Chapter 278: Autumn Pants Ancestor Master
A full-fledged Steven Gerrard has taught everyone what it means to be a top-notch all-rounder, and has taught Manchester United's midfielder Alan Smith a vivid lesson that sometimes just trying hard doesn't work. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Organize, pass, pass, feed, shoot, simply do anything, as if God is incarnated.
Steven Gerrard alone was on the verge of crumbling United's defence.
Under the leadership of Steven Gerrard, Liverpool dominated the anti-visitors, firmly suppressed Manchester United, and had the potential to overturn the Red Devils away from home.
This made Vardy feel very bad, he knew that he would provoke Gerrard to the explosion, so why should he scare the Jay team!
However, after the storm, Liverpool's biggest weakness was exposed, that is, the overall level of the players was not good.
In addition to Gerrard, a world-class superstar, only Brother Long can still do it, but Brother Long belongs to the kind of gentle drizzle type, he is not the kind of star who can rely on his personal ability to change the outcome of the game.
Although the other players are all Premier League-level giants, they don't quite match Liverpool's status as a giant, so it's understandable that Liverpool has not been able to rise.
After more than ten minutes of onslaught, flattening the Manchester United defense, but still not breaking through the Manchester United fans, Gerrard's lonely heroic attitude made fans around the world cry.
There is no way, Gerrard will always lack strong teammates around him who can provide him with absolute support, football is always a team game, maybe sometimes the star shines to decide the victory of a game, but most of the time, it is the whole that determines the outcome of the game.
So when the game ended, the score was still 1-0, and Manchester United won at home to Liverpool.
Maybe it doesn't look like the game was too intense, the real double red club didn't have a red card every time, no one came off the field with injuries, it was like a fake, but this game meant a lot to Manchester United.
With this victory, Manchester United are only three points clear of Chelsea at the top of the table, and it is only a game of victory or defeat, at least Manchester United see the hope of the title, rather than being left behind by Chelsea forever.
At the end of the match, Gerrard had a lost expression on his face, which is rare for a gritty fighter.
Perhaps the soul of Liverpool is already wondering, why is that?
The Red Army is still the world's giants, which is determined by history and heritage, just like the nouveau riche, who will never deserve this title.
But does the current Red Army really still have the strength of a giant?
Look at the teammates around you, they also tried their best, but many times they couldn't do it.
When the passion for winning the Champions League fades, what is left of Liverpool?
It is still the desire for the championship and the helplessness of the real results.
Liverpool have been down for too long!
Is it meaningful for me to stick to it, and does my ideals and pursuits still have a chance to be realized?
Gerald has never been more lost than he is today.
In his post-match press conference, Steven Gerrard made a profound self-criticism, saying that United might not have scored the decisive goal if it weren't for his loss in the first half, and as captain, he must take the blame on himself.
"I think the fundamental reason why Manchester United won this game was that they had a Jamie Vardy, and Liverpool didn't, it's as simple as that!" Gerald's tone was full of exclamation and unwillingness.
The reporters were in an uproar, not understanding what Gerald meant.
Manchester United's goal was scored by Paul Scholes, assisted by Ryan Giggs, Vardy was almost not involved in the goal, and Vardy could only be said to be normal throughout the game, far from being amazing, why would Gerrard say that Manchester United won the game because of Vardy's credit?
Does this mean that Liverpool will continue to woo Vardy and then continue to woo Vardy at the end of the season?
Or is this Gerrard's ploy to sow discord at Manchester United?
There is definitely a secret in this!
In fact, this is really a secret that Gerrard would not say that he was intimidated by Vardy's so-called "smile curse", if Vardy hadn't scared him, his performance in the first half would not have been so bad, so he believes that Vardy was the hero of Manchester United's victory, not to provoke anything, but to say something inconvenient.
Vardy knew what Gerrard meant, and smiled, he was happy anyway.
The team won, even though they didn't score or assist, but winning is winning, that's the first thing.
Secondly, he completed the task and succeeded in scaring Gerrard, although he didn't really scare the Jay team, but he actually made the Jay team sleepwalk in the first half, which is almost as powerful as a nuclear weapon.
And because he wore spicy-eyed autumn pants in this game, he was forced to a new realm, and the system did not hesitate to give himself a little free characteristic point reward, plus the system gold, a proper harvest.
