"This ......"

In the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, the air instantly became quiet.

Jade Emperor, Tai Bai Xing, Tota Li Heavenly King, Hum Ha Second General, Giant Spirit God......

Everyone didn't expect that Clairvoyance would perform such a play!

It's hilarious!

What the hell is this!!

Is it singing?

But even Fairy Chang'e didn't sing like that!

Finally.

"Why don't you join the Big Bear Gang and become one of you!"

"From now on, the mandarin ducks and the beauties playing in the water are like clouds, happy like fairies!

...... End of the show.

The Lingxiao Treasure Hall was quiet for a moment.

By the too platinum star, the first to break this silence.

"Clairvoyance is good, what else, what else does Xuanzang do?"

"Well, there is!"

Xuanzang attached himself to the ear of the leader of the Big Bear Gang and said something that made the gang leader Big Bear's attitude change suddenly. ”

"What words. ”

"This is ......"

...... At the same time, Chang'an City moved outside the wild mountains.

Back in the camp, Big Bear immediately made a fire to cook and drink and have fun with Xuan.

Stop.

On the way back, the two chatted a lot, and they were very similar.

At this time, in the middle of the cottage.

The two drank and watched singing and dancing.

This song and dance was naturally performed by the maid and palace maid brought out by Xuanzang from the Chang'an Palace.

In fact.

These palace maids are locked in the palace all year round.

I learned that I was picked by the mage Xuanzang and wanted to go west to learn the scriptures.

It is also extremely gratifying.

After all, this is also a free trip to the north and south of the country.

And it is said that this Xuanzang is the reincarnation of the second disciple of Rulai, and he will become an immortal and a Buddha in the future.

Maybe you can follow the chicken dog to heaven and become a fairy or something.

Therefore.

At this moment, when performing, he is unusually hardworking.

And at this time, Big Bear and Xuanzang.

It's like meeting a confidant.

Chatting all night long.

After the maid's performance, after returning to their respective bedrooms to rest, they were still chatting wildly.

In the end, simply come to a bed.

Sit cross-legged with each other.

Continue to drink and chat.

It is mainly Xuanzang who taught Da Xiong some of the skills of the maiden.

Like what.

Xuanzang classifies women:

Eighteen-year-old girl.

Twenty-eight-year-old married young woman.

Thirty-eight-year-old charming middle-aged woman.

Forty-eight years old ripe to the point of not being ripe.

For each age group, the tactics and methods used in pursuit are different.

For example, an eighteen-year-old girl is ignorant and naïve.

At this time, she should be moved with 'romance'.

Send a bouquet of flowers and tell some little jokes.

Take a walk under the moonlit night sky and say some vows and gentle words.

These eighteen-year-old girls can be moved immediately.

Then you can do whatever you want right away!

So remember, for 18-year-old girls, the main thing is 'romance'!

And if it is a married young woman of twenty-eight years old.

It's relatively difficult.

At this age, it is past the age of believing in love.

Whether it is the number of men and tricks he has seen, or his understanding of society, it is no longer comparable to that of an eighteen-year-old girl.

The best way to deal with such a woman is to make her worship herself.

Whether it is rich or powerful: or if there is a skill, such as the one named Du Mu, he is good at composing poems, and he makes a 'stop and sit in love with the maple forest night', I don't know how many women have been ruined.

So, as long as there is a certain prominence, let the woman worship herself.

Then you can get each other.

And for a thirty-eight-year-old charming middle-aged woman.

The approach is different.

At this age, most of them have long seen through society and love. Pursue material-based love.

At the same time, it also needs care and love.

It takes the passion and romance that can only be found when you are young.

Therefore, at this time, you can use the same method you used to deal with an eighteen-year-old girl, and deal with her.

But remember, the routines are the same, but the moves are different.

Flowers cannot be delivered.

Give gold, silver, jewelry, pearls, and jade.

