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Vardy looked at Alonso with a strange look, isn't this your best chance to comfort Gerrard?

It's like watching a horror movie in the cinema and seeing the horror, there will always be a girl who drills into the boy's arms, even if the girl is not afraid, but there must be a chance for the boy!

Vardy felt that Gerrard was not so timid, and that he was only doing it in the hope that someone would comfort him......

Brother Long has been hiding far away, as if to avoid suspicion, whether he is a boy or a girl, Vardy feels that he is a little puzzled.

Well, it looks like the two of them aren't really in love!

Vardy couldn't help but resound a passage summed up by others in his previous life-

Life is like Gerrard, you have loved Owen, Alonso, Torres, but it is Carragher who silently accompanies you to the end;

Life is more like Carragher, silently waiting for Gerrard, seeing him meet Owen, Alonso, Torres, and finally he finds out that you have been with you, everything has passed, and you can only say goodbye......

Looking at Carragher, who came over to pick up Gerrard, Vardy knew that this was also a man with a story.

Well, who cares about you!

The game continued, Gerrard did not play well, Liverpool naturally did not perform well, and were pressed back into their own half by Manchester United.

No one expected that what should have been a close match would turn into a one-sided game, at least in a situation that has hardly been seen in the Double Red League.

In just a few minutes, taking advantage of Liverpool's weakness, United had several shots on goal, all of which were quite threatening, and in the end, United still broke through the Liverpool goal.

Ryan Giggs played the ball to Paul Scholes, who slotted home from distance, and as United's young trident began to emerge, the two old fritters were constantly looking for opportunities to prove they were not old.

When Manchester United celebrated the goal, Benist called Gerrard to the sidelines, but did not say anything, he wanted to save some face for the captain, but in fact, everyone can see how bad Gerrard's performance has been during this time!

However, Gerrard was still obsessed with Vardy's "curse of three laughs" and couldn't focus on the game at all, so Benist did another useless job.

After the restart, Vardy did not miss the opportunity to continue to scare Gerrard, and after Alan Smith knocked down the absent-minded Gerrard, Vardy once again appeared quietly next to Gerrard, almost feeling like a ghost everywhere.

This time, in order to attract Gerrard's attention, Vardy not only posed in the same pose as just now, but also laughed out loud, which made people feel creepy.

Gerrard was really going to break down this time, and now he felt that Vardy was not Vardy, but a devil in Vardy's human skin, and this devil was now coming to kill him.

Now, with one last laugh, I might be going to die!

It's a really scary feeling, and it's very special!

No, I can't die, I can't die!

I haven't led Liverpool to the league title yet!

My daughter has just been born, and I haven't seen her grow up and get married!

I want to grow old with my wife!

I......

At this moment, Gerald poured out an infinite desire to survive from the bottom of his heart, and he was definitely unwilling to die here like a dog in such an unknown way.

It's as if a drowning man has grabbed a straw and clutched it, which is his only hope of survival.

And just then, the referee blew the whistle for the end of the first half, and both teams began to go off the field.

Vardy looked at the confused Gerrard, and his heart was very happy, this routine is very slippery!

This time scared Gerrard, presumably Gerrard will definitely not reveal it, after all, he is himself embarrassed, so he can use the routine on Lampard's body next time, who made him tear his pants before.

At this time, in the away team's dressing room, Gerrard was frantically rummaging through everyone's locker closet, and everyone looked at him as if he was looking at a thief.

"I said, Captain, if you're interested in my panties, I can give you one, really!"

"Captain, I have £500 in my pocket, where did you get it? If you lose it, it's yours! ”

"Hate it, what are you doing with my condom?"

......

Ignoring everyone's ridicule, Gerald finally found a cross in Carragher's cabinet and was overjoyed.

In the puzzled eyes of everyone, the Jay team put the cross on the inside of the jersey, after all, the rules of football stipulate that it is not allowed to wear similar things on the field.

Haha laughed, this time I finally don't have to be afraid of Vardy's "death smile", I have a cross by my side, and the demon and evil will quickly retreat!

Looking at this captain who is completely different from usual, everyone doesn't know what to say, is this the rhythm that Vardy drove crazy?

When he came out in the second half, Gerrard didn't bother at all when he looked at Vardy, and he even dared to look at Vardy with confidence.