Of course, the impact of this game was also far-reaching, and a pair of autumn pants almost changed the whole world.
Originally, Vardy stood at the pinnacle of the trend, leading the direction of the teasing industry, from the beginning of killing Matt, to the later fruit shape, headbands and a series of popular products, all of which are deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
The streets are littered with young people who more or less imitate Vardy, and it's a strange world where no one knows what will be popular one day.
Europeans, who have never liked autumn pants, found that autumn pants also have their own unique charm after Vardy swaggered into the field in autumn pants.
Sexy is not the whole of glamour, autumn pants cover up sexiness, but they bring sensuality.
Overnight, autumn pants became the most popular element in all of Europe, and it swept across the continent like an earthquake.
And this time, who is the beneficiary?
There is no doubt that it is those garment factories in China.
Most of the daily clothes in Europe are made by Chinese factories, and autumn pants are a must-have for Chinese people.
The orders that drifted from Europe like snowflakes made all the factory owners laugh from ear to ear, this is the rhythm of making a fortune and earning foreign exchange.
As a result, Vardy's portrait was enshrined in many factory workshops, and every morning before the start of work, there must be a worship ceremony of three bows and nine bows, and Vardy became the "grandfather of autumn pants".
Well, after "teasing grandpa", Vardy has successfully helped another industry take off......
Of course, factory owners, who don't pay much attention to trademark rights, have put a lot of effort into making the most of Vardy's value.
"Vardy with the same autumn pants" is all over the street, and there is a posture of dominating the autumn pants market, and several old underwear manufacturers are better than dead.
And in order to highlight Vardy's attraction to buyers, they specially printed Vardy's portrait on the triangle of the autumn pants, which is simply ruinous.
As we all know, the gay man has a small passage in the triangle in front of him, which is used for flood discharge, and they designed it to be Vardy's mouth......
As you can imagine, when they pulled out Tintin, it was out of Vardy's mouth, which was so embarrassing......
And compared to lesbians, it's a small thing.
Wearing such autumn pants, it feels as if Vardy is staring at his private parts all the time, and those girls with sensitive bodies feel wet underneath all the time......
Of course, the male compatriots are envious of this, and they also want to be a girl's personal belongings, always by their side!
Fortunately, Vardy didn't know this, and if he knew that he was being soaked in the ocean every day, he would probably have the heart to commit suicide.
It's not just ordinary people who pursue trends, in a few Premier League games the next night, there are many stars who also follow in Vardy's footsteps and wear autumn pants, they are proper trend trendsetters.
In the words of the media, there is no winner in this round of the league, there is only one winner, and that is autumn pants!
The FA is gone, they have worked hard to promote the Premier League globally, why don't you make things happen to me in autumn pants, looking for death!
So, on Monday, the FA's decision was quickly introduced.
All forms of stockings are forbidden on the pitch, even if you tuck them into the crotch of your pants and put them on your head after scoring a goal.
The wording is so harsh that if someone violates it, it is probably the result of a lifetime ban.
Many people wonder what Vardy, as a trendsetter, will do?
Against the FA?
Or obedient?
Judging by Vardy's comic level, I'm afraid that there is a better chance of going against the FA in a different way......
Just when everyone was expecting Vardy to stand up against the FA's tyranny, Vardy applauded and welcomed the FA's new rules, like an obedient baby who shattered his glasses.
Vardy: What's going on?
Is this still the tease that is not afraid of heaven and earth?
The FA was puzzled, and they even suspected that Vardy was saying this specifically to paralyze them, but in fact there was a new trick hatching in secret.
The FA's big men were eager to kneel in front of Vardy, begging Vardy to stop doing things with a handful of snot and tears.
We are all old, and we can't afford to toss you so much, please raise your noble hand and let us go!
In fact, the FA is not afraid of a player, on the contrary, the player is afraid of the FA.
But Vardy is completely different, this product is completely out of common sense!
If someone else does something, just punish it directly, I don't say anything about it.
But Vardy has never done anything before, and they can't do it even if they want to, because there are no rules about how to punish them, and if they really give a ticket, then no one will be convinced.
When Vardy finished doing things, the FA issued regulations again, but Vardy never did anything like it again, and people went to play other new tricks.
The FA can't make new rules as fast as Vardy can do things!
So that's embarrassing!