Chapter 23: Writing Poetry
From the day he came back, Jiang Youda began his career as a kitchen helper.
In fact, this is not a punishment. In Jiang Youda's view, eating is the first of the five major events in life! As a non-standard foodie, Jiang Youda never thought of treating himself badly in terms of eating.
However, Jiang Youda found that he was afraid that he would have to spend a lot of time in the wild in the future, so he had already risen to the idea of practicing his cooking skills.
And Zhang Xiaofan's cooking skills, I don't know if he was born or what's going on, I really haven't said that over the years, Jiang Youda has seen very few chefs who can be compared with Zhang Xiaofan.
So it is logical that under Jiang Youda's dead face, Zhang Xiaofan became Jiang Youda's cooking master.
As for Jiang Youda, as soon as he came back, he attracted everyone's attention, especially Tian Ling'er, and he had no sense of existence in the first place, even more so without a sense of existence; Zhang Xiaofan didn't feel dissatisfied with Jiang Youda because of this.
Zhang Xiaofan didn't have any bad ideas, but he was degraded as a stupid person by Tian Buyi since he went to Dazhufeng, and he lacked the recognition of others; In addition, Jiang Youda is also good to him, and often asks him for cooking skills, so that Zhang Xiaofan, who originally thought he was useless, found his own use; Zhang Xiaofan naturally would not hold a grudge against Jiang Youda.
Slowly, under Zhang Xiaofan's teaching, Jiang Youda's cooking skills have also improved, although they are not as good as Zhang Xiaofan's cooking, but they also have their seven or eight levels.
However, when facing the Seven Veins Martial Arts, everyone didn't have much heart to covet their appetite. In addition to eating and sleeping every day, it is to practice the Dao; The entire Great Bamboo Peak was in a calm atmosphere, enveloping this layer of unprecedented tension.
Jiang Youda is the same, but Jiang Youda enjoys it; Every day in the Tai Chi Cave retreat, if there is a problem, ask Master Tian Buyi, every day I can feel my progress, compared to the life of living in the wilderness without a fixed place.
However, Jiang Youda was stumped by one thing.
"What bullshit Wu Liuyun, also known as a poet immortal, at your level, it simply stains the word poet immortal! Don't let me meet you in the future, or if I don't beat you so much that I don't even know you, I'll beat you master!" ”
Jiang Youda scolded in a low voice, and felt angry, and kicked the stone in front of him that was not blocking the road far away.
It turned out that there was a disciple under the first Tianyun Dao of Luoxia Peak, named Wu Liuyun, who was originally a talented man before he entered, and later entered Qingyun Gate by chance.
He is usually good at writing poems, and is called a poet by good people. But this has nothing to do with Jiang Youda, even if his poems are obviously not as good as Li Daxian's, Jiang Youda will not care about him.
After all, in Jiang Youda's view, poetry is a small way, and he has just passed the language since he was a child, and he is obviously in two straight lines with poets and lyricists who are no longer on the same plane - even parallelism is a luxury.
But it's so good to die, what kind of bullshit love poem did that bastard kid write in order to chase a senior sister of Xiaozhufeng:
There is a beautiful woman who will never forget it.
I don't see it for a day, and I think like crazy.
The phoenix soars, seeking the phoenix from all over the world.
Helpless beauty, not in ......
Even if you write it, Jiang Youda is not a stingy person, and he will not hold a grudge against others because others can write poems; But the hateful thing is that that bastard actually read it out in broad daylight, in front of the entire Xiaozhufeng disciples!
Is this worth it? Five passes nine, nine passes forty-seven, but most of the day's work, the entire Qingyunmen knows.
Therefore, after Jiang Youda made a promise to promise Tian Ling'er one thing as compensation for not taking her down the mountain with him; Tian Linger actually asked Jiang Youda to write a poem for her!
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"Little brother! Ay! Why did you turn your head......"
Jiang Youda, who was thinking endlessly about how to hack that bullshit poet on the road, suddenly saw Tian Ling'er standing in front of him from the corner of his eye, and without hesitation, he immediately turned his head.
However, Jiang Youda is destined to be in vain. Listening to the footsteps coming from behind, Jiang Youda smiled helplessly, and twisted his head back again: "Little junior sister, why are you here?" ”
"Little brother, do you hate me? Why did you turn your head immediately when you saw me just now? Tian Ling'er stared at Jiang Youda with tears in her eyes, and that look could melt the steel man.
Seeing this, Jiang Youda could only surrender and explained: "Little junior sister, didn't I see you just now? I am...... It occurred to me that ...... I also have to help Xiaofan cook, yes, yes, cook. ”
"Really?"
"Really! It's really better than Ringer! Jiang Youda swore and promised.
"But, I remember we just had lunch, right?"
Hearing this, Jiang Youda's smile instantly became embarrassed: "Is it?" Oh! I may be mistaken, you see, I was confused in order to make a poem for you......"
"What about poetry?"
Tian Ling'er still has the playful smile she often shows to Jiang Youda, and Jiang Youda even becomes trembling when she sees this smile.
"Isn't that what you're thinking?"
"Oh! Did that come to mind? ”
"This ...... Little junior sister, you don't know the level of your senior brother, what poems you have seen your senior brother do! Why don't you change it? Brother, I promise to do it! ”
Jiang Youda is seductive and wants to get rid of the mud of "making poetry".
However, Tian Ling'er shook her head, she didn't follow it at all, she didn't have to ask Jiang Youda to compose poems, the most important thing was that she wanted to see the little senior brother who had always been confident scratching his ears and cheeks.
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“…… All right! Count what I owe you in my last life! But if I do it, what will you reward me? ”
"Little Senior Brother, this is what you promised me, but you didn't say that there are any rewards, right?"
Jiang Youda shook his head, sat down on a stone next to him, and said: "Yes, but if there is no reward, then I have no motivation to compose poetry, and if I don't have the motivation to compose poetry, poetry will naturally be not good......"
"Alright! What reward do you want, though? Tian Ling'er frowned and thought about it carefully, and found that it was the same thing, so she nodded in agreement.
Seeing this, Jiang Youda couldn't help but be secretly happy, looked around and found that there was no one, and whispered in Tian Ling'er's ear: "I don't want any reward, as long as you kiss me!" What do you think? ”
"Ahh No way! ”
Originally, Tian Ling'er saw Jiang Youda's mysterious appearance, and under curiosity, she didn't hide away; It's just that when I heard Jiang Youda's words, I jumped.
"Can't do it? Don't blame me for not doing it! ”
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"Okay!"
"Let me think about it......"
Jiang Youda jumped off the stone, shook his head and walked around, and said unhurriedly: "There is a lot of color and love for the country, and I can't ask for it for many years after going down the mountain." ”
"There are women in the Tian family who have just grown up, and they are raised in the deep boudoir."
"It's hard to give up on your natural beauty, and once you choose to be on the big side."
"Looking back and smiling, the green clouds have no color."
"On the seventh day of July, when no one whispered in the middle of the night."
"In heaven I wish to be a winged bird, and on earth I wish to be a branch."
"The days are long and the days are endless, and this love is endless."
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