Let the other party feel romantic in the arrogance of satisfying material needs.

Let's take an analogy.

Eighteen-year-old girls can create romance by bicycle.

But for the thirty-eight, you can only rely on BMW cars.

Because they'd rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle.

And all you have to do is make him laugh on the BMW!

In this way, you can be subdued.

And as for forty-eight.

Xuanzang hesitated and decided not to talk about it.

I and this big bear should be not interested in this age.

...... That's it.

Turning his head to look at the big bear next to him.

Surprised.

This big bear......

Staring at the huge eyes, tears were about to flow out.

His eyes were full of surprise, adoration, and excitement.

It's like a little fan, seeing an idol superstar.

Although I don't particularly understand what Xuanzang's 'bicycle, BMW' is.

But.

I kind of understand what it means.

I was so excited that I couldn't wait to rush over and kiss a few bites.

'Whew!'

Finally, I couldn't help it.

Cover your mouth and tears flow.

"Woo woo woo ......"

Covering his face, he continued to cry.

"You're crying like a. ”

Xuanzang stretched out his hand and touched the bear's head.

'Bang!'

Da Xiong suddenly couldn't hold back and hugged Xuanzang.

"Master Xuanzang, Master Xuanzang!"

"I would like to worship you as a teacher, worship you as a teacher!"

"Everything in my cottage is yours and your ......"

"As long as you're willing to teach me, the art of picking up girls!"

"I can't hide it, although I am a thief, I have no other hope in this life, only hope that I can have a few more women. ”

Xuanzang listened.

Hey, this last sentence is exactly the same as the master of Chinese culture named Ji Xianlin in his previous life.

It seems that the heroes all think the same.

"That's it, I see that you have the same life goal as a certain master of Chinese culture in your previous life. ”

"Then tonight, this mage will teach you all the techniques of picking up girls. ”

"Master Xie!"

Although Da Xiong didn't understand what it meant to be a 'master of Chinese studies', he was sure that Xuanzang was going to teach himself.

Almost fell to his knees.

Xuanzang stopped.

Took a sip of wine.

Keep talking.

...... And so.

In this long night, it was as if a monk had attained enlightenment, teaching a little novice.

The big bear with a sturdy face looks like a newborn calf.

Listen to Xuanzang's explanation.

In addition to the above, women are divided by age.

There are other divisions at various levels.

Like what.

How to chase a divorced woman?

How can a widow who has died of her husband chase?

How to chase a woman who has been married for many years and whose relationship between husband and wife is gradually flattening?

How to chase a woman who has been separated from each other for a long time?

The children of rich families, the daughters of fine clothes and food, how to chase?

Piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, everyone who is proficient in everything, how to chase?

How to chase a fake little woman who is idle and has a strong personality?

...... Xuanzang said word by word.

The big bear listened to the words as he drank his wine, and his tears kept flowing.

Touched badly.

...... In the heavenly court.

The clairvoyance was in the wind, and he also told the passage that Xuanzang said in the valley attached to the big bear's ear.

So.

Everyone understood.

Why did Da Xiong let Xuanzang go and agreed to let him in.

Because.

Xuanzang whispered to the big bear:

He is the reincarnation of the second disciple of Rulai, the person who learned the scriptures appointed by Li Shimin, and is also Li Shimin's sworn brother.

These, presumably the big bear also knows.

So.

If the Great Bear dares to plot against him.

Don't talk about the Buddha, let's just say that the current emperor Li Shimin will definitely not be able to let him go.

...... When Da Xiong heard this, he was shocked.

But it came to mind immediately.

Just don't let Li Shimin know?

It's a big deal to wipe out the mouth in this valley.

But Xuanzang seemed to see through Da Xiong's thoughts, and then said:

In my accompanying team, the woman riding a horse in front and behind is a female soldier and female general selected by Li Shimin and me.

The strength of martial arts is not lost to male generals at all.

