"Ahh

Jiang Youda noticed that he was only pretending to be a former senior brother just now, and now he is still holding Tian Ling'er in one hand.

However, looking at Tian Ling'er's red face, Jiang Youda couldn't help but swallow and spit at the mouth.

Don't really say it, the sixteen changes of the female university, her mother Su Ru was the famous peak flower of Qingyunmen, and in addition to Tian Ling'er's cultivation of Taoism since childhood, the little Lori in the past has grown into a beauty without long legs without opinion, the convex and the convex, the warped; If it weren't for the fact that there were so many people around him, Jiang Youda believed that he would definitely not be inferior to a beast!

Some reluctantly let go of the hand holding Tian Ling'er, Jiang Youda coughed, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Little junior sister, that ...... That one...... The situation was in crisis just now, and I subconsciously ...... You...... Don't mind ......."

"It's okay, brother! You ......"

Jiang Youda didn't say that it was okay, as soon as she said it, Tian Ling'er's red face turned even redder, but just as she was about to say something to divert the topic, Tian Buyi suddenly stiffened his face and walked into the circle surrounded by all the senior brothers: "Hmph! Ginger boy! You've got a lot of skills! Also know to come back! ”

"Master!"

Hearing Master's words, Jiang Youda realized that he was still preparing a case in Master's heart about running away from the mountain, his smile was frozen instantly, he lowered his head, and shouted obediently.

"Master? Do you still know Master? I don't have any of your bold apprentices! Still running away from the mountains? Do you still have me in your heart as a master? ”

Speaking of which, Tian Buyi is also angry. I left without saying a word, I didn't know that the outside world was sinister! He was frightened every day.

Although Tian was not easy to see Jiang Youda's performance just now, he had secretly decided not to punish him again; However, seeing that Jiang Youda, the senior brothers, and Tian Ling'er said that they would not come to worship him as a master, Tian Buyi changed his mind in an instant. In Tian Buyi's opinion, if this continues, Jiang Youda will still take him in his eyes? Next time, I want to leave the mountain again, what if something happens? I really don't know the majesty of the master if I don't repair it.

"This ...... Master...... How dare the apprentice not take Master, your old man in his eyes? This one...... Am I not going to come here? By the way, Master, this is a tea tree that I happened to see outside, picked and fried tea leaves by myself, how about your old man taste the craftsmanship of your precious apprentice? As he spoke, Jiang Youda took out the agarwood cup that had been prepared long ago from his arms and handed it to Tian Buyi flatteringly.

"Humph! Don't think you'll get away with pleasing me! ”

Although he said anything, Tian Buyi still took Jiang Youda's cup of tea in his hand.

"Yes, yes, Master, your old man's eyes are like a torch, that is, I went out once, and the apprentice knew that the people in the outside world were sinister, and only then did I know the good intentions of your old man, Master, you don't know, apprentice, I ate outside and didn't have a meal......"

As he spoke, Jiang Youda squeezed the corners of his eyes and tried to squeeze out two tears. But in the bottom of his heart, Jiang Youda was secretly proud, and said in his heart: Fortunately, I was prepared, and the bribe failed, won't we pretend to be pitiful? This acting, how can you get a 90 points!

Tian Buyi saw Jiang Youda like this, although he could also see that he was pretending, but he still couldn't help but warm his heart, and said, "I only know now?" It's late! Let's see if you dare to run away from the mountains again in the future. But for the sake of your good performance just now, the big punishment can be waived, and the small punishment is inevitable! You're ......"

"Master, the little junior brother knows that he is wrong, so you can forgive him once!"

"That's right! Master, isn't the little junior brother still young, and it is inevitable that he will not be sensible. ”

"Dad, the little brother has finally come back, so don't punish others anymore, otherwise, who will play with me?"

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Hearing that Tian Buyi wanted to punish Jiang Youda, all the senior brothers and Tian Ling'er pleaded for Jiang Youda. However, what everyone didn't notice was that especially when Tian Ling'er said that sentence, Zhang Xiaofan, who was lonely next to him, had even darker eyes......

However, children have never had human rights. Tian Buyi "Hmph! At a moment, everyone who was about to continue pleading shut up. Tian Buyi looked around at the people who bowed their heads and said, "What? Do you want to be punished for Dayou? ”

Hearing this, everyone who originally had some thoughts was completely dead, and could only cast a helpless look at Jiang Youda.

"Dayou, I originally wanted to punish you for facing the wall for ten or eight years, but considering that we will hold a seven-vein martial arts meeting in our Qingyunmen, remember it for the time being, and then you will help Xiaofan to fight in the kitchen, can you take it?" Tian Buyi is also a knife-faced tofu heart, picked it up high, put it down gently, and gave Jiang Youda a punishment that was not light or heavy.

When Jiang Youda heard this, his originally rough heart instantly calmed down, and he responded with a smile: "Master, how dare the disciple disagree?" As long as Master doesn't get angry anymore. ”

"Humph! Can't? What else would you not dare? With you in Dazhufeng, wasn't I angry with you that day? ”

Although Jiang Youda was not punished in action, Tian Buyi didn't give Jiang Youda a good face, and said a word angrily, ignoring Jiang Youda, who was laughing, turned around, put his hands behind his back, and returned to the back hall of Shoujing Hall with his figure-eight feet.

Seeing this, Su Ru could only smile helplessly, and said to the disciples, "You all go back!" ”

All the disciples responded in unison and walked out around Jiang Youda......

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When he returned to his residence, looking at the senior brothers who were still surrounding him, Jiang Youda had to tell the senior brothers a "true" story about the sky and dragon slaying that had been prepared a long time ago, which was probably this: Jiang Youda accidentally encountered a demon sect demon and was knocked off the cliff in the battle, but not only did he not die, but he also saved a monkey at the bottom of the cliff; The monkey thanked Jiang Youda for saving his life and offered Jiang Youda a peach, but he didn't expect that the peach was a strange fruit of heaven and earth, and Jiang Youda broke through to the sixth layer of Yuqing in a daze.

This is an old-fashioned story that can't be more old-fashioned, if this story is written into a novel at a certain time and place, Jiang Youda absolutely believes that it will hit the street and can't hit the street again. But the people here have not experienced the baptism of millions of online literary works, and they are fascinated by listening to them, and they can't wait to replace each other, just like primary school students who are new to online literature.

This also led to the fact that Dazhufeng not only likes to go around the cliff in the future, but also treats small animals, especially monkeys; Even after Jiang Youda became famous, this custom not only spread to Qingyunmen, but also the entire cultivation world rose up to jump off the cliff and find monkeys; Fortunately, all of them are not shallow in cultivation and did not fall to death, otherwise, Jiang Youda's sin would be great......

Sometimes looking at all kinds of small animals flooding the mountains everywhere, Jiang Youda will have unrealistic fantasies, how much he has contributed to the protection of species, genes, and ecosystem diversity, how can he award himself a Nobel Prize......

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