leave my family and business to go to the western sky!"
"This westward journey will be difficult and dangerous, and the long road will be long, I don't know how many days I have to walk!"
"I have no limit to regret!
"At this moment, Chang'an City is in the middle of the mountain, which shows that the fate is not shallow. β
"Why don't you join the Big Bear Gang and become one of you!"
"From now on, the mandarin ducks and the beauties playing in the water are like clouds, happy like fairies!
After speaking.
Suddenly raised his head.
Look straight ahead at the big bear.
The big bear was glared at by this look.
Suddenly surprised, he stepped back.
I saw the disguise.
Roll over and come to the carriage.
Continue to beat the carriage with branches.
'Bang bang bang ......'
It's like beating a drum kit, and the sound is unusually thick and magnificent!
Suddenly ramp up the effort.
Turn around.
to the trees next to it.
'Bang!'
It's like the finale.
The branch is broken.
The trees shook and almost broke.
......
The air was instantly silent
Everyone was stunned.
Xuanzang also maintained a motionless posture, as if Michael Jackson had finished a dance and was waiting for applause below.
Big Bear's eyes widened unconsciously.
The thoughts in my head are overturned.
It's just exciting. β
'I can't help but praise him!'
Subconsciously stick out your thumb.
However, the other hand immediately stopped.
'No, you can't show it. β
But it's a real feeling. β
'The touching confession was actually said in such a form, it really listened to the ** wave after wave. β
Close your eyes.
The bear seemed to flap its arms and flew into the air.
It's wonderful.
It's wonderful!
"Ahem!"
The second dog on the side coughed lightly.
It was as if the bear had suddenly come to his senses.
I looked around.
Every little brother looked at him with a psychotic look.
This......
Could it be that only Da Xiong himself is immersed in the beauty of Xuanzang's expression?
"Big brother, what should I do?"
Ergou leaned over and said softly.
Big Bear pondered.
According to the rap just now, Xuanzang should be included in the gang.
But.
It's a bit embarrassing to agree so easily.
"Monk Xuanzang, I can see that you are talented, unmatched, and absolutely heroic. β
"However, my Big Bear Gang is also a gang that dominates the world. β
"To the west of Chang'an, within a radius of ten kilometers, up to eighty-year-old men and down to five or six-year-old children, except for people in the middle age group, we dare not provoke these people!"
"You'll give you another reason to convince me to take you. β
Big Bear said.
Xuanzang nodded.
Big Bear's words are indeed a bit shameless compared to his own.
From an eighty-year-old man to a five- or six-year-old child, they all dare to provoke ......
But.
Even so, Xuanzang still has a good plan.
Gently, he came to the bear.
Attached to the ear.
Said a few words lightly.
In the eyes of outsiders.
Just a few words in a slight tone.
But.
But the big bear was like hearing a stormy wave.
The originally confident expression instantly withered, full of surprise.
Remorseful.
Self-hatred!
Xuanzang finished speaking.
Gently stepped back.
Confidently looking at the big bear.
"Collect, collect, collect!"
"From now on, Master Xuanzang will be our honored guest!
"Quick, welcome Master Xuanzang and go to our cottage!"
Big Bear suddenly said hurriedly, nodding his head, just like his grandson.
The two dogs next to him, as well as many of the bandits' subordinates, were stunned.
This, this......
What did Xuanzang say?
Let the gang leader change so much?
For a while, I didn't dare to ask.
On the orders of the Great Bear.
The bandits lead the way.
even lent his horse out and let the maid on foot in Xuanzang's team ride.
Rushed to the cottage.
......
Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
"Newspaperβ"
With a long shout, clairvoyance and downwind ears rushed wildly.
"Emperor Yuyu, this Xuanzang convoy came to the valley of Chang'an East, and after being kidnapped by the Big Bear Gang, it was actually ......"
"It's ......"
"What the hell!
The Jade Emperor was slightly angry and roared at the clairvoyant.
"Unexpectedly...... Joined the Big Bears!"
"What!"
Moment.
The Jade Emperor, including the many immortals around him, was shocked.
Joined the Big Bears?
It's funny!
The west learned the scriptures, but turned around and went east, which is not to be said for the time being.
Also joined the Big Bear Gang and was in the company of bandits?
What is this Xuanzang?
"What's going on, what Xuanzang said and did, wait for me to give me a detailed explanation!"
"Not a word for word, not a single detail can be missed!"
"This ......"
Faced with the Jade Emperor's order, the clairvoyants looked at each other.
There was embarrassment in his eyes, and there was unbelief.
"What are you two wondering about?"
"Dare to snub my orders?"
"Don't dare, don't dare!"
"The little ones are going to perform!"
Clairvoyant Shunfeng hurriedly agreed, bowing.
Brief hesitation, ruthlessness.
Start the show.
...... And so.
In this Soaring Treasure Palace.
Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear, one plays the leader of the Big Bear Gang, and the other plays Xuanzang.
Performed up.
From the moment in the mountains and forests, the big bear stopped Xuanzang's convoy.
got off at Xuanzang and said that he wanted to join the Big Bear Gang.
And thenβ
Shunfeng Ear suddenly squatted down and preached as if rapping:
"I am Tang Sanzang, and my legal name is Xuanzang......"
"I originally lived in Jinshan Temple, and life was boundless, and happiness was boundless......"
......