So, you bear a group of bandits, are you confident that you can kill them all?

As long as there is one missing.

Go back and report to Li Shimin, then your Big Bear Gang will be finished, and you will be wanted by the Tang Dynasty and wiped out your home.

...... Big Bear listened.

I looked at the female general on a horse next to me.

Truly.

This female general exudes a powerful soldier's aura, cold and solemn, heroic, and looks like she has been trained on the battlefield for a long time.

When they surrounded the convoy just now, although the maids in the middle were extremely flustered, these female generals on horseback did not show the slightest fear.

He even held an unsheathed sword in his hand, as if he was ready to strike at any moment.

Big Bear is out of content.

It's definitely not going to be beatable.

If you run back to tell Li Shimin, you won't be finished?

Let alone.

Nobita suddenly thought of a little more.

In fact, in the bandit world of Datang, there is actually an unwritten rule.

That is: three do not rob.

At the feet of the Son of Heaven, do not rob.

Imperial relatives and relatives, do not rob.

High-ranking officials and magnates, do not rob.

...... As the name suggests, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, the law and order must be very good, so it cannot be robbed.

The emperor's relatives and relatives, robbing it is equivalent to making trouble for the emperor.

High-ranking officials and magnates, although they are not as good as the emperor's relatives and relatives, are not something that they can offend like little thieves.

But!

At this moment, the big bear is all touched!

At the feet of the Son of Heaven, he is still the emperor's sworn brother!

So!

Realizing this, Big Bear was stunned.

Self-hatred.

What's wrong with me at noon today, as if I was being manipulated by the sky in the dark, I took my subordinates and crossed the mountains and mountains to come here.

So.

had to quickly grovel and go back to Xuanzang.

......

"Hmm. ”

The Jade Emperor touched his beard and nodded.

This was something that the Jade Emperor hadn't thought of before.

Xuanzang only relied on this passage to save the day, which is also reasonable.

"Next, is there any other good way to test Xuanzang?"

"Well. ”

Tai Bai Xing's eyes rolled, and he hesitated.

The other immortals in the main hall also hesitated.

This is a real dilemma.

If you send Da Luo Jinxian directly, I'm afraid it will be too ostentatious. If it is discovered by Rulai, it will be equivalent to letting Rulai get the evidence of the Jade Emperor's interference in the Journey to the West.

But.

What if you send the following youkai over?

At this time, Xuanzang was still in the stage of testing Xuanzang, and there was no need to directly send demons and monsters over.

Then send a heavenly soldier to the heavenly general?

No, it doesn't.

Because the Jade Emperor interfered with the Journey to the West, it was a top secret of the Heavenly Court.

In addition to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, these henchmen and important ministers can know, and the heavenly soldiers and fairies outside, it is better to know as little as possible.

"I have decided, in order to prevent Xuanzang from playing any tricks again, so I will choose one person among the important ministers to test Xuanzang. ”

However, this person's identity must be low-key and not attract the attention of Rulai. ”

"At the same time, he is shrewd and capable, absolutely loyal, and cannot leak secrets. ”

The Jade Emperor said, scanning the entire Lingxiao Treasure Hall.

Every immortal here is famous in the Three Realms.

Tai Bai Xing, Tota Li Jing, the Four Heavenly Kings Demon Li, the Green Demon Li, the Red Demon Lihai Magic Shou, the Giant Spirit God, the Third Prince of Nezha, the Second General of Hum Ha, the Thunder Gong Dian Mu, Feng Bo Yushi, Yue Lao, Erlang Shen......

None of them meet the requirements of 'low-key, shrewd, and absolutely loyal'.

Hey, that's not right.

Out of the corner of the Jade Emperor's eye, he suddenly found one.

Fully meets all three requirements.

It will not attract the attention of Rulai, and it is shrewd and capable, and absolutely loyal.

That's the one located next to the god Erlang-

"Howling Dog, it's you!"