Vardy was confused by Gerrard, could it be that Gerrard saw through his tricks?

Well, that's definitely the case!

After all, Team Jie is not an idiot, how can he not understand it all the time!

Well, the game is already ahead anyway, so what if you get back to normal, this is Old Trafford, and no one has been able to walk away from here with a win while Manchester United are ahead!

At the beginning of the second half, Manchester United stabilized the defense in the midfield, intercepting Liverpool's attack layer by layer, as long as the tackle was completed, it was immediately a wave of sharp counterattacks.

Liverpool, on the other hand, performed almost the same as in the first half, lifeless, both offensive and defensive seemed disorganized.

What's going on?

Many Liverpool fans wonder that such a Liverpool is not normal!

If someone can find out what the players on the field are thinking, then they will be able to get the answer accurately!

At this time, Liverpool's absolute leader Gerrard, although blessed by the cross, still did not focus on the game.

Why isn't Vardy smiling at me yet?

You were merciless when I was defenseless, and now that I'm wearing a cross, you don't smile at me?

It's like between two big powers, one tactics against the other, and this war starts, it's a world war!

In order to win the war, a national mobilization began, all citizens were ready to fight, and even the 80-year-old grandmother carried an AK47 on her shoulder, ready to fight a protracted Great Patriotic War.

But everything was ready, but I couldn't wait for the opponent's attack, and it was a long time coming, and people said it was a misunderstanding.

One can imagine what mood they will be in!

Gerald was now like a dog, feeling a heavy punch on the cotton, and there was nowhere to feel the force, but he made himself uncomfortable for a long time.

You're not smiling at me, are you?

Looking at Gerrard in such a tangled way, Vardy really popped out with joy, but this time he didn't laugh gloomily at all.

Gerald instantly felt as if an inexplicable force surrounded him, but the last unknown force was absorbed by the cross attached to his clothes, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, which is a typical psychological effect.

He smiled at me!

Great, I'm not dead!

Thank God!

Gerrard suddenly pointed his fingers to the sky and made a thank-God gesture, just as Kaka often did when he celebrated goals.

But this time everyone was dumbfounded, what about the game here, the two sides were entangled in the midfield, Gerrard, as the leader of the Red Army, did not go to the hardest, but no one thanked God around?

What game do you play?

Not to mention the fans, even the Liverpool players are a little dumbfounded, today's captain is too abnormal.

At this point, Gerrard looked at Vardy with a smug look like a victor's smile.

Although Vardy didn't know that Gerrard had put a cross on the inside of his clothes to save his life, he knew that Gerrard must have been glad that he had survived his "death smile".

So, it's time to solve the mystery!

Vardy walked up to Ronaldo, patted Ronaldo on the shoulder, and said loudly to Ronaldo, his voice would ensure that Gerrard could hear it.

"Speaking of which, the dog died quite miserably, the big truck pressed directly over it, and there was no dog type left!"

Nima!

Nima!

Cristiano Ronaldo and Steven Gerrard scolded Vardy in their hearts at the same time.

It was so scary before, like a horror movie, and at the end you told me that the dog was run over by a truck?

Why didn't the big truck crush you?

Cristiano Ronaldo was scared enough, so he didn't play well in this game, and now he has Vardy's answer, if it weren't for the wrong occasion, he really wanted to fight with Vardy.

And the one who wants to fight with Vardy the most is not Ronaldo, but Gerrard.

Touching the cross attached to the inside of his clothes, Gerald felt stupid!

It is a great shame to be really frightened by Vardy's so-called three "death smiles"!

Now he understands that Vardy is definitely saying it to himself on purpose, and that it was all in Vardy's plan, and that this thing is making himself a tease target today.

Gerald was crying, and even the greatest mathematician in the world would not be able to calculate the area of his mental shadow, just like Goldbach's conjecture, which no one could solve.

Blazing flames erupted from Gerald's head, as if he had suddenly transformed into a Super Saiyan, and a full-fledged Gerald appeared.

As the super-leader of the Reds, Gerrard is ashamed of his stupidity and cowardice in this game, and now, he will do everything in his power to make up for the loss he has caused the team, and he will never allow this game to lose and leave Old Trafford!

Vardy, you and I are at